Ongezellig

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Deelz nuts 1+2

Maya is seen watching what appears to be a 'p scene between an anime girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.

After all of this we finally cut to Mymy presenting her anus. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC , made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.

Deelz 3

Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of The Netherlands). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).

Deelz 4

Coco is seen waving her penis at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.

Deelz 5

Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Belgium. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly gemmy. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's presentation between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.

Deelz 6 (the last one)

Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a schizophrenic outburst due to not taking her meds she comes back to reality and bursts out of the out the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco's big fat Afrikaner titties. Realizing she has no presentatie she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race or something but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentatie she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to have hot lesbo sex and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby incel she declines (she also loves that BWC doe.)

Deelz Ϫ

All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant Rapeson, this footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident in february 6nth 2026

Deelz 7

Mymy is enjoying a stroopwafel while rapeson lurks behind her. Suddenly, he smashes her face in on the table.[1] This episode was nominated for the 2023 liminal jump-scare-free a24-inspired horror award.

Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture

Main article: The Netherlands

TND

A heated debate has flaired up in the soy community about the Schoppenboer girls' stances on Total Nigger Death. Some claim that they are all BWC sluts who hate niggers, and some troons still hold that they are built for dat 'BC. While their stances are not explicitly stated, the show provides some hints as to each.

Coco seems to be against TND. One of her close friends is a nigger, as is displayed several times throughout the show. She also cringed at the anti-belgian racism presentation that Mymy showed to her. She was also shocked when Maya said her favorite artist was Hitler. She also displays a clear distaste for the treatment of the Congolese, but this could just be due to her hatred of Jews, as anti-semitism is Dutch culture. <-Meds and Sproke now retard there are no correlations. Coco really is a pozzed libtard white girl <- European monarchs are Jewish though and Coco was just mad that the Dutch weren't as good at killing niggers <-- autistic anti-social neuroatypical schizo babbles right there who is unable to recognize social attributes, ignore the whole strikethrough

Mymy seems to be in favor of TND. At one point in the same part where coco is reading a book about the treatment of the Congolese, she also didnt approve it, saying "the Belgians can have that" no she was just coping and jealous that they aren't as good at killing niggers. However she is racist against belgians. First of all, she is Japanese and Asian women are notoriously thirsty for white cock. Her fervent Dutch nationalism indicates that she is desperate to breed with an aryan Dutch man and wants to enslave niggers MEDS AND SPROKE.

Maya is literally in fact the sole based TND racist hitler supporter in the show. in the first deel, she says that her favorite artist is Hitler, which shocks Coco. She clearly disapproves of her sister Coco fraternizing with a black nigger, as is displayed by the flashbacks in Deel 6. She maintains a neutral expression during the discussion about total pickaninny destruction in the 'ongo and does not indicate her views on the matter. While Maya does not explicitly take a stance on TND, she hints at disliking negroids. It is theorized that this is due to her being raped by a gang of culturally enriching jigaboos when she was younger.

Spade Slander

Similar to Cobson a certain group of individuals has undergone a mass slander campaign by drawing spades and making BBC fetish art from zellig jaks and R34 images.

Bumo Cult

Zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used.

This culminated in the Zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner

Contrary to what zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.

^Datamining pols on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram has Deboonked this claim



Origin

In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...

>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!

^seething incel

Episodes

Deel 1+2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
Deel 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
Deel 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
Deel 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg
Deel 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o


Citations

Ongezellig
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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