Autism

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Reminder that over 90% of the sharty userbase is autistic

Autism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Assburgers Syndrome is a REAL medical condition. anyone saying its a fake medical syndrome has autism and doesnt want to admit because of their self-hatred. Autist are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder like the retards they are. Common symptoms of autism include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with tranime or video games, and breaking out into fits of rage when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents. Despite soyteen hating being compared to a sperg, they are one and are closer to the 'jak they're mocking.

It is of no coincidence then that all people with autism are ugly as fuck and have no friends and/or girlfriends.

Autism remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established.

It's common knowledge that autists on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autists (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggots who expect every person to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about -ACK

All autists obsess over some retarded shit nobody cares about, like for example: trains, cartoons (especially those cartoons with multiple flashing (disgusting) colors and those baby ass cartoons), being unhygenic, buses, elevators, collecting small branches for themselves, looking and collecting insects, some dumb internet e-celeb that are not mainstream, collecting meaningless retarded items like bottletops, caps, rocks, and many many more. They also obsess over some very disgusting and gross shit. a few example could be those disgusting fetish they obess about like gooning, scat fetish, gore fetish, snuff, inflation porn, elastic fetish porn and many more. Maybe thats why most of them troon out.

What most autistic retards love

Every single autist (especially on the internet) have some sort of a hatred towards normal people/normalCHADS (or what they call them "normalfags", "normies" or "neurotypicals"). This hatred is based on jealousy and envy, because most, if not all, autist retards are envious of how successful normal people are in life. they are envious of how normal people can get friends easily, how they can hold a social conversation easily and how they can get women pretty easily. They are also envious of how normal people actually provide in society by working for money and how they go play sports and go to the gym. Normally this causes autists to hate on them.

TRVTHNUKE ALERT!!!! Autists are responsible for all the evil in history

Whenever you look through history at all the horrid things that have happened, you can probably find an autist that was responsible for them. Adolf Hitler was an autist as can be discerned by his manner of speech where he flailed his arms around. There is also some evidence that Obersturmbannführer Adolf Eichmann was autistic; he basically kept track of every single Jew in the Third Reich and German-occupied territories(basically most of Europe) to excruciating detail. The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski was definelty an autist because of his anti-social behavior. Serial Killers Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer were also autistic as well as having the anti-social disorder. Adam Lanza was autistic; he mass murdered 20 kids and 7 women at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Joshua Goldberg AKA "moonmetropolis" who wanted to bomb the 9/11 memorial was Autistic. Alek Minassian, the incel loser who ran over and killed 11 women in Toronto, was also autistic. Brenton Tarrant, who killed 51 muslims, was also autistic. Anders Behring Breivik, the norwegian nazi who killed 77 people, was also autistic. Osama bin Laden, then one behind 9/11, was also autistic. There is MULTIPLE evidence that suggest that autistic retards are violent, sick, murderous fucks who wont hesitate to kill anyone if they desire. They are violent freaks that needs to be stopped before they commit more mass murders.

Autist are often rapists and pedophiles. A common example is when they troon out, they then try to groom children into becoming a tranny like them so that they can rape them like the sick pedo rapist they are (see Goonclown)

Coal-powered power plants were built using autistic science and engineering. Dangerous mining machines were built by unempathetic autistics. Gas stations that produce excessive fumes were invented by them. All the pollution in the world is because of autism. Actually, if it wasn't for autism, we would have clean air, renewable energy, and would live to the age of 80. There would be no violence whatsoever.

Common Symptoms of Autism

The diagnostic criteria of autism consist of the following:

