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(Created page with "{{Forced}} {{Iron}} {{Infobox Soyjak |name = Khanzumer |image = File:Khanzumerjak.png |original_image = McJeet.png |type = Soyjak variant |origin = SoyBooru 8th April 2024 |booru_posts ={{boorusearch|variant:npestajak|display=20+}} <small>As of February 10th, 2024</small> |traced_from = Ugly racemixed pajeet eating McGoyslop |subvariants = }} '''Npestajak''', or simply '''<nowiki/>'pesta''', is a Soyjak variant based on the Npesta scream after beating Kenos on...")
 
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|type = [[Soyjak]] variant
|type = [[Soyjak]] variant
|origin = SoyBooru 8th April 2024
|origin = SoyBooru 8th April 2024
|booru_posts ={{boorusearch|variant:npestajak|display=20+}} <small>As of February 10th, 2024</small>  
|booru_posts ={{boorusearch|variant:npestajak|display=1}} <small>As of April 16th, 2024</small>  
|traced_from = Ugly racemixed pajeet eating McGoyslop
|traced_from = Ugly racemixed pajeet eating McGoyslop
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'''Npestajak''', or simply '''<nowiki/>'pesta''', is a [[Soyjak]] variant based on the Npesta scream after beating Kenos on Geometry Dash. It is often used to mock and soyquote [[You|chuds]] due to his expression of panic. It is also used to mock soyboys when [[Klaus Schwab|ze]] new [[Goyslop|product]] comes out. The 'jak was created during [[Brimstone Winter]] to try and win the competition.


== Controversy ==
Khanzumerjak is based off some [https://twitter.com/emos4sturniolos/status/1776329203106840658 greasy racemixed Pajeet tranny] eating [[Goyslop|McDonalds]] in the cleanest and least disgusting way that most subhuman indians can.
[[File:Npestajak catty spam.png|thumb|The 'log on 14th Jan 2024]]
The soyjak has been the result of [[Catalog wipe|catty spamming]] from a [[You|Chud]] for 3 days on /soy/ between Jan 13-15th 2024, albeit the catty spam was done by manually soyquoting 'teens with the original Npestajak and [[Variant:Unknown|variants]] of Npestajak. This has caused many 'teens to see this variant as [[Brimstone]].
== Cobbert-Npestajak War ==
'pesta and [[Cobbert]] posters have been known to soyduel with eachother to try and prove what soyjak is [[Gem|gemmier]] and what one is [[You|coaler]]. The first competition was to reach 20 posts on the [[SoyBooru|'ru]] first, sadly Cobbert reached 20 posts first in a very slight post count however le heckin' numbers are rigged or something like that, therefore 'pesta WABAG
== Disputed status as a gem ==
Despite the soyjak being hijacked by catty wipers, the soyjak has some gem qualities.
* He has a beard, albeit too thin
* He has glasses
* He has an open mouth with no teeth due to constant [[Goyslop|product consuming]]
* He has a bald head, which happened due to his lack of [[Trannies|testosterone.]]
* He is aliased
* He stole [[GET#/agatha2/|Endchan's /agatha2/ 60000th GET]]
* HWABAG


== Nupesta ==
[[File:Nupesta.png|thumb]]
Literally just 'pesta but redone and gemmier. He also cameoed on [[Soyjak Party Video Archive|SPVA]].


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== Nu-Nupesta ==
[[File:Nunupestajak.png|thumb]]
Literally just 'nupesta but redone and gemmier. It is also rumored that it was made by the same teen who made [[Cobbert]].
== Nupairy ==
[[File:Nupairy .png|thumb]]
In response to 'pesta spam, brimjakkers decided to turn 'pesta into a fairyjak as it was a popular trend during [[Brimstone Winter]] 2024.
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Revision as of 11:14, 16 April 2024

Khanzumerjak is a forced meme?
Heccin' downvoted

This page is iron.


Khanzumer

Soyjak variant
OriginSoyBooru 8th April 2024
Booru Posts 1 As of April 16th, 2024
Traced FromUgly racemixed pajeet eating McGoyslop


Khanzumerjak is based off some greasy racemixed Pajeet tranny eating McDonalds in the cleanest and least disgusting way that most subhuman indians can.

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