Outages

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Outages is SILESIAN VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Outages is darker than coal...

OUTAGES ARE FUCKING NIGGERHELL RETARDED FUCKING TROON DISCORD GARBAGE FROM THE CORE OF PRISON FUCKING PLANET NIGGERDEATH AND EVERY TIME ONE OF MY WEBSITES GOES DOWN I WANT TO KILL 6 THREMBILLION JEWS IN RETALIATION I FUCKING HATE OUTAGES


More generally, when referring to soyjak.party, a site outage can be caused by many things

1: Not being able to host the server

2: Being kicked off your server or domain

3: Your server FUCKING CRASHING

4: The webmaster forgetting to turn your server back FUCKING ON


They manifest in many different ways, however the most common is

1: No posting for you, goy, take this 502 from MySQL instead

2: You look like a bot, post discarded

3: Cloudflare giving you a 522 or 532 like a NIGGER

4: Your admin telling you the Sharty is over

5: Domain registrar kvetching cause some (((KIKE))) REPORTED YOUR SITE THANK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS


This shit is the definition of Sharty killing coal. The end of us won't be 4cuck, or Xwixxer immigrants, jannies or even the CIA. It will BE FUCKING VICHAN DYING FOR THE 55 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME THIS GODDAMN NIGGERHELL DAY REEEEEEE

^^^ seething at the current outage

Outages
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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