Willy On Wheels on wheels
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On 02/01/2024 (01/02/2024 for AmericanGODS), users by the name Willy on wheels ####### (random string of 7 numbers) started redirecting every page of name [name] to [name on wheels], mirroring the actual Willy on wheels vandal HERO.[1] which is responsible for the majority of articles STILL having "on wheels" at the end of their names (as of 04/06/2025) (even THOUGH it is not 2025 yet) because mods are too lazy to make an automated bot to undo it
>OH MY HEKKIN WIKIPE-TAN THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HEKKIN OLDFAG WIKIPEDIA CULTURINO!!!! SO HEKKIN WHOLESOME!!!! I HAVE MADE 6 MILLION EDITS ON WIKIPEDOIA BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND LOVE TO SUCK ON JIMBO WALES FAT COCK
Furthermore, the fact that he was able to edit pages like Main_Page that is only accessible to moderators implies either:
- that xhe found a never before seen A24 slowburn chilling exploit just like neo from the matrix or something like that
- OR that it was an inside job done by
Mossada rogue moderator or higher just like my A24 slowburn chilling thriller spy movies
Conclusion
A counter-bot called WillyOffWheels shut down these shenanigans overnight. Thougheverbeit, there was a hole in this countermeasure: Many user pages are still on wheels to this day.[2]
Extrenal links
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheBuddy92/Willy_on_Wheels:_A_Case_Study
- https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Wheely_Willy
