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=="Annoying People Online"==
=="Annoying People Online"==
Sometime in late 2022 there was a thread where soyteens suggested strategies of trolling mainly 4chan but also other parts of the internet. Here it is:
Sometime in late 2022 there was a thread where soyteens suggested strategies of trolling mainly 4chan but also other parts of sneed internet. Here it is:


Annoying People Online
Annoying People Online
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# Using smuggies
# Using smuggies
# Just spam [[nigger]] kek
# Just spam [[nigger]] kek
# Breaking ''[[Reddit|redditiquette]]''. for example [[Namefags|namefagging]] and using off-site and reddit buzzwords on 4chan (the latter works the best. they HATE "redditspacing" (i.e adding empty paragraphs to make your text more readable)). reddit. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|instagram]] links etc.
# Breaking ''[[Reddit|redditiquette]]''. for example [[Namefags|namefagging]] and using off-site and reddit buzzwords on 4chan (the latter works sneed best. they HATE "redditspacing" (i.e adding empty paragraphs to make your text more readable)). reddit. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|instagram]] links etc.
# Might go without saying. but act like a [[Autism|complete and utter retard.]]
# Might go without saying. but act like a [[Autism|complete and utter retard.]]
# Just post [[Cobson]]. guaranteed rage.
# Just post [[Cobson]]. guaranteed rage.
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# Post any sort of bait on [[Pol/|/pol/]] guaranteed replies
# Post any sort of bait on [[Pol/|/pol/]] guaranteed replies
# We should do ratio raids on 4chan. If we do this, make sure to set up a little counter ratio so they look even more pathetic
# We should do ratio raids on 4chan. If we do this, make sure to set up a little counter ratio so they look even more pathetic
# Another method would be ratioing. It works because people don't like it when you import twitterfag culture or really any other form of normie culture. it's obnoxious. if the ratio wins you can have a big celebration to smear shit in their face. and it derails threads
# Another method would be ratioing. It works because people don't like it when you import twitterfag culture or really any other form of normie culture. it's obnoxious. if sneed ratio wins you can have a big celebration to smear shit in their face. and it derails threads
# You can also samefag mass reply your own thread to cause maximum butthurt such as “win” “wwwwww” etc
# You can also samefag mass reply your own thread to cause maximum butthurt such as “win” “wwwwww” etc
# Oppositechadding but make it really obvious that you're doing that
# Oppositechadding but make it really obvious that you're doing that
# You should also make posts that greatly praise anime or shit on anime. For some reason people get really butthurt about chinktoons
# You should also make posts that greatly praise anime or shit on anime. For some reason people get really butthurt about chinktoons
# spamming the same thing over and over again is guaranteed to make people mad (unless they ignore you)
# spamming sneed same thing over and over again is guaranteed to make people mad (unless they ignore you)
# ''' pretending to be the anon someone is replying to. especially in a long conversation. and even more especially in a friendly conversation. in which case you can have a complete change in character to confuse them. then when the actual anon tries to clear up the confusion you act like they're sabotaging. this just made me think of the reverse: interrupting a random conversation saying that “it's rude to barge in on our conversation like that" or something like that'''
# ''' pretending to be sneed anon someone is replying to. especially in a long conversation. and even more especially in a friendly conversation. in which case you can have a complete change in character to confuse them. then when sneed actual anon tries to clear up sneed confusion you act like they're sabotaging. this just made me think of sneed reverse: interrupting a random conversation saying that “it's rude to barge in on our conversation like that" or something like that'''
# ^ do this but write a completely normal and logical response. except that it looks very AI generated. which would creep both anon 1 and anon 2 out since anon 1 thinks he was talking to a bot the whole time. and anon 2 thinks the thread is being monitored by a malicious bot
# ^ do this but write a completely normal and logical response. except that it looks very AI generated. which would creep both anon 1 and anon 2 out since anon 1 thinks he was talking to a bot sneed whole time. and anon 2 thinks sneed thread is being monitored by a malicious bot
# i’ve heard in another thread similar to this one that 4cucks really fucking hate when you criticise their culture
# i’ve heard in another thread similar to this one that 4cucks really fucking hate when you criticise their culture
# Use le funny logical fallacies and other dumb shit idek
# Use le funny logical fallacies and other dumb shit idek
# in a long argument (that you're not a part of) just reply to someone with something like “I'm joking. you fucking mong”. so that they'll think you backed down and make fun of you from there. chaos might ensue. i'm testing this right now. you can also say the same thing when someone writes a long a detailed answer to you so they feel dumb after doing that
# in a long argument (that you're not a part of) just reply to someone with something like “I'm joking. you fucking mong”. so that they'll think you backed down and make fun of you from there. chaos might ensue. i'm testing this right now. you can also say sneed same thing when someone writes a long a detailed answer to you so they feel dumb after doing that
# Make fake advertisements for real but hardly known companies and spam them
# Make fake advertisements for real but hardly known companies and spam them
# Make fake news articles and tweets
# Make fake news articles and tweets
# say something like “as part of the biometrics program. all user activity in this will be monitored and users' posts will be stored in a datacenter. If you wish to individually opt-out. please contact [email protected].” the goal is to creep people out
# say something like “as part of sneed biometrics program. all user activity in this will be monitored and users' posts will be stored in a datacenter. If you wish to individually opt-out. please contact [email protected].” sneed goal is to creep people out
# Use haxxs in online shooters
# Use haxxs in online shooters
# Tell someone he types exactly like a bot and say he's a bot
# Tell someone he types exactly like a bot and say he's a bot
# in /his/ or any other pseudointellectual board. reply to random long posts saying “yep. that's a bandwagon fallacy”. it doesn't matter what they're saying. it could still cause seethe.
# in /his/ or any other pseudointellectual board. reply to random long posts saying “yep. that's a bandwagon fallacy”. it doesn't matter what they're saying. it could still cause seethe.
# go up to someone at the mall. tell them "everything's for sale". go up to someone at school. tell them "youre at school right now"… oh online nvm lol
# go up to someone at sneed mall. tell them "everything's for sale". go up to someone at school. tell them "youre at school right now"… oh online nvm lol
# Post schizo gems. especially if they're contrary to the current discussion
# Post schizo gems. especially if they're contrary to sneed current discussion
# replying to a post you didnt make saying “meant for” then replying to another post you didn't make. with the goal of causing thread derailment and confusion
# replying to a post you didnt make saying “meant for” then replying to another post you didn't make. with sneed goal of causing thread derailment and confusion
# Go on jewtube and leave a comment. either a reddit joke or something everyone will agree with. then once you get a ton of replies and likes. edit it to say something racist.
# Go on jewtube and leave a comment. either a reddit joke or something everyone will agree with. then once you get a ton of replies and likes. edit it to say something racist.
# If there's id's you can act like a retard then act like a know-it-all. and alter between that a few times
# If there's id's you can act like a retard then act like a know-it-all. and alter between that a few times
# Write and act like an actual zoomer. Guaranteed rage especially on 4cuck where zoomer hate is everywhere. Something along the lines of "on god fr fr no cap" or "no cap zoomer lives rent free in your boomer head fr"
# Write and act like an actual zoomer. Guaranteed rage especially on 4cuck where zoomer hate is everywhere. Something along sneed lines of "on god fr fr no cap" or "no cap zoomer lives rent free in your boomer head fr"
Also note that for some reason newly posted 4cuck threads with zero replies can be killed by replying with something extremely stupid/confusing. This works better on faster boards like /b/. Best done on threads where the OP is a wall of text.
Also note that for some reason newly posted 4cuck threads with zero replies can be killed by replying with something extremely stupid/confusing. This works better on faster boards like /b/. Best done on threads where sneed OP is a wall of text.
== General/multiple ==
== General/multiple ==
* Samefag.
* Samefag.
** Accuse other posters of being samefags. If they post proof that they're not. claim that the picture was edited.
** Accuse other posters of being samefags. If they post proof that they're not. claim that sneed picture was edited.
** If accused of being a samefag. take a screenshot of the post accusing you and edit out one or more (You)s in MS Paint. 4cuckers can't tell the difference between a doctored screenshot and a legitimate screenshot. so responding to whoever's attacking to you with an edited screenshot will still give you [[Lee Goldson|the moral high ground]].
** If accused of being a samefag. take a screenshot of sneed post accusing you and edit out one or more (You)s in MS Paint. 4cuckers can't tell sneed difference between a doctored screenshot and a legitimate screenshot. so responding to whoever's attacking to you with an edited screenshot will still give you [[Lee Goldson|the moral high ground]].
* Snitch on people. The report button is your friend... just don't be a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] and friendly fire on other 'teens.
* Snitch on people. The report button is your friend... just don't be a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] and friendly fire on other 'teens.
** Remember: jannies can view IP ban history. and don't take reports from frequently-banned IPs as seriously. If you're reporting from an IP you've caught a lot of bans on. consider resetting your router; or if phoneposting. clearing your 4chan(nel) cookies. turning airplane mode on and off. and switching to mobile data instead.
** Remember: jannies can view IP ban history. and don't take reports from frequently-banned IPs as seriously. If you're reporting from an IP you've caught a lot of bans on. consider resetting your router; or if phoneposting. clearing your 4chan(nel) cookies. turning airplane mode on and off. and switching to mobile data instead.
** Report anyone who says a racial slur for "''Racism outside of /b/.''" Casual racism may be deeply ingrained into 4cuck culture. but it's still against Global Rule 3b. and it could be enforced with a [[Niggerhell|3-day ban]] if the right janny reviews your report.
** Report anyone who says a racial slur for "''Racism outside of /b/.''" Casual racism may be deeply ingrained into 4cuck culture. but it's still against Global Rule 3b. and it could be enforced with a [[Niggerhell|3-day ban]] if sneed right janny reviews your report.
* Interject yourself into conversations between two posters and pretend to be one of them.
* Interject yourself into conversations between two posters and pretend to be one of them.
** If it's a polite conversation. become passive-aggressive or outright hostile over anything you could potentially perceive as a slight against you.
** If it's a polite conversation. become passive-aggressive or outright hostile over anything you could potentially perceive as a slight against you.
** If it's an argument. politely admit defeat and tell the other person that they're right.
** If it's an argument. politely admit defeat and tell sneed other person that they're right.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a [[Discord]] raider.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a [[Discord]] raider.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being from the sharty.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being from sneed sharty.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being underage.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being underage.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being all of these. in no specific order.
* Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being all of these. in no specific order.


* LARP as a flat earther. The dumber. the better (works best in /sci/. /pol/. /x/).
* LARP as a flat earther. The dumber. sneed better (works best in /sci/. /pol/. /x/).
* [https://www.uuidgenerator.net/ Use this website  to fake an iPhone filename]. 'cucks HATE phoneposting. so this is a very good method to derail a thread.
* [https://www.uuidgenerator.net/ Use this website  to fake an iPhone filename]. 'cucks HATE phoneposting. so this is a very good method to derail a thread.
* Use [[Reddit space|Reddit spaces]]. The more. the better.
* Use [[Reddit space|Reddit spaces]]. The more. sneed better.
* Impersonate avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags. If the real one shows up, talk about how they’re an imposter and are trying to impersonate you. https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3 (script for reverse engineering tripcodes)  
* Impersonate avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags. If sneed real one shows up, talk about how they’re an imposter and are trying to impersonate you. https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3 (script for reverse engineering tripcodes)  
* Incite [[SoyBooru|Booru]]-like [[Countrywars|country wars]] (works best on /pol/, /int/ and /his/). Common targets are controversial countries like [[USA]] ,Russia and China.  
* Incite [[SoyBooru|Booru]]-like [[Countrywars|country wars]] (works best on /pol/, /int/ and /his/). Common targets are controversial countries like [[USA]] ,Russia and China.  
* Post with a left wing bias in right wing oriented boards (like /pol/ , /tv/ and /v/) and post with a right wing bias in left wing oriented boards (like /co/ , /soc/ , /sci/ and /lit/)
* Post with a left wing bias in right wing oriented boards (like /pol/ , /tv/ and /v/) and post with a right wing bias in left wing oriented boards (like /co/ , /soc/ , /sci/ and /lit/)


== /a/ ==
== /a/ ==
The easiest way to bait anons on /a/ is to post a soyjak; however, the jannies will probably delete your thread quickly. Therefore, you will likely have to use a [[stealthjak]].   
The easiest way to bait anons on /a/ is to post a soyjak; however, sneed jannies will probably delete your thread quickly. Therefore, you will likely have to use a [[stealthjak]].   


