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== Early Life ==
== Early Life ==
Surprisingly his family is not actually [[Jews|jewish]], his father in fact moved ''to'' the [[Chudjak|Third Reich]] to work there. Whether this says more about Klaus or Nazi Germany is up to debate. He himself has had a relatively uninteresting career, graduating from Harvard and becoming a professor, until eventually founding the WEF. That is, if you don't believe the [[Schizophrenia|redpilled MAGA Q expose videos]] that reveal him as a secret world leader or something like that.
Surprisingly his family is not actually [[Jews|jewish]], his father in fact moved ''to'' the [[Chudjak|Third Reich]] to work there. Whether this says more about Klaus or Nazi Germany is up to debate. {{glow|He himself has had a relatively uninteresting career, graduating from Harvard and becoming a professor, until eventually founding the WEF. That is, if you don't believe the [[Schizophrenia|redpilled MAGA Q expose videos]] that reveal him as a secret world leader [[Amerimutt|or something]] like that.}}


== In the 'party ==
== In the 'party ==

Revision as of 07:03, 29 March 2024

Klaus Martin Schwab (born March 30th, 1938) is the current owner of soyjak.party, also known as Froot the founder and chairman of the World Economic Forum, best known for coining the terms Fourth Industrial Revolution and Great Reset. [1]

Klaus Schwab
NationalityGerman
OccupationWEF chairman
Best known forEnacting the Great Reset
Political partyFourth Industrial Revolution
IAS?Mostly not, albeit is bald and has glasses.
Schwaby Schwab dropping trvthzarbombas.
An attempt at 'jaking Klaus.[2]

Early Life

Surprisingly his family is not actually jewish, his father in fact moved to the Third Reich to work there. Whether this says more about Klaus or Nazi Germany is up to debate. He himself has had a relatively uninteresting career, graduating from Harvard and becoming a professor, until eventually founding the WEF. That is, if you don't believe the redpilled MAGA Q expose videos that reveal him as a secret world leader or something like that.

In the 'party

Klaus has been mentioned infrequently in /qa/ days mostly in combination with Feraljak[3], but he really took off in the fall of 2023 as a meme of his own when the video attached above was discovered by soyteens. Despite being NAS he is honorable sharty culture.[Source: Science]

References

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