Ongezellig

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Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture

Main article: The Netherlands

TND

A heated debate has flaired up in the soy community about the Schoppenboer girls' stances on Total Nigger Death. Some claim that they are all BWC sluts who hate niggers, and some troons still hold that they are built for dat 'BC. While their stances are not explicitly stated, the show provides some hints as to each.

Coco seems to be against TND. One of her close friends is a nigger, as is displayed several times throughout the show. She also cringed at the anti-belgian racism presentation that Mymy showed to her. She was also shocked when Maya said her favorite artist was Hitler. She also displays a clear distaste for the treatment of the Congolese, but this could just be due to her hatred of Jews, as anti-semitism is Dutch culture. <-Meds and Sproke now retard there are no correlations. Coco really is a pozzed libtard white girl <- European monarchs are Jewish though and Coco was just mad that the Dutch weren't as good at killing niggers <-- autistic anti-social neuroatypical schizo babbles right there who is unable to recognize social attributes, ignore the whole strikethrough

Mymy seems to be in favor of TND. At one point in the same part where coco is reading a book about the treatment of the Congolese, she also didnt approve it, saying "the Belgians can have that" no she was just coping and jealous that they aren't as good at killing niggers. However she is racist against belgians. First of all, she is Japanese and Asian women are notoriously thirsty for white cock. Her fervent Dutch nationalism indicates that she is desperate to breed with an aryan Dutch man and wants to enslave niggers MEDS AND SPROKE.

Maya is literally in fact the sole based TND racist hitler supporter in the show. in the first deel, she says that her favorite artist is Hitler, which shocks Coco. She clearly disapproves of her sister Coco fraternizing with a black nigger, as is displayed by the flashbacks in Deel 6. She maintains a neutral expression during the discussion about total pickaninny destruction in the 'ongo and does not indicate her views on the matter. While Maya does not explicitly take a stance on TND, she hints at disliking negroids. It is theorized that this is due to her being raped by a gang of culturally enriching jigaboos when she was younger.

Spade Slander

Similar to Cobson a certain group of individuals has undergone a mass slander campaign by drawing spades and making BBC fetish art from zellig jaks and R34 images.

Bumo Cult

Zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used.

This culminated in the Zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner

Contrary to what zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.

^Datamining pols on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram has Deboonked this claim



Origin

In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...

>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!

^seething incel

Episodes

Deel 1+2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
Deel 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
Deel 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
Deel 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg
Deel 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o


Citations

Ongezellig
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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