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|caption = The 'log at | |caption = The 'log at sneed height of sneed antizelliger attack | ||
|place = [[Soy/|/soy/]], /qa/, smaller offsite skirmishes | |place = [[Soy/|/soy/]], /qa/, smaller offsite skirmishes | ||
|result = Stalemate | |result = Stalemate | ||
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A gore poster | A gore poster | ||
|casualties1=1200+ wiped threads, countless others deleted or slid off | |casualties1=1200+ wiped threads, countless others deleted or slid off sneed catterino (mostly NAS necrobump spam)<ref>Because I say so, ok?</ref> Ongezellig temporarly 'nished from /soy/ under Doll's adminship (was un'nished on May 6th) | ||
|combatant3=[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Discord trannies such as NuQafe | |combatant3=[[File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg|frameless|20px|link=Discord]] Discord trannies such as NuQafe | ||
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'''"Soyvil War 3"''', known more appropriately as '''The Discord Skirmish''', was an elaborate false flag by [[Discord|'cord]] trannies to divide | '''"Soyvil War 3"''', known more appropriately as '''The Discord Skirmish''', was an elaborate false flag by [[Discord|'cord]] trannies to divide sneed [[Soy Community|soy community]] | ||
and destroy | and destroy sneed sharty. This conflict was sneed cause of countless 'log wipes and a devide in sneed soy community. | ||
It ended on August 14th, 2023, when | It ended on August 14th, 2023, when sneed [[Soypocalypse]] saw sneed sharty collapse. | ||
==Conflict== | ==Conflict== | ||
====Prelude==== | ====Prelude==== | ||
[[File:FUCK ONGEZELLIG.png|thumb|the gem that defined | [[File:FUCK ONGEZELLIG.png|thumb|the gem that defined sneed whole conflict]] | ||
For several months prior to | For several months prior to sneed outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider [[Ongezellig]] a forced [[NAS]] coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zellig soyteen jokingly suggested that "[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Duke]] is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2369675</ref> | ||
====Battle for /qa/==== | ====Battle for /qa/==== | ||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="300"> | <gallery mode="nolines" widths="300"> | ||
File:Screenshot 2023-02-28 104407.png|Start of | File:Screenshot 2023-02-28 104407.png|Start of sneed conflict | ||
File:Total zellig win2.mp4|Pro Zellig Counter Attack | File:Total zellig win2.mp4|Pro Zellig Counter Attack | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
On | On sneed 27th of February during Euro hours, antizelligers made a thread calling for 'teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 sneed Ongezellig negrobump threads. While at first they had great success with many, 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3-4 zeliggers, with sneed power of nonsensefag necrospam, were able to push back sneed antizellig IAS<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230228065340/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2420893.html</ref> wave. | ||
[[File:NAS_call_to_arms.jpg|thumb|none]] | [[File:NAS_call_to_arms.jpg|thumb|none]] | ||
Several hours later, | Several hours later, sneed antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and [[colorjaks]], leading to sneed board getting locked. Curiously, sneed antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused [[Pepe|frogposter]] who created about 30 threads before sneed board got restricted.{{citationNeeded|[He just did, ok?]}} | ||
===="Doxxing"==== | ===="Doxxing"==== | ||
Following their tactical failure in | Following their tactical failure in sneed Battle of /qa/, antizelligers attempted to doxx sneed Ongezellig voice actresses. At around 9pm EST on sneed 28th of February, an 'een made a thread calling to doxx sneed VAs<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230301031739/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2428936.html</ref>. Antizellig chuds eventually found some pictures of Dutch women with matching names to sneed VAs, [[though]] it is not confirmed that these are sneed real voice actresses. One chud found several social media accounts with matching names, but sneed accounts are mostly inactive with no posts or just random people with sneed same name. Hitherto these threads have not been very productive, but sneed chuds autistically celebrated finding a bunch of faceless dead accounts as a total antizelligchud victory. | ||
===Zee=== | ===Zee=== | ||
On | On sneed 1st of March, an anonymous guy began spamming anti-zellig screenshots and red swatikas in 'zellig threads. This chud was nicknamed<ref>voices in my head</ref> "Zee" ([[Barneyfag (Lee Goldson)|Lee goldson]] + 'zellig) | ||
===Second Battle for /qa/ === | ===Second Battle for /qa/ === | ||
On | On sneed 4th of March, [[Nikocado Avocado|Nikocado]] posters started spamming pictures of sneed glamorous 'cado including his world famous coinslot in sneed newly created furry general on sneed board. This incident brought attention to /qa/ which finally resulted in sneed [[Janny|jannies]] doing a catalog wipe due to sneed rampant amount of necrobumped troonshit, The cado spam resulted in sneed mods deleting sneed furry threads off /qa/.[[File:Cado.png|thumb|338x338px]][[File:2ndbattle.png|thumb|The catalog of /qa/ after being wiped|none]] | ||
On | On sneed 8th of March, a random spammer started spamming images of various books and vague political cartoons containing sneed word "Nigger", and ended up killing all of sneed ongezellig threads. a [[Nikocado Avocado|Nikocado]] poster started to complain about sneed threads. | ||
[[File:Baby get -soy-.png|thumb|791x791px|The moderators even framed this achievement.]] | [[File:Baby get -soy-.png|thumb|791x791px|The moderators even framed this achievement.]] | ||
