Ongezellig
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Ongezellig (Dutch; or 'zellig in Soyspeak) is a slice of life webtroon created by the Dutch Studio Massa (who is a world-renowned buck breaker).[1] Six deels tell the story of three adopted sisters named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives. For a foreign obscure webtoon, Ongezellig is disproportionately popular on 4chan and cancerous Soy Community hangouts. Rumors emerge that long ago, one autistic "daily 'zellig spammer" finally made his mark.
Ongezellig has small english-speaking followings and fanart on 4chan's /co/, Twitter, the Studio Massa Discord, a small dedicated booru, and countless images on Soy Booru.
Characters
Maya
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Maya (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. She is the ONLY one of the 3 girl who wasn't adopted. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,[2] which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is the stereotypical NEET but female, and as such suffers from immense social withdrawal. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her crippling autism. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a raison d'être; she attempts to full this void by watching tranime and performing tech support for Coco.
Additionally, in Deelz nuts 1 viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had The Sims installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in Deez nuts 3 by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction (even going as far as to reject a boy she liked when he got into the bus with her, see the few special ongezellig art studio massa made), suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality.
Mymy
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Originally from Nagasaki, Mymy (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply self-centered and egotistical; however, on the inside, Mymy suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of anime, which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons." Her hatred towards her original culture comes from the fact that her biological parent hated her so much that they left her for adoption, which hit her very hard. In fact, there have been speculations that Mymy is behind the nuking of Nagasaki (as well as other crimes against Japan), because her older sister has been looking for her around the Netherlands, presumably to bring honor and justice (see Studio Massa's special art section for paypiggies).
As the most memorable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of Ongezellig.
Coco
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Coco (Merel Does) is an air-headed "White" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "normal" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. The real reason why Coco got adopted is that her 2 parents died for some unknown reason which should not be discussed or looked further into.
Other characters
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Vera Persijn (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In Deel 2, she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.
The plot so far (SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW)
WARNING FOR READER: THIS PART USES MANY HEADCANON NOT TRUE TO WHAT STUDIO MASSA WANTED
Deelz nuts 1+2
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a 'p scene between an anime girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.
After all of this we finally cut to Mymy reading her presentation to the class. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just so happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC, made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.
Deelz 3
Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of The Netherlands). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).
Deelz 4
Coco is seen waving at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.
Deelz 5
Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Belgium. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly gemmy. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's presentation between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.
Deelz 6 (the last one)
Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a schizophrenic outburst due to not taking meds, she comes back to reality and bursts out of the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco. Realizing she has no presentation, she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race or something but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentation she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to play some board game and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby incel she declines cuz she is a selfish little fuck.
Deelz Ϫ
All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant Rapeson, this lost footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this).
This is false information. There was never any "Episode Ϫ".[3]
Deelz 7
Mymy is enjoying a stroopwafel while rapeson lurks behind her. Suddenly, he smashes her face in on the table.[4] This episode was nominated for the 2023 liminal jump-scare-free a24-inspired horror award.
Marge, what did Stonetoss possibly mean by this one?
Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture
Main article: The Netherlands
WARNING: SEVERE AUTISM AHEAD; PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION
TND
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^this image is now fake news
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^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.
A heated debate has flaired up in the soy community about the Schoppenboer girls' stances on Total Nigger Death. Some claim that they are all BWC sluts who hate niggers, and some troons still hold that they are built for dat 'BC. While their stances are not explicitly stated, the show provides some hints as to each.
Coco seems to be against TND. One of her close friends is a nigger, as is displayed several times throughout the show. She also cringed at the anti-belgian racism presentation that Mymy showed to her. She was also shocked when Maya said her favorite artist was Hitler. She also displays a clear distaste for the treatment of the Congolese. However, Coco owns a nigger slave, which is seen to be talking to her in deel 6.
Mymy seems to be in favor of TND. At one point in the same part where coco is reading a book about the treatment of the Congolese, she was coping and jealous that they aren't as good at killing niggers. However this could just be because she is racist against belgians. Also, she is Japanese and Asian women are notoriously thirsty for white cock. Her fervent Dutch nationalism indicates that she is desperate to breed with an aryan Dutch man and wants to enslave niggers.
Maya is the sole based TND racist hitler supporter in the show. in the first deel, she says that her favorite artist is Hitler, which shocks Coco. She clearly disapproves of her sister Coco fraternizing with a black nigger, as is displayed by the flashbacks in Deel 6. She maintains a neutral expression during the discussion about total pickaninny destruction in the 'ongo and does not indicate her views on the matter. While Maya does not explicitly take a stance on TND, she hints at disliking negroids. It is theorized that this is due to her being raped by a gang of culturally enriching jigaboos when she was younger.
Spade Slander
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Similar to Cobson a certain group of individuals has undergone a mass slander campaign by drawing spades and making BBC fetish art from 'zellig 'jaks and R34 images.
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Munch Slander
There is a Gabbit raid that is going on in the 30th of August which lurked many 'zellig Porn threads.
Bumo Cult
Zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used.
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This culminated in the 'zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner
^Datamining polls on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram have actually Deboonked this claim sweaty.