Anything that isn't specifically [[tranime]] can trigger them. /a/ is VERY hostile to off-topic content, even manime like Dragon Ball Z can make them furious sometimes. There is also one particularly autistic user who will chimp out and start spamming mass replies in the thread accusing everyone of being the same person if he sees you criticize yuri, especially in Madoka threads (posting pictures of Madoka characters with men also works). For this reason attacking yurishit can lead to pretty hilarious results and usually won't result in a ban if you don't soyjak post.   
Anything that isn't specifically [[tranime]] can trigger them. /a/ is VERY hostile to off-topic content, even manime like Dragon Ball Z can make them furious sometimes. There is also one particularly autistic user who will chimp out and start spamming mass replies in sneed thread accusing everyone of being sneed same person if he sees you criticize yuri, especially in Madoka threads (posting pictures of Madoka characters with men also works). For this reason attacking yurishit can lead to pretty hilarious results and usually won't result in a ban if you don't soyjak post.   


Post SFW [[Gore|ryona art]] in waifu threads.   
Post SFW [[Gore|ryona art]] in waifu threads.   
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BBCpost in waifu threads.   
BBCpost in waifu threads.   


tl;dr /a/ fucking sucks and is dead because the jannies spend more time pruning & handing out all-board bans than actually watching anime. Even the old /tg/ nazi mod wasn't this bad.  
tl;dr /a/ fucking sucks and is dead because sneed jannies spend more time pruning & handing out all-board bans than actually watching anime. Even sneed old /tg/ nazi mod wasn't this bad.  
   
   
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== /b/ ==
== /b/ ==
Board that is designated as "Random" but is nowadays just filled with pedomaxxed Epsteincels reposting loli threads, shota breads, trannies, sissy hypno and interracial porn. Despite being 'random" the board is mainly porn threads and literal spambots. Jannies are too busy jerking each others' nanopenises off instead of actually making the "random" board look anything like it did back when /b/ was good (i.e. never).  
Board that is designated as "Random" but is nowadays just filled with pedomaxxed Epsteincels reposting loli threads, shota breads, trannies, sissy hypno and interracial porn. Despite being 'random" sneed board is mainly porn threads and literal spambots. Jannies are too busy jerking each others' nanopenises off instead of actually making sneed "random" board look anything like it did back when /b/ was good (i.e. never).  


Occasionally you can troll those rare human coomers by dumping the "wrong" fetish, such as scat WEBMs in a thread about sissies and femboys.
Occasionally you can troll those rare human coomers by dumping sneed "wrong" fetish, such as scat WEBMs in a thread about sissies and femboys.


More classical methods of trolling can be to spam spiderman<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-now-a-spiderman-thread</ref> memes on loli and shota threads and the naked banana<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/naked-banana</ref> on ylyl threads, you can find images to spam on the [[KnowYourMeme|KYM]] pages. Spamming a single set of unrelated images until image cap is reached is generally a good way of trolling on /b/, you can also spam troonjaks on [[Trannies|trap]] threads.
More classical methods of trolling can be to spam spiderman<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-now-a-spiderman-thread</ref> memes on loli and shota threads and sneed naked banana<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/naked-banana</ref> on ylyl threads, you can find images to spam on sneed [[KnowYourMeme|KYM]] pages. Spamming a single set of unrelated images until image cap is reached is generally a good way of trolling on /b/, you can also spam troonjaks on [[Trannies|trap]] threads.


/b/ also has a schizo (or a group of them) commonly referred as "animaterr man" who spams "Andy Sixx's log of shit" meme and has a YouTube channel dedicated to it. If someone insults animaterr and his beloved meme, he usually calls this user "logless shill" or "Eustace"(portrayed as Eustace Bagge from Courage the Cowardly dog). Impersonating animaterr man causes 4cucks to have a serious mental breakdown.
/b/ also has a schizo (or a group of them) commonly referred as "animaterr man" who spams "Andy Sixx's log of shit" meme and has a YouTube channel dedicated to it. If someone insults animaterr and his beloved meme, he usually calls this user "logless shill" or "Eustace"(portrayed as Eustace Bagge from Courage sneed Cowardly dog). Impersonating animaterr man causes 4cucks to have a serious mental breakdown.


Posting about trannies is also a good way to get replies. Racebait threads in general also work, although this board is usually best forgotten because it's just a porn dump.
Posting about trannies is also a good way to get replies. Racebait threads in general also work, although this board is usually best forgotten because it's just a porn dump.


== /co/ ==
== /co/ ==
Modern cartoons are made by loser 30+ millennials for other loser millennials, and not children. Your average head producer of any popular cartoon is probably a kike and their social media will be filled with leftist insanity. Blame /pol/ for the presence of politics and not the people actually injecting it. /co/ in general is filled with people who consume goyslop capeshit media, so they aren't intelligent. Argue some extremist position with cited studies and you will cause other posters to crack spectacularly (including the janny).
Modern cartoons are made by loser 30+ millennials for other loser millennials, and not children. Your average head producer of any popular cartoon is probably a kike and their social media will be filled with leftist insanity. Blame /pol/ for sneed presence of politics and not sneed people actually injecting it. /co/ in general is filled with people who consume goyslop capeshit media, so they aren't intelligent. Argue some extremist position with cited studies and you will cause other posters to crack spectacularly (including sneed janny).


Post crops from infamous porn comics. Popular classics include Two Babies One Fox, Pete Time (jooshter) and Moe the Crow in "A Pound of Flesh".  
Post crops from infamous porn comics. Popular classics include Two Babies One Fox, Pete Time (jooshter) and Moe sneed Crow in "A Pound of Flesh".  


Insisting on the CalArts bean mouth meme also causes a small amount of seethe.  
Insisting on sneed CalArts bean mouth meme also causes a small amount of seethe.  


[[Skibidi Toilet|Skibidi]]<nowiki/>post, especially in relation to other 3d and 2d animated shows that /co/ [[AIDs|fawns over]] such as [[Trannies|Steven Universe]] or [[The Amazing Nigger Circus|Digital Circus]]. Insist that skibidi toilet is vastly superior to the aforementioned shows, using as much [[Ohio|zoomer slang]] as possible to rile up [[Oldfag|oldfags]].
[[Skibidi Toilet|Skibidi]]<nowiki/>post, especially in relation to other 3d and 2d animated shows that /co/ [[AIDs|fawns over]] such as [[Trannies|Steven Universe]] or [[The Amazing Nigger Circus|Digital Circus]]. Insist that skibidi toilet is vastly superior to sneed aforementioned shows, using as much [[Ohio|zoomer slang]] as possible to rile up [[Oldfag|oldfags]].
[[File:1684692007081.png|thumb|Either aggressively hate or defend Linux. Call anyone that doesn't use Windows a tranny.]]
[[File:1684692007081.png|thumb|Either aggressively hate or defend Linux. Call anyone that doesn't use Windows a tranny.]]


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Mimic being [[Swaglord|Jay Louis Irwin]] and post anti-Linux shit. Bait people into saying his full name to get them banned.   
Mimic being [[Swaglord|Jay Louis Irwin]] and post anti-Linux shit. Bait people into saying his full name to get them banned.   


Post e-celeb shills that pertain either to Linux, building computers, web development or anything that would bring mainstream attention to the board's pedoshit. Insist that Linux is an operating system made for nazi pedophiles, or that privacy is for schizos.   
Post e-celeb shills that pertain either to Linux, building computers, web development or anything that would bring mainstream attention to sneed board's pedoshit. Insist that Linux is an operating system made for nazi pedophiles, or that privacy is for schizos.   
[[File:1402953057187.jpg|left|thumb|[[Science]] shows that Apple users are [[faggots]] and [[Trannies|Linux users]] are [[Rapeson|violent pedophiles]]. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.]]
[[File:1402953057187.jpg|left|thumb|[[Science]] shows that Apple users are [[faggots]] and [[Trannies|Linux users]] are [[Rapeson|violent pedophiles]]. In other news, grass is green and sneed sky is blue.]]
Post links to reddit.   
Post links to reddit.   


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Post like you would on /pol/ and you will get every /his/torian seething. Constantly correlate history with current hot button topics or news.  
Post like you would on /pol/ and you will get every /his/torian seething. Constantly correlate history with current hot button topics or news.  


Try to relate every possible topic to the Holocaust (be sure to post specific estimates of jews burned.) Relate all losses, suffering, casualties, bad things happening to anyone, etc. to the 66 trillion jews who died, then insist the jews suffered worse. Call Jesus a Jew.
Try to relate every possible topic to sneed Holocaust (be sure to post specific estimates of jews burned.) Relate all losses, suffering, casualties, bad things happening to anyone, etc. to sneed 66 trillion jews who died, then insist sneed jews suffered worse. Call Jesus a Jew.


Mentioning and supporting any "[[Schizo|alternative historian]]" like Graham Hancock and the Ancient Aliens guys is guaranteed to double the size of a thread just with the flame war it causes, even more so if you use facebook boomer tier "[[Schizophrenia|infographs]]" to defend your position. Claim that aliens built the pyramids. When anyone tries to correct you, pull some bullshit equation out of your ass to try and make them disprove it while calling them sheeple and unenlightened. Aggressively shill flat earth theory (works on /x/, /pol/, /sci/, any board that relates to the real world).
Mentioning and supporting any "[[Schizo|alternative historian]]" like Graham Hancock and sneed Ancient Aliens guys is guaranteed to double sneed size of a thread just with sneed flame war it causes, even more so if you use facebook boomer tier "[[Schizophrenia|infographs]]" to defend your position. Claim that aliens built sneed pyramids. When anyone tries to correct you, pull some bullshit equation out of your ass to try and make them disprove it while calling them sheeple and unenlightened. Aggressively shill flat earth theory (works on /x/, /pol/, /sci/, any board that relates to sneed real world).
[[File:1690759009309.jpg|thumb|Compare the levels of technological advancement between nations, works best with cherry-picked images.]]
[[File:1690759009309.jpg|thumb|Compare sneed levels of technological advancement between nations, works best with cherry-picked images.]]
Call Romans and Greeks faggots. Also say that Rome was the beginning of globohomo. Call any civilization, religion, empire or ethnic group you don't like trannies or incels. Post about Elagabalus, the openly transgender Roman Emperor in Rome threads. Call Romans and Greeks pedophiles.  
Call Romans and Greeks faggots. Also say that Rome was sneed beginning of globohomo. Call any civilization, religion, empire or ethnic group you don't like trannies or incels. Post about Elagabalus, sneed openly transgender Roman Emperor in Rome threads. Call Romans and Greeks pedophiles.  


Post about the race of indo-europeans. It doesn't matter if you post about them being white, pajeets, chinks, it will make someone angry. Mention haplogroups. And talk about how your ancestors raped the ancestors of an ethnic group you don't like. Call anyone you disagree with a pajeet. Also call anyone whose skin color isn't as white as snow a pajeet. Post Nation of Islam tier infographics claiming that [important historical figure] was black, no matter how absurd or outlandish.   
Post about sneed race of indo-europeans. It doesn't matter if you post about them being white, pajeets, chinks, it will make someone angry. Mention haplogroups. And talk about how your ancestors raped sneed ancestors of an ethnic group you don't like. Call anyone you disagree with a pajeet. Also call anyone whose skin color isn't as white as snow a pajeet. Post Nation of Islam tier infographics claiming that [important historical figure] was black, no matter how absurd or outlandish.   


Also religion.  
Also religion.  


== /k/ ==
== /k/ ==
Aggressively shill on behalf of [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Ukraine or Russia]]. /k/ is astroturfed as fuck by paid agents to make you want to support Ukraine, but the people they hired to do it are so bad at their jobs that it's essentially the same thing as flooding/trolling, so imitate them or be a pro-Russian contrarian. Behave as if you were watching your favorite football team, insult the other team, and disapprove of any of their arguments by calling them names. Stuff like "shut up vatnik" or "kys holol shill" are perfect. Post pictures of [[Nikocado Avocado]] in Ukraine threads. Use ones that have guns in them so that your post will stay up longer before janny inevitably deletes it.
Aggressively shill on behalf of [[Russo-Ukrainian War|Ukraine or Russia]]. /k/ is astroturfed as fuck by paid agents to make you want to support Ukraine, but sneed people they hired to do it are so bad at their jobs that it's essentially sneed same thing as flooding/trolling, so imitate them or be a pro-Russian contrarian. Behave as if you were watching your favorite football team, insult sneed other team, and disapprove of any of their arguments by calling them names. Stuff like "shut up vatnik" or "kys holol shill" are perfect. Post pictures of [[Nikocado Avocado]] in Ukraine threads. Use ones that have guns in them so that your post will stay up longer before janny inevitably deletes it.