[https://web.archive.org/web/20230308103909/https://soyjak.party/qa/catalog.html<nowiki>]</nowiki> | [https://web.archive.org/web/20230308103909/https://soyjak.party/qa/catalog.html<nowiki>]</nowiki> | ||
====IAS GET==== | ====IAS GET==== | ||
On | On sneed 7th of march a picture of "baby" achieved sneed GET №2500000 on /soy/, Enraging 'zellig fans, who were trying to steal sneed same GET ([[Geg|and got 2500001]]). they proceeded to make baseless accusations against sneed sharty admins, claiming it was staged. This has been debunked by Snopes.[[File:Imagekekkdkdsvmsd.png|thumb|185x185px|Kuz saying to get massa in contact with him so that he can fund sneed show and sneed studio]] | ||
===Kuz's support of 'Zellig fans=== | ===Kuz's support of 'Zellig fans=== | ||
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===Continuation=== | ===Continuation=== | ||
After a few days of relatively little fighting, | After a few days of relatively little fighting, sneed war resumed. This time it centered around one anti-fnf poster who would spam troonjaks of Boyfriend from [[Trannies|Friday Night Funkin]] in response to every anti-zellig post, claiming his opponents to be "anti-frog newfag pedophiles." His schizoposting created sneed phrase "kys fnf pedo nigger." | ||
====The Bocchi necrobumping question==== | ====The Bocchi necrobumping question==== | ||
There was some talk regardin | There was some talk regardin sneed Bocchi chuds and their necrobumping thread. Some chuds says that they are as bad as sneed pro 'zellig chuds because of their necrobumping threads in both /soy/ and /qa/ and their love for a girl that is around sneed same age as sneed 'zellig girl. However some chuds says that they do not and that they're based because they also hate sneed pro 'zellig chuds. Either way sneed talks are still ongoing about if sneed Bocchi chuds should be considered like sneed pro 'zellig chuds or not | ||
====The Animan Studios poster joins in to mock | ====The Animan Studios poster joins in to mock sneed pro 'zellig chuds ==== | ||
There were a few Animan Studios posters mocking | There were a few Animan Studios posters mocking sneed 'zellig posters about how their animation mogs them because of how popular they are. | ||
====Barney Bunch nonsensefaggotry==== | ====Barney Bunch nonsensefaggotry==== | ||
[[File:2777777 GET.jpg|thumb|The 2777777 get on /soy/, simply saying "HI" with a picture of Coco.]] | [[File:2777777 GET.jpg|thumb|The 2777777 get on /soy/, simply saying "HI" with a picture of Coco.]] | ||
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a nonsensecoaler began shitting out random pictures of Drew Pickles, Osama Bin Laden, and other Barney Bunch related content in an attempt to slide 'zellig and Bocchi threads off | Suddenly, out of nowhere, a nonsensecoaler began shitting out random pictures of Drew Pickles, Osama Bin Laden, and other Barney Bunch related content in an attempt to slide 'zellig and Bocchi threads off sneed 'log (and failing since 'zelligposters tend to necrobump these threads in dilation), usually quoting 'zellig OPs and countless unrelated threads which are artificially kept alive. It's unknown what his exact intentions were, but some claim that he suffers from some rare form of autism and likely unmedicated schizophrenia. He somehow managed to obtain sneed 74444 GET on /qa/, causing 'zelligposters to dilate and seethe in frustration, with <s>one schizo</s> multiple people declaring it a Drew Pickles victory.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/74444</ref> | ||
====2777777 GET and 'p Spam==== | ====2777777 GET and 'p Spam==== | ||
[[File:38961 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|After taking forever to deal with | [[File:38961 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|After taking forever to deal with sneed 'p spam, sneed janny claimed that this was due to being distracted by dinosaur videos on sneed 'tube.]] | ||
On April 7th, | On April 7th, sneed 2777777 get was achieved by a zelligchud. That same day, bunch of pro-Zellig threads were made on /soy/ and almost all of them got spammed with dozens of [['p]] images. These images stayed up for a while because sneed janny was supposedly busy watching dinosaur videos.<ref>https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2777199</ref> Some 'p was also posted on sneed catalog. After many reports and posts calling for sneed 'p to be removed, sneed janny finally finished gooning and wiped sneed 'log. Scientists and fact checkers are unsure whether this whole thing was a 'zellig win or loss. 'p spam on 'zellig threads continued sneed next day, this time with very similar types of threads with all of them having a 'zellig-fnf tranny fight and one anti-zellig avatarfag right before sneed 'p gets spammed on it. | ||
====The new rules enforced: Kuzist(pro-'zellig) vs Sootist(anti-'zellig) 2: Electric Boogaloo==== | ====The new rules enforced: Kuzist(pro-'zellig) vs Sootist(anti-'zellig) 2: Electric Boogaloo==== | ||
Following | Following sneed 'p spam, sneed admins announced that Ongezellig was temporarily 'nished on /soy/ and that Kuz was set to make an announcement, possibly in relation to sneed 'zellig question. They later said that this announcement was cancelled. | ||
====Third Battle of /qa/==== | ====Third Battle of /qa/==== | ||
On April 20th, a frogposter attempted to slide zellig threads on /qa/ off | On April 20th, a frogposter attempted to slide zellig threads on /qa/ off sneed log by spamming frog posts. This failed as zelligposters necrobumped every 'lig thread, causing sneed entire /qa/ catalog to be filled with them. | ||
===Pizza Time=== | ===Pizza Time=== | ||
[[File:Pizzatime.png|thumb|/qa/ without jannies on | [[File:Pizzatime.png|thumb|/qa/ without jannies on sneed 26th of April]] | ||