Common autist obsession

• You talk about or post shit nobody cares about. (I OBSESS OVER SOMETHING THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!!)
• Wearing other things that nobody wears, especially things that nobody else would be caught dead wearing.
• The refusal to accept constructive criticism or responsibility for your actions.
• Refusal to provide argument to debate said constructive criticism and then resort to personal insults
• When someone, especially a soyteen, post something very autistic and doesn't even elabore any further (See the Märgerautismus Syndrome)
• Your friends are either way out of your age group, imaginary, cartoons characters or are woodland creatures, none of which are good things.
• Your girlfriend is either imaginary, a waifu that doesn't exist, a cartoon/tranime character (see Ongezellig) or is a girl you obsess/creep about and which either doesn't know you or is scared of you, none of which are good things
• Missing social cues which causes you to act like a fuck-up in both public and the internet... just look at the sharty's /qa/ for example, or even sometimes in /soy/.
• Asking extremely obvious questions you already know the answer to because you miss social cues and are a retard.
• Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against and how your life is shit and nobody wants to befreinds you or how your crush rejected you because of how much of a weirdo creep you are (See the Self-insert syndrome).
• Sometime ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your 'condition' by suicide anyway since you are actually smarter than everyone else (false) and probably the next step in evolution. Geeg they actually believe that their retard syndrome is a "superpower". Just a massive cope
• Self-inserting as a cartoon character or a tranime character because of how much of a loser he/she is or how much of a social inept he/she is. A good example is the zelligsperg in /qa/ (see Ongezellig, also see the Self-insert syndrome)
• Hand flapping like a retard, especially when doing it infront of people or in class with people
• Shit and piss everywhere.
• Try to force a meme you obsess just so that people would follow your shit meme (it will most likely fail)
• You dont wash yourself for weeks, even months.
• You watch, play and enjoy programing/games that you are far too old for - such as My Little Pony, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, Ongezellig, Friday Night Funkin', Roblox, Omori, The Amazing Digital Circus and many more.
• You have an obession for Averi like a filthy furry.
• You like Ongezellig / You are a zelligtroon.
• Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.
• Mumbling to yourself in class or in public like a retard.
• Ruining the internet... Just look at the sharty for example
• Talking with a weird retard accent. It can vary, some even talks with a robotic accent.
• Not getting the hint in social situations.

  

  >WOAAAA!!!! OMAGAD IS THAT MY FAVORITE OLDSCHOOL CLASSIC DELICIOUS BASED ARYAN T40 TRAIN COMING IN TOWARDS ME!!!!!!!! I GOTTA FILM IT AND SHOW IT TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

• Nerd retarded soyjak rage over the most trivial petty bullshit.
• Constantly stammering and stumbling over your sentences.
• Being a Furry.
• Being a zelligtroon (yes i will say it again)
• Being a tranime-loving weeaboo.
• You obsess over a cartoon men with glasses and a stubble
• using Child Sexual Abuse Material to troll people in raids or to troll soyteens
• Have a self-insert blogging page about your "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with slash.
• Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem even doe it's YOUR problem. Shifting your problem to everyone else except you.
• Thinking that suing and using lawyers will save themselves against bullies and the internet.
• Having an unnatural obsession with weird and meaningless things such as elevators, escalators, trains, buses, bottle caps, logos and many more.
• Possessing a massive victim complex about how the evil normies/normalfags/neurotypicals are making your selfish life hard even doe its your problem.
• Possessing a massive hatred against normal people because of how successful they are.
• Addiction to Tranime
• Addiction to Ongezellig
• Trooning out
• Believing that fictional characters actually exist.
• Continously gooning with their curved penis.
• Giving a flicker of the eyes when looking at someone.
• Addiction to soyjak.party
• Browsing soyjak.party

Autist dating

As they are socially retarded and will never get a woman, autistic people do not know the proper way to get a girlfriend even doe they are very attracted to women. Therefore, they will do stupid things that make them look like rapists. Common autistic retards often use the following methods.

• Use of stupid useless pickup lines from the internet because they think that it will work (LOL)
• Retarded frankness: "Wow, we have a lot in common...when do we have sex?". The worst part is sometimes they say it out loud infront of people like they have no shame in themselves.
• Seeing a girl that is hot when on a bathroom break at school or at work and following her into the girls bathroom and then blurting out "I want to kiss you!" out of nowhere like the creepy sick fuck rapeson you are.
• Masturbating behind a girl in Class or in public or across the office from a female co-worker. Fuck these sick filthy creeps.
• Talking to a girl in public, and when she smiles it is taken as a request by the autistic retard to show up at her house in the middle of the night naked.
• Randomly walking up to a girl, even those you dont even know about, and asking her to erotically spank his bottom.
• Online stalking like a faggot and asking for girlfriends repeatedly in chat rooms or in soyjak.party.
• Loitering in places (either irl or on the internet) with a post that says they're looking for a "Single Girl"
• Not caring if a woman is married or taken and still chasing after her and trying to get her to sit on their lap
• Making weird animal sounds at inappropriate times.
• Being the most creepy person on earth to a woman.