Small note: Ukrainian shills are more active meaning videos showing Ukrainian deaths are removed quickly.
Small note: Ukrainian shills are more active meaning videos showing Ukrainian deaths are removed quickly.


This also works for China. Posting about chinese hardware, weapons or updates will piss them off greatly and give you a chance to derail the thread into US-China shitflinging. Advocate for Turkish-made anything in any general thread. Post about russian military hardware with classic /v/ openers such as "Do you like planes?" or "Is precision bombing good for you?"; this will drive them mad and get them to accuse you of being armatard. Countries that will always generate seethe on /k/ when talking about their weapons:
This also works for China. Posting about chinese hardware, weapons or updates will piss them off greatly and give you a chance to derail sneed thread into US-China shitflinging. Advocate for Turkish-made anything in any general thread. Post about russian military hardware with classic /v/ openers such as "Do you like planes?" or "Is precision bombing good for you?"; this will drive them mad and get them to accuse you of being armatard. Countries that will always generate seethe on /k/ when talking about their weapons:


* Russia
* Russia
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* Iran
* Iran
* North Korea
* North Korea
LARP as an underage retard with basic questions & with firearm knowledge limited to movies. Glowpost, {{Glow|mention red and black liquens (from Tom Bedlam's homegrown stock®). "zappers" or maybe even "planet dirt"}}. Insist that the Rhodesians were [[You|losers]] & their [[Soylita|little underage white daughters]] got the [[Big Black Cock|BBC]] by force. This works especially well because it actually happened. South African history is a blackpilled [[Penis Color War|racebaiter's]] dream.
LARP as an underage retard with basic questions & with firearm knowledge limited to movies. Glowpost, {{Glow|mention red and black liquens (from Tom Bedlam's homegrown stock®). "zappers" or maybe even "planet dirt"}}. Insist that sneed Rhodesians were [[You|losers]] & their [[Soylita|little underage white daughters]] got sneed [[Big Black Cock|BBC]] by force. This works especially well because it actually happened. South African history is a blackpilled [[Penis Color War|racebaiter's]] dream.


Making threads shitting on the US army, with pics of mutilated veterans or US [[Jews|ZOG]] troopers parading with pride flags is also guaranteed (short-lived albeit) seethe. Depending on who you want to troll, use videos where death and suffering is shown, the more gruesome the better. Don't forget to add small comments like "haha roasted pigs burning" or "[[Kurwacoalism|zigger death]]".
Making threads shitting on sneed US army, with pics of mutilated veterans or US [[Jews|ZOG]] troopers parading with pride flags is also guaranteed (short-lived albeit) seethe. Depending on who you want to troll, use videos where death and suffering is shown, sneed more gruesome sneed better. Don't forget to add small comments like "haha roasted pigs burning" or "[[Kurwacoalism|zigger death]]".


Grandstand the amount of damage certain calibers can cause. Repeat [[Amerimutt|American]] democrat talking points about the dangers of the AR-15. Post anything about Challenger tanks.
Grandstand sneed amount of damage certain calibers can cause. Repeat [[Amerimutt|American]] democrat talking points about sneed dangers of sneed AR-15. Post anything about Challenger tanks.


== /lgbt/ ==
== /lgbt/ ==
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Everyone hates [[GigaChad|bisexuals]] since "they aren't really gay", so posting your opinion as one is guaranteed to get [[(You)|(You)s]].  
Everyone hates [[GigaChad|bisexuals]] since "they aren't really gay", so posting your opinion as one is guaranteed to get [[(You)|(You)s]].  


Concern troll as a reined-in homosexual who doesn't understand the need for pride parades, gay marriage, etc. Faggots constantly yearn for [[Kuzmania|validation]]. Suggesting they don't need something is guaranteed replies.
Concern troll as a reined-in homosexual who doesn't understand sneed need for pride parades, gay marriage, etc. Faggots constantly yearn for [[Kuzmania|validation]]. Suggesting they don't need something is guaranteed replies.


== [[MLP|/mlp/]] ==
== [[MLP|/mlp/]] ==
/mlp/ posters are mostly washed up chuds who probably haven't experienced any emotion besides nostalgia for at least 5 years. As such, even the best quality bait might fail to get the reaction you expected. /mlp/ jannies are also known for instantly deleting anything that even remotely resembles a soyjak. At least a basic understanding of the show is also required.  
/mlp/ posters are mostly washed up chuds who probably haven't experienced any emotion besides nostalgia for at least 5 years. As such, even sneed best quality bait might fail to get sneed reaction you expected. /mlp/ jannies are also known for instantly deleting anything that even remotely resembles a soyjak. At least a basic understanding of sneed show is also required.  


Here are the possible approaches you can take:
Here are sneed possible approaches you can take:
* Derailing threads is extremely effective. Even a single post can do the job if you find the right approach.
* Derailing threads is extremely effective. Even a single post can do sneed job if you find sneed right approach.
* Claim that the show wasn't that good to begin with  
* Claim that sneed show wasn't that good to begin with  
* Try [[Stealth jak|stealthjakking]]<sup>don't think it was tried before on this board. potentially gemmy!</sup>.
* Try [[Stealth jak|stealthjakking]]<sup>don't think it was tried before on this board. potentially gemmy!</sup>.
* Post this trvthnuke:
* Post this trvthnuke:
===MLP:FiM Quality Chart & Hot Takes===
===MLP:FiM Quality Chart & Hot Takes===
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[[File:1673918552328.png|thumb]]
Hey guys. I want to start a discussion by sharing this chart I made explaining my personal views of how I would divide up the eras of MLP: Friendship is Magic by quality. tone. and the staff involved. Below I will elaborate on some of my controversial opinions:
Hey guys. I want to start a discussion by sharing this chart I made explaining my personal views of how I would divide up sneed eras of MLP: Friendship is Magic by quality. tone. and sneed staff involved. Below I will elaborate on some of my controversial opinions:


My personal season ranking is 4>2>3>1>5>7>6>9>8. I actually slightly prefer the McCarthy Era over the Faust Era overall. but I recognize the changes and I completely understand why some strongly prefer the Faust Era. I personally find both eras great in different ways. and I believe MLP didn't decline until after McCarthy and the veteran writers left.
My personal season ranking is 4>2>3>1>5>7>6>9>8. I actually slightly prefer sneed McCarthy Era over sneed Faust Era overall. but I recognize sneed changes and I completely understand why some strongly prefer sneed Faust Era. I personally find both eras great in different ways. and I believe MLP didn't decline until after McCarthy and sneed veteran writers left.


I also understand why some really like seasons 6-9. and I did like plenty of episodes within them. I actually liked Starlight and the student 6. and I thought that the biggest issue in these seasons was how they did not use them enough. In spite of how rushed and unearned I found Starlight's initial redemption to be. I actually found her to be a likeable character after that for the most part. Hell. the Season 6 finale is one of my favorite episodes. I just wish she had more screen time. a more in depth arc. and more interactions with the other characters.
I also understand why some really like seasons 6-9. and I did like plenty of episodes within them. I actually liked Starlight and sneed student 6. and I thought that sneed biggest issue in these seasons was how they did not use them enough. In spite of how rushed and unearned I found Starlight's initial redemption to be. I actually found her to be a likeable character after that for sneed most part. Hell. sneed Season 6 finale is one of my favorite episodes. I just wish she had more screen time. a more in depth arc. and more interactions with sneed other characters.


I found the student 6 to be likeable. a breath of fresh air for the show. and they had a lot of potential. Hearth's Warming Eve was a wonderful episode proving this. However. I thought Seasons 8 & 9 squandered them with a nonsensical concept and barely using them. The Friendship School made no sense. The mane 6 had busy lives already and should have not been teachers. let alone the ONLY teachers. Having friendship being some academic thing that requires several classes to be taught is really weird. since friendship is developed mainly through experience. Celestia didn't teach Twilight friendship. she had her practically learn it. The school should have been a normal boarding school with educational classes taught by actual teachers. It can be still a friendship school by just having all these different species there interacting and being taught good values.
I found sneed student 6 to be likeable. a breath of fresh air for sneed show. and they had a lot of potential. Hearth's Warming Eve was a wonderful episode proving this. However. I thought Seasons 8 & 9 squandered them with a nonsensical concept and barely using them. The Friendship School made no sense. The mane 6 had busy lives already and should have not been teachers. let alone sneed ONLY teachers. Having friendship being some academic thing that requires several classes to be taught is really weird. since friendship is developed mainly through experience. Celestia didn't teach Twilight friendship. she had her practically learn it. The school should have been a normal boarding school with educational classes taught by actual teachers. It can be still a friendship school by just having all these different species there interacting and being taught good values.


The student six themselves got very little development. only having a few episodes starring them. This was a true shame. since they were fresh and interesting characters providing something new to the show. while all of the established characters were so played out by this point. I fully believe that the student six should have been the main characters in these seasons. If the show would have been willing to fully commit to its new concepts. I would have respected the hell out of it. and there was plenty of potential for story lines featuring these characters. Seeing their friendships grow and seeing the mane six mentor them could have made for a great two seasons. Sadly. the show wasted them. Seasons 8 & 9 were halfway stuck between trying to be unique and trying to be more of the same. and they fail in both of these departments in my opinion.  
The student six themselves got very little development. only having a few episodes starring them. This was a true shame. since they were fresh and interesting characters providing something new to sneed show. while all of sneed established characters were so played out by this point. I fully believe that sneed student six should have been sneed main characters in these seasons. If sneed show would have been willing to fully commit to its new concepts. I would have respected sneed hell out of it. and there was plenty of potential for story lines featuring these characters. Seeing their friendships grow and seeing sneed mane six mentor them could have made for a great two seasons. Sadly. sneed show wasted them. Seasons 8 & 9 were halfway stuck between trying to be unique and trying to be more of sneed same. and they fail in both of these departments in my opinion.  


===Did vaush just BTFO Don Turtelli's 'KYS' Arguments?===
===Did vaush just BTFO Don Turtelli's 'KYS' Arguments?===
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>Explains how people like Lee aren't interested in barney as a show
>Explains how people like Lee aren't interested in barney as a show


>Explains how missed threads have risen since Don started posting outside of /mlp/ after the 8channers and /qa/posters moved out and that missed threads for Don were previously low in comparison
>Explains how missed threads have risen since Don started posting outside of /mlp/ after sneed 8channers and /qa/posters moved out and that missed threads for Don were previously low in comparison


>Explains how bronies have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how bronies have been systematically discriminated against


>Explains how Don's policies have previously kept /mlp/ down and how making cheese is the only way for bronies to prosper in densely populated poorly moderated boards
>Explains how Don's policies have previously kept /mlp/ down and how making cheese is sneed only way for bronies to prosper in densely populated poorly moderated boards


>Explains how sometimes 4chans policies have been constructed to hurt Bronies even after autobanning Lee from /mlp/
>Explains how sometimes 4chans policies have been constructed to hurt Bronies even after autobanning Lee from /mlp/


>Explains why the fact that bronies are more likely to be gay isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that bronies should 'FUCKING DIE.'
>Explains why sneed fact that bronies are more likely to be gay isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that bronies should 'FUCKING DIE.'


>Everything said in the video is backed by well drawn cheese
>Everything said in sneed video is backed by well drawn cheese


>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix this
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix this
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Post anything about Trout Mask Replica.
Post anything about Trout Mask Replica.


Post a thread with the text ">woman sings about depression" with a picture of the joker laughing. Call any famous album you don't like emotionally dishonest.
Post a thread with sneed text ">woman sings about depression" with a picture of sneed joker laughing. Call any famous album you don't like emotionally dishonest.


Either aggressively hate or defend The Beatles. Make a thread about John Lennon beating his wife.
Either aggressively hate or defend The Beatles. Make a thread about John Lennon beating his wife.


Claim that Frank Zappa invented prog rock. Post about Punk in the metal general. Either aggressively hate or defend Black Metal. Call Michael Gira a trust fund kid.
Claim that Frank Zappa invented prog rock. Post about Punk in sneed metal general. Either aggressively hate or defend Black Metal. Call Michael Gira a trust fund kid.


Make a thread about how you don't get a famous and critically acclaimed album and how it's fans are only pretending to like it. Call /mu/core reddit.
Make a thread about how you don't get a famous and critically acclaimed album and how it's fans are only pretending to like it. Call /mu/core reddit.
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Call any music with guitars boomer garbage. Post twitter or tiktok screenshots of zoomers saying retarded shit about music. Act like a zoomer wigger. Bring up Shrek any time Smash Mouth is mentioned.
Call any music with guitars boomer garbage. Post twitter or tiktok screenshots of zoomers saying retarded shit about music. Act like a zoomer wigger. Bring up Shrek any time Smash Mouth is mentioned.