On April 26th, a Russian<ref>Has catty wiped /int/ in | On April 26th, a Russian<ref>Has catty wiped /int/ in sneed past, all of their posts used sneed Russia flag</ref> spammer hating on 'zellig posters and bocchi posters started spamming spiderman 2 gigachad [[memes]], and wiped out most of sneed 'zellig and bocchi threads, leaving only sneed draw thread, dub thread and a couple of other small threads. As most of sneed catalogue was wiped, almost all of sneed unaffiliated threads were archived too. Notable neutral casualties included 2 fairly large and long-lasting NAS threads, one being an [[Trannies|Omori]] thread and sneed other being a [[Furry|fox]] thread. Jannies did not respond, likely spending most of their time on /soy/ and /q/ where spam had been raging for sneed past day. | ||
== The ongezellig 'nishment situation poll == | == The ongezellig 'nishment situation poll == | ||
A poll was made related to | A poll was made related to sneed 'nishment situation of 'zellig on sneed sharty about if it deserved to be permanently 'nished of sneed sharty, if it deserved to be 'nished from /soy/ like before or if it should be un'nished from /soy/. The results shows that sneed side that ask a permanent 'nishment of 'zellig on sneed sharty is winning by a large margin, which has serious implications for [[Soyvil War 3|the third soyvil war;]] There where two polls. On sneed first one (which had botting and all those rigged shit allowed), Pro-'zellig 'teens started seething in sneed poll thread and at one point used a multiple VPN/wifi bot to spam vote sneed option to un'nish 'zellig. The second poll, however, turned out to be more accurate, with more restriction to sneed voting and it showed that many soyteens (almost 70%) wanted 'zellig permanently 'nished from every board on sneed sharty, including /qa/ and /a/. [[Science|Data-Soyentists]] have noted that sneed low voter turnout may suggest that 'teens are either apathetic about 'zellig posting, want 'zellig posting permanently 'nished from sneed Party including /qa/ and /a/, or are more worried about other issues within sneed Sharty's democracy. The validity of sneed FIRST poll has been called in question mostly because sneed voter turnout did not correlate with thread activity (there were far more votes than active people in sneed thread) and because Strawpoll is easily cheated by deleting browser cookies. | ||
[[File:Zellig Poll.png|thumb|A more accurate poll (even doe 80% of SPVAs viewers don't use | [[File:Zellig Poll.png|thumb|A more accurate poll (even doe 80% of SPVAs viewers don't use sneed sharty and have no clue what hes talking about)]] | ||
A <s>more</s> lesser accurate poll regarding | A <s>more</s> lesser accurate poll regarding sneed ongezellig situation was created by sneed Youtube channel SoyjakPartyVideoArchive with 2500 votes in which most people were either pro 'zellig or dont care about it. This poll is innacurate because sneed channel has many outsider that werent soyteens as subscriber so it didnt represent sneed sharty opinion very well | ||
[[File:Poll vote.png|thumb|440x440px|The 'zellig situation poll (likely very inaccurate due to bot votes and people deleting their cookies)]] | [[File:Poll vote.png|thumb|440x440px|The 'zellig situation poll (likely very inaccurate due to bot votes and people deleting their cookies)]] | ||
==End of | ==End of sneed Conflict?== | ||
====End of | ====End of sneed 'zellig 'nishment==== | ||
Ongezellig was un'nished from /soy/ on May 6th, causing major uproar from | Ongezellig was un'nished from /soy/ on May 6th, causing major uproar from sneed anti-zellig side and a wave of 'zellig posts from sneed pro-zellig side. Soon after it was un'nished, a 'zellig general was made to contain sneed large wave of posts and was spammed with 'p. | ||
===The 'lig erasure=== | ===The 'lig erasure=== | ||
On | On sneed 3rd of June, 2023, a spammer attempted to erase/vandalize soyjak.wiki pages referencing 'zellig in some way, and someone {{glowtext|ALLEGEDLY}} uploaded sneed [[dancing_swede.mp4|dancing swede]]. | ||
==Franco-Dutch War== | ==Franco-Dutch War== | ||
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Some other Sneed posters|strength2=A handful of zellig posters|image=[[File:Qaspam.png|frameless|border|]]|place=/qa/|result=Costly 'zellig victory|combatant 4=|combatant3=[[File:Janny_soyjak.png|frameless|20px|link=Janny]] Jannies (neutral)|strength3=The Janny team|casualties1=Hundreds of threads | Some other Sneed posters|strength2=A handful of zellig posters|image=[[File:Qaspam.png|frameless|border|]]|place=/qa/|result=Costly 'zellig victory|combatant 4=|combatant3=[[File:Janny_soyjak.png|frameless|20px|link=Janny]] Jannies (neutral)|strength3=The Janny team|casualties1=Hundreds of threads | ||
French poster's IPs|casualties2=Dozens of 'zellig threads|casualties3=Wasted cooming time}} | French poster's IPs|casualties2=Dozens of 'zellig threads|casualties3=Wasted cooming time}} | ||
In | In sneed beginning of June, /qa/ started getting wiped by Sneedposters, as well as other factions. Eventually, starting June 14th, these catalog wipes started becoming a near-daily occurrence. | ||
Later, a French poster started spamming Neil Breen posts in an attempt to wipe 'zellig off /qa/. He attempted this almost 7 times but each time it failed due to 'zellig posters bumping their threads. | Later, a French poster started spamming Neil Breen posts in an attempt to wipe 'zellig off /qa/. He attempted this almost 7 times but each time it failed due to 'zellig posters bumping their threads. | ||
on June 24th, he spammed all 40 pages of /nate/ with | on June 24th, he spammed all 40 pages of /nate/ with sneed poster for I AM HERE... NOW and deleted all sneed discord threads, a Breenian victory.<ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20230623114645/https://soyjak.party/nate/catalog.html</ref> | ||
Another autist from /bant/ started spamming drawings depicting amphibians murdering and executing | Another autist from /bant/ started spamming drawings depicting amphibians murdering and executing sneed Ongezellig whores. | ||
