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1: [[Soypocalypse|Not being able to host the server]] | 1: [[Soypocalypse|Not being able to host the server]] | ||
2: [[ | 2: [[The_Great_Domain_Drop|Being kicked off your server or domain]] | ||
3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING | 3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING | ||
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3: [[Cloudflare]] giving you a 522 or 532 like a [[Nigger|NIGGER]] | 3: [[Cloudflare]] giving you a 522 or 532 like a [[Nigger|NIGGER]] | ||
4: Your admin telling you the Sharty is over | 4: Your [[Doll|admin]] telling you the Sharty is over | ||
5: Domain registrar kvetching cause some {{Echoes|[[OMOCAT|KIKE]]}} REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS | 5: Domain registrar kvetching cause some {{Echoes|[[OMOCAT|KIKE]]}} REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS |
Revision as of 00:57, 25 March 2024
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Outages is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Outages is darker than coal...
OUTAGES ARE FUCKING NIGGERHELL RETARDED FUCKING TROON DISCORD GARBAGE FROM THE CORE OF PRISON FUCKING PLANET NIGGERDEATH AND EVERY TIME ONE OF MY WEBSITES GOES DOWN I WANT TO KILL 6 THREMBILLION JEWS IN RETALIATION I FUCKING HATE OUTAGES
More generally, when referring to soyjak.party, a site outage can be caused by many things
1: Not being able to host the server
2: Being kicked off your server or domain
3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING
4: The webmaster forgetting to turn your server back FUCKING ON
They manifest in many different ways, however the most common is
1: No posting for you, goy, take this 502 from MySQL instead
2: You look like a bot, post discarded
3: Cloudflare giving you a 522 or 532 like a NIGGER
4: Your admin telling you the Sharty is over
5: Domain registrar kvetching cause some (((KIKE))) REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
This shit is the definition of Sharty killing coal. The end of us won't be 4cuck, or Xwixxer immigrants, jannies or even the CIA. It will BE FUCKING VICHAN DYING FOR THE 55 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME THIS GODDAMN NIGGERHELL DAY REEEEEEE
^^^ seething at the current outage