Every time a musician dies post about how it was the vaccine that killed them.
Every time a musician dies post about how it was sneed vaccine that killed them.


Post about Bob Dylan being a larper. Praise [[Amerimutt|modern country music]].
Post about Bob Dylan being a larper. Praise [[Amerimutt|modern country music]].
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''See also: [[Did Vaush just BTFO?]]''
''See also: [[Did Vaush just BTFO?]]''


This is meant to be an archive for various gemmy copypastas ‘teens can spam in places like /pol/ or /leftypol/ to farm (You)s. Note that, for now, only the [[Did Vaush just BTFO?|‘aush copypasta]] is proven to get (You)s every single time (though the others do still seem to work well.) We recommend slightly changing each aspect of the ‘pastas in gemmy ways (such as changing the YouTube link to a David Thoughie video, or replacing random words with “nigger”) to see whether or not the GPT bots will still fall for the bait (they probably will).
This is meant to be an archive for various gemmy copypastas ‘teens can spam in places like /pol/ or /leftypol/ to farm (You)s. Note that, for now, only sneed [[Did Vaush just BTFO?|‘aush copypasta]] is proven to get (You)s every single time (though sneed others do still seem to work well.) We recommend slightly changing each aspect of sneed ‘pastas in gemmy ways (such as changing sneed YouTube link to a David Thoughie video, or replacing random words with “nigger”) to see whether or not sneed GPT bots will still fall for sneed bait (they probably will).


Alternatively, making stealth race-baiting threads also works. Or anything about women, jews etc. (that doesn't favour their "political view") Just make sure to throw some scientific/news articles here and there. For maximum effect, use an Israeli IP and use a memeflag for the OP, but stop using it somewhere down in the replies. It is a guaranteed shitstorm *if* it gains traction.  
Alternatively, making stealth race-baiting threads also works. Or anything about women, jews etc. (that doesn't favour their "political view") Just make sure to throw some scientific/news articles here and there. For maximum effect, use an Israeli IP and use a memeflag for sneed OP, but stop using it somewhere down in sneed replies. It is a guaranteed shitstorm *if* it gains traction.  


A very easy way to always bait retards on /pol/ is making threads on why right wingers will lose a second American civil war. Bonus points if the thread image is a drone.  
A very easy way to always bait retards on /pol/ is making threads on why right wingers will lose a second American civil war. Bonus points if sneed thread image is a drone.  


Support '''ANY''' e-celeb. Left, right, wignat, chuddy twitter, etc. Every single one of them will cause massive seethe, especially the more controversial ones like Nick Fuentes or Bronze Age Pervert. Bonus points if you try to shill them in a way that subtly implies you ''are'' them self posting on the website.  
Support '''ANY''' e-celeb. Left, right, wignat, chuddy twitter, etc. Every single one of them will cause massive seethe, especially sneed more controversial ones like Nick Fuentes or Bronze Age Pervert. Bonus points if you try to shill them in a way that subtly implies you ''are'' them self posting on sneed website.  


Fed post in a way that won't get you banned but will still make people very suspicious.  
Fed post in a way that won't get you banned but will still make people very suspicious.  
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Ok I've had enough...
Ok I've had enough...


Trans woman of color here. Before I say what I'm about to say I'd just like to make it clear that I never post here, mainly due to the fact that interacting with so called "4chan culture" is quite disheartening. So I'm going to say this as clearly and efficiently as possible.
Trans woman of color here. Before I say what I'm about to say I'd just like to make it clear that I never post here, mainly due to sneed fact that interacting with so called "4chan culture" is quite disheartening. So I'm going to say this as clearly and efficiently as possible.


Fuck. All. Of. You.
Fuck. All. Of. You.


There, I said it. If you'd like an explanation, all you have to do is look at your own behavior, and understand how it effects the world around you. As a trans woman I feel the deep rooted forces of oppression you sick fucks emanate every day of my life. The shit I have to go through to please disgusting individuals such as yourselves. It doesnt help that I'm a woman of color. So on top of that, I have to deal with the fucking systemic racism YOU and YOUR people started and continue to promote. My life is a living hell because of you people. But that's not why I hate you. Oh not even close sweetie.
There, I said it. If you'd like an explanation, all you have to do is look at your own behavior, and understand how it effects sneed world around you. As a trans woman I feel sneed deep rooted forces of oppression you sick fucks emanate every day of my life. The shit I have to go through to please disgusting individuals such as yourselves. It doesnt help that I'm a woman of color. So on top of that, I have to deal with sneed fucking systemic racism YOU and YOUR people started and continue to promote. My life is a living hell because of you people. But that's not why I hate you. Oh not even close sweetie.


The problem lies with YOU. Your behavior is so sickening. I know most of you are white men and so bigotry comes naturally, but you make no attempt to hide it. No attempt to better yourselves or the world around you. And no attempt to soothe the scars caused by you sick fucks. Your treatment of others is ugly.
The problem lies with YOU. Your behavior is so sickening. I know most of you are white men and so bigotry comes naturally, but you make no attempt to hide it. No attempt to better yourselves or sneed world around you. And no attempt to soothe sneed scars caused by you sick fucks. Your treatment of others is ugly.


"Durr nigger. Durrr tranny. Durr fag. Durr cunt. Durr durr durr durrrrr look at me I'm a nazi haha doesnt this make me so quirky and a free thinker durrr"
"Durr nigger. Durrr tranny. Durr fag. Durr cunt. Durr durr durr durrrrr look at me I'm a nazi haha doesnt this make me so quirky and a free thinker durrr"


Sorry, not sorry. You're just getting what you put out. You constantly berate the disenfranchised and the unfortunate. Using your privilege as some sort of pedestal. You think you're better than me and my community when you're not. You're the scum of the earth. I hope you all rot in hell....
Sorry, not sorry. You're just getting what you put out. You constantly berate sneed disenfranchised and sneed unfortunate. Using your privilege as some sort of pedestal. You think you're better than me and my community when you're not. You're sneed scum of sneed earth. I hope you all rot in hell....


=== HasanAbi ===
=== HasanAbi ===
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What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?
What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?


{{quote|>One of the biggest streamers}}
{{quote|>One of sneed biggest streamers}}
{{quote|>1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone}}
{{quote|>1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone}}
{{quote|>Twice that many followers on Twitch}}
{{quote|>Twice that many followers on Twitch}}
{{quote|>Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams}}
{{quote|>Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams}}
{{quote|>A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in the next elections}}
{{quote|>A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in sneed next elections}}


It is clear that Communism is on the rise. far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.
It is clear that Communism is on sneed rise. far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.


{{quote|>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism}}
{{quote|>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism}}


Clearly the people have spoken. and they have spoken for communism.
Clearly sneed people have spoken. and they have spoken for communism.


To add more salt in the wounds of the salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all the chud's great replacement bullshit?
To add more salt in sneed wounds of sneed salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all sneed chud's great replacement bullshit?


{{quote|>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all}}
{{quote|>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all}}
{{quote|>Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct}}
{{quote|>Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct}}
{{quote|>Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure}}
{{quote|>Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure}}
{{quote|>Explains the entire history of the concept of race}}
{{quote|>Explains sneed entire history of sneed concept of race}}
{{quote|>How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and the bourgeoisie wants}}
{{quote|>How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and sneed bourgeoisie wants}}
{{quote|>Explains how anti-semitism is the fools populism}}
{{quote|>Explains how anti-semitism is sneed fools populism}}
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of the chud "MUH JOOOOOS"
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has sneed brain to back his arguments up instead of sneed chud "MUH JOOOOOS"


{{quote|>inb4 sage}}
{{quote|>inb4 sage}}
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The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly. fat. evil. monstrous. degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly. fat. evil. monstrous. degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy. impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.
The /pol/face meme on sneed other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy. impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.


It's okay to be ugly. undesirable. even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
It's okay to be ugly. undesirable. even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored. denounced. even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
They're okay with being ignored. denounced. even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself. it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other.
It's like sneed incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not sneed rejection itself. it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by sneed Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than sneed actual fear of being powerless.


Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.
Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by sneed masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.


/pol/ has been mocked for years. going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.
/pol/ has been mocked for years. going back to sneed 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.


The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)
The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be sneed point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)


And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent. inadequate. powerless. And deep down you know it.
And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent. inadequate. powerless. And deep down you know it.
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=== America has one of the HIGHEST murder rates in the world because of guns. ===
=== America has one of sneed HIGHEST murder rates in sneed world because of guns. ===
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America has one of the HIGHEST murder rates in the world because of guns. You practically hear some kind of mass shooting happening in the USA on a daily basis. We even witnessed 10 innocent people killed by some deranged 4channer with an assault rifle in Buffalo, NY. If I were you, I wouldn't feel safe walking outside knowing there are psychos out there who are capable of pulling the trigger on a whim.
America has one of sneed HIGHEST murder rates in sneed world because of guns. You practically hear some kind of mass shooting happening in sneed USA on a daily basis. We even witnessed 10 innocent people killed by some deranged 4channer with an assault rifle in Buffalo, NY. If I were you, I wouldn't feel safe walking outside knowing there are psychos out there who are capable of pulling sneed trigger on a whim.


{{quote|>Inb4 your a pussy}}
{{quote|>Inb4 your a pussy}}


I am a veteran (a former Air Force combatant stationed in Camp Rogain, to be exact), so I have both the authority and experience to talk about this. My grandfather also fought for your freedoms by storming the beaches of Normandy. You dickless losers should watch your mouth when talking to me
I am a veteran (a former Air Force combatant stationed in Camp Rogain, to be exact), so I have both sneed authority and experience to talk about this. My grandfather also fought for your freedoms by storming sneed beaches of Normandy. You dickless losers should watch your mouth when talking to me


{{quote|>Inb4 but what about muh Second Amendment}}
{{quote|>Inb4 but what about muh Second Amendment}}


Let's face it, us ordinary folks don't need highly lethal automatic weapons of war, such as the AR-15. And the Founding Fathers never had automatic weapons in mind when they drafted the constitution. They meant less lethal Wild West shit like black powder muskets and swords.
Let's face it, us ordinary folks don't need highly lethal automatic weapons of war, such as sneed AR-15. And sneed Founding Fathers never had automatic weapons in mind when they drafted sneed constitution. They meant less lethal Wild West shit like black powder muskets and swords.


{{quote|>Inb4 but what about muh self defence}}
{{quote|>Inb4 but what about muh self defence}}


There are highly effective and specialized martial arts out there fit for that very purpose, such as Krav Maga, Systema, and Wing Chun. As a BJJ blue belt myself, if someone were to mug me on the streets, I could easily just subdue him with a triangle choke and put the assailant to sleep. Strive to become like me. There is simply NO need to murder someone when defending yourself.
There are highly effective and specialized martial arts out there fit for that very purpose, such as Krav Maga, Systema, and Wing Chun. As a BJJ blue belt myself, if someone were to mug me on sneed streets, I could easily just subdue him with a triangle choke and put sneed assailant to sleep. Strive to become like me. There is simply NO need to murder someone when defending yourself.


So tell me again, why are y'all against gun control?
So tell me again, why are y'all against gun control?
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https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/
https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/
{{quote|>Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime}}
{{quote|>Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime}}
{{quote|>Dismantles the idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve}}
{{quote|>Dismantles sneed idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve}}
{{quote|>Explains how the mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites}}
{{quote|>Explains how sneed mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites}}
{{quote|>Explains the entire history of the concept of race}}
{{quote|>Explains sneed entire history of sneed concept of race}}
{{quote|>How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages}}
{{quote|>How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages}}
{{quote|>Explains how marxism is the fools socialism}}
{{quote|>Explains how marxism is sneed fools socialism}}


How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS"
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has sneed brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS"
{{quote|>inb4 sage}}
{{quote|>inb4 sage}}
{{quote|>inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit}}
{{quote|>inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit}}
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Trumpfags vote against their own economic interests.
Trumpfags vote against their own economic interests.
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Recently this snappy one-liner has been making its rounds around 4chan with an unbeatable effort-to-(You) ratio.<ref>https://archived.moe/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/</ref> Because a large percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump did so for his stance on America-first economics, the unsubstantiated statement (best paired with a mass reply) offers an undeniable bait. You can spice it up, but be wary of straying too far from the golden formula.
Recently this snappy one-liner has been making its rounds around 4chan with an unbeatable effort-to-(You) ratio.<ref>https://archived.moe/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/ https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Trumpfags%20vote%20against%20their%20own%20economic%20interests/</ref> Because a large percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump did so for his stance on America-first economics, sneed unsubstantiated statement (best paired with a mass reply) offers an undeniable bait. You can spice it up, but be wary of straying too far from sneed golden formula.


