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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE JARTY

This individual is a no longer a lively cow, you can help them by not making unfunny memes of them and moving on to fresher material.
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a lol-cow


Obsessed brimstone
Satoko's catchphrase

>MOMMY THE SOYJAK PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Note: Satoko goes by Xe/Xim Was/Were pronouns) (get it? because he's dead?)

Satoko houjou fan
NationalityMexican
Occupationbooru.soy lolcow
Years active2022-2024
Best known forCountrywar lover
TitleJanny (booru, formerly)
IAS?Yes
Satoko's userpage on the 'ru

satoko_houjou_fagn, (Born: June 24th, 1971 - Died: April 23rd, 2024)[1] often called "shitoko", "spictoko", or "braptoko" by detractors, "GODtoko" by supporters, and User:TNDfan by wikiCHADs, was a booru failtroll notorious for being a key participant and the main combatant of the Italo-Argentine/Italo-Mexican Countrywar while being at war with Italian_Chad and other users. Xe was best known for accusing everyone who disagrees with him of being "the obsessed shit@lian" while calling everyone xe agrees with an "unbothered germanic". Xe first joined the Booru on October 9th, 2022, xe was a janny for an unknown amount of time before having xheir privilege revoked. As of February 24th, 2024, xe has 112 posts about xir on the Booru, holding the record for a non-janny.

One of the key aspects of satoko's personality was his nationality. While xe is a proud Mexican nationalist, xe also claimed to be white and "germanic", spouting claims that xe had white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, yada yada while also being a Mexican. His claims of being a white Mexican while also shitting on Italians for being "non-white" made him a controversial figure in the soy community, with many South-American users supporting his efforts while other users diss on him for being Mexican, usually by commenting on posts featuring soyjaks that are very ugly or have dark skin and saying stuff like "look it's shitoko!" or "shitoko looks like this."

Some users loved baiting shitoko as if xe were Lee by either making pro-Italy or anti-Mexico 'jaks. Satoko usually responded to such posts with the phrase "Obsessed brimstone". The Meximutt subvariant was inspired by an illustration of Satoko.

Satoko was also a massive weeb, as his username implied xe was a fan of Satoko Houjou from some shitty tranime which was a meme on /qa/. Xe was also a very big fan of Soytan and Ongezellig. Anything that has to do with weeb shit, he liked.

Feel free to bait the old Mexican wehraboo on SoyBooru under the comments tab as xe is on the site 24/7. Xe has since decided to leave the 'ru.

On April 22, 2024, Froot deleted Satoko's account, after Satoko himself requested it. At first he was doubtful his account would be deleted but Froot did actually follow through with it.

List of things satoko liked

Satoko releasing an official statement while a janny (circa 2023)
squidtoko_clarinetou_fan: Obsessed spongestone

Anime, (mainly moeshit, but Higurashi in particular)

Gooning

Mexico

Germany (despite not being White)

Netherlands

Argentina

Latin America

SoyBooru

Countrywars

Nazism (even doe Hitler would've send him to the camps)

Soy-tan

Ongezellig

Catholocism

Speechbubble soyjaks

Soylita

Buff chudjaks

Zoomers

Self-inserting as a chudjak or a anime girl

Slopjaks as a whole

Wiki vandalism

List of things satoko disliked

>Obsessed brapstone

Italy

Spain

Southern Europe in general

Paraguay

Ireland

Belgium

America

Froot

Discord, despite using it

QAfe, allegedly

Foodists, despite probably being one

Aryans

Jews

Islam

Millenials

Soyjak.blog

Why though?

The exact reason why Satoko hated Italians is, according to xhirself, in early 2023 xe saw "it@li@n memes that potray White people as subhuman like the nordic Chad meme but the chad is a shit@li@n calling a nord ugly that probably started this hatred inside me" Essentially xe believed Italians hated white people and the memes xe saw online were proof of this. Xe also claimed nobody he knows IRL gives a shit about Italians and "if shit@li@ns never attacked my race first i wouldve never started hating them".[2]

Mental Illnesses

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Note: Pedoko uses the wiki himself and frequently likes to remove this section. Please don't forget to revert it to cause massive seethe in this page's edit history.

Porn Addiction

To be researched: Does this account actually belong to Satoko?. Can (You) help us?

On 26 March, 2024, a 'teen running his 'jak folder through a reverse image search stumbled upon a 14 year old account uploading Soyboy woahjak porn and over 1 anti-Italian booru slopjak to Rule34. Since Satoko is one of the only remaining people posting anti-Italian slopjaks, which are naturally unmemeable coal btw, it's suspected and most likely that this account belongs to Satoko. The account contains a disgusting 14 years worth of tons and tons of miscellaneous depravity aside from the brimstone 'jaks already present.[3]

Satoko admitted to it on Discord while using sockpuppets and proxies to deny everything on the 'ki, 'ru, and 'arty.

Terminal Internet Addiction

Considering the fact that satoko was constantly online 24/7/365 and is in every comment section possible, it is most likely that xhe had some form of mental illness. Satoko also had a habit of calling anyone a samefag, for example, xhe often called Italian_Chad, Hamas_2, and Albert the same person even though they both have very different posting habits. This most likely means that satoko had schizophrenia.

Account deletion

On April 23rd 2024, xe decided to kill xerself delete their booru.soy account because of all of the pressure experienced by the bullying from fellow Soyteens. Upon the realization that Froot did actually delete their account and now with over 5 thousand comments gone from the booru. Many people mourned their death, including famous names like: Satoko_Haters_Arent_White, Hamas_2, Imperator, swiftyfifty, The Developer, chasecool, ToonSoy, Aztechicano, Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan, Albert, among many others.

satoko_houjou_fan Jule 24th, 1971 - April 23rd, 2024

>And it seems to me you lived your life

>Like a candle in the wind

>Never knowing who to cling to

>When the rain set in

Comment count:

Because Satoko Houjou Fan is notorious for comment spamming on the Booru, it is only natural that there is a graph made of xir comment count over time.

To Do: Set up a bot to automatically archive xir userpage every day on the Wayback Machine

  • September 9th, 2023: 171[4]
  • September 11th, 2023: 272[5]
  • September 15th, 2023: 497[6]
  • September 21st, 2023: 771[7]
  • September 25th, 2023: 854[8]
  • September 27th, 2023: 893[9]
  • September 28th, 2023: 906[10]
  • September 30th, 2023: 913[11]
  • October 1st, 2023: 990[12]
  • October 2nd, 2023: 1001[13]
  • October 3rd, 2023: 1059[14]
  • December 8th, 2023: 2136[15]
  • February 24th, 2024: 4081[16]
  • February 25th, 2024: 4168[17]
  • February 26th, 2024: 4199[18]
  • February 27th, 2024: 4276[19]
  • February 28th, 2024: 4411[20]
  • March 1st, 2024: 4525[21]
  • March 2nd, 2024: 4590[22]
  • March 3rd, 2024: 4637[23]
  • March 4th, 2024: 4667[24]
  • March 5th, 2024: 4800[25]
  • March 7th, 2024: 4899[26]
  • March 10th, 2024: 4965[27]
  • March 11th, 2024: 4989[28]
  • March 14th, 2024: 5034[29]
  • March 16th, 2024: 5045[30]
  • March 17th, 2024: 5065[31]
  • March 18th, 2024: 5067[32]
  • March 19th, 2024: 5067[33]
  • March 21st, 2024: 5078[34]
  • March 26th, 2024: 5097[35]
  • April 28th, 2024: 0

Citations

  1. https://booru.soy/post/view/68249
  2. https://booru.soy/post/view/63464 See comments
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