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I'm living in that 21st century
{{Infobox Soyjak
Doing something mean to it
| name          = A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
| image          = File:A24_Slow-Burn_Soyjak.png
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
| original_image = File:Marvel trailer reaction.jpg
I guess every superhero need his theme music
| type          = [[Soyjak]] variant
No one man should have all that power
| origin        = [[Tv/|/tv/]], [[4chan]] (March 23, 2018)<ref name="origin"/>
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours
| booru_posts    = {{boorusearch|variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak|display=1500+}} <small>As of April 22nd, 2023</small>
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power
| traced_from    = James' Youniverse
(21st-century schizoid man)
| subvariants    = [[Jacobson#Jacobson (Deformed subvariant)|Jacobson]]
The system broken, and the school's closed, the prisons open
}}
We ain't got nothin' to lose, ma'fucka, we rollin'
 
Huh? Ma'fucka, we rollin'
The '''Slow-Burn Soyjak''' is a popular [[soyjak]] variant. It is the [[Origin of soyjak|second-oldest soyjak]], releasing just a couple months after the original, as well as the first soyjak to be traced from a [[Soy Boy|real-life soyboy]] instead of being a [[Wojak]] derivative.
With some light-skinned girls and some Kelly Rowlands
 
In this white man's world, we the ones chosen
== History ==
So goodnight, cruel world, I'll see you in the mornin'
On March 23, 2018, [[Tv/|/tv/]] exploded with discussion and mockery pertaining to the YouTube reactor James' Youniverse (TheEricButts) and his over-the-top soyface reaction to capeshit movie trailers.<ref>The following year, James' Youniverse would become even more infamous for his egregious reaction to a "Star Wars: IX" teaser trailer.</ref> The same day, somebody traced a soyjak of him and uploaded it to one of the mockery threads under the filename ''soy.png''.<ref name="origin">http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/96297170/#96299728 </ref>
Huh? I'll see you in the mornin'
 
This is way too much, I need a moment
=== Naming ===
No one man should have all that power
During and preceding the marketing campaign for ''The Lighthouse'' in mid-2019, the as-of-then unnamed soyjak became heavily associated with bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24, due to a Gigachad spammer with some kind of vendetta.<ref>http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/a24/image/F8iP35KBzmmQYubQdGSE_g/order/asc/</ref><ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22slow%20burn%22/type/op/end/2019-08-17/page/1/</ref> The connection has stuck ever since.
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours
 
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the power
== See also ==
'Til then, fuck that, the world's ours
 
And they say, and they say
* [[Jacobson]], the deformed subvariant of A24.
And they say, and they say
 
And they say, and they say
==Gallery==
(21st-century schizoid man)
<gallery>
Fuck SNL and the whole cast
File:Hackerjak.png|A24 as the Anonymous logo.
Tell 'em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass
File:Fetishes.png|This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"
More specifically, they can kiss my asshole
</gallery>
I'm an asshole? You niggas got jokes
{{reflist}}
You short-minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon
{{Variants}}
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
[[Category:Variants]]
Now I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He knows he so fuckin' gifted
I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind but couldn't open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty
Is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts
Reality is catching up with me
Taking my inner child, I'm fighting for custody
With these responsibilities that they entrusted me
As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece
Thinkin', no one man should have all that power
The clock's ticking, I just count the hours
Stop tripping, I'm tripping off the powder
'Til then, fuck that, the world's ours
And they say, and they say
And they say, and they say
And they say, and they say
(21st-century schizoid man)
Colin Powells, Austin Powers
Lost in translation with a whole fuckin' nation
They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation
Well that's a pretty bad way to start the conversation
At the end of the day, goddammit, I'm killin' this shit
I know damn well y'all feeling this shit
I don't need your pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick
I ain't gotta power trip, who you goin' home with?
How 'Ye doing? I'm surviving
I was drinking earlier, now I'm driving
Where the bad bitches, huh? Where y'all hiding?
I got the power make your life so exciting
Now this will be a beautiful death
I'm jumping out the window
I'm letting everything go
I'm letting everything go
Mmm, now this will be a beautiful death
I'm jumping out the window
I'm letting everything go
I'm letting everything go
Now this will be a beautiful death
Jumping out the window
Letting everything go
Letting everything go
You got the power to let power go?
(21st-century schizoid man)

Revision as of 12:17, 25 September 2023

A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak

Soyjak variant
Origin/tv/, 4chan (March 23, 2018)[1]
Booru Posts 1500+ As of April 22nd, 2023
Traced FromJames' Youniverse
SubvariantsJacobson


The Slow-Burn Soyjak is a popular soyjak variant. It is the second-oldest soyjak, releasing just a couple months after the original, as well as the first soyjak to be traced from a real-life soyboy instead of being a Wojak derivative.

History

On March 23, 2018, /tv/ exploded with discussion and mockery pertaining to the YouTube reactor James' Youniverse (TheEricButts) and his over-the-top soyface reaction to capeshit movie trailers.[2] The same day, somebody traced a soyjak of him and uploaded it to one of the mockery threads under the filename soy.png.[1]

Naming

During and preceding the marketing campaign for The Lighthouse in mid-2019, the as-of-then unnamed soyjak became heavily associated with bone-chilling, character-development-driven, cheap-jumpscares-free, emotionally-draining, slow-burn "horror kino" created by A24, due to a Gigachad spammer with some kind of vendetta.[3][4] The connection has stuck ever since.

See also

  • Jacobson, the deformed subvariant of A24.

Gallery

  • A24 as the Anonymous logo.

    A24 as the Anonymous logo.

  • This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"

    This is often posted on /soy/ along with "What are your fetishes"

Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/96297170/#96299728
  2. ↑ The following year, James' Youniverse would become even more infamous for his egregious reaction to a "Star Wars: IX" teaser trailer.
  3. ↑ http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/a24/image/F8iP35KBzmmQYubQdGSE_g/order/asc/
  4. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22slow%20burn%22/type/op/end/2019-08-17/page/1/
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