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[[File:Tranzanite.png|frameless|76x76px]]'''<big>This post is a [[List of soyjak.party slang|Tanzanite]] trvthnvke</big>'''<blockquote>''For the variant, see [[Tismjak]]''</blockquote>'''Autism Spectrum Disorder''', also known as '''Assburgers Syndrome''' is a REAL medical condition. anyone saying its a fake medical syndrome has autism and doesnt want to admit because of their self-hatred. Autist are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder like the retards they are. Common symptoms of autist include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with tranime or video games, and breaking out into fits of rage when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents. Despite soyteen hating being compared to a sperg, they are one and are closer to the 'jak they're mocking.
[[File:Tranzanite.png|frameless|76x76px]]'''<big>This post is a [[List of soyjak.party slang|Tanzanite]] [[Truthnuke|trvthnvke]].</big>'''{{Aspie}}[[File:ETB Soyjak.png|thumb|231x231px|{{Quote|>You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.}}]]
[[File:1620501388439 soyjak angry crying dancing gif.gif|thumb|231px|{{Quote|>You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby}}]]
[[File:Crying SoyWojak.png|left|thumb|302x302px|{{Quote|>Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense}}]]<blockquote>''For the variant, see [[Tismjak]]''</blockquote>'''Autism Spectrum Disorder''', also known as '''Assburgers Syndrome''' is a fake medical condition similar to [[schizophrenia]]. It's a broad, generic, bullshit word made up to sell [[Meds|pills]] to neurotic mothers. Often used by [[women]] (mostly mothers of spergy boys, but also younger [[Crystal Cafe|tumblrinas]]<s>)</s> in order to get more attention points. Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because some [[Dr. Soyberg|"qualified doctor"]] said so, all in the name of smothering [[Jews|humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena.]] This leads to their [[Doll|moms]] forever [[Little Buddy|treating and coddling them]] like a [[Babyjak|baby]], and there's a good chance the [[You|little sperg]] will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have.


It is of no coincidence then that all people with autism are ugly as fuck with no friends and/or girlfriends.
"IQ tests" are really "autism tests". Scoring a high IQ generally means you are a [[Soyteen|screaming retard]] who will [[Lee|shit his pants watching MLP]] but who can [[Stealthjak|decipher oddly specific patterns in simple images]].
 
Autism remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established.
 
It's common knowledge that autist on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autist (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggot who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about
 
All autist obsess over some retarded shit nobody cares about, like for example: trains, cartoons (especially those cartoons with multiple flashing (disgusting) colors and those baby ass cartoons), being unhygenic, buses, elevator, collecting small branch for themselves, looking and collecting insects, some dumb internet e-celeb that are not mainstream, collecting meaningless retarded items like bottletops, caps, rocks, and many many more. They also obsess over some very disgusting and gross shit. a few example could be those disgusting fetish they obess about like gooning, scat fetish, gore fetish, snuff, inflation porn, elastic fetish porn and many more. Maybe thats why most of them troon out.
 
Every single autist (especially on the internet) have some sort of a hatred towards normal people/normalCHADS (or what they call them "normalfags", "normies" or "neurotypicals"). This hatred is based on jealousy and envy, because most, if not all, autist retards are envious of how successful normal people are in life. they are envious of how normal people can get friends easily, how they can hold a social conversation easily and how they can get women pretty easily. They are also envious of how normal people actually provides in society by working for money and how they go play sports and go to the gym. Normally, this would case autist to hate on them. 
 
=== TRVTHNUKE ALERT!!!! Autist are responsible for all the evil in history<ref>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/21/study-finds-significant-portion-of-mass-murderers-and-serial-killers-had-neurological-disorders-including-autism/</ref> ===
Whenever you look through history at all the horrid things that have happened, you can probably find an autist that was responsible for them. Adolf Hitler was an autist<ref>https://forum.axishistory.com/viewtopic.php?t=258355</ref> as can be discerned by his manner of speech where he flailed his arms around. There is also some evidence that Obersturmbannführer Adolf Eichmann was autistic; he basically kept track of every single Jew in the Third Reich and German-occupied territories(basically most of Europe) to excruciating detail. The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski was definelty an autist because of his anti-social behavior<ref>https://www.papertrell.com/apps/preview/The-Handy-Psychology-Answer-Book/Handy%20Answer%20book/Who-was-the-Unabomber/001137018/content/SC/52cb031082fad14abfa5c2e0_default.html</ref>. Serial Killers Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer were also autistic as well as having the anti-social disorder<ref>https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12455663/</ref>. Adam Lanza was autistic<ref>https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/diagnosing-adam-lanza/266322/</ref>; he mass murdered 20 kids and 7 women at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Joshua Goldberg AKA "moonmetropolis" who wanted to bomb the 9/11 memorial was Autistic<ref>https://extremism.gwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs5746/files/GoldbergDefendantsSentencingMemorandum.pdf</ref>. Alek Minassian, the incel loser who ran over and killed 11 women in Toronto, was also autistic.<ref>[https://www.yorkregion.com/news/crime/update-alleged-attacker-alek-minassian-may-have-mental-health-issues/article_c2e2368c-8d90-513f-8c59-3b148879d95b.html? https://www.yorkregion.com/news/crime/update-alleged-attacker-alek-minassian-may-have-mental-health-issues/article_c2e2368c-8d90-513f-8c59-3b148879d95b.html?]</ref> Brenton Tarrant, who killed 51 muslims, was also autistic<ref>https://christchurchattack.royalcommission.nz/the-report/firearms-licensing/the-firearms-licensing-process/</ref>.
 