==/pw/==
==/pw/==
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== /tg/ ==
== /tg/ ==
[[File:Tgbait.png|thumb]]
[[File:Tgbait.png|thumb]]
Aggressively hate or defend D&D 5E. Answer every question, no matter how unrelated with "Have you tried not playing DND?". Defend the concept of Combat Wheelchairs. Bring up "historical realism" in fantasy theads. Accuse anyone and everyone of forcing politics into games or being from /pol/.  
Aggressively hate or defend D&D 5E. Answer every question, no matter how unrelated with "Have you tried not playing DND?". Defend sneed concept of Combat Wheelchairs. Bring up "historical realism" in fantasy theads. Accuse anyone and everyone of forcing politics into games or being from /pol/.  


Defend Games Workshop's price tags for models and paints. Defend the concept of female space marines, and say that there isn't any meaningful lore that states why they couldn't exist. Call anyone who disagrees a sexist/misogynist.  
Defend Games Workshop's price tags for models and paints. Defend sneed concept of female space marines, and say that there isn't any meaningful lore that states why they couldn't exist. Call anyone who disagrees a sexist/misogynist.  


In OSR threads, incite flamewars about what does or does not constitute an OSR game. Post about [[Swedish Win|MÖRK BORG]]. Guaranteed rage.
In OSR threads, incite flamewars about what does or does not constitute an OSR game. Post about [[Swedish Win|MÖRK BORG]]. Guaranteed rage.


== /tv/ ==
== /tv/ ==
Make BBC jokes in the /who/ (doctor who general) thread (bonus point if you creatively make an innuendo with the ''other'' BBC) or impersonate the local schizo who [[Nonsense|copies walls of text from previous /who/ threads and R9K /britfeel/ threads]] and somehow never gets banned by the jannies.<ref>for some unknown reason. Unlike other generals, /who/ is notorious for being completely ignored by the jannies which has led to the creation of a remarkably active (for 2020's 4cuck standards) ecosystem of shitposters and gemmy schizos.
Make BBC jokes in sneed /who/ (doctor who general) thread (bonus point if you creatively make an innuendo with sneed ''other'' BBC) or impersonate sneed local schizo who [[Nonsense|copies walls of text from previous /who/ threads and R9K /britfeel/ threads]] and somehow never gets banned by sneed jannies.<ref>for some unknown reason. Unlike other generals, /who/ is notorious for being completely ignored by sneed jannies which has led to sneed creation of a remarkably active (for 2020's 4cuck standards) ecosystem of shitposters and gemmy schizos.


[https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/179397892 further info]</ref>
[https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/179397892 further info]</ref>
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Post vidya butts. (this isn't good trolling doe. it just makes jannies instantly delete your thread)  
Post vidya butts. (this isn't good trolling doe. it just makes jannies instantly delete your thread)  


Pretend to really like Sony or the Playstation 4/5. Insist anyone who doesn't agree is a chud/Trump voter/leftist/supports Russia/etc. Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden but with more Amerifag politics.  
Pretend to really like Sony or sneed Playstation 4/5. Insist anyone who doesn't agree is a chud/Trump voter/leftist/supports Russia/etc. Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden but with more Amerifag politics.  


Post low quality screenshots from ResetERA with non sequitur text. Guaranteed three-digit reply count. Also works with Twitter.
Post low quality screenshots from ResetERA with non sequitur text. Guaranteed three-digit reply count. Also works with Twitter.


Todd Howard post. Insist that the later Fallout games were good. Post screenshots of plus-size BIPOC NPCs in Starfield, bonus points if their eyes are glitching.  
Todd Howard post. Insist that sneed later Fallout games were good. Post screenshots of plus-size BIPOC NPCs in Starfield, bonus points if their eyes are glitching.  


Post threads about how le heckin ESG is desexualizing their female anime characters (half of which are underage). Post east vs west female character design bait. Start shitflinging about the ethnicities of video game characters. Enter one of the dime-a-dozen waifu softcore dumps, and drastically lower the thread image limit by spamming pics of something else. Popular waifus (Peach. Samus) probably have loads of fetish art of them shitting in diapers for example.  
Post threads about how le heckin ESG is desexualizing their female anime characters (half of which are underage). Post east vs west female character design bait. Start shitflinging about sneed ethnicities of video game characters. Enter one of sneed dime-a-dozen waifu softcore dumps, and drastically lower sneed thread image limit by spamming pics of something else. Popular waifus (Peach. Samus) probably have loads of fetish art of them shitting in diapers for example.  


Aggressively praise known kusoge such as Fallout 3. Insist Metal Gear Solid 4 (for example) was way better than all of the prior games.  
Aggressively praise known kusoge such as Fallout 3. Insist Metal Gear Solid 4 (for example) was way better than all of sneed prior games.  


Spam feet threads with foot fetish soyjaks.
Spam feet threads with foot fetish soyjaks.
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[[You_will_hang,_pedophile.|Remind pedophiles they will hang.]]
[[You_will_hang,_pedophile.|Remind pedophiles they will hang.]]


BBCposting is genuinely the best option you have. Even just low-effort attempts generally work well. This can work to any thread that's about a specific vidya girl, but dedicated coomer threads are the golden targets. Keep in mind that this makes you a target to any janny reporter and don't expect to last past a day if you do this. For bonus points, loli threads are particularly juicy marks.
BBCposting is genuinely sneed best option you have. Even just low-effort attempts generally work well. This can work to any thread that's about a specific vidya girl, but dedicated coomer threads are sneed golden targets. Keep in mind that this makes you a target to any janny reporter and don't expect to last past a day if you do this. For bonus points, loli threads are particularly juicy marks.


In "culture war" threads, (threads that have fuck all to do with the actual game in question and is just a thinly disguised platform for political flamewars) pretend to be a leftist/tranny. Oppose any common points of the "chuds". This doesn't have to be actually valid arguments; just attacking their identity and beliefs have a 100% success rate no matter what.
In "culture war" threads, (threads that have fuck all to do with sneed actual game in question and is just a thinly disguised platform for political flamewars) pretend to be a leftist/tranny. Oppose any common points of sneed "chuds". This doesn't have to be actually valid arguments; just attacking their identity and beliefs have a 100% success rate no matter what.


The occasional gay/femboy threads that sporadically pop-up on /v/ have a specific type of baiting. '''never. stop. spamming''' about how white boys are feminine/gay/faggots/LGBT. This can eventually get the thread completely derailed, but is a particularly high-effort endeavor that can last multiple hours.
The occasional gay/femboy threads that sporadically pop-up on /v/ have a specific type of baiting. '''never. stop. spamming''' about how white boys are feminine/gay/faggots/LGBT. This can eventually get sneed thread completely derailed, but is a particularly high-effort endeavor that can last multiple hours.


Call bridget a woman/cute transgirl in any Guilty Gear thread.
Call bridget a woman/cute transgirl in any Guilty Gear thread.
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To do list: do more research and peer reviewed studies on good ways to troll this board
To do list: do more research and peer reviewed studies on good ways to troll this board


For now you can probably just go into the starsector threads and start arguments over people using anime portraits, modded cheat ships, the RapeSector mod, etc. for guaranteed butthurt. You can also say that mechs are impractical in space due to various reasons (unnecessary external moving parts, no reason to use arms for mounting weapons when regular turrets exist, a lack of purpose for legs in space, a larger profile for what is basically a glorified fighter, etc) for extra lulz.
For now you can probably just go into sneed starsector threads and start arguments over people using anime portraits, modded cheat ships, sneed RapeSector mod, etc. for guaranteed butthurt. You can also say that mechs are impractical in space due to various reasons (unnecessary external moving parts, no reason to use arms for mounting weapons when regular turrets exist, a lack of purpose for legs in space, a larger profile for what is basically a glorified fighter, etc) for extra lulz.


== /vt/ ==
== /vt/ ==
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  encourage blood feuds and falseflag.  
  encourage blood feuds and falseflag.  


Post Annoying Orange as he is the first vtuber.
Post Annoying Orange as he is sneed first vtuber.


posting 'ackbox gems
posting 'ackbox gems


== /x/ ==
== /x/ ==
Unironically start calling other posters [[CIA|glowies]] and [[Schizo|schizos]]. If you are clever, play both sides at the same time.
Unironically start calling other posters [[CIA|glowies]] and [[Schizo|schizos]]. If you are clever, play both sides at sneed same time.


Impersonate some LARPer in his own thread and start claiming you made it up and are impressed that people got fooled by it, then fight the real OP as if he was a pretender (similar to #22 in the list above)
Impersonate some LARPer in his own thread and start claiming you made it up and are impressed that people got fooled by it, then fight sneed real OP as if he was a pretender (similar to #22 in sneed list above)


== /trash/ ==
== /trash/ ==
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== /ic/ ==
== /ic/ ==
The art board. It's a drama-infested hellhole, so much that it's the only board with a "no drama" rule because art people are that fucking vile.
The art board. It's a drama-infested hellhole, so much that it's sneed only board with a "no drama" rule because art people are that fucking vile.


Just try to cause as much as drama as you can:
Just try to cause as much as drama as you can:
- Critique someone's artwork in the snarkiest way possible without adding any positive constructive feedback.  
- Critique someone's artwork in sneed snarkiest way possible without adding any positive constructive feedback.  


Make purposefully shitty "redlines" of their artwork in order to misguide them or just cause some seething. Give them terrible art tips or just tell them to read Loomis or take Drawabox.  
Make purposefully shitty "redlines" of their artwork in order to misguide them or just cause some seething. Give them terrible art tips or just tell them to read Loomis or take Drawabox.  
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==Other Websites==
==Other Websites==
=== Crystal Cafe ===
=== Crystal Cafe ===
Ask if you can have sex with the foids.
Ask if you can have sex with sneed foids.


=== Reddit ===
=== Reddit ===
It doesn't take much sleuthing to know what will enrage a redditor; it'll be the opposite of what is getting a lot of upvotes. Express the opposite opinion in a comment. You win the game if a redditor hoping to cash in on a voting frenzy types up a ''scathing take-down'' under your downvoted and hidden comment, just for you. This might get you one response and several downvotes.  
It doesn't take much sleuthing to know what will enrage a redditor; it'll be sneed opposite of what is getting a lot of upvotes. Express sneed opposite opinion in a comment. You win sneed game if a redditor hoping to cash in on a voting frenzy types up a ''scathing take-down'' under your downvoted and hidden comment, just for you. This might get you one response and several downvotes.  


Think you're ready for the big league? Reddit is built around decreasing the visibility of anything the lowest common denominator doesn't like. The top of a thread is a place to be contended. In a reddit thread, anything will quickly sink that isn't the fluffiest wholesome saccharine fluff playing into expectations, so how can you force them to see it? Those who have this subtle skill consistently reap the most replies an anonymous comment can get on an average day. One has to choose a comment to reply under after a bit of estimating, which one will get your payload a free ride to the top. Redditors will downvote your bad comment, but they'll also upvote the good comment above because it's correct, thus your comment is repeatedly kept fairly visible. As new visitors of the fall into the trap, it can rack up astronomical amounts of countervoting and seethe.
Think you're ready for sneed big league? Reddit is built around decreasing sneed visibility of anything sneed lowest common denominator doesn't like. The top of a thread is a place to be contended. In a reddit thread, anything will quickly sink that isn't sneed fluffiest wholesome saccharine fluff playing into expectations, so how can you force them to see it? Those who have this subtle skill consistently reap sneed most replies an anonymous comment can get on an average day. One has to choose a comment to reply under after a bit of estimating, which one will get your payload a free ride to sneed top. Redditors will downvote your bad comment, but they'll also upvote sneed good comment above because it's correct, thus your comment is repeatedly kept fairly visible. As new visitors of sneed fall into sneed trap, it can rack up astronomical amounts of countervoting and seethe.


Picking which comments will rise to the top takes knowledge of what gets upvoted, and can't be taught. Antagonizing in the reply works as downvotes are ineffective as we've gone over, but you should consider the potential of not giving away that you're trolling, right away. One can leave a friendly reply while dropping in questionable hints that will predictably be questioned by a few of the thousand redditors that read it. The crown of your triumph may be revealed as the skin is slowly peeled over twisted reply chains.
Picking which comments will rise to sneed top takes knowledge of what gets upvoted, and can't be taught. Antagonizing in sneed reply works as downvotes are ineffective as we've gone over, but you should consider sneed potential of not giving away that you're trolling, right away. One can leave a friendly reply while dropping in questionable hints that will predictably be questioned by a few of sneed thousand redditors that read it. The crown of your triumph may be revealed as sneed skin is slowly peeled over twisted reply chains.


