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[[File:Chudjak.png|frameless|20px]] Chuds
[[File:Chudjak.png|frameless|20px]] Chuds


[[File:Flag of Italy.svg|frameless|20px]] Italy|combatant2=BBC Posters
[[File:Flag of Italy.svg|frameless|20px]] Italy
 
Feds|combatant2=BBC Posters


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'''Supported by:'''
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[[File:ACK.png|frameless|20px]] [[Trannies]]
[[File:ACK.png|frameless|20px]] [[Trannies]]


[[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|frameless|20px]] Argentina|commander1=[[File:Chudjak.png|frameless|20px]] [[Chudjak]]  
[[File:Flag of Argentina.svg|frameless|20px]] Argentina
[[File:Flag of Germany (1935–1945).svg|frameless|20px]] Adolf Hitler|commander2=[[File:Spadeson.png|frameless|20px]] [[Spadeson]]|place=[[4chan]], [[soyjak.party]], [[booru.soy]]|date=late 2010's? - Present|result=Ongoing}}
 
The Penis Color War is an ongoing struggle across soyjak.party and booru.soy about which race has the biggest penises which is totally not gay or something. The fact that it's been scientifically proven that penis size has inherently little to almost nothing to do with race<ref>https://www.livescience.com/4489-penis-myths-debunked.html</ref><ref>https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-health/is-race-penis-size-myth-q403302</ref> makes the argument all the more retarded.
Feds (again)|commander1=[[File:Chudjak.png|frameless|20px]] [[Chudjak]]  
[[File:Flag of Germany (1935–1945).svg|frameless|20px]] Adolf Hitler|commander2=[[File:Spadeson.png|frameless|20px]] [[Spadeson]]|place=[[4chan]], [[soyjak.party]], [[booru.soy]]|date=October 1, 2003 - Present|result=Ongoing}}
 
The Penis Color War is an ongoing struggle [[Trannies|ac]]<nowiki/>ross [[soyjak.party]] and [[SoyBooru|booru.soy]] about which race has the biggest penises which is totally not [[Gay faggot|gay]] [[or something]]. The [[fact]] that it's been [[Science Lover Soyjak|scientifically proven]] that penis size has inherently little to almost nothing to do with race<ref>https://www.livescience.com/4489-penis-myths-debunked.html</ref><ref>https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-health/is-race-penis-size-myth-q403302</ref> makes the argument all the more retarded.


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== History ==
Penis-color [[Keyed|based]] conflict has been a staple of imageboard dis[[List of swears|cuss]]<nowiki/>ions for decades, but war wasn't officially declared until [[Moot|moot's]] creation of [[4chan]] in October 2003. Since then, most of the notable battles were fought on the site's [[B/|/b/ - "Random"]] board. Troops eventually mobilized to soyjak.party [[Though|thoughever]], and fighting on the site's [[/soy/]] board remains commonplace.{{Cancer}}

Revision as of 10:11, 12 October 2023

Penis Color War is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Penis Color War
DateOctober 1, 2003 - Present
Location
Result Ongoing
Belligerents

BWC Posters

Supported by:

Chuds

Italy

Feds

BBC Posters

Supported by:

Trannies

Argentina

Feds (again)
Commanders and leaders

Chudjak

Adolf Hitler
Spadeson

The Penis Color War is an ongoing struggle across soyjak.party and booru.soy about which race has the biggest penises which is totally not gay or something. The fact that it's been scientifically proven that penis size has inherently little to almost nothing to do with race[1][2] makes the argument all the more retarded.

History

Penis-color based conflict has been a staple of imageboard discussions for decades, but war wasn't officially declared until moot's creation of 4chan in October 2003. Since then, most of the notable battles were fought on the site's /b/ - "Random" board. Troops eventually mobilized to soyjak.party thoughever, and fighting on the site's /soy/ board remains commonplace.

Penis Color War
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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