Autist are often rapists and pedophiles. A common example is when they troon out, they then try to groom children into becoming a tranny like them so that they can rape them like the sick pedo rapist they are (see Goonclown)
 
Coal-powered power plants were built using autistic science and engineering.  Dangerous mining machines were built by unempathetic autistics.  Gas stations that produce excessive fumes were invented by them.  All the pollution in the world is because of autism.  '''Actually, if it wasn't for autism''', we would have clean air, renewable energy, and would live to the age of 80.  '''There would be no violence whatsoever.'''
 
== Common Symptoms of Autism ==
The diagnostic criteria of autism consist of the following:
 
* You talk about or post shit nobody cares about. (I OBSESS OVER SOMETHING THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!!)
* Wearing other things that nobody wears, especially things that nobody else would be caught dead wearing.
* The refusal to accept constructive criticism or responsibility for your actions.
* Refusal to provide argument to debate said constructive criticism and then resort to personal insults
* When someone, especially a soyteen, post something very autistic and doesn't even elabore any further (See the [[Märgerautismus Syndrome]])
* Your friends are either way out of your age group, imaginary, cartoons characters or are woodland creatures, none of which are good things.
* Your girlfriend is either imaginary, a waifu that doesn't exist, a cartoon/tranime character (see [[Ongezellig]]) or is a girl you obsess/creep about and which either doesn't know you or is scared of you, none of which are good things
* Missing social cues which causes you to act like a fuck-up in both public and the internet... just look at the sharty's /qa/ for example, or even sometimes in /soy/.
* Asking extremely obvious questions you already know the answer to because you miss social cues and are a retard.
* Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against and how your life is shit and nobody wants to befreinds you or how your crush rejected you because of how much of a weirdo creep you are (See the [[Self-insert syndrome]]).
* Sometime ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your 'condition' by suicide anyway since you are actually smarter than everyone else (false) and probably the next step in evolution. Geeg they actually believe that their retard syndrome is a "superpower". Just a massive cope
* Self-inserting as a cartoon character or a tranime character because of how much of a loser he/she is or how much of a social inept he/she is. A good example is the zelligsperg in /qa/ (see [[Ongezellig]], also see the [[Self-insert syndrome]])
* Hand flapping like a retard, especially when doing it infront of people or in class with people
* Shit and piss everywhere.
* Try to force a meme you obsess just so that people would follow your shit meme (it will most likely fail)
* You dont wash yourself for weeks, even months.
* You watch, play and enjoy programing/games that you are far too old for - such as [[My little pony|''My Little Pony'']], ''Pokemon'', ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', ''Thomas the Tank Engine, [[Ongezellig]], Friday Night Funkin', Roblox, Omori, The Amazing Digital Circus'' and many more.
* You have an obession for Averi like a filthy furry.
* You like [[Ongezellig]] / You are a zelligtroon.
* Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.
* Mumbling to yourself in class or in public like a retard.
* Ruining the internet... Just look at the sharty for example
* Talking with a weird retard accent. It can vary, some even talks with a robotic accent.
* Not getting the hint in social situations.
* Nerd retarded soyjak rage over the most trivial petty bullshit.
* Constantly stammering and stumbling over your sentences.
* Being a Furry.
* Being a zelligtroon (yes i will say it again)
* Being a tranime-loving weeaboo.
* You obsess over a cartoon men with glasses and a stubble
* using Child Sexual Abuse Material to troll people in raids or to troll soyteens
* Have a self-insert blogging page about your "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with slash.
* Thinking that everyone else is the one with the problem even doe it's YOUR problem. Shifting your problem to everyone else except you.
* Thinking that suing and using lawyers will save themselves against bullies and the internet.
* Having an unnatural obsession with weird and meaningless things such as elevators, escalators, trains, buses, bottle caps, logos and many more.
* Possessing a massive victim complex about how the evil normies/normalfags/neurotypicals are making your selfish life hard even doe its your problem.
* Possessing a massive hatred against normal people because of how successful they are.
* Addiction to Tranime
* Addiction to [[Ongezellig]]
* Trooning out
* Believing that fictional characters actually exist.
* Continously gooning with their curved penis.
* Giving a flicker of the eyes when looking at someone.
* Addiction to soyjak.party
* Browsing soyjak.party
 
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== Relevance to [[Trannies|troons]] and the internet ==
== Relevance to [[Trannies|troons]] and the internet ==
yes its real, over 86% of all troons are autistic.
It is NOT real. So-called autists are regular socially awkward kids, tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties (which could be improved with just regular attempts at socializing and being more outgoing instead of being caught up in their heads all the time. Yes, believe it or not, despite this retarded internet trend that has caught on, being socially awkward is not autism. Most people with autism couldn't even begin to function socially let alone recognize that they are being awkward. As an insult, autism is now another way to say "retard" or "[[4cuck|loser"]].)


Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood, which is a big cause for someone to troon out, are nearly identical to autism, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy.
There's the spiral we all know. Lonely (and therefore easily impressionable) kids will spend too much time on their computers and it quickly becomes their only way to find comfort. The human mind is very sensitive to [[The Great Domain Drop|large change]], and so they create blockers that take control of their minds, leading otherwise normal people into very dark places, such as porn addiction.


It's common knowledge that autist on the internet don't give two shits about anything but themselves. Autist (especially those on the sharty) are selfish, narcissistic faggot who expect the motherland to feel remorse for putting up such an offensive article on the 'ki. However, they don't give even the slightest fuck about women, black people, homosexuals, children, abortion, animal abuse politics, or anything that doesn't relate to people licking their retarded ass. It should also be noted that autist tend to compare themselves to famous (fake) "autist" in history, failing to realize that those people either succeeded in life and ''aren't'' basement dwelling rejects or there is no evidence to back up their claims that they are autistic (see the story of Satoshi Tajiri). So the next time you hear a fucking autist, especially those zelligsperg and those mlpsperg on the sharty, compare themself to Einstein, Mozart, Bill Gates or Satoshi Tajiri without any evidence supporting the claims that they are autist, feel free to redirect him to socially inept retards like Chris-chan, Lee Goldson and JustinRPG but more importantly, remind them that, even if Einstein was autistic, he was very capable of getting laid and was also well known for his sexual conquests like the truth GIGACHAD he is.  Furthermore, Einstein wasn't some fat ass piece of shit who used the autism excuse to get out of gym class but was rather adept at european football and other sports.
The existence of trannies can easily be explained by autism. That's really all there is to it. If there was a [[meme]] in [[Trannies|tranny]] circles such "so like, all get a tattoo of a narwhal lol" you'd see them doing it left and right because the majority of these people are just spergs that get suckered into the whole thing. They all buy "Blahaj", a fucking stuffed shark, for the same reason they want to cut their dicks off. [[Fact|They are barely sentient]]. Most trannies are male-to-freak. Men are far more likely to have fetishes than women. Men are also more likely to have autism.
 
Like I said in this TRVTHNUKE, they also posthumously diagnose people like Einstein, who might very well never had autism and were just an ADHDChad who was a bit weird. It is also interesting to note that they only ever diagnose with Autism deceased (or living) historical figures who are overwhelmingly considered history's 'good guys' - you will never hear these people claim that Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Elliot Rodgers, Brenton Tarrant, Adam Lanza, Audrey Hale or Caligula were autist, despite what some historians and some police reports now believe. (See the Autism Rights website or any autistic supremacy website spreading bullshit propaganda about their retard disease.)


== Related to Autism ==
== Related to Autism ==
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This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

>You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.
>You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby
>Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense

For the variant, see Tismjak

Autism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Assburgers Syndrome is a fake medical condition similar to schizophrenia. It's a broad, generic, bullshit word made up to sell pills to neurotic mothers. Often used by women (mostly mothers of spergy boys, but also younger tumblrinas) in order to get more attention points. Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because some "qualified doctor" said so, all in the name of smothering humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena. This leads to their moms forever treating and coddling them like a baby, and there's a good chance the little sperg will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have.

"IQ tests" are really "autism tests". Scoring a high IQ generally means you are a screaming retard who will shit his pants watching MLP but who can decipher oddly specific patterns in simple images.

Relevance to troons and the internet

It is NOT real. So-called autists are regular socially awkward kids, tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties (which could be improved with just regular attempts at socializing and being more outgoing instead of being caught up in their heads all the time. Yes, believe it or not, despite this retarded internet trend that has caught on, being socially awkward is not autism. Most people with autism couldn't even begin to function socially let alone recognize that they are being awkward. As an insult, autism is now another way to say "retard" or "loser".)

There's the spiral we all know. Lonely (and therefore easily impressionable) kids will spend too much time on their computers and it quickly becomes their only way to find comfort. The human mind is very sensitive to large change, and so they create blockers that take control of their minds, leading otherwise normal people into very dark places, such as porn addiction.

The existence of trannies can easily be explained by autism. That's really all there is to it. If there was a meme in tranny circles such "so like, all get a tattoo of a narwhal lol" you'd see them doing it left and right because the majority of these people are just spergs that get suckered into the whole thing. They all buy "Blahaj", a fucking stuffed shark, for the same reason they want to cut their dicks off. They are barely sentient. Most trannies are male-to-freak. Men are far more likely to have fetishes than women. Men are also more likely to have autism.

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