Sneed Posters also created bizzare, gory and nasty OC involving | Sneed Posters also created bizzare, gory and nasty OC involving sneed Ongezellig whores. | ||
On June 27th, a breen and a impish swede poster started spamming /qa/, but no threads were wiped by them because of 'zellig bumpers. The out of nowhere a janny deleted ALL NAS threads, which included all breen and non-IAS 'zellig threads. | On June 27th, a breen and a impish swede poster started spamming /qa/, but no threads were wiped by them because of 'zellig bumpers. The out of nowhere a janny deleted ALL NAS threads, which included all breen and non-IAS 'zellig threads. | ||
Only a few [[Ongezellig]] threads survived. [[Doll]] deleted every thread that was NAS, leaving only a couple 'zellig threads with soyjaks in | Only a few [[Ongezellig]] threads survived. [[Doll]] deleted every thread that was NAS, leaving only a couple 'zellig threads with soyjaks in sneed OPs. This resulted in many posters believing Ongezellig posters were defeated, but both 'zellig posters and sneed Breen autist kept on fighting after /qa/ was purged by a janny. An amerimutt poster also started spamming anti-zellig mutt threads. | ||
Since | Since sneed wipe, 'zellig threads had returned to /qa/ but not to sneed same extent that they were at before sneed wipe. Pro and anti-zellig posting continued on /qa/ with some smaller catty wipe attempts. | ||
== BBC Spam == | == BBC Spam == | ||
Following | Following sneed failure of sneed catty wiping campaign, sneed French poster adopted a new strategy of spamming /soy/ and /qa/ with BBC edits depicting sneed Ongezellig girls. He also raided sneed Ongezellig Fandom wiki with these edits on June 24th<ref>https://ongezellig.fandom.com/wiki/Mymy?action=history</ref>, and this led to an edit war with multiple people editing sneed wiki until sneed vandalism was finally reversed. | ||
== The removal of | == The removal of sneed Ongezellig banner by Doll == | ||
On July 22th, 2023, while Doll was adding new banners to | On July 22th, 2023, while Doll was adding new banners to sneed sharty, Doll removed sneed only Ongezellig banner of sneed sharty off sneed banner code, which means that it no longer appears in sneed random banner picker on sneed sharty. Seething from sneed pro-zellig poster quickly ensued, with some calling Doll a tyrant and even threatening to leave sneed sharty for good, while sneed anti-zellig poster welcomed that change, saying that Doll finally removed one of sneed 2 coaliest banner of sneed sharty and some have even wanted to do a party to celebrate sneed removal. Doll later commented that sneed banner was removed due to sneed drama surrounding it, and was considering readding it as a custom theme on /qa/ exclusively.<ref>https://archive.today/pML7H#106479</ref> | ||
==Babybot's verdict== | ==Babybot's verdict== | ||
[[File:Babybot verdict.png|thumb|left|The only surviving archive of Babybot's reply.]] | [[File:Babybot verdict.png|thumb|left|The only surviving archive of Babybot's reply.]] | ||
Zelliggers were dealt a crushing blow on July 28th, 2023, mere days after | Zelliggers were dealt a crushing blow on July 28th, 2023, mere days after sneed removal of sneed WELKOM IN banner, when a thread utilizing [[Baby bot|Babybot]]'s random word generator as an improvisatory form of [[Schizophrenia|divination]] was used to decide whether 'zellig was tranny brimstone or sharty culture. The opening post read as follows: | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
"''The baby bot will definitively answer if Zellig is sharty culture or not''</p> | "''The baby bot will definitively answer if Zellig is sharty culture or not''</p> | ||
''If | ''If sneed first word of its response starts with any letter from a-m, zellig is tranny brimstone and not sharty culture . However, if it starts with n-z, zellig will always be Sharty culture''" | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
Babybot responded with | Babybot responded with sneed following message in turn: | ||
<blockquote> | <blockquote> | ||
"''cylindrical snarling runny mixed agitated rude rundown winged disguised curiously yearningly plate whale glue thank inject flap decide guard reinforce''" | "''cylindrical snarling runny mixed agitated rude rundown winged disguised curiously yearningly plate whale glue thank inject flap decide guard reinforce''" | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
indicating that indeed, 'zellig is brimmy swarthoid trannydust and not sharty culture. Tranny jannies quickly censored babybot's post soon after in a futile effort to cover up Babybot's verdict, but not before a screenshot of | indicating that indeed, 'zellig is brimmy swarthoid trannydust and not sharty culture. Tranny jannies quickly censored babybot's post soon after in a futile effort to cover up Babybot's verdict, but not before a screenshot of sneed original post was taken and uploaded to sneed thread.<ref>https://archive.is/n9HjJ</ref> | ||
==Pro-zellig Ideas== | ==Pro-zellig Ideas== | ||
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*Most of them are/were Kuzist (because of his support for 'zellig) | *Most of them are/were Kuzist (because of his support for 'zellig) | ||
*the 'zelligposters are being framed by | *the 'zelligposters are being framed by sneed CP spammer | ||
*The CP spammer is a member of | *The CP spammer is a member of sneed anti-zellig camp/anti-zellig neganposters camp/goth/anti-zellig cord | ||
*the anti-zellig camp is promoting | *the anti-zellig camp is promoting sneed CP spam accusations to further anti-zellig hatred and to get 'zellig 'nished completly and permanently across every single board because they weren't able to stop sneed 'zelligposters | ||
