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| '''Sidson'''/'''Sidjak''' is a forced Soyjak variant created by former Know Your Meme member Vinluv, that [[Fail|attempts]] to be a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 in Virtuosity as replacement for Jedediah Smith in Lawnmower Man. Sidson has accumulated a mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being brimstone coal made by a tranny who posts fatfur pornography.<ref>https://archive.is/imnOv</ref>
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| == Controversy ==
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| [[File:Sidheart.png|thumb|They may take our threads,but they'll never take away our IDs]]
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| Sidson's timeline is tied to [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]]. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of ''The Lawnmower Man,'' Sidson has recieved mixed reviews, majority of it being negativity and [[:File:Marge.jpeg|confusion]]. despite the criticism Vinluv continued to <s>force</s> push it until it finally got a tag on the booru<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220327215433/https://booru.soyjak.su/post/list/variant%3Asidjak/1</ref> which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more.
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| [[File:Sid ObliteratesChudjak janny.png|thumb|>NAS AM I?]]
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| [[File:Sidson Origin.gif|thumb|The original Inspiration[[File:Vidson.png|thumb|Sootron,it was wrong to serve you.]][[File:Sidson Iv's the haters.png|thumb|The Final Sid-lution]]|295x295px]]
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| == Vinluv's Degeneracy ==
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| <gallery>
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| File:Vath LOVES BWC.png|Vinluv is a slut for BWC!
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| File:Vantablack Vathstone.png|Vinluv follows Gay Porn, Fatfur and Futanari accounts on Twitter.
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| </gallery>
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| Vinluv is a self-proclaimed "christian" who follows gay porn actors on twitter and [https://archive.is/imnOv posts fat furry pornography on reddit.]
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| == Sid as a Means of Revolution ==
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| [[File:Joesid Sidlin.png|thumb|The Variant of the people]]
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| Sid's Polarizing nature makes the Variant prime use as fodder asing Soyvile War shenanigans,also as a battlecry against's Soot and Kuz's radicle decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]] protests,symboling a coming age of Jakking,led by Vinluvian forces.
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| [[File:Sid (son) City.png|thumb|In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.]]
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| == Hid Sids ==
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| [[File:Hidden-figures-movie-poster.jpg|thumb|Can you find them all?]]
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| As a mean of protest<sup>[of what?]</sup> Vinluv developed a new form of [[Stealth jak|stealthjakking]], said jakking is hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite [[Fail|successful]] with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing.
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| == Relation to other 'sons ==
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| The Variant "Sidson" is seperated even furthur from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to the LawnMower man soyjak,it's asthetic similarities to the original Jacobson (bared,singular row of teeth,detailed whites and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7),though most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either to do misunderstanding, simplicity,or an attempt to separated form other 'sons. Vinluv,it's original creator,still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak",the naming controversy has many Siddish posters confused to this day.
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| == Citations == | | == Citations == |
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