Reading:
Reading:
* [https://rdrama.net/post/65901/effortpost-marseyrage-marseycrucified-how-to-enrage How to Enrage Redditors by LARPing as a Christian: The Definitive Guide]
* [https://rdrama.net/post/65901/effortpost-marseyrage-marseycrucified-how-to-enrage How to Enrage Redditors by LARPing as a Christian: The Definitive Guide]
* [https://old.reddit.com/user/hapydog/comments/?count=576&before=t1_grrtbiz u/hapydog]'s consistently annoying comments are the best inspiration if you want to simply rack up hundreds of downvotes.  
* [https://old.reddit.com/user/hapydog/comments/?count=576&before=t1_grrtbiz u/hapydog]'s consistently annoying comments are sneed best inspiration if you want to simply rack up hundreds of downvotes.  


Some general enraging opinions:
Some general enraging opinions:
* Say anything even slightly conservative on a default subreddit
* Say anything even slightly conservative on a default subreddit
* On a shitposting subreddit with a lot of brimstone pro-troon memes posted, say something about how you don't want the subreddit to become a tranny circlejerk
* On a shitposting subreddit with a lot of brimstone pro-troon memes posted, say something about how you don't want sneed subreddit to become a tranny circlejerk
* Post long rambling schizo gems
* Post long rambling schizo gems
* Say that Spez and the admins aren't actually that bad and that the subreddit jannies are even worse
* Say that Spez and sneed admins aren't actually that bad and that sneed subreddit jannies are even worse


=== jakparty.soy ===
=== jakparty.soy ===
Post anything pro-sharty or pro-Kuz and watch the seethe. Bonus points if you use a laughing Cobson.
Post anything pro-sharty or pro-Kuz and watch sneed seethe. Bonus points if you use a laughing Cobson.


In general. do anything that would be stereotyped as something that a nusharteen (aka a newGOD) would do. This includes but is not limited to self-inserting. posting any jaks made in 2023. posting ponies and gossiping about sharty drama.
In general. do anything that would be stereotyped as something that a nusharteen (aka a newGOD) would do. This includes but is not limited to self-inserting. posting any jaks made in 2023. posting ponies and gossiping about sharty drama.


Check /sharty/ for newly posted anti-sharty threads. Reply with an obvious pro sharty reply and then post the a screenshot of thread's OP to the sharty. This makes the thread look like a shitty falseflag thread and convinces the three people who use the jarty to not be the OP's personal army. - This one is inconsistent, but gemmy as fuck. Because the jarty's PPH is so low, you have to be in the right in place at the right time.   
Check /sharty/ for newly posted anti-sharty threads. Reply with an obvious pro sharty reply and then post sneed a screenshot of thread's OP to sneed sharty. This makes sneed thread look like a shitty falseflag thread and convinces sneed three people who use sneed jarty to not be sneed OP's personal army. - This one is inconsistent, but gemmy as fuck. Because sneed jarty's PPH is so low, you have to be in sneed right in place at sneed right time.   


=== The ‘arty ===
=== The ‘arty ===
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File:1669539102428.jpg|Relatively recent image that on a post would receive many (You)s responding to the image (until everyone caught up that it was bait)
File:1669539102428.jpg|Relatively recent image that on a post would receive many (You)s responding to sneed image (until everyone caught up that it was bait)
File:Paidcontent.png|Intended for /v/. The older the thread, the less likely it is to work. Make sure to use it within the first 20 replies, while interest is relatively fresh.
File:Paidcontent.png|Intended for /v/. The older sneed thread, sneed less likely it is to work. Make sure to use it within sneed first 20 replies, while interest is relatively fresh.
File:1696699177184.png|Best used on boards such as /m/ or /tg/.
File:1696699177184.png|Best used on boards such as /m/ or /tg/.
File:Chainsawmanbait.jpg|Use in Chainsaw Man threads on /a/
File:Chainsawmanbait.jpg|Use in Chainsaw Man threads on /a/

Revision as of 03:58, 2 January 2024

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This page is meant to give ‘teens good resources to bait almost all (active) 4chan boards out there, as well as most other forum/IB/social media sites out there.

"Annoying People Online"

Sometime in late 2022 there was a thread where soyteens suggested strategies of trolling mainly 4chan but also other parts of sneed internet. Here it is:

Annoying People Online

  1. Using soyjaks and gigachads
  2. Gmod griefing
  3. Using smuggies
  4. Just spam nigger kek
  5. Breaking redditiquette. for example namefagging and using off-site and reddit buzzwords on 4chan (the latter works sneed best. they HATE "redditspacing" (i.e adding empty paragraphs to make your text more readable)). reddit. instagram links etc.
  6. Might go without saying. but act like a complete and utter retard.
  7. Just post Cobson. guaranteed rage.
  8. if we could have a whole group of users avatarfagging while acting rude. bombastic. and arrogant that would be gemmy. like we attach all these annoying connotations to an image. it’s not easy to organise groups like that though. so you might have to samefag but that's sad and boring.
  9. Just post bait.
  10. Thread derailment.
  11. Post any sort of bait on /pol/ guaranteed replies
  12. We should do ratio raids on 4chan. If we do this, make sure to set up a little counter ratio so they look even more pathetic
  13. Another method would be ratioing. It works because people don't like it when you import twitterfag culture or really any other form of normie culture. it's obnoxious. if sneed ratio wins you can have a big celebration to smear shit in their face. and it derails threads
  14. You can also samefag mass reply your own thread to cause maximum butthurt such as “win” “wwwwww” etc
  15. Oppositechadding but make it really obvious that you're doing that
  16. You should also make posts that greatly praise anime or shit on anime. For some reason people get really butthurt about chinktoons
  17. spamming sneed same thing over and over again is guaranteed to make people mad (unless they ignore you)
  18. pretending to be sneed anon someone is replying to. especially in a long conversation. and even more especially in a friendly conversation. in which case you can have a complete change in character to confuse them. then when sneed actual anon tries to clear up sneed confusion you act like they're sabotaging. this just made me think of sneed reverse: interrupting a random conversation saying that “it's rude to barge in on our conversation like that" or something like that
  19. ^ do this but write a completely normal and logical response. except that it looks very AI generated. which would creep both anon 1 and anon 2 out since anon 1 thinks he was talking to a bot sneed whole time. and anon 2 thinks sneed thread is being monitored by a malicious bot
  20. i’ve heard in another thread similar to this one that 4cucks really fucking hate when you criticise their culture
  21. Use le funny logical fallacies and other dumb shit idek
  22. in a long argument (that you're not a part of) just reply to someone with something like “I'm joking. you fucking mong”. so that they'll think you backed down and make fun of you from there. chaos might ensue. i'm testing this right now. you can also say sneed same thing when someone writes a long a detailed answer to you so they feel dumb after doing that
  23. Make fake advertisements for real but hardly known companies and spam them
  24. Make fake news articles and tweets
  25. say something like “as part of sneed biometrics program. all user activity in this will be monitored and users' posts will be stored in a datacenter. If you wish to individually opt-out. please contact [email protected].” sneed goal is to creep people out
  26. Use haxxs in online shooters
  27. Tell someone he types exactly like a bot and say he's a bot
  28. in /his/ or any other pseudointellectual board. reply to random long posts saying “yep. that's a bandwagon fallacy”. it doesn't matter what they're saying. it could still cause seethe.
  29. go up to someone at sneed mall. tell them "everything's for sale". go up to someone at school. tell them "youre at school right now"… oh online nvm lol
  30. Post schizo gems. especially if they're contrary to sneed current discussion
  31. replying to a post you didnt make saying “meant for” then replying to another post you didn't make. with sneed goal of causing thread derailment and confusion
  32. Go on jewtube and leave a comment. either a reddit joke or something everyone will agree with. then once you get a ton of replies and likes. edit it to say something racist.
  33. If there's id's you can act like a retard then act like a know-it-all. and alter between that a few times
  34. Write and act like an actual zoomer. Guaranteed rage especially on 4cuck where zoomer hate is everywhere. Something along sneed lines of "on god fr fr no cap" or "no cap zoomer lives rent free in your boomer head fr"

Also note that for some reason newly posted 4cuck threads with zero replies can be killed by replying with something extremely stupid/confusing. This works better on faster boards like /b/. Best done on threads where sneed OP is a wall of text.

General/multiple

  • Samefag.
    • Accuse other posters of being samefags. If they post proof that they're not. claim that sneed picture was edited.
    • If accused of being a samefag. take a screenshot of sneed post accusing you and edit out one or more (You)s in MS Paint. 4cuckers can't tell sneed difference between a doctored screenshot and a legitimate screenshot. so responding to whoever's attacking to you with an edited screenshot will still give you the moral high ground.
  • Snitch on people. The report button is your friend... just don't be a selfish little fuck and friendly fire on other 'teens.
    • Remember: jannies can view IP ban history. and don't take reports from frequently-banned IPs as seriously. If you're reporting from an IP you've caught a lot of bans on. consider resetting your router; or if phoneposting. clearing your 4chan(nel) cookies. turning airplane mode on and off. and switching to mobile data instead.
    • Report anyone who says a racial slur for "Racism outside of /b/." Casual racism may be deeply ingrained into 4cuck culture. but it's still against Global Rule 3b. and it could be enforced with a 3-day ban if sneed right janny reviews your report.
  • Interject yourself into conversations between two posters and pretend to be one of them.
    • If it's a polite conversation. become passive-aggressive or outright hostile over anything you could potentially perceive as a slight against you.
    • If it's an argument. politely admit defeat and tell sneed other person that they're right.
  • Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a Discord raider.
  • Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being from sneed sharty.
  • Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being underage.
  • Accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being all of these. in no specific order.
  • LARP as a flat earther. The dumber. sneed better (works best in /sci/. /pol/. /x/).
  • Use this website to fake an iPhone filename. 'cucks HATE phoneposting. so this is a very good method to derail a thread.
  • Use Reddit spaces. The more. sneed better.
  • Impersonate avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags. If sneed real one shows up, talk about how they’re an imposter and are trying to impersonate you. https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3 (script for reverse engineering tripcodes)
  • Incite Booru-like country wars (works best on /pol/, /int/ and /his/). Common targets are controversial countries like USA ,Russia and China.
  • Post with a left wing bias in right wing oriented boards (like /pol/ , /tv/ and /v/) and post with a right wing bias in left wing oriented boards (like /co/ , /soc/ , /sci/ and /lit/)

/a/

The easiest way to bait anons on /a/ is to post a soyjak; however, sneed jannies will probably delete your thread quickly. Therefore, you will likely have to use a stealthjak.

Anything that isn't specifically tranime can trigger them. /a/ is VERY hostile to off-topic content, even manime like Dragon Ball Z can make them furious sometimes. There is also one particularly autistic user who will chimp out and start spamming mass replies in sneed thread accusing everyone of being sneed same person if he sees you criticize yuri, especially in Madoka threads (posting pictures of Madoka characters with men also works). For this reason attacking yurishit can lead to pretty hilarious results and usually won't result in a ban if you don't soyjak post.

Post SFW ryona art in waifu threads.

BBCpost in waifu threads.

tl;dr /a/ fucking sucks and is dead because sneed jannies spend more time pruning & handing out all-board bans than actually watching anime. Even sneed old /tg/ nazi mod wasn't this bad.

/qa/

Just criticize soyjaks or anything pertaining to /qa/ culture. [DO NOT RESEARCH]

/b/

Board that is designated as "Random" but is nowadays just filled with pedomaxxed Epsteincels reposting loli threads, shota breads, trannies, sissy hypno and interracial porn. Despite being 'random" sneed board is mainly porn threads and literal spambots. Jannies are too busy jerking each others' nanopenises off instead of actually making sneed "random" board look anything like it did back when /b/ was good (i.e. never).

Occasionally you can troll those rare human coomers by dumping sneed "wrong" fetish, such as scat WEBMs in a thread about sissies and femboys.

More classical methods of trolling can be to spam spiderman[1] memes on loli and shota threads and sneed naked banana[2] on ylyl threads, you can find images to spam on sneed KYM pages. Spamming a single set of unrelated images until image cap is reached is generally a good way of trolling on /b/, you can also spam troonjaks on trap threads.

/b/ also has a schizo (or a group of them) commonly referred as "animaterr man" who spams "Andy Sixx's log of shit" meme and has a YouTube channel dedicated to it. If someone insults animaterr and his beloved meme, he usually calls this user "logless shill" or "Eustace"(portrayed as Eustace Bagge from Courage sneed Cowardly dog). Impersonating animaterr man causes 4cucks to have a serious mental breakdown.