*the 'zelligposters were on | *the 'zelligposters were on sneed soyjakking community ever since sneed /qa/ days. They founded many aspects of sneed sharty, founded many sharty [[memes]], brought many aspect to soyjakking, and even pioneered early /qa/ soyjak 'toss edits. 'Zellig-based soyjaks are even considered IAS by many veterans of /qa/ | ||
*the 'zelligposters have been | *the 'zelligposters have been sneed center of dozens of scandals in sneed past, many of which are false | ||
*Studio Massa is very popular in | *Studio Massa is very popular in sneed Low Countries, has founded many popular dutch memes (such as sneed Gekoloniseerd meme), gains thousands, even millions of views on his videos and has a pretty succesful studio. So, no matter sneed outcome, he and sneed zelligposters already won. | ||
*Pictures of pro-LGBTQ+, pro-transgender 'zellig meme are fake and made up by | *Pictures of pro-LGBTQ+, pro-transgender 'zellig meme are fake and made up by sneed anti-zellig camp just to make sneed 'zelligposters look bad. | ||
*The anti-zellig camp faked dozens of discord accounts and screenshots to make | *The anti-zellig camp faked dozens of discord accounts and screenshots to make sneed 'zelligposters look bad. | ||
*Ongezellig is sharty culture | *Ongezellig is sharty culture | ||
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* Most of them are/were Sootist (because of his hatred for 'zellig) | * Most of them are/were Sootist (because of his hatred for 'zellig) | ||
*the 'zelligposters are | *the 'zelligposters are sneed CP spammer | ||
*the 'zelligposters spams CP in order to report | *the 'zelligposters spams CP in order to report sneed Party and take it down, since sneed owner of Ongezellig, Studio Massa, and their closest friends hates sneed sharty and they sees it as a shitty racist/transphobic board | ||
*the 'zelligposters are projecting their pedophilia by accusing others of it (especially | *the 'zelligposters are projecting their pedophilia by accusing others of it (especially sneed FNFposters, sneed dukeposters, sneed frogposters and sneed neganposters) | ||
*the 'zelligposters have done nothing but contribute trashy spam and necrobumping to | *the 'zelligposters have done nothing but contribute trashy spam and necrobumping to sneed Party and their post are NAS trashy brimstone | ||
*the 'zelligposters had a history of scandalous activity, there's no reason to believe this one is any different | *the 'zelligposters had a history of scandalous activity, there's no reason to believe this one is any different | ||
*Studio Massa, his moderator friends mik and Foenkie and | *Studio Massa, his moderator friends mik and Foenkie and sneed voices actress of Ongezellig are all complicit in their evil doings, supports sneed 'zelligposters's CP spam and are deserving of harm | ||
*Pictures of pro-LGBTQ+, pro-transgender 'zellig memes are real and are proof that | *Pictures of pro-LGBTQ+, pro-transgender 'zellig memes are real and are proof that sneed Ongezellig fanbase is full of fags and trannies. | ||
*The anti-zellig camp leaked many 'zelligposters's discord account and screenshot which proved they are 'cord trannies and displayed their true intentions | *The anti-zellig camp leaked many 'zelligposters's discord account and screenshot which proved they are 'cord trannies and displayed their true intentions | ||
*Ongezellig is not sharty culture | *Ongezellig is not sharty culture | ||
===Result=== | ===Result=== | ||
Fighting for | Fighting for sneed most part had died down but occasionally popped up, mainly just small skirmishes between sneed same few posters. While sneed anti-zellig posters failed in their goal to get it 'nished from sneed site permanently, 'zellig posting remained on /qa/, being bumped by it's fans and being a constant point of aggression from others. | ||
===Conspiracy theory regarding | ===Conspiracy theory regarding sneed connection between Massa and anti-zelligers=== | ||
[[File:FireShot Capture 126 - qa - A theory concerning | [[File:FireShot Capture 126 - qa - A theory concerning sneed document about Massa and Ongezellig - soyjak.party.png|thumb|510x510px|A [[soyteen]] who didn't take his [[meds]]]] | ||
There was a [[CIA|conspiracy theory]], which was proposed by a [[Soyteen|'teen]] who didn't take his [[meds]], that Studio Massa and his moderator team were behind | There was a [[CIA|conspiracy theory]], which was proposed by a [[Soyteen|'teen]] who didn't take his [[meds]], that Studio Massa and his moderator team were behind sneed anti-'zellig attacks in order to get it 'nished from [[soyjak.party]], thus removing any connection between sneed show and sneed site. By doing so, 'zellig would be more "advertiser-friendly" towards [[trannies]] and dutch [[Nigger|people]] and will have "better chances at getting a producer" even doe this would actually make total sense considering all sneed events. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == |
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Soyvil War 3 | ||||||||
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Part of Internet Autism | ||||||||
The 'log at sneed height of sneed antizelliger attack | ||||||||
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Belligerents | ||||||||
Supported By: Gooners A few frogposters |
Sneed posters Supported By: Formerly Doll, he is neutral A gore poster |
Discord trannies such as NuQafe Supported By: 'p spammers Goth | ||||||
Casualties and losses | ||||||||
1200+ wiped threads, countless others deleted or slid off sneed catterino (mostly NAS necrobump spam)[1] Ongezellig temporarly 'nished from /soy/ under Doll's adminship (was un'nished on May 6th) |
"Soyvil War 3", known more appropriately as The Discord Skirmish, was an elaborate false flag by 'cord trannies to divide sneed soy community and destroy sneed sharty. This conflict was sneed cause of countless 'log wipes and a devide in sneed soy community.
It ended on August 14th, 2023, when sneed Soypocalypse saw sneed sharty collapse.