Despite their internet addiction, most autistic retards are completely unaware of the best way to bypass all these challenges: using a dating website or app (tinder). Those websites allow even the most pathetic losers to develop relationships with women, but most autist are so arrogant and set in their ways that they would much rather use the creepy methods above that could get them arrested.

Relevance to troons, soyjak.party and the internet

yes its real, over 86% of all troons are autistic.

Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood, which is a big cause for someone to troon out, are nearly identical to autism, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy.

It's common knowledge that autist on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autist (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggot who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about women, black people, homosexuals, children, abortion, animal abuse politics, or anything that doesn't relate to people licking their retarded ass. It should also be noted that autist tend to compare themselves to famous (fake) "autist" in history, failing to realize that those people either succeeded in life and aren't basement dwelling rejects or there is no evidence to back up their claims that they are autistic (see the story of Satoshi Tajiri). So the next time you hear a fucking autist, especially those zelligsperg and those mlpsperg on the sharty, compare themself to Einstein, Mozart, Bill Gates or Satoshi Tajiri without any evidence supporting the claims that they are autist, feel free to redirect him to socially inept retards like Chris-chan, Lee Goldson and JustinRPG but more importantly, remind them that, even if Einstein was autistic, he was very capable of getting laid and was also well known for his sexual conquests like the truth GIGACHAD he is. Furthermore, Einstein wasn't some fat ass piece of shit who used the autism excuse to get out of gym class but was rather adept at european football and other sports.

Like I said in this TRVTHNUKE, they also posthumously diagnose people like Einstein, who might very well never had autism and were just an ADHDChad who was a bit weird. It is also interesting to note that they only ever diagnose with Autism deceased (or living) historical figures who are overwhelmingly considered history's 'good guys' - you will never hear these people claim that Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Elliot Rodgers, Brenton Tarrant, Adam Lanza, Audrey Hale or Caligula were autist, despite what some historians and some police reports now believe. (See the Autism Rights website or any autistic supremacy website spreading bullshit propaganda about their retard disease.)

"Einstein was autist, so that makes me special and smart!!!!"

Pro-autist rights websites such as this try to facilitate the autistic myth that some of history’s most famous geniuses and philosophers had the condition. This misleading autistic propaganda is false and there is multiple evidence against that bullshit propaganda. People such as Albert Einstein (of course), Ludwig van Beethoven, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Satoshi Tajiri and Wolfgang Mozart all supposedly had the affliction despite a lack of evidence to prove this. Yes, all the whiny, autistic retards you have read about on this page have all the untapped creative energy that Thomas Edison and Stephen Hawking had. Unfortunately, none of them appear to have any of the talents Einstein did tap into, (which just happen to be the good ones). All of the things mentioned by the site are part of the conspiracy false propaganda bullshit by those with Autism to show that the retard disease is at the higher end of the autistic spectrum. Coincidentally though, most of the people who they listed have been dead for years so there is no way of telling if they had the disease or not. It's also funny how they pick the most prolific and recognizable people of the era's to classify as autistic, which any historian would either act rationally and give educated analysis on why this isn't true, or just jump on the bandwagon to avoid soccer moms that would have them fired for life and left on the streets to die for being a functioning human being.

Related to Autism

• Internet addiction
  • Märgerautismus Syndrome
  • Self-insert syndrome
  • Internet "Subcultures"
    • Anime
    • Furries
    • Ongezellig
      • My little pony
    • "Memes"
      • Pepe
      • Soyjaks
      • Forced memes
  • Porn addiction
    • Gooning
    • Dancing swede.mp4
    • Transgenderism
    • 4chan
      • V/
      • Tv/
      • Trash/
    • Discord
    • Twitter
• Vaccines they're 100% safe chud!
• Unlucky mothers
• Unhealthy food
  • Goyslop
    • McDonalds
    • Chinese food - responsible for 80% of all autism diagnosis according to a certain person