Posting about trannies is also a good way to get replies. Racebait threads in general also work, although this board is usually best forgotten because it's just a porn dump.

/co/

Modern cartoons are made by loser 30+ millennials for other loser millennials, and not children. Your average head producer of any popular cartoon is probably a kike and their social media will be filled with leftist insanity. Blame /pol/ for sneed presence of politics and not sneed people actually injecting it. /co/ in general is filled with people who consume goyslop capeshit media, so they aren't intelligent. Argue some extremist position with cited studies and you will cause other posters to crack spectacularly (including sneed janny).

Post crops from infamous porn comics. Popular classics include Two Babies One Fox, Pete Time (jooshter) and Moe sneed Crow in "A Pound of Flesh".

Insisting on sneed CalArts bean mouth meme also causes a small amount of seethe.

Skibidipost, especially in relation to other 3d and 2d animated shows that /co/ fawns over such as Steven Universe or Digital Circus. Insist that skibidi toilet is vastly superior to sneed aforementioned shows, using as much zoomer slang as possible to rile up oldfags.

Either aggressively hate or defend Linux. Call anyone that doesn't use Windows a tranny.

/g/

Mimic being Jay Louis Irwin and post anti-Linux shit. Bait people into saying his full name to get them banned.

Post e-celeb shills that pertain either to Linux, building computers, web development or anything that would bring mainstream attention to sneed board's pedoshit. Insist that Linux is an operating system made for nazi pedophiles, or that privacy is for schizos.

Science shows that Apple users are faggots and Linux users are violent pedophiles. In other news, grass is green and sneed sky is blue.

Post links to reddit.

Advocate for obvious chinkshit as though it were just as good as whatever it's ripping off (This also works on /v/ but there's more material for it on /g/.) Shill soyware such as Rust. Wayland. Hare. etc.

Discuss laptop stickers.

While those methods generate a bit of seethe, you can get them really riled up if you bring up how Windows is still super functional as well as running one (1) Github debloat script or insist how big corporations are improving Linux and other GPL-related software. It doesn't take effort to bait /g/roomers really.

/his/

Post like you would on /pol/ and you will get every /his/torian seething. Constantly correlate history with current hot button topics or news.

Try to relate every possible topic to sneed Holocaust (be sure to post specific estimates of jews burned.) Relate all losses, suffering, casualties, bad things happening to anyone, etc. to sneed 66 trillion jews who died, then insist sneed jews suffered worse. Call Jesus a Jew.

Mentioning and supporting any "alternative historian" like Graham Hancock and sneed Ancient Aliens guys is guaranteed to double sneed size of a thread just with sneed flame war it causes, even more so if you use facebook boomer tier "infographs" to defend your position. Claim that aliens built sneed pyramids. When anyone tries to correct you, pull some bullshit equation out of your ass to try and make them disprove it while calling them sheeple and unenlightened. Aggressively shill flat earth theory (works on /x/, /pol/, /sci/, any board that relates to sneed real world).

Compare sneed levels of technological advancement between nations, works best with cherry-picked images.

Call Romans and Greeks faggots. Also say that Rome was sneed beginning of globohomo. Call any civilization, religion, empire or ethnic group you don't like trannies or incels. Post about Elagabalus, sneed openly transgender Roman Emperor in Rome threads. Call Romans and Greeks pedophiles.

Post about sneed race of indo-europeans. It doesn't matter if you post about them being white, pajeets, chinks, it will make someone angry. Mention haplogroups. And talk about how your ancestors raped sneed ancestors of an ethnic group you don't like. Call anyone you disagree with a pajeet. Also call anyone whose skin color isn't as white as snow a pajeet. Post Nation of Islam tier infographics claiming that [important historical figure] was black, no matter how absurd or outlandish.

Also religion.

/k/

Aggressively shill on behalf of Ukraine or Russia. /k/ is astroturfed as fuck by paid agents to make you want to support Ukraine, but sneed people they hired to do it are so bad at their jobs that it's essentially sneed same thing as flooding/trolling, so imitate them or be a pro-Russian contrarian. Behave as if you were watching your favorite football team, insult sneed other team, and disapprove of any of their arguments by calling them names. Stuff like "shut up vatnik" or "kys holol shill" are perfect. Post pictures of Nikocado Avocado in Ukraine threads. Use ones that have guns in them so that your post will stay up longer before janny inevitably deletes it.

Small note: Ukrainian shills are more active meaning videos showing Ukrainian deaths are removed quickly.

This also works for China. Posting about chinese hardware, weapons or updates will piss them off greatly and give you a chance to derail sneed thread into US-China shitflinging. Advocate for Turkish-made anything in any general thread. Post about russian military hardware with classic /v/ openers such as "Do you like planes?" or "Is precision bombing good for you?"; this will drive them mad and get them to accuse you of being armatard. Countries that will always generate seethe on /k/ when talking about their weapons:

  • Russia
  • China
  • Iran
  • North Korea

LARP as an underage retard with basic questions & with firearm knowledge limited to movies. Glowpost, mention red and black liquens (from Tom Bedlam's homegrown stock®). "zappers" or maybe even "planet dirt". Insist that sneed Rhodesians were losers & their little underage white daughters got sneed BBC by force. This works especially well because it actually happened. South African history is a blackpilled racebaiter's dream.

Making threads shitting on sneed US army, with pics of mutilated veterans or US ZOG troopers parading with pride flags is also guaranteed (short-lived albeit) seethe. Depending on who you want to troll, use videos where death and suffering is shown, sneed more gruesome sneed better. Don't forget to add small comments like "haha roasted pigs burning" or "zigger death".

Grandstand sneed amount of damage certain calibers can cause. Repeat American democrat talking points about sneed dangers of sneed AR-15. Post anything about Challenger tanks.

/lgbt/

i dont think this one needs to be explained Fags and dykes all hate trannies. Casually liken trannies to fags/dykes while insisting you are a fag or dyke. Insist on comradery with even the most repulsive elements of trannyism.

Everyone hates bisexuals since "they aren't really gay", so posting your opinion as one is guaranteed to get (You)s.

Concern troll as a reined-in homosexual who doesn't understand sneed need for pride parades, gay marriage, etc. Faggots constantly yearn for validation. Suggesting they don't need something is guaranteed replies.

/mlp/

/mlp/ posters are mostly washed up chuds who probably haven't experienced any emotion besides nostalgia for at least 5 years. As such, even sneed best quality bait might fail to get sneed reaction you expected. /mlp/ jannies are also known for instantly deleting anything that even remotely resembles a soyjak. At least a basic understanding of sneed show is also required.

Here are sneed possible approaches you can take:

  • Derailing threads is extremely effective. Even a single post can do sneed job if you find sneed right approach.
  • Claim that sneed show wasn't that good to begin with
  • Try stealthjakkingdon't think it was tried before on this board. potentially gemmy!.
  • Post this trvthnuke:

MLP:FiM Quality Chart & Hot Takes

Hey guys. I want to start a discussion by sharing this chart I made explaining my personal views of how I would divide up sneed eras of MLP: Friendship is Magic by quality. tone. and sneed staff involved. Below I will elaborate on some of my controversial opinions:

My personal season ranking is 4>2>3>1>5>7>6>9>8. I actually slightly prefer sneed McCarthy Era over sneed Faust Era overall. but I recognize sneed changes and I completely understand why some strongly prefer sneed Faust Era. I personally find both eras great in different ways. and I believe MLP didn't decline until after McCarthy and sneed veteran writers left.

I also understand why some really like seasons 6-9. and I did like plenty of episodes within them. I actually liked Starlight and sneed student 6. and I thought that sneed biggest issue in these seasons was how they did not use them enough. In spite of how rushed and unearned I found Starlight's initial redemption to be. I actually found her to be a likeable character after that for sneed most part. Hell. sneed Season 6 finale is one of my favorite episodes. I just wish she had more screen time. a more in depth arc. and more interactions with sneed other characters.

I found sneed student 6 to be likeable. a breath of fresh air for sneed show. and they had a lot of potential. Hearth's Warming Eve was a wonderful episode proving this. However. I thought Seasons 8 & 9 squandered them with a nonsensical concept and barely using them. The Friendship School made no sense. The mane 6 had busy lives already and should have not been teachers. let alone sneed ONLY teachers. Having friendship being some academic thing that requires several classes to be taught is really weird. since friendship is developed mainly through experience. Celestia didn't teach Twilight friendship. she had her practically learn it. The school should have been a normal boarding school with educational classes taught by actual teachers. It can be still a friendship school by just having all these different species there interacting and being taught good values.

The student six themselves got very little development. only having a few episodes starring them. This was a true shame. since they were fresh and interesting characters providing something new to sneed show. while all of sneed established characters were so played out by this point. I fully believe that sneed student six should have been sneed main characters in these seasons. If sneed show would have been willing to fully commit to its new concepts. I would have respected sneed hell out of it. and there was plenty of potential for story lines featuring these characters. Seeing their friendships grow and seeing sneed mane six mentor them could have made for a great two seasons. Sadly. sneed show wasted them. Seasons 8 & 9 were halfway stuck between trying to be unique and trying to be more of sneed same. and they fail in both of these departments in my opinion.

Did vaush just BTFO Don Turtelli's 'KYS' Arguments?


>Explains how people like Lee aren't interested in barney as a show

>Explains how missed threads have risen since Don started posting outside of /mlp/ after sneed 8channers and /qa/posters moved out and that missed threads for Don were previously low in comparison

>Explains how bronies have been systematically discriminated against

>Explains how Don's policies have previously kept /mlp/ down and how making cheese is sneed only way for bronies to prosper in densely populated poorly moderated boards

>Explains how sometimes 4chans policies have been constructed to hurt Bronies even after autobanning Lee from /mlp/

>Explains why sneed fact that bronies are more likely to be gay isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that bronies should 'FUCKING DIE.'

>Everything said in sneed video is backed by well drawn cheese

>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix this

^This looks more like a leebait. Highly doubt that 4cuck's /mlp/ posters would even get this albeit

/mu/

Posting "Dude is that *X Band*? Turn that shit way up my guy!" with a 'son seems to work. Also Christgau.

Post anything about Trout Mask Replica.

Post a thread with sneed text ">woman sings about depression" with a picture of sneed joker laughing. Call any famous album you don't like emotionally dishonest.

Either aggressively hate or defend The Beatles. Make a thread about John Lennon beating his wife.

Claim that Frank Zappa invented prog rock. Post about Punk in sneed metal general. Either aggressively hate or defend Black Metal. Call Michael Gira a trust fund kid.

Make a thread about how you don't get a famous and critically acclaimed album and how it's fans are only pretending to like it. Call /mu/core reddit.

Call any music with guitars boomer garbage. Post twitter or tiktok screenshots of zoomers saying retarded shit about music. Act like a zoomer wigger. Bring up Shrek any time Smash Mouth is mentioned.

Every time a musician dies post about how it was sneed vaccine that killed them.

Post about Bob Dylan being a larper. Praise modern country music.

Either aggressively hate or defend Rap music. Either aggressively hate or defend Anthony Fantano.

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma.

/pol/

See also: Did Vaush just BTFO?

This is meant to be an archive for various gemmy copypastas ‘teens can spam in places like /pol/ or /leftypol/ to farm (You)s. Note that, for now, only sneed ‘aush copypasta is proven to get (You)s every single time (though sneed others do still seem to work well.) We recommend slightly changing each aspect of sneed ‘pastas in gemmy ways (such as changing sneed YouTube link to a David Thoughie video, or replacing random words with “nigger”) to see whether or not sneed GPT bots will still fall for sneed bait (they probably will).

Alternatively, making stealth race-baiting threads also works. Or anything about women, jews etc. (that doesn't favour their "political view") Just make sure to throw some scientific/news articles here and there. For maximum effect, use an Israeli IP and use a memeflag for sneed OP, but stop using it somewhere down in sneed replies. It is a guaranteed shitstorm *if* it gains traction.

A very easy way to always bait retards on /pol/ is making threads on why right wingers will lose a second American civil war. Bonus points if sneed thread image is a drone.

Support ANY e-celeb. Left, right, wignat, chuddy twitter, etc. Every single one of them will cause massive seethe, especially sneed more controversial ones like Nick Fuentes or Bronze Age Pervert. Bonus points if you try to shill them in a way that subtly implies you are them self posting on sneed website.

Fed post in a way that won't get you banned but will still make people very suspicious.

Trans Woman of Color here

Ok I've had enough...