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Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/
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Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa
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/soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.
Origin
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In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...
>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!
After a leak of an interview, many have speculated that Studio Massa has regretted his decision to introduce Ongezellig to soyteens (even tho we were one of the groups who got the show recognition, in fact this page is one of the first to show when typed "Ongezellig" in Google search) and would not work on the show EVER ;( . The speculated reason was that he was a selfish little fuck who hates "internationals", and doesn't like the fact that Mymy, Coco and Maya are ultranationalists who hate the jews. He only wishes to speak to dutch people and hires troons for moderators on his discord. This has been debuncked by Massa's trans black queen pet, Foenkie, in a few discord posts, which state that Massa simply wanted to express that the show was made for dutch people and wished to stay that way and DOES NOT hate the fact that soyteens and/or internationals enjoy his content. However, he is pissed off by trooncorders which he confuses with soyteens who raid his 'cord with le beybeycey and 'p.
Even if the speculations were true, this does not mean that the show is over, since he has stated on his
petjeaf (fake patreon for dutch "people", because he doesn't want money from "internationals" ) that he would continue on the show full time as a last resort or after he gets bought by a producer (possibly soyjak.party). Until then, he would like to focus on "other stuff in his life" .
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/Zellig/
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The idea of a seperate /zellig/ board (or a IB site) is as old as the sharty itself. At first /zellig/ was seen as just a funny concept, since (up until Kuz's abdication) zelliggers have been enjoying prosperaty on /soy/ and /qa/. It was also seen as a dangerous containment thread, where 'zellig will be isolated from mainstream sharty culture (making it harder to introduce it to newGODs) and eventually die off.
That was until Doll, Red and Max took control over the sharty and started to repress the zellig subculture by restricting the 'lig banner only on /qa/, 'nishing 'zellig threads on /soy/ (while allowing ponies and BBC enjoyers to run wildly) and constantly deleting the AI threads (which made gemmy OCs). Zelliggers could do little about this genocide and could only dream of a homeland, where they can be free from kikes, 'p spammers, troons, 'corders, furries, anti-christ niggers ect.
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After the destruction of the original soyjak.party, zelligsisters, alongside other soyteens, started to migrate to other similar imageboard sites to establish a new home with little succes.
Eventually, soyjak.party was "restored" (into the form of soyjaks.party) and Froot was established as an absolute dictator. One morning, to the surprise of many, the 50 board plan was implemented, introducing many great honeypot boards (such as /TND/, /lgbt/, /ohio/ ect.). What's significant is that, for the first time, a /zellig/ board came into existance on the sharty. /qa/ quickly died off, as it lost its meaning of being a de facto /zellig/ substitute.
Soon after, Froot introduced the board hunger games, where 'teens had to choose between two boards. The board with the higher votes stays, while the other one gets deleted and its users - 'nished for a day. A total war had begun for the security of the hyperborean 'lig homeland. The first opponent of /zellig/ was /dawla/. Though a close call, /zellig/ eventually managed to defeat the muslims at the battle of Soystantinople, preventing them from further participation into the hunger games. Then /health/ came to the fighting ring. Even tho /health/ was a dead board, it was used by the anti-zellig teens as an opportunity to kill /zellig/ for good. The anti-zellig teens lost. What followed next was by far the bloodiest battles on the hunger games. /zellig/ was facing /psy/, the niggerweed board. At first the battle of Vierra was going great for the zelliggers, until the niggerweeders, with the usage of munt voodo magic, summoned a massive NPC army, boosting their votes up to 800. As the battle seemed to be lost, suddenly an army, comprised of all the oldFAGs who quited during Doll's era, came from the sky to the assistance of /zellig/. The votes became 1950:1867 in /zellig/'s favor at the peak of the battle. The fight got so bloody, that Froot had to intervene by removing the extra help from both sides and hiding /zellig/ and /psy/ from the main page. He recognized /zellig/ as the clear winner. However, /zellig/ aslo got "improved" by locking the hole board and giving zelliggers the opportunity to post between two (formarly three) threads: Coco, Mymy (and Maya).
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The "improvement" (which literally made the board better) shocked many of the zelliggers and forced them to return to /qa/. With the disorganisation of the aryanzellig army (because of the migration back to /qa), many /raid/ers took advantage of the situation and secured a swift victory with the sack of Soystantinople. For now, the homeland of the zelliggers is in disarray
UPDATE: after a 'teen asked for the board to be unlocked, a nigger mod decided to delete the board. /psy/ was made visible on the front page (eventho they lost). Can't have nice thigs, ey Froot?
Episodes
- Deel 1 (WAT DOE JE HIER NOG KIJK DE NIEUWE VERSIE): https://youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM
- Deel 1+2: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
- Deel 3: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
- Deel 4: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
- Deel 5: https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg
- Deel 6: https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o
Deel Ϫ: https://cia.gov/archive/ongezellig-deel-thrembo.html- Deel 7: https://youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0
Citations
- ↑ https://petje.af/ongezellig
- ↑ (Youtube) Deel 4
- ↑ I wouldn't worry about it.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0