Froot

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“	I think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!	”
Froot

Froot is most commonly portrayed as a Gapejak. This has never happened before.

Froot, also known as FrQQt and Fr✡️✡️t by detractors, is a faggot and failed experimment from the CIA who acts as the current administrator and owner of soyjak.party, as of late 2023. He is the co-founder of the currently ruling Soyumvirate alongside former owner Doll (now retired) and soyjak.wiki admin Angeleno.

According to Froot himself, he became involved with the sharty somewhere around July of 2023. He would later take a central role in the sharty's leadership during the Soypocalypse and subsequent temporary closure of the site, where he offered to purchase the sharty altogether from Doll. This was received positively by 'teens, and many were hopeful that this would be the start of something gemmy. Despite this, he of course remained a controversial figure in jakparty.soy, because he wasn't Soot or Lute.

While views on Froot were initially somewhat positive if not neutral, Froot quickly became extremely controversial with the beginning of the 50 Board Plan and subsequent Great Purge, where many were banned for posting on /dawla/ and /mlp, regardless of context. This caused many 'teens to turn against him, with some even claiming he's Admin 6. He is often described as a tyrant, and is known to ban criticism against him, however many credit him with saving the sharty and cracking down on coal. Only time will tell whether or not his reign overall will be viewed as gemmy or brimmy.

Limeline

Early involvement and first mention

According to statements from Froot, he's been involved with the sharty since at least around July 2023, although to what extent is currently unknown. Mysteriously, Froot was first mentioned publicly by an IP in Uruguay who created this article, with it only saying "sQQn, FrQQt VVill rise... Stay tvned FrQQt pvtriQts. a stQrm is cQming.". A 'teen attempted to delete the article, only for Angeleno to intervene and call it the "best page on the wiki".

Purchase of the Sharty

On August 23rd, 2023, Doll restores the sharty and it is revealed that Froot has purchased the site from him, and would be co-ruling alongside Doll and Angeleno as part of the Soyumvirate. He would hold a QNA thread, re-instate /x/ as well as add a new board dedicated to himself - /froot/. He also accidentally reveals his tripcode the same day because he is retarded or something.. Froot's first few days as admin marked the largest amount of interaction an admin had ever had with the sharty, posting in many a thread, and even playing a few games with 'teens like Makeitmeme and Roblox.

50 Board Plan and Controversy

Gemmy collage of the Frootist purges.

On the 3rd of September 2023, Froot implemented the 50 Board Plan, a parody of Kuz's Five Board Plan, adding boards such as:

• /mlp/ - My Little Pony
• /dawlah/ - Islam
• /weld/ - Welding
• /lc/ - Laser Cutting
• /ihop/ - IHOP
• /ef/ - Esoteric Fascism

This was immediately met with mixed reactions. Due to a 'teens suggestion, Froot decides to hold a vote on which boards would stay and which would go. During this time, many 'teens shitposted on /dawla/ and /mlp/ to fuck with muslims and bronies. However, this would come back to haunt them in a way they never thought possible. On September 4th, 2023, Froot would begin The Great Purge, also known as Operation Unthinkable, where he banned anyone and everyone who posted in both boards. The response to this was overwhelmingly negative, and public opinion on Froot took a *sharp* turn towards the negative, although 'teens caught in the crossfire were seemingly able to appeal later on.

Alongside the ongoing controversy, at some point, the first ever Chood appreciation thread was taken down, leading to the Cult of Chood's denouncement of Frootism, and pronouncing him Admin 6.

Pomegraniticies

According to old scriptures, "Froot" is Admin 6 and will kill the site. Why? peer-reviewed studies show that he actually hates soyjaks and wants to destroy soy culture through his retardation and power-tripping. He’s also been caught of datamining.

Facterines

Froot is a Josiecel?

• He is in favor of TND (Yet doesn't allow in on /soy/)
• He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger)
• He is planning to kick all Kolyma influence from the site
• He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs
• His favorite NAS is Thugposting
• He doesn't hate Kuz
• He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made.
• He hates Ongezellig and is planning to delete /qa/.
• His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie
• He doesn't like Skibidi Toilet
• He wants to add /cado/
• He's going to get new jannies for the sharty
• He listens to nigger music but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white.
• He hasn't watched anime since 2014
• His eye color is C20
• He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2020/early 2021
• His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
• His favorite soyjak is Cobson
• He does not have STDs
• His favorite sport is motorsport
• He supports Russia, but only because (((Max))) said so
• He doesn't think Max is a bad person
• He is a diehard f1troon
• He is planning to put ads on the site, though he did promise that there won't be any blacked ads and that the ads would be interesting
• He said that he owns 11 cars. One of them is a 2013 car, the rest are very old with them being dated between 1970-2000. (carfag yikes)
• He does not care about ponies
• He fucked a girl in Montpellier, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
• He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry
• He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe
• He doesn't care about ban evading that much and has been banned from the sharty 8 times
• He was named by "a random dude on Discord."
• He uses Windows 10
• He is Roman Catholic
• He does not mind frogs
• He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
• He likes the show Breaking Bad
• He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
• He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters
• He hates niggerweed
• He is 187cm tall.
• The last anime he had liked is evangeylion when it was still popular with the movies.
• He uses imageboards since 2015, QA culture since 2020
• His favorite fruit is Orange

• politically speaking, he seems to be fascist leaning.
• He displays delusions of grandeur and compulsivness towards bans. In other words, he bans anyone anyone who criticizes him or otherwise says something he doesn't like, sometimes permanently.

Most of the facts just mentioned are sourcedfrom the q&a in /froot/. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts. <———— None of the above facts are real though and Froot said all of that just to fuck with you lol. <========= Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back up that claim?