Outages
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Outages are FUCKING BRIMSTONE!
When referring to soyjak.party, a site outage can be caused by many things.
Causes for outages
1: Not being able to host the server
2: Being kicked off your server or domain
3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING
4: The webmaster forgetting to turn your server back FUCKING ON
5: CLOUDFLARE TECHNICIANS PISSING ON THE SERVER
6: TRANNIES DDOSING YOUR SHIT
Outages manifest in many different ways, however the most common is listed here
1: No posting for you, goy, take this 502 from MySQL instead
2: You look like a bot, post discarded
3: Cloudflare giving you a 522 or 532 like a NIGGER
4: Your admin telling you the Sharty is over
5: Hosting company kvetching cause some (((TROON))) REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Outages of March 2024
A series of outages happened when Root became an admin. These would last several hours in a day, and occur every other day for a week. The longest outage so far has been 16+ hours, and it started on March 24th. On the Shemmy, 'teens have compared these outages to the Soypocalypse.
Other Outages
Another outage happened on April 13, 2024 and as of writing, is still on-going.
