Cobbess

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Cobbess

Cobson variant + Variant:Unknown
Aliases
  • Cobsonlita
  • minus8son
  • Poopson
OriginMinus8's LiveStream (December 14 4:30 PM, 2023)


On December 14'th 4:30 PM, minus8, the infamous pedophile pron animator, drew this after reading the wiki page for Cobson. ACTUALLY he was coerced into drawing this because he got scared of getting doxxed by sharty and thought drawing something for us would make us calm down or something. Notable things being that it was LITERALLY POOPSON? as a chud compared the two in the thread although Jannies nuked the thread making it inaccessible but people kept posting it. Also she's called Cobbess you faggot no one has ever called her cobsonita. Why would you call it cobsonita when she has nothing to do with lita

Characteristics.

Cobbess is A female version of Cobson due to the two of them having a very similair phenotype which signifies that The two are related (or that Cobbess is an alternate version of Cobson from another youniverse). This means that Cobbess may either be Cobsons Sister, Mother, Daughter, and or cousin.

Variants

In the first 10 MINUTES many variants were made No images can be provided at the moment due to the thread being nuked (and also because I dont want malware on my computer) (You have to admit its pretty weird that so many variants were made so fast considering a troon most likely drew Cobbess)

Real Name

She's called Cobbess literally no one calls it cobsonita

Why the fuck would anyone call this cobsonita she has nothing to do with lita. And the words "GODDESS" is literally plastered on the real image, and she is clearly a milf so her name is Cobbess

>Cobbess was most likely drawn by a troon

Naked Cobbess

explainable

Link: File:Naked Cobbess.png

Spadebess

[Is everyone have that image before Janny lock it up.]

Kuzbess

Better Kuzbess alternative

Kuz hater cope demoralization coal.

Rapebess

Rapeson variant where She tries to assault a Soyteen (which I feel bad for him assault is ... LE BAD)

Ongezeligess?

Main article: Coal

Cobbess is literally poopson

A 'teen was shockingly able to find multiple similarities between the blurred poopson image and Cobbess proving the Poopson theory true.[even doe poopson is an markiplier 'jak variant, mouth doesn't fit and the right image it's clearly a baldman]

The truth uncovered?
Cobbess
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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