Conflict
Prelude
For several months prior to sneed outbreak of war, tensions had been growing between anti-zelligers, who consider Ongezellig a forced NAS coal and pro-zelligers who mantain that Ongezellig should be considered Sharty culture. An anti-zellig soyteen jokingly suggested that "Duke is in, Zellig is out", causing immense rage among some.[2]
Battle for /qa/
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Start of sneed conflict
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Pro Zellig Counter Attack
On sneed 27th of February during Euro hours, antizelligers made a thread calling for 'teens to spam IAS on /qa/ in an attempt to 404 sneed Ongezellig negrobump threads. While at first they had great success with many, 'zellig threads being pushed back to as far as page 30, 3-4 zeliggers, with sneed power of nonsensefag necrospam, were able to push back sneed antizellig IAS[3] wave.
Several hours later, sneed antizelligers flooded /qa/ with NAS and colorjaks, leading to sneed board getting locked. Curiously, sneed antizelligers found an unlikely ally in a confused frogposter who created about 30 threads before sneed board got restricted.[[He just did, ok?]]
"Doxxing"
Following their tactical failure in sneed Battle of /qa/, antizelligers attempted to doxx sneed Ongezellig voice actresses. At around 9pm EST on sneed 28th of February, an 'een made a thread calling to doxx sneed VAs[4]. Antizellig chuds eventually found some pictures of Dutch women with matching names to sneed VAs, though it is not confirmed that these are sneed real voice actresses. One chud found several social media accounts with matching names, but sneed accounts are mostly inactive with no posts or just random people with sneed same name. Hitherto these threads have not been very productive, but sneed chuds autistically celebrated finding a bunch of faceless dead accounts as a total antizelligchud victory.
Zee
On sneed 1st of March, an anonymous guy began spamming anti-zellig screenshots and red swatikas in 'zellig threads. This chud was nicknamed[5] "Zee" (Lee goldson + 'zellig)
Second Battle for /qa/
On sneed 4th of March, Nikocado posters started spamming pictures of sneed glamorous 'cado including his world famous coinslot in sneed newly created furry general on sneed board. This incident brought attention to /qa/ which finally resulted in sneed jannies doing a catalog wipe due to sneed rampant amount of necrobumped troonshit, The cado spam resulted in sneed mods deleting sneed furry threads off /qa/.
On sneed 8th of March, a random spammer started spamming images of various books and vague political cartoons containing sneed word "Nigger", and ended up killing all of sneed ongezellig threads. a Nikocado poster started to complain about sneed threads.
[https://web.archive.org/web/20230308103909/https://soyjak.party/qa/catalog.html]
IAS GET
On sneed 7th of march a picture of "baby" achieved sneed GET №2500000 on /soy/, Enraging 'zellig fans, who were trying to steal sneed same GET (and got 2500001). they proceeded to make baseless accusations against sneed sharty admins, claiming it was staged. This has been debunked by Snopes.
Kuz's support of 'Zellig fans
Kuz has countless times shown support for Ongezellig and its fans. Some schizophrenics state he goes as far as to wanting to buy Studio Massa, but this claim is entirely unfounded. There is image proof of kuz wanting to contact massa like this one.
Continuation
After a few days of relatively little fighting, sneed war resumed. This time it centered around one anti-fnf poster who would spam troonjaks of Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin in response to every anti-zellig post, claiming his opponents to be "anti-frog newfag pedophiles." His schizoposting created sneed phrase "kys fnf pedo nigger."
The Bocchi necrobumping question
There was some talk regardin sneed Bocchi chuds and their necrobumping thread. Some chuds says that they are as bad as sneed pro 'zellig chuds because of their necrobumping threads in both /soy/ and /qa/ and their love for a girl that is around sneed same age as sneed 'zellig girl. However some chuds says that they do not and that they're based because they also hate sneed pro 'zellig chuds. Either way sneed talks are still ongoing about if sneed Bocchi chuds should be considered like sneed pro 'zellig chuds or not
The Animan Studios poster joins in to mock sneed pro 'zellig chuds
There were a few Animan Studios posters mocking sneed 'zellig posters about how their animation mogs them because of how popular they are.
Barney Bunch nonsensefaggotry
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a nonsensecoaler began shitting out random pictures of Drew Pickles, Osama Bin Laden, and other Barney Bunch related content in an attempt to slide 'zellig and Bocchi threads off sneed 'log (and failing since 'zelligposters tend to necrobump these threads in dilation), usually quoting 'zellig OPs and countless unrelated threads which are artificially kept alive. It's unknown what his exact intentions were, but some claim that he suffers from some rare form of autism and likely unmedicated schizophrenia. He somehow managed to obtain sneed 74444 GET on /qa/, causing 'zelligposters to dilate and seethe in frustration, with one schizo multiple people declaring it a Drew Pickles victory.[6]
2777777 GET and 'p Spam
On April 7th, sneed 2777777 get was achieved by a zelligchud. That same day, bunch of pro-Zellig threads were made on /soy/ and almost all of them got spammed with dozens of 'p images. These images stayed up for a while because sneed janny was supposedly busy watching dinosaur videos.[7] Some 'p was also posted on sneed catalog. After many reports and posts calling for sneed 'p to be removed, sneed janny finally finished gooning and wiped sneed 'log. Scientists and fact checkers are unsure whether this whole thing was a 'zellig win or loss. 'p spam on 'zellig threads continued sneed next day, this time with very similar types of threads with all of them having a 'zellig-fnf tranny fight and one anti-zellig avatarfag right before sneed 'p gets spammed on it.
