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'''Jews''' are an ethno-religious group of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within the middle east but also have a large diaspora community across the world.
'''Jews''' are an ethno-religious group of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within the Middle East, but also have a large diaspora across the world.


Jewish culture is closely connected to the state of israel, which had been the ultimate choice for a jewish homeland after other locations have been considered, namely Uganda, Madagascar, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast (stalinst gem btw).
Jewish culture is closely connected to the state of Israel, which had been the ultimate choice for a jewish homeland after other locations have been considered, namely Uganda, Madagascar, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast (stalinst gem).


== Controversies ==
== Controversies ==
Jews have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion- meanwhile in the near east, it's similarly Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews that led to mass jewish exodus because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
Jews have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.


[[You|Incel chuds]] hate Jews because they are jealous of their success. {{CitationNeeded}}
[[You|Incel chuds]] hate Jews because they are jealous of their success. {{CitationNeeded|They just do, ok?}}


== Judaism in the Soy Community ==
== Judaism in the Soy Community ==
[[Soyjak]] has been portrayed multiple times as a Jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the [[Soy Community]].
[[Soyjak]] has been portrayed multiple times as a jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the [[Soy Community]].


=== List of canonically Jewish soyjaks ===
=== List of canonically Jewish soyjaks ===
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* '''[[Nojak]]''' - Oreo connoisseur
* '''[[Nojak]]''' - Oreo connoisseur


=== In relation to soot ===
=== In relation to Soot ===
Many [[Chudjak|chuds]] have speculated that [[soot]] has some amount of Jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the Jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish.
Many [[Chudjak|chuds]] have speculated that [[soot]] has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish.


=== Da Joos ===
=== Da Joos ===
[[Chudjak]] is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of Os varies). This can range from something that actual poltards say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). The origin of the spelling "da joos" is unclear but it was probably popularized by a Turkish [[trannies|transgender]] prostitute from Berlin.
[[Chudjak]] is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of "O"s varies). This can range from something that actual poltroons say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). The origin of the spelling "da joos" is unclear but it was probably popularized by a Turkish [[trannies|transgender]] prostitute from Berlin.


=== Israeli Soyjak ===
=== Israeli Soyjak ===

Revision as of 12:29, 20 March 2023

Jews are an ethno-religious group of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within the Middle East, but also have a large diaspora across the world.

Jewish culture is closely connected to the state of Israel, which had been the ultimate choice for a jewish homeland after other locations have been considered, namely Uganda, Madagascar, and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast (stalinst gem).

Controversies

Jews have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.

Incel chuds hate Jews because they are jealous of their success. [They just do, ok?]

Judaism in the Soy Community

Soyjak has been portrayed multiple times as a jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the Soy Community.

List of canonically Jewish soyjaks

In relation to Soot

Many chuds have speculated that soot has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish.

Da Joos

Chudjak is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of "O"s varies). This can range from something that actual poltroons say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). The origin of the spelling "da joos" is unclear but it was probably popularized by a Turkish transgender prostitute from Berlin.

Israeli Soyjak

Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום

Soyjak variant
OriginUnknown
Booru Posts 97 As of March 4th, 2023
Traced Fromקורנליוס האיום

Israeli Soyjak is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber קורנליוס האיום.

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