[[File:1698 - SoyBooru.png|center|thumb|Universal symbol for quoting You]]
[[File:1698 - SoyBooru.png|center|thumb|Universal symbol for quoting You]]
<blockquote class="noexcerpt">[[File:21561 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|{{quote|>You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.}}]]''Not to be confused with the term used to describe posters of the [[Nig]] variant'' ''For the 4chan reply feature, see [[(You)]]'' </blockquote>'''You''' are a virginal male of between 12 and 40 years of age located in the [[Europoor|European Union]], the [[Amerimutt|United States]], or some [[Italo-Argentine War|irrelevant third world shithole]]
<blockquote class="noexcerpt">[[File:21561 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|{{quote|>You are intelligent and handsome.{{CitationNeeded|You just are, ok?}} You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services. Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member. You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. You use an ad blocking software. You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them. You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise. You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States. You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good. Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate. You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments. You were redirected here from another page. You are making an IED right now. You forgot your meme arrow at least once. You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else. You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.}}]]''Not to be confused with the term used to describe posters of the [[Nig]] variant'' ''For the 4chan reply feature, see [[(You)]]'' </blockquote>'''You''' are a virginal male of between 12 and 40 years of age located in the [[Europoor|European Union]], the [[Amerimutt|United States]], or some [[Italo-Argentine War|irrelevant third world shithole]]
== What is known about you ==
== What is known about you ==
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Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.
Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.
*You are intelligent and handsome (JK lmao you are the opposite)
[[File:(You).jpg|thumb|You irl]]
*You are on [[Soyjak Wiki]]. Woop-de-fucking-do.
* You are intelligent and handsome.{{CitationNeeded|You just are, ok?}}
* You are on [[Soyjak Wiki]]. [[Nintendo|WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!]]
* You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.
* You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.
* [[File:(You).jpg|thumb|You irl]]Furthermore, [[Aryans|you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient]]; yet [[Jews|you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies]].
* Furthermore, [[Aryans|you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient]]; yet [[Jews|you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies]].
* Not only that, but [[Evilson|you have violently assaulted a close family member]].
* Not only that, but [[Evilson|you have violently assaulted a close family member]].
* You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with [[Autism|some disorder]]. Likewise, you are also [[Incel|afraid of intimacy]].
* You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with [[Autism|some disorder]]. Likewise, you are also [[Incel|afraid of intimacy]].
* You use an ad blocking software.
* You use an ad blocking software.
* You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them.
* You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them.
* You have [[Chud|extremist moral and political beliefs]]. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues.
* You have [[Chud|extremist moral and political beliefs]]. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise.
* You have at one point supported [https://soyjak.wiki/images/b/bf/Huff.png Donald Trump] for President of the [[Amerimutt|United States]].
* You have at one point supported [https://soyjak.wiki/images/b/bf/Huff.png Donald Trump] for President of the [[Amerimutt|United States]].
* You believe some form of [[Communist|violent revolution]], nuclear apocalypse or [[TND|total war]] must happen for society to become good
* You believe some form of [[Communist|violent revolution]], nuclear apocalypse or [[TND|total war]] must happen for society to become good
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* You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.
* You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.
>You are intelligent and handsome.[You just are, ok?] You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services. Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies. Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member. You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy. You use an ad blocking software. You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them. You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise. You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States. You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good. Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate. You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments. You were redirected here from another page. You are making an IED right now. You forgot your meme arrow at least once. You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else. You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.
Not to be confused with the term used to describe posters of the Nig variantFor the 4chan reply feature, see (You)
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