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'''NAS''' is an [[Soy Speak#Acronymisation|acronym]] that stands for "Not a [[Soyjak]]", which refers to variants and images that lack the classic characteristics of a soyjak. | '''NAS''' is an [[Soy Speak#Acronymisation|acronym]] that stands for "Not a [[Soyjak]]", which refers to variants and images that lack the classic characteristics of a soyjak. | ||
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*An open mouth | *An open mouth | ||
*Possession of glasses | *Possession of glasses | ||
*Baldness (The only exception being a variant of [[Markiplier Soyjak|Markiplier soyjak]]) | |||
*A stubble | *A stubble | ||
*Shocked/excited eyebrows | |||
*Mouth/forehead wrinkles | |||
*Drawn in order to mock [[Soy Boy|soyboys]] | *Drawn in order to mock [[Soy Boy|soyboys]] | ||
*Traced from real soyboys [[Origin of soyjak|(the only exception being the first '''soy'''boy wo'''jak'''.)]] | *Traced from real soyboys [[Origin of soyjak|(the only exception being the first '''soy'''boy wo'''jak'''.)]] | ||
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===[[Chudjak]]=== | ===[[Chudjak]]=== | ||
Although the classic chudjak does not possess a stubble, an open mouth, and is most commonly used to mock chuds rather than soyboys, he remains a popular variant that continues to be posted on the [[SoyBooru|booru]] and [[Soy/|/soy/]]. | Although the classic chudjak does not possess a stubble, an open mouth, and is most commonly used to mock chuds rather than soyboys, he remains a popular variant that continues to be posted on the [[SoyBooru|booru]] and [[Soy/|/soy/]]. | ||
=== Subvariants of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak|Gapejak]] === | |||
''Subvariants include: [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesome]], [[Impish Soyak Ears|Impish]], [[Soylita]], etc.'' | |||
Subvariants of Gapejak often remove one or several IAS traits. Different users tolerate different degrees of these mutations before calling it NAS. Even THOUGH Wholesome excludes the open mouth, he is universally accepted as IAS. Most soyteens accept Impish/Swede as IAS, despite the missing glasses. Other users accept every subvariant as IAS, including Shoyta (misses every IAS trait defined in this article, except maybe the last one) | |||
[[File:VennDiagramSoyjak.png|thumb|A proposed diagram of Soyjak Status. Soyjak Status does not translate to condonement as there are many coally Soyjaks]] | |||
==Examples of popular NAS memes== | |||
*[[Wojak]] (including [[NPC]] and [[Chadjak]]) | |||
*[[Chudjak]] ([[Trvthnvke|you know it's true]], but may be considered honorary IAS due to widespread use in the [[Soy Community]]) | |||
*[[Soy-tan]] (due to being [[tranime]], although has some IAS characteristics and her identity is inherently tied to soyjaks) | |||
*[[Wikipe-tan]] | |||
*[[Amerimutt]] (although there are IAS edits) | |||
*[[Gigachad]] | |||
*[[Pepe]] | |||
*[[Soylita]] (NAS due to no open mouth, stubble, wrinkles, eyebrows and not a soyboy, and being pedophilic [[antimatter]]) | |||
*[[Sidson]] (despite having glasses and stubble) | |||
*[[SoySuba]] | |||
*[[Catjak]] | |||
*[[Petra]] | |||
*[[Brimstone|Niggatoes]] | |||
*[[Moon Man]] | |||
*[[Soylady]] | |||
*[[Dogjak]] | |||
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
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*Nice Awesome Soyjak | *Nice Awesome Soyjak | ||
*{{Boorusearch |display=Network Attached Storage | 1=network_attached_storage}} | *{{Boorusearch |display=Network Attached Storage | 1=network_attached_storage}} | ||
{{Cancer}} | *Needlepoint Assignation Serendipity | ||
*Niggers Asshole Stench<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/4794</ref> | |||
Some niggers will claim that it means other things than those mentioned above. DO NOT listen to them. They are all schizos who haven’t taken xer meds yet{{Cancer}} | |||
Latest revision as of 19:21, 30 April 2024
NAS is an acronym that stands for "Not a Soyjak", which refers to variants and images that lack the classic characteristics of a soyjak.
Categorization of NAS
In order for a variant to be considered IAS (Is a Soyjak), it must at the very least contain these properties:
- An open mouth
- Possession of glasses
- Baldness (The only exception being a variant of Markiplier soyjak)
- A stubble
- Shocked/excited eyebrows
- Mouth/forehead wrinkles
- Drawn in order to mock soyboys
- Traced from real soyboys (the only exception being the first soyboy wojak.)
Exceptions
Chudjak
Although the classic chudjak does not possess a stubble, an open mouth, and is most commonly used to mock chuds rather than soyboys, he remains a popular variant that continues to be posted on the booru and /soy/.
Subvariants of Gapejak
Subvariants include: Wholesome, Impish, Soylita, etc.
Subvariants of Gapejak often remove one or several IAS traits. Different users tolerate different degrees of these mutations before calling it NAS. Even THOUGH Wholesome excludes the open mouth, he is universally accepted as IAS. Most soyteens accept Impish/Swede as IAS, despite the missing glasses. Other users accept every subvariant as IAS, including Shoyta (misses every IAS trait defined in this article, except maybe the last one)
Examples of popular NAS memes
- Wojak (including NPC and Chadjak)
- Chudjak (you know it's true, but may be considered honorary IAS due to widespread use in the Soy Community)
- Soy-tan (due to being tranime, although has some IAS characteristics and her identity is inherently tied to soyjaks)
- Wikipe-tan
- Amerimutt (although there are IAS edits)
- Gigachad
- Pepe
- Soylita (NAS due to no open mouth, stubble, wrinkles, eyebrows and not a soyboy, and being pedophilic antimatter)
- Sidson (despite having glasses and stubble)
- SoySuba
- Catjak
- Petra
- Niggatoes
- Moon Man
- Soylady
- Dogjak
Usage
NAS coal is often posted by tranny demoralization raid squads in an attempt to demoralize jakkers. Rope, sneed, dilate.
Alternative Meanings
NAS may also refer to the following:
- Niggers are Soy
- Nice Awesome Soyjak
Network Attached Storage- Needlepoint Assignation Serendipity
- Niggers Asshole Stench[1]
Some niggers will claim that it means other things than those mentioned above. DO NOT listen to them. They are all schizos who haven’t taken xer meds yet
