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Froot
Nationality	Uruguayan
Occupation	Leader of the Frootist-era sharty
Years active	2023 - Present
Best known for	Purchasing the sharty and ending the Soypocalypse, later becoming one of the most controversial admins in the site's history
Title	Fuhrer Owner
Political party	New Frootist Order Soyumvirate (until October 9th, 2023)
Tripcode	Chud ## Froot
IAS?	Unknown, since he has not shown his real face yet

Froot is most commonly portrayed as a Gapejak. This has never happened before.

For the unhinged, unfiltered version of this page, see: Froot (Detractors Presective)

“	I think its kinda funny how I can do like this thing where I ban anyone I dont like, its like my own private discord!	”
Froot

Zesty ahh nigga is the current administrator and owner of both soyjak.party and soyjak.wiki. He was part of the Frootcord Soyumvirate that ruled the 'arty alongside former owner Doll (now retired) and soyjak.wiki admin Angeleno until the latter's retirement on October 9th, 2023. Froot's second-in-command is the current manager Root, whom he seems to bully and have a secret relationship with like previous admins with Sobot or Lolkek.^{[Because he just did ok?]}

According to zesty ahh nigga himself, he became involved with the Sharty somewhere around July of 2023. He would later take a central role in the sharty's leadership during the Soypocalypse and subsequent temporary closure of the site, where he offered to purchase the sharty altogether from Doll. This was received positively by 'teens, and many were hopeful that this would be the start of something gemmy. Despite this, he of course remained a controversial figure in jakparty.soy, because he wasn't Soot or Lute.

While views on zesty ahh nigga were initially somewhat positive if not neutral, Froot quickly became extremely controversial with the beginning of the 50 Board Plan and subsequent Great Purge, where many were 'nished for posting on /dawla/ and /mlp, regardless of context. This caused many 'teens to turn against him, with some even claiming he's Admin 6. He is often described as a tyrant, and is known to 'nish criticism against him, however some initially credited him with saving the sharty and cracking down on coal.

History

Early involvement and first mention

According to statements from zesty ahh nigga, he's been involved with the Sharty since at least around July 2023, although to what extent is currently unknown. Mysteriously, zesty ahh nigga was first mentioned publicly by an IP in Israel, who created this article, with it only saying "sQQn, FrQQt VVill rise... Stay tvned FrQQt pvtriQts. a stQrm is cQming.". A 'teen attempted to delete the article, only for Angeleno to intervene and call it the "best page on the wiki".

Some state that he is a disgraced deserter of the Battle of the Ridge, but this is unconfirmed, with Snopes currently working on a thoroughly investigated fact check.

Purchase of the Sharty

On August 23rd, 2023, Doll restores the sharty and it is revealed that Froot has purchased the site from him, and would be co-ruling alongside Doll and Angeleno as part of the Soyumvirate. He would hold a QNA thread, re-instate /x/ as well as add a new board dedicated to himself - /froot/. He also accidentally reveals his tripcode the same day because he is retarded or something.. Froot's first few days as admin marked the largest amount of interaction an admin had ever had with the sharty, posting in many a thread, and even playing a few games with 'teens like Makeitmeme and Roblox.

He also somehow moved a faggot thread to the 'cuck's /lgbt/ board or he just copied there.^{[He just did ok?]}

50 Board Plan and Controversy

Pissbaby chudcel zesty ahh nigga is just like da heckin orange man, oh wait...

On the 3rd of September 2023, zesty ahh nigga implemented the 50 Board Plan, a parody of Kuz's Five Board Plan, adding boards such as:

• /mlp/ - My Little Pony
• /dawlah/ - Islam
• /weld/ - Welding
• /lc/ - Laser Cutting
• /ihop/ - IHOP
• /ef/ - Esoteric Fascism

This was immediately met with mixed reactions. Due to a 'teens suggestion, zesty ahh nigga decides to hold a vote on which boards would stay and which would go. During this time, many 'teens shitposted on /dawla/ and /mlp/ to fuck with muslims and bronies. However, this would come back to haunt them in a way they never thought possible. On September 4th, 2023, Froot would begin The Great Purge, also known as Operation Unthinkable, where he 'nished anyone and everyone who posted in both boards. Although 'teens caught in the crossfire were able to appeal later on and promptly un'nished.

Money opportunitys

After weeks of searching, on October 9th 2023 zesty ahh nigga added ads to the Sharty for the first time. One of these ads linked to a Discord server relating to crypto. Many accused him of breaking his own rule regarding advertising Discord servers.

Facterines

zesty ahh nigga is a Josiecel?

• He is in favor of TND
• He is a nametroon
• He is the most active owner as of September 2023
• He is anywhere between 20 and 47 years of age (even doe the post where he says that he is 47 is an obvious joke you 80 IQ nigger)
• He is planning to kick all Kolyma influence from the site
• He is planning to use the slight profits from selling 'jak plushies to pay the server costs
• His favorite NAS is Thugposting
• He doesn't hate Kuz
• He doesn't hate /caca/posting and is in fact a /caca/poster himself. He even advocated for /caca/ to be made.
• He loved Ongezellig and is planning to delete /qa/.
• His favorite Fishtank participant is Letty and he doesn't like Josie
• He doesn't like Skibidi Toilet
• He wants to add /cado/ (he added it)
• He's going to get new jannies for the sharty
• He listens to nigger music but it's hecking ok because all the artists he listens to are white.
• He hasn't watched anime since 2014
• His eye color is C20
• He allegedly started browsing /qa//the sharty in late 2022/2023
• His favorite soyjak variant is Impish Soyak Ears
• His favorite soyjak is Cobson
• His favorite sport is motorsport
• He supports Russia, but only because (((Max))) said so
• He doesn't think Max is a bad person
• He is a diehard f1troon
• He fucked a girl in Montpellier, meaning that he's not a virgin like 99% of us
• He has a girlfriend that he is planning to marry
• He is a White European from a first-world country in Europe
• He doesn't care about 'nishment evading that much and has been 'nished from the sharty 8 times
• He was named by "a random dude on Discord." Doll, so that his tripcode would be “Froot ## Bowl”, but never did this because he was “about to be the faggiest fuck on the site”.
• He uses Windows 10
• He is Roman Catholic
• He does not mind frogs
• He likes the movie Parasite (2019)
• He likes the show Breaking Bad
• He likes the videogame Minecraft, as well as Rainbow Six (1998) ,Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear (1999), Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield (2003), Ready Or Not, and Sven co-op
• He heavily dislikes Muslims, Poles, and Soylita posters
• He hates niggerweed
• The last anime he had liked is evangeylion when it was still popular with the movies.
• He uses imageboards since 2015, QA culture since 2022
• His favorite fruit is tangerines
• politically speaking, he seems to be larp leaning.
• He hates e-girls and will personally ban any user posting about them, especially Bonbi (wich mean "he" is probally a FTM troon)
• He is a fan of General Sam.
• He is the gem that shaved the party.

Most of the facts just mentioned are sourced from the q&a in /froot/. Feel free to read the entire archived thread that the citation links to and have Snopes factcheck the facts above in case troons try to vandalize the above list and add false facts. <———— None of the above facts are real though and zesty said all of that just to fuck with you lol. <========= Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back up that claim?