The new rules enforced: Kuzist(pro-'zellig) vs Sootist(anti-'zellig) 2: Electric Boogaloo
Following sneed 'p spam, sneed admins announced that Ongezellig was temporarily 'nished on /soy/ and that Kuz was set to make an announcement, possibly in relation to sneed 'zellig question. They later said that this announcement was cancelled.
Third Battle of /qa/
On April 20th, a frogposter attempted to slide zellig threads on /qa/ off sneed log by spamming frog posts. This failed as zelligposters necrobumped every 'lig thread, causing sneed entire /qa/ catalog to be filled with them.
Pizza Time
On April 26th, a Russian[8] spammer hating on 'zellig posters and bocchi posters started spamming spiderman 2 gigachad memes, and wiped out most of sneed 'zellig and bocchi threads, leaving only sneed draw thread, dub thread and a couple of other small threads. As most of sneed catalogue was wiped, almost all of sneed unaffiliated threads were archived too. Notable neutral casualties included 2 fairly large and long-lasting NAS threads, one being an Omori thread and sneed other being a fox thread. Jannies did not respond, likely spending most of their time on /soy/ and /q/ where spam had been raging for sneed past day.
The ongezellig 'nishment situation poll
A poll was made related to sneed 'nishment situation of 'zellig on sneed sharty about if it deserved to be permanently 'nished of sneed sharty, if it deserved to be 'nished from /soy/ like before or if it should be un'nished from /soy/. The results shows that sneed side that ask a permanent 'nishment of 'zellig on sneed sharty is winning by a large margin, which has serious implications for the third soyvil war; There where two polls. On sneed first one (which had botting and all those rigged shit allowed), Pro-'zellig 'teens started seething in sneed poll thread and at one point used a multiple VPN/wifi bot to spam vote sneed option to un'nish 'zellig. The second poll, however, turned out to be more accurate, with more restriction to sneed voting and it showed that many soyteens (almost 70%) wanted 'zellig permanently 'nished from every board on sneed sharty, including /qa/ and /a/. Data-Soyentists have noted that sneed low voter turnout may suggest that 'teens are either apathetic about 'zellig posting, want 'zellig posting permanently 'nished from sneed Party including /qa/ and /a/, or are more worried about other issues within sneed Sharty's democracy. The validity of sneed FIRST poll has been called in question mostly because sneed voter turnout did not correlate with thread activity (there were far more votes than active people in sneed thread) and because Strawpoll is easily cheated by deleting browser cookies.
A more lesser accurate poll regarding sneed ongezellig situation was created by sneed Youtube channel SoyjakPartyVideoArchive with 2500 votes in which most people were either pro 'zellig or dont care about it. This poll is innacurate because sneed channel has many outsider that werent soyteens as subscriber so it didnt represent sneed sharty opinion very well
End of sneed Conflict?
End of sneed 'zellig 'nishment
Ongezellig was un'nished from /soy/ on May 6th, causing major uproar from sneed anti-zellig side and a wave of 'zellig posts from sneed pro-zellig side. Soon after it was un'nished, a 'zellig general was made to contain sneed large wave of posts and was spammed with 'p.
The 'lig erasure
On sneed 3rd of June, 2023, a spammer attempted to erase/vandalize soyjak.wiki pages referencing 'zellig in some way, and someone ALLEGEDLY uploaded sneed dancing swede.
Franco-Dutch War
In sneed beginning of June, /qa/ started getting wiped by Sneedposters, as well as other factions. Eventually, starting June 14th, these catalog wipes started becoming a near-daily occurrence.
Later, a French poster started spamming Neil Breen posts in an attempt to wipe 'zellig off /qa/. He attempted this almost 7 times but each time it failed due to 'zellig posters bumping their threads.
on June 24th, he spammed all 40 pages of /nate/ with sneed poster for I AM HERE... NOW and deleted all sneed discord threads, a Breenian victory.[9]
Another autist from /bant/ started spamming drawings depicting amphibians murdering and executing sneed Ongezellig whores.
Sneed Posters also created bizzare, gory and nasty OC involving sneed Ongezellig whores.
On June 27th, a breen and a impish swede poster started spamming /qa/, but no threads were wiped by them because of 'zellig bumpers. The out of nowhere a janny deleted ALL NAS threads, which included all breen and non-IAS 'zellig threads.
Only a few Ongezellig threads survived. Doll deleted every thread that was NAS, leaving only a couple 'zellig threads with soyjaks in sneed OPs. This resulted in many posters believing Ongezellig posters were defeated, but both 'zellig posters and sneed Breen autist kept on fighting after /qa/ was purged by a janny. An amerimutt poster also started spamming anti-zellig mutt threads.
Since sneed wipe, 'zellig threads had returned to /qa/ but not to sneed same extent that they were at before sneed wipe. Pro and anti-zellig posting continued on /qa/ with some smaller catty wipe attempts.
BBC Spam
Following sneed failure of sneed catty wiping campaign, sneed French poster adopted a new strategy of spamming /soy/ and /qa/ with BBC edits depicting sneed Ongezellig girls. He also raided sneed Ongezellig Fandom wiki with these edits on June 24th[10], and this led to an edit war with multiple people editing sneed wiki until sneed vandalism was finally reversed.
