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[[File:Tranzanite.png|frameless|76x76px]]'''<big>This post is a [[List of soyjak.party slang|Tanzanite]] trvthnvke</big>'''<blockquote>''For the variant, see [[Tismjak]]''</blockquote>'''Autism Spectrum Disorder''', also known as '''Assburgers Syndrome''' is a REAL medical condition. anyone saying its a fake medical syndrome has autism and doesnt want to admit because of their self-hatred. Autist are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder like the retards they are. Common symptoms of autist include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with tranime or video games, and breaking out into fits of rage when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents. Despite soyteen hating being compared to a sperg, they are one and are closer to the 'jak they're mocking.
[[File:Tranzanite.png|frameless|76x76px]]'''<big>This post is a [[List of soyjak.party slang|Tanzanite]] trvthnvke.</big>'''[[File:ETB Soyjak.png|thumb|231x231px|{{Quote|>You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.}}]]
[[File:1620501388439 soyjak angry crying dancing gif.gif|thumb|231px|{{Quote|>You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby}}]]
[[File:Crying SoyWojak.png|left|thumb|302x302px|{{Quote|>Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense}}]]<blockquote>''For the variant, see [[Tismjak]]''</blockquote>'''Autism Spectrum Disorder''', also known as '''Assburgers Syndrome''' is a '''fake''' medical condition similar to [[schizophrenia]]. It's a broad, generic, bullshit word made up to sell pills to neurotic '''mothers'''. Often used by '''women''' <s>(</s>mostly mothers of spergy boys, but also younger tumblrinas<s>)</s> in order to get more '''attention''' points. Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because '''some''' [[Meds|"qualified doctor"]] said so, all in the name of smothering [[Jews|humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena.]] This leads to their '''moms''' forever treating and coddling them like a '''baby''', and there's a good chance the little sperg will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have.


It is of no coincidence then that all people with autism are ugly as fuck with no friends and/or girlfriends.
"IQ tests" are really "autism tests". Scoring a high IQ generally means you are a screaming retard who will shit his pants watching MLP but who can decipher oddly specific patterns in simple images.


Autism remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established.
== Relevance to [[Trannies|troons]] and the internet ==
It is NOT real. So-called autists are regular socially awkward kids, tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties (which could be improved with just regular attempts at socializing and being more outgoing instead of being caught up in their heads all the time. Yes, believe it or not, despite this retarded internet trend that has caught on, being socially awkward is not autism. Most people with autism couldn't even begin to function socially let alone recognize that they are being awkward. As an insult, autism is now another way to say "retard" or "loser".)


It's common knowledge that autist on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autist (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggot who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about
There's the spiral we all know. Lonely (and therefore easily impressionable) kids will spend too much time on their computers and it quickly becomes their only way to find comfort. The human mind is very sensitive to large change, and so they create blockers that take control of their minds, leading otherwise normal people into very dark places, such as porn addiction.
 
== Relevance to [[Trannies|troons]] and the internet ==
yes its real, over 86% of all troons are autistic.


Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood, which is a big cause for someone to troon out, are nearly identical to autism, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy.
The existence of trannies can easily be explained by autism. That's really all there is to it. If there was a [[meme]] in [[Trannies|tranny]] circles such "so like, all get a tattoo of a narwhal lol" you'd see them doing it left and right because the majority of these people are just spergs that get suckered into the whole thing. They all buy "Blahaj", a fucking stuffed shark, for the same reason they want to cut their dicks off. They are barely sentient. Most trannies are male-to-freak. Men are far more likely to have fetishes than women. Men are also more likely to have autism.


== Related to Autism ==
== Related to Autism ==

Revision as of 14:23, 23 November 2023

This post is a Tanzanite trvthnvke.

>You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.
>You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby
>Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense

For the variant, see Tismjak

Autism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Assburgers Syndrome is a fake medical condition similar to schizophrenia. It's a broad, generic, bullshit word made up to sell pills to neurotic mothers. Often used by women (mostly mothers of spergy boys, but also younger tumblrinas) in order to get more attention points. Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because some "qualified doctor" said so, all in the name of smothering humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena. This leads to their moms forever treating and coddling them like a baby, and there's a good chance the little sperg will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have.

"IQ tests" are really "autism tests". Scoring a high IQ generally means you are a screaming retard who will shit his pants watching MLP but who can decipher oddly specific patterns in simple images.

Relevance to troons and the internet

It is NOT real. So-called autists are regular socially awkward kids, tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties (which could be improved with just regular attempts at socializing and being more outgoing instead of being caught up in their heads all the time. Yes, believe it or not, despite this retarded internet trend that has caught on, being socially awkward is not autism. Most people with autism couldn't even begin to function socially let alone recognize that they are being awkward. As an insult, autism is now another way to say "retard" or "loser".)

There's the spiral we all know. Lonely (and therefore easily impressionable) kids will spend too much time on their computers and it quickly becomes their only way to find comfort. The human mind is very sensitive to large change, and so they create blockers that take control of their minds, leading otherwise normal people into very dark places, such as porn addiction.

The existence of trannies can easily be explained by autism. That's really all there is to it. If there was a meme in tranny circles such "so like, all get a tattoo of a narwhal lol" you'd see them doing it left and right because the majority of these people are just spergs that get suckered into the whole thing. They all buy "Blahaj", a fucking stuffed shark, for the same reason they want to cut their dicks off. They are barely sentient. Most trannies are male-to-freak. Men are far more likely to have fetishes than women. Men are also more likely to have autism.

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