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'''NAS''' is an [[Soy Speak#Acronymisation|acronym]] that stands for "Not a [[Soyjak]]", which refers to variants and images that lack the classic characteristics of a soyjak.
==Categorization of NAS==
[[File:2285 - SoyBooru.png|none|thumb|A infograph that attempts to differentiate NAS and IAS.]]
In order for a variant to be considered IAS (Is a Soyjak), it must at the very least contain these properties:
*An open mouth
*Possession of glasses
*Baldness (The only exception being a variant of [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplier soyjak]])
*A stubble
*Shocked/excited eyebrows
*Mouth/forehead wrinkles
*Drawn in order to mock [[Soy Boy|soyboys]]
*Traced from real soyboys [[Origin of soyjak|(the only exception being the first '''soy'''boy wo'''jak'''.)]]
==Exceptions==
===[[Chudjak]]===
Although the classic chudjak does not possess a stubble, an open mouth, and is most commonly used to mock chuds rather than soyboys, he remains a popular variant that continues to be posted on the [[SoyBooru|booru]] and [[Soy/|/soy/]].
=== Subvariants of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak|Gapejak]] ===
''Subvariants include: [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesome]], [[Impish Soyak Ears|Impish]], [[Soylita]], etc.''
Subvariants of Gapejak often remove one or several IAS traits. Different users tolerate different degrees of these mutations before calling it NAS. Even THOUGH Wholesome excludes the open mouth, he is universally accepted as IAS. Most soyteens accept Impish/Swede as IAS, despite the missing glasses. Other users accept every subvariant as IAS, including Shoyta (misses every IAS trait defined in this article, except maybe the last one)
[[File:VennDiagramSoyjak.png|thumb|A proposed diagram of Soyjak Status. Soyjak Status does not translate to condonement as there are many coally Soyjaks]]
==Examples of popular NAS memes==
*[[Wojak]] (including [[NPC]] and [[Chadjak]])
*[[Soy-tan]]
*[[Wikipe-tan]]
*[[Amerimutt]] (although there are IAS edits)
*[[Gigachad]]
*[[Pepe]]
*[[Soylita]] (NAS due to no open mouth, stubble, wrinkles, eyebrows and not a soyboy)
*[[Sidson]] (despite having glasses and stubble)
*[[SoySuba]]
*[[Catjak]]
*[[Petra]]
*[[Niggatoes]]
*[[Moon Man]]
*[[Soylady]]
*[[Dogjak]]
==Usage==
NAS coal is often posted by [[Demoralization Coal|tranny demoralization raid]] squads in an attempt to demoralize jakkers. Rope, sneed, dilate.
==Alternative Meanings==
[[File:Nigjak2.png|thumb|A Soy Nigger]]
[[File:Nigjak2.png|thumb|A Soy Nigger]]
NAS stands for "[[Nigger|Niggers]] Are Soy"
NAS may also refer to the following:
 
*Niggers are Soy
*Nice Awesome Soyjak
*{{Boorusearch |display=Network Attached Storage | 1=network_attached_storage}}
*Needlepoint Assignation Serendipity 
*Niggers All Suck
Some niggers will claim that it means other things than those mentioned above. DO NOT listen to them. They are all schizos who haven’t taken xer meds yet{{Cancer}}

Revision as of 18:25, 2 January 2024

Dust fucking coal

NAS is an acronym that stands for "Not a Soyjak", which refers to variants and images that lack the classic characteristics of a soyjak.

Categorization of NAS

A infograph that attempts to differentiate NAS and IAS.

In order for a variant to be considered IAS (Is a Soyjak), it must at the very least contain these properties:

Exceptions

Chudjak

Although the classic chudjak does not possess a stubble, an open mouth, and is most commonly used to mock chuds rather than soyboys, he remains a popular variant that continues to be posted on the booru and /soy/.

Subvariants of Gapejak

Subvariants include: Wholesome, Impish, Soylita, etc.

Subvariants of Gapejak often remove one or several IAS traits. Different users tolerate different degrees of these mutations before calling it NAS. Even THOUGH Wholesome excludes the open mouth, he is universally accepted as IAS. Most soyteens accept Impish/Swede as IAS, despite the missing glasses. Other users accept every subvariant as IAS, including Shoyta (misses every IAS trait defined in this article, except maybe the last one)

A proposed diagram of Soyjak Status. Soyjak Status does not translate to condonement as there are many coally Soyjaks

Examples of popular NAS memes

Usage

NAS coal is often posted by tranny demoralization raid squads in an attempt to demoralize jakkers. Rope, sneed, dilate.

Alternative Meanings

A Soy Nigger

NAS may also refer to the following:

Some niggers will claim that it means other things than those mentioned above. DO NOT listen to them. They are all schizos who haven’t taken xer meds yet

NAS
is part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
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