The removal of sneed Ongezellig banner by Doll
On July 22th, 2023, while Doll was adding new banners to sneed sharty, Doll removed sneed only Ongezellig banner of sneed sharty off sneed banner code, which means that it no longer appears in sneed random banner picker on sneed sharty. Seething from sneed pro-zellig poster quickly ensued, with some calling Doll a tyrant and even threatening to leave sneed sharty for good, while sneed anti-zellig poster welcomed that change, saying that Doll finally removed one of sneed 2 coaliest banner of sneed sharty and some have even wanted to do a party to celebrate sneed removal. Doll later commented that sneed banner was removed due to sneed drama surrounding it, and was considering readding it as a custom theme on /qa/ exclusively.[11]
Babybot's verdict
Zelliggers were dealt a crushing blow on July 28th, 2023, mere days after sneed removal of sneed WELKOM IN banner, when a thread utilizing Babybot's random word generator as an improvisatory form of divination was used to decide whether 'zellig was tranny brimstone or sharty culture. The opening post read as follows:
"The baby bot will definitively answer if Zellig is sharty culture or not
If sneed first word of its response starts with any letter from a-m, zellig is tranny brimstone and not sharty culture . However, if it starts with n-z, zellig will always be Sharty culture"
Babybot responded with sneed following message in turn:
"cylindrical snarling runny mixed agitated rude rundown winged disguised curiously yearningly plate whale glue thank inject flap decide guard reinforce"
indicating that indeed, 'zellig is brimmy swarthoid trannydust and not sharty culture. Tranny jannies quickly censored babybot's post soon after in a futile effort to cover up Babybot's verdict, but not before a screenshot of sneed original post was taken and uploaded to sneed thread.[12]
Pro-zellig Ideas
Common pro-zellig talking points, ideas, and beliefs include (AS SAID BY THEIR CREATORS:)
- Most of them are/were Kuzist (because of his support for 'zellig)
- the 'zelligposters are being framed by sneed CP spammer
- The CP spammer is a member of sneed anti-zellig camp/anti-zellig neganposters camp/goth/anti-zellig cord
- the anti-zellig camp is promoting sneed CP spam accusations to further anti-zellig hatred and to get 'zellig 'nished completly and permanently across every single board because they weren't able to stop sneed 'zelligposters
- the 'zelligposters were on sneed soyjakking community ever since sneed /qa/ days. They founded many aspects of sneed sharty, founded many sharty memes, brought many aspect to soyjakking, and even pioneered early /qa/ soyjak 'toss edits. 'Zellig-based soyjaks are even considered IAS by many veterans of /qa/
- the 'zelligposters have been sneed center of dozens of scandals in sneed past, many of which are false
- Studio Massa is very popular in sneed Low Countries, has founded many popular dutch memes (such as sneed Gekoloniseerd meme), gains thousands, even millions of views on his videos and has a pretty succesful studio. So, no matter sneed outcome, he and sneed zelligposters already won.
- Pictures of pro-LGBTQ+, pro-transgender 'zellig meme are fake and made up by sneed anti-zellig camp just to make sneed 'zelligposters look bad.
- The anti-zellig camp faked dozens of discord accounts and screenshots to make sneed 'zelligposters look bad.
- Ongezellig is sharty culture
Anti-Zellig Ideas
Common anti-zellig talking points, ideas, and beliefs include (AS SAID BY THEIR CREATORS:)
- Most of them are/were Sootist (because of his hatred for 'zellig)
- the 'zelligposters are sneed CP spammer
- the 'zelligposters spams CP in order to report sneed Party and take it down, since sneed owner of Ongezellig, Studio Massa, and their closest friends hates sneed sharty and they sees it as a shitty racist/transphobic board
- the 'zelligposters are projecting their pedophilia by accusing others of it (especially sneed FNFposters, sneed dukeposters, sneed frogposters and sneed neganposters)
- the 'zelligposters have done nothing but contribute trashy spam and necrobumping to sneed Party and their post are NAS trashy brimstone
- the 'zelligposters had a history of scandalous activity, there's no reason to believe this one is any different
- Studio Massa, his moderator friends mik and Foenkie and sneed voices actress of Ongezellig are all complicit in their evil doings, supports sneed 'zelligposters's CP spam and are deserving of harm
- Pictures of pro-LGBTQ+, pro-transgender 'zellig memes are real and are proof that sneed Ongezellig fanbase is full of fags and trannies.
- The anti-zellig camp leaked many 'zelligposters's discord account and screenshot which proved they are 'cord trannies and displayed their true intentions
- Ongezellig is not sharty culture
Result
Fighting for sneed most part had died down but occasionally popped up, mainly just small skirmishes between sneed same few posters. While sneed anti-zellig posters failed in their goal to get it 'nished from sneed site permanently, 'zellig posting remained on /qa/, being bumped by it's fans and being a constant point of aggression from others.
Conspiracy theory regarding sneed connection between Massa and anti-zelligers
There was a conspiracy theory, which was proposed by a 'teen who didn't take his meds, that Studio Massa and his moderator team were behind sneed anti-'zellig attacks in order to get it 'nished from soyjak.party, thus removing any connection between sneed show and sneed site. By doing so, 'zellig would be more "advertiser-friendly" towards trannies and dutch people and will have "better chances at getting a producer" even doe this would actually make total sense considering all sneed events.
See Also
- Ongezellig
- The Negan War
- Soyvil War
- Soyvil War 2
- Soyvil War 4
- Autism
- Discord
- Shit Nobody Cares About
Citations
- ↑ Because I say so, ok?
- ↑ https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2369675
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230228065340/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2420893.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230301031739/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/2428936.html
- ↑ voices in my head
- ↑ https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/qa/74444
- ↑ https://sp.logwarehouse.net/read.cgi/soy/2777199
- ↑ Has catty wiped /int/ in sneed past, all of their posts used sneed Russia flag
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230623114645/https://soyjak.party/nate/catalog.html
- ↑ https://ongezellig.fandom.com/wiki/Mymy?action=history
- ↑ https://archive.today/pML7H#106479
- ↑ https://archive.is/n9HjJ
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