(You)
This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome
Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl. |
This Person is trans btw, if that matters. |
THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE RETARD! | |
This individual is a gegbull, you can help this page by making 'jaks of him and milking his gegs. |
You are BRIMSTONE.
For the 4chan reply feature, see (You)
You are a virginal male of between 12 and 40 years of age located in the European Union, the United States, or some irrelevant third world shithole
What is known about you
Not much is known about you. However, the details about you that are known paint a comprehensive view on your character.
- You are intelligent and handsome.[You just are, ok?]
- You are on Soyjak Wiki. WAAAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
- You spend most of your time online, and all of your hobbies are conducted on a computer. Plus you pirate digital content using torrent services.
- Furthermore, you view yourself as Stoic, enduring, and emotionally self-sufficient; yet you also have a hidden god complex and indulge in revenge fantasies.
- Not only that, but you have violently assaulted a close family member.
- You are withdrawn and have been diagnosed with some disorder. Likewise, you are also afraid of intimacy.
- You use an ad blocking software.
- You have a YouTube and Reddit account. Furthermore, you express hatred of these sites and the people who use them.
- You have extremist moral and political beliefs. Online, you espouse vaguely traditionalist views on social issues but don't follow them practice-wise.
- You have at one point supported Donald Trump for President of the United States.
- You believe some form of violent revolution, nuclear apocalypse or total war must happen for society to become good
- Your speech is vague and stilted, and it alternates between eloquent and inarticulate.
- You are some form of nihilist or indulge in nihilistic thought experiments
- You were redirected here from another page
- You are making an IED right now.
- You forgot your meme arrow at least once.
- You are thinking that this page is totally “original” and nothing else.
- You are using either a laptop or a phone right now.
- You have at some point tried to improve yourself mentally and/or physically, but likely gave up when you realized that this might require effort on your part
- You vill eat the bugs.
- Living in the Metaverse.
- You vill comply.
- Living in the Metaverse.
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