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The '''Foodists''' are a group of failtrolls named after an infamous former YouTube troll who are notorious for doxxing random e-celebs over [[Shit Nobody Cares About]], making fun of dead people, spamming animal and child gore and 'p, grooming minors into self-harm, and other similar activities {{quote|>yeah but I'm doin' it for THE LULZ trust me guyz!}}. They tend to be between 8-14 years old. This group started joining the website after kuz bought it, and theories exist out there that they were invited or welcomed onto the site.
The '''Foodists''' are a group of failtrolls named after an infamous former YouTube troll who are notorious for doxxing random e-celebs over [[Shit Nobody Cares About]], making fun of dead people, spamming animal and child gore and 'p, grooming minors into self-harm, and other similar activities {{quote|>yeah but I'm doin' it for THE LULZ trust me guyz!}}. They tend to be between 8-14 years old. This group started joining the website after kuz bought it, and theories exist out there that they were invited or welcomed onto the site.


They often engage in psyops and other guerilla advertising to get more minors to groom. Xey are also somewhat related to [[Trihard Community|trihards]] and make up a good amount of 'cord users on the sharty.
They often engage in psyops and other guerilla advertising to get more minors to groom. Xey are also somewhat related to [[User:Warlock/TriHard Community|trihards]] and make up a good amount of 'cord users on the sharty.


The foodists were officially disbanded in April 2023 by their leader Foodistzen after he decided to take the self-improvement pill and become religious, although many 'cord users still identify as foodists to this day.
The foodists were officially disbanded in April 2023 by their leader Foodistzen after he decided to take the self-improvement pill and become religious, although many 'cord users still identify as foodists to this day.

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The cancer that is killing /soy/ is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on /soy/.

Main Culprits

Cancer

'Teens are dying of cancer.

Aids

'Teens are dying of aids

Trannies

Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals >even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group.

Americans

IT'S BURGER HOURS! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes raids getting snitched on, politicoal spamming, and gangam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit

Neutralfag and "soylita" tranny spam

Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of soylita and neutral Markiplier Soyjak, killing actual funny threads with unfunny vantablack niggerald spam with either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry. Make sure to sage the threads when replying Do not reply to them at all. See: Red

Kuz

Kuz, his Kolyma shills and jackbooted thugs who break into innocent soyteens houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason are considered responsible for killing /soy/ by many teens.

Draw Thread Cartel

A group of trannies would create drawthreads which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/ and died off.

Europeans

European and Australian hours had a lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the chat. This made /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAScoal, tranny threads, soylita, and even 'P which would not be cleared till American hours. Less users also meant fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.

Foodists

The Foodists are a group of failtrolls named after an infamous former YouTube troll who are notorious for doxxing random e-celebs over Shit Nobody Cares About, making fun of dead people, spamming animal and child gore and 'p, grooming minors into self-harm, and other similar activities >yeah but I'm doin' it for THE LULZ trust me guyz!. They tend to be between 8-14 years old. This group started joining the website after kuz bought it, and theories exist out there that they were invited or welcomed onto the site.

They often engage in psyops and other guerilla advertising to get more minors to groom. Xey are also somewhat related to trihards and make up a good amount of 'cord users on the sharty.

The foodists were officially disbanded in April 2023 by their leader Foodistzen after he decided to take the self-improvement pill and become religious, although many 'cord users still identify as foodists to this day.

4chan

It is believed that certain boards, as revenge for soyjak.party stealing their gets, attempt to coal up the 'party by posting their own kind of "content" or by posting demoralization coal directly to the sharty.

Pornposters

Main article: Porn

Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the party by spamming NAS and distracting 'Teens from producing high-quality soyjaks with pornography. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/.

Discord

Main article: Discord

Since the beginning of the sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many discord groups existed. These groups generally were not very widely known in the beginning, as the groups attempted to be secret and hidden, although there were commonly jokes about "the /qa/ Discord." Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these Discord servers became more and more brazen, more started worrying about them, and members of sharty Discords were eventually banned from soyjak.party and later this wiki.

Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from Discord and start complaining about Discord even when there is not one behind the post.

The Booru

Main article: SoyBooru

it's well known that the 'ru hosts all kind of coals, brimstones and even (very very rarely) antimatter, such as 'ru exclusive variants and fads, dusty variant:unknowns, NAS content (that somehow gets approved), and even embedded 'p.

Drama

Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real Cancer That Is Killing Soy.

People complaining about the cancer that is killing /soy/

It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the cancer that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the cancer that is killing /soy/. This was also a common thought upon those from /b/.

(You)

(You) are all of these combined.[you just are, ok?!]

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