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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
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[[File:4767 - 5c9024b1f31a91cdb95efb1df144a11c.png|thumb|The (self proclaimed) gem that saved the party.]]
'''The gem that saved the party''', also known as '''TGTSTP''', the '''Final Gem''' and the '''Gem to end all coal''', is the ultimate event in [[Soyical Arts|soyical folklore]] in which the brightest, shiniest [[gem]] of all time descended upon the sharty and united all of the [[Soy Community|soyposters]] in harmony, thereby "saving" the [[Soyjak.party|party]]. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto the jarty, to universal [[Gem|praise]].  


== Overview ==
=== Preterist View ===
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.
Some fringe groups of the soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest [[Cobson]] is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
==== Cynical Preterism ====
Some also say that Cobson WAS the gem that saved the sharty, but the antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of the one true gem, thus, ruining the prophecy forever.
 
== Misconceptions ==
Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem united all in agreement. {{Glow|Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess the name of the soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under the assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. [[You]] WILL NOT question this part}}
 
== Criticism ==
Many claim [[science]] has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the '''<nowiki/>'The gem that saved the party'''' theory.
 
 
Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in the world.
 
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Latest revision as of 16:20, 23 April 2024

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The (self proclaimed) gem that saved the party.

The gem that saved the party, also known as TGTSTP, the Final Gem and the Gem to end all coal, is the ultimate event in soyical folklore in which the brightest, shiniest gem of all time descended upon the sharty and united all of the soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" the party. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto the jarty, to universal praise.

Preterist View

Some fringe groups of the soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest Cobson is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.

Cynical Preterism

Some also say that Cobson WAS the gem that saved the sharty, but the antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of the one true gem, thus, ruining the prophecy forever.

Misconceptions

Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem united all in agreement. Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess the name of the soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under the assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. You WILL NOT question this part

Criticism

Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the 'The gem that saved the party' theory.


Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in the world.


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