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When referring to soyjak.party, a site outage can be caused by many things | |||
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== Outages of March 2024 == | |||
A series of outages happened when Root became an admin. These would last several hours in a day, and occur every other day for a week. The longest outage so far has been 16+ hours, and it started on March 24th. On the Shemmy, 'teens have compared these outages to the [[Soypocalypse]]. {{Cancer}} | |||
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Outages is SILESIAN VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
When referring to soyjak.party, a site outage can be caused by many things
Causes for outages
1: Not being able to host the server
2: Being kicked off your server or domain
3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING
4: The webmaster forgetting to turn your server back FUCKING ON
5: CLOUDFLARE TECHNICIANS PISSING ON THE SERVER
6: TRANNIES DDOSING YOUR SHIT
Outages manifest in many different ways, however the most common is listed here
1: No posting for you, goy, take this 502 from MySQL instead
2: You look like a bot, post discarded
3: Cloudflare giving you a 522 or 532 like a NIGGER
4: Your admin telling you the Sharty is over
5: Hosting company kvetching cause some (((TROON))) REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Outages of March 2024
A series of outages happened when Root became an admin. These would last several hours in a day, and occur every other day for a week. The longest outage so far has been 16+ hours, and it started on March 24th. On the Shemmy, 'teens have compared these outages to the Soypocalypse.