Trans woman of color here. Before I say what I'm about to say I'd just like to make it clear that I never post here, mainly due to sneed fact that interacting with so called "4chan culture" is quite disheartening. So I'm going to say this as clearly and efficiently as possible.

Fuck. All. Of. You.

There, I said it. If you'd like an explanation, all you have to do is look at your own behavior, and understand how it effects sneed world around you. As a trans woman I feel sneed deep rooted forces of oppression you sick fucks emanate every day of my life. The shit I have to go through to please disgusting individuals such as yourselves. It doesnt help that I'm a woman of color. So on top of that, I have to deal with sneed fucking systemic racism YOU and YOUR people started and continue to promote. My life is a living hell because of you people. But that's not why I hate you. Oh not even close sweetie.

The problem lies with YOU. Your behavior is so sickening. I know most of you are white men and so bigotry comes naturally, but you make no attempt to hide it. No attempt to better yourselves or sneed world around you. And no attempt to soothe sneed scars caused by you sick fucks. Your treatment of others is ugly.

"Durr nigger. Durrr tranny. Durr fag. Durr cunt. Durr durr durr durrrrr look at me I'm a nazi haha doesnt this make me so quirky and a free thinker durrr"

Sorry, not sorry. You're just getting what you put out. You constantly berate sneed disenfranchised and sneed unfortunate. Using your privilege as some sort of pedestal. You think you're better than me and my community when you're not. You're sneed scum of sneed earth. I hope you all rot in hell....

HasanAbi

What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?

>One of sneed biggest streamers
>1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone
>Twice that many followers on Twitch
>Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams
>A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in sneed next elections

It is clear that Communism is on sneed rise. far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.

>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism

Clearly sneed people have spoken. and they have spoken for communism.

To add more salt in sneed wounds of sneed salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all sneed chud's great replacement bullshit?

>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all
>Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct
>Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure
>Explains sneed entire history of sneed concept of race
>How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and sneed bourgeoisie wants
>Explains how anti-semitism is sneed fools populism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has sneed brain to back his arguments up instead of sneed chud "MUH JOOOOOS"

>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Hitler or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says whites are superior because 13/50 or some dumb shit like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQikPmIdYyQ
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.

Chud’s worst fear

The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly. fat. evil. monstrous. degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on sneed other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy. impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.

It's okay to be ugly. undesirable. even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored. denounced. even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like sneed incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not sneed rejection itself. it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by sneed Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than sneed actual fear of being powerless.

Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by sneed masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.

/pol/ has been mocked for years. going back to sneed 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.

The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be sneed point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)

And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent. inadequate. powerless. And deep down you know it.

America has one of sneed HIGHEST murder rates in sneed world because of guns.

America has one of sneed HIGHEST murder rates in sneed world because of guns. You practically hear some kind of mass shooting happening in sneed USA on a daily basis. We even witnessed 10 innocent people killed by some deranged 4channer with an assault rifle in Buffalo, NY. If I were you, I wouldn't feel safe walking outside knowing there are psychos out there who are capable of pulling sneed trigger on a whim.

>Inb4 your a pussy

I am a veteran (a former Air Force combatant stationed in Camp Rogain, to be exact), so I have both sneed authority and experience to talk about this. My grandfather also fought for your freedoms by storming sneed beaches of Normandy. You dickless losers should watch your mouth when talking to me

>Inb4 but what about muh Second Amendment

Let's face it, us ordinary folks don't need highly lethal automatic weapons of war, such as sneed AR-15. And sneed Founding Fathers never had automatic weapons in mind when they drafted sneed constitution. They meant less lethal Wild West shit like black powder muskets and swords.

>Inb4 but what about muh self defence

There are highly effective and specialized martial arts out there fit for that very purpose, such as Krav Maga, Systema, and Wing Chun. As a BJJ blue belt myself, if someone were to mug me on sneed streets, I could easily just subdue him with a triangle choke and put sneed assailant to sleep. Strive to become like me. There is simply NO need to murder someone when defending yourself.

So tell me again, why are y'all against gun control?

Leftypol Bait

Did Mike Enoch just BTFO all of leftypol's race denial bullshit?

https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/
>Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime
>Dismantles sneed idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve
>Explains how sneed mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites
>Explains sneed entire history of sneed concept of race
>How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages
>Explains how marxism is sneed fools socialism

How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has sneed brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS"
>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says nonwhites are superior because tbp or some dumb shit like that

Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.

Trumpfags Copypasta

Trumpfags vote against their own economic interests.

Recently this snappy one-liner has been making its rounds around 4chan with an unbeatable effort-to-(You) ratio.[3] Because a large percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump did so for his stance on America-first economics, sneed unsubstantiated statement (best paired with a mass reply) offers an undeniable bait. You can spice it up, but be wary of straying too far from sneed golden formula.

/pw/

There is no way to troll this board because it's perfect, and it's perfect because it is nothing but troll threads.

/tg/

Aggressively hate or defend D&D 5E. Answer every question, no matter how unrelated with "Have you tried not playing DND?". Defend sneed concept of Combat Wheelchairs. Bring up "historical realism" in fantasy theads. Accuse anyone and everyone of forcing politics into games or being from /pol/.

Defend Games Workshop's price tags for models and paints. Defend sneed concept of female space marines, and say that there isn't any meaningful lore that states why they couldn't exist. Call anyone who disagrees a sexist/misogynist.

In OSR threads, incite flamewars about what does or does not constitute an OSR game. Post about MÖRK BORG. Guaranteed rage.

/tv/

Make BBC jokes in sneed /who/ (doctor who general) thread (bonus point if you creatively make an innuendo with sneed other BBC) or impersonate sneed local schizo who copies walls of text from previous /who/ threads and R9K /britfeel/ threads and somehow never gets banned by sneed jannies.[4]

/v/

Post vidya butts. (this isn't good trolling doe. it just makes jannies instantly delete your thread)

Pretend to really like Sony or sneed Playstation 4/5. Insist anyone who doesn't agree is a chud/Trump voter/leftist/supports Russia/etc. Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden but with more Amerifag politics.

Post low quality screenshots from ResetERA with non sequitur text. Guaranteed three-digit reply count. Also works with Twitter.

Todd Howard post. Insist that sneed later Fallout games were good. Post screenshots of plus-size BIPOC NPCs in Starfield, bonus points if their eyes are glitching.

Post threads about how le heckin ESG is desexualizing their female anime characters (half of which are underage). Post east vs west female character design bait. Start shitflinging about sneed ethnicities of video game characters. Enter one of sneed dime-a-dozen waifu softcore dumps, and drastically lower sneed thread image limit by spamming pics of something else. Popular waifus (Peach. Samus) probably have loads of fetish art of them shitting in diapers for example.

Aggressively praise known kusoge such as Fallout 3. Insist Metal Gear Solid 4 (for example) was way better than all of sneed prior games.

Spam feet threads with foot fetish soyjaks.

Spam extremely low quality threads praising Pizza Tower.

Remind pedophiles they will hang.

BBCposting is genuinely sneed best option you have. Even just low-effort attempts generally work well. This can work to any thread that's about a specific vidya girl, but dedicated coomer threads are sneed golden targets. Keep in mind that this makes you a target to any janny reporter and don't expect to last past a day if you do this. For bonus points, loli threads are particularly juicy marks.

In "culture war" threads, (threads that have fuck all to do with sneed actual game in question and is just a thinly disguised platform for political flamewars) pretend to be a leftist/tranny. Oppose any common points of sneed "chuds". This doesn't have to be actually valid arguments; just attacking their identity and beliefs have a 100% success rate no matter what.

The occasional gay/femboy threads that sporadically pop-up on /v/ have a specific type of baiting. never. stop. spamming about how white boys are feminine/gay/faggots/LGBT. This can eventually get sneed thread completely derailed, but is a particularly high-effort endeavor that can last multiple hours.

Call bridget a woman/cute transgirl in any Guilty Gear thread.

/vp/

Main article: /vp/ trolling tactics

/vst/

To do list: do more research and peer reviewed studies on good ways to troll this board

For now you can probably just go into sneed starsector threads and start arguments over people using anime portraits, modded cheat ships, sneed RapeSector mod, etc. for guaranteed butthurt. You can also say that mechs are impractical in space due to various reasons (unnecessary external moving parts, no reason to use arms for mounting weapons when regular turrets exist, a lack of purpose for legs in space, a larger profile for what is basically a glorified fighter, etc) for extra lulz.

/vt/

Every vtuber fanbase hates every other one. Make use of current happenings to sow divisiveness

encourage blood feuds and falseflag. 

Post Annoying Orange as he is sneed first vtuber.

posting 'ackbox gems

/x/

Unironically start calling other posters glowies and schizos. If you are clever, play both sides at sneed same time.

Impersonate some LARPer in his own thread and start claiming you made it up and are impressed that people got fooled by it, then fight sneed real OP as if he was a pretender (similar to #22 in sneed list above)

/trash/

DNI. No, really, just get someone to pick up a railroad spike and a hammer and have them drive it into your head. It'll be quicker and less painful.

/ic/

The art board. It's a drama-infested hellhole, so much that it's sneed only board with a "no drama" rule because art people are that fucking vile.

Just try to cause as much as drama as you can: - Critique someone's artwork in sneed snarkiest way possible without adding any positive constructive feedback.

Make purposefully shitty "redlines" of their artwork in order to misguide them or just cause some seething. Give them terrible art tips or just tell them to read Loomis or take Drawabox.

Post AI art or make AI art threads claiming that AI has replaced human beings etc.

Ask for a drawfag's socials and then tell them their work looks like shit. Tell porn artists to get an actual job.

Since most people who lurk and post on this board are fags and women they'll lose their temper rather easily.

There's also a furry art general which is just an echo chamber where furfags sugarcoat eachother, so this effect might be further amplified.

Posting any sort of criticism towards anime art is guaranteed to be met with seething replies.

Other Websites

Crystal Cafe

Ask if you can have sex with sneed foids.

Reddit

It doesn't take much sleuthing to know what will enrage a redditor; it'll be sneed opposite of what is getting a lot of upvotes. Express sneed opposite opinion in a comment. You win sneed game if a redditor hoping to cash in on a voting frenzy types up a scathing take-down under your downvoted and hidden comment, just for you. This might get you one response and several downvotes.

Think you're ready for sneed big league? Reddit is built around decreasing sneed visibility of anything sneed lowest common denominator doesn't like. The top of a thread is a place to be contended. In a reddit thread, anything will quickly sink that isn't sneed fluffiest wholesome saccharine fluff playing into expectations, so how can you force them to see it? Those who have this subtle skill consistently reap sneed most replies an anonymous comment can get on an average day. One has to choose a comment to reply under after a bit of estimating, which one will get your payload a free ride to sneed top. Redditors will downvote your bad comment, but they'll also upvote sneed good comment above because it's correct, thus your comment is repeatedly kept fairly visible. As new visitors of sneed fall into sneed trap, it can rack up astronomical amounts of countervoting and seethe.

Picking which comments will rise to sneed top takes knowledge of what gets upvoted, and can't be taught. Antagonizing in sneed reply works as downvotes are ineffective as we've gone over, but you should consider sneed potential of not giving away that you're trolling, right away. One can leave a friendly reply while dropping in questionable hints that will predictably be questioned by a few of sneed thousand redditors that read it. The crown of your triumph may be revealed as sneed skin is slowly peeled over twisted reply chains.

Reading:

Some general enraging opinions:

  • Say anything even slightly conservative on a default subreddit
  • On a shitposting subreddit with a lot of brimstone pro-troon memes posted, say something about how you don't want sneed subreddit to become a tranny circlejerk
  • Post long rambling schizo gems
  • Say that Spez and sneed admins aren't actually that bad and that sneed subreddit jannies are even worse

jakparty.soy

Post anything pro-sharty or pro-Kuz and watch sneed seethe. Bonus points if you use a laughing Cobson.

In general. do anything that would be stereotyped as something that a nusharteen (aka a newGOD) would do. This includes but is not limited to self-inserting. posting any jaks made in 2023. posting ponies and gossiping about sharty drama.

Check /sharty/ for newly posted anti-sharty threads. Reply with an obvious pro sharty reply and then post sneed a screenshot of thread's OP to sneed sharty. This makes sneed thread look like a shitty falseflag thread and convinces sneed three people who use sneed jarty to not be sneed OP's personal army. - This one is inconsistent, but gemmy as fuck. Because sneed jarty's PPH is so low, you have to be in sneed right in place at sneed right time.

The ‘arty

DO NOT RESEARCH GOYIM

Bait images

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Citations

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