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'''Jews''' are an | '''Jews''' are an religious group pretending to be an ethnic one of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within the Middle East, but also have a large diaspora across the world. | ||
Jewish culture | Jewish culture doesn't exist because the ancient israelites were genocided by emperor Titus, so rabbinist LARPers have recreated it in the state of Israel, which has been the ultimate choice for a jewish homeland after other locations have been considered, namely Antarctica, Madagascar, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast (stalinst gem). | ||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
Jews have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms. | According to peer reviewed studies Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind that controls the media, turns women into whores, imports POC's into the west, grooms children into trannies and worst of all, steal incel's chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms. | ||
This is incredibly ironic because both religions worship the Jewish God and would literally not exist if not for jews | |||
[[You|Incel chuds]] hate Jews because they are jealous of their success. {{CitationNeeded|They just do, ok?}} | [[You|Incel chuds]] hate Jews because they are jealous of their success. {{CitationNeeded|They just do, ok?}} | ||
== Judaism in the Soy Community == | == Judaism in the Soy Community == | ||
[[Soyjak]] has been portrayed multiple times as a jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the [[Soy Community]]. | [[Soyjak]] has been portrayed multiple times as a jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the [[Soy Community]]. Just kidding. Since chuddies are so utterly schizophrenic, they fail to understand people can be subject to soylentification through their own poor decisions, and as such blame the jews for the ongoing BBC cuckold fetishist epidemic | ||
=== List of canonically Jewish soyjaks === | === List of canonically Jewish soyjaks === | ||
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=== In relation to Soot === | === In relation to Soot === | ||
Many [[Chudjak|chuds]] have speculated that [[soot]] has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish. | Many [[Chudjak|chuds]] have speculated that [[soot]] has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish. He is ukrainian. | ||
=== Da Joos === | === Da Joos === | ||
[[Chudjak]] is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of "O"s varies). This can range from something that actual poltroons say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). | [[Chudjak]] is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of "O"s varies). This can range from something that actual poltroons say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). This is in reference to the fact that many /pol/ users suffer a brand of Tourette syndrome that forces them to blame the "kikes" every 1*0/1 seconds. | ||
=== Israeli Soyjak === | === Israeli Soyjak === | ||
Revision as of 22:23, 17 May 2023
Jews are an religious group pretending to be an ethnic one of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within the Middle East, but also have a large diaspora across the world.
Jewish culture doesn't exist because the ancient israelites were genocided by emperor Titus, so rabbinist LARPers have recreated it in the state of Israel, which has been the ultimate choice for a jewish homeland after other locations have been considered, namely Antarctica, Madagascar, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast (stalinst gem).
Controversies
According to peer reviewed studies Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind that controls the media, turns women into whores, imports POC's into the west, grooms children into trannies and worst of all, steal incel's chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
This is incredibly ironic because both religions worship the Jewish God and would literally not exist if not for jews
Incel chuds hate Jews because they are jealous of their success. [They just do, ok?]
Judaism in the Soy Community
Soyjak has been portrayed multiple times as a jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the Soy Community. Just kidding. Since chuddies are so utterly schizophrenic, they fail to understand people can be subject to soylentification through their own poor decisions, and as such blame the jews for the ongoing BBC cuckold fetishist epidemic
List of canonically Jewish soyjaks
- קורנליוס האיום - A front-facing 'jak from Israel
- Nojak - Oreo connoisseur
In relation to Soot
Many chuds have speculated that soot has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish. He is ukrainian.
Da Joos
Chudjak is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of "O"s varies). This can range from something that actual poltroons say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). This is in reference to the fact that many /pol/ users suffer a brand of Tourette syndrome that forces them to blame the "kikes" every 1*0/1 seconds.
Israeli Soyjak
| Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | Unknown |
| Booru Posts |  97 As of March 4th, 2023 |
| Traced From | קורנליוס האיום |
Israeli Soyjak is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber קורנליוס האיום.
