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====== The '''Guinness World Record Soyjak''' (better known as '''Gapejak''', sometimes refered to as '''screaming soyjak''', gaypejak, gapejack, faggot, '''schizophrenia soyjak''', or '''screamingbaldsoyjak''')<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4048037/#4048037</ref> is the most overrated [[Soyjak]] to date, with a disgustingly fat shaped head and a large awful smelling mouth. His name comes from the image he was based on, showing the former 2016 German Guinness world record holder Bernd Schmidt for the largest mouth gape.<ref>https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2016/12/video-record-holder-for-largest-mouth-gape-takes-a-big-bite-into-the-2017-editio-454764</ref> This Soyjak and Soyjaks from his bloodline are often edited into new vantablack niggerstone variants that [[you]] should be shot with a pump action shotgun if caught posting. (e.g femjak and lita, disgusting brimstone that spawned from Gapejak) ====== | |||
This Soyjak can be highly unpredictable. To a normie he seems like he would have good intentions, as seen in the [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesome Soyjak]] variant, but turns out he's actually the most deceiving, vile, evil talmud-reading scumbag who tortures animals for his sick pleasure .<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20211012200826/https://booru.soy/post/view/2492</ref> There's also an angry mask-wearing variant, much like [[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]], militantly supports every tenet of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]] although he does it because he works for ZOG instead of doing it because it's The Current Thing™.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/61219644/#61236979 </ref> <ref> https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4322436/ </ref> <ref> https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/103389281/ </ref> <ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/144769459/#144769671 </ref> | This Soyjak can be highly unpredictable. To a normie he seems like he would have good intentions, as seen in the [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesome Soyjak]] variant, but turns out he's actually the most deceiving, vile, evil talmud-reading scumbag who tortures animals for his sick pleasure .<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20211012200826/https://booru.soy/post/view/2492</ref> There's also an angry mask-wearing variant, much like [[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]], militantly supports every tenet of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]] although he does it because he works for ZOG instead of doing it because it's The Current Thing™.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/61219644/#61236979 </ref> <ref> https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4322436/ </ref> <ref> https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/103389281/ </ref> <ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/144769459/#144769671 </ref> | ||
Revision as of 15:18, 29 March 2024
Guinness World Record Soyjak is darker than coal...
| Gapejak | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /mu/, 4chan (January 29, 2020)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  7700+ As of October 27th, 2023 |
| Traced From | Former Guinness world record holder for the largest mouth gape (Bernd Schmidt) |
| Subvariants | |
The Guinness World Record Soyjak (better known as Gapejak, sometimes refered to as screaming soyjak, gaypejak, gapejack, faggot, schizophrenia soyjak, or screamingbaldsoyjak)[2] is the most overrated Soyjak to date, with a disgustingly fat shaped head and a large awful smelling mouth. His name comes from the image he was based on, showing the former 2016 German Guinness world record holder Bernd Schmidt for the largest mouth gape.[3] This Soyjak and Soyjaks from his bloodline are often edited into new vantablack niggerstone variants that you should be shot with a pump action shotgun if caught posting. (e.g femjak and lita, disgusting brimstone that spawned from Gapejak)
This Soyjak can be highly unpredictable. To a normie he seems like he would have good intentions, as seen in the Wholesome Soyjak variant, but turns out he's actually the most deceiving, vile, evil talmud-reading scumbag who tortures animals for his sick pleasure .[4] There's also an angry mask-wearing variant, much like Eat The Bugs Soyjak, militantly supports every tenet of the Fourth Industrial Revolution although he does it because he works for ZOG instead of doing it because it's The Current Thing™.[5] [6] [7] [8]
According to the Booru, Gapejak WAS the most popular variant, although this number is artificially achieved due to the amount of shere Subvariants made from him. Thankfully he was recently overtaken by Chudjak (who isn't even a soyjak but is OK?!) I guess Chud must of had enough of this fat fuck hogging up the tags so he dethroned him back to niggerhell.
History
The first known occurrence of this soyjak was on 4channel's /mu/ board. about satanic black metal music or whatever troony shit 4cucklings talk about[1] Over time, this soyjak has had the coal burned off into a new variant known as the Impish Soyak Ears.
Front Facing Guinness World Record Soyjak
| Bernd | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /qa/, 4chan (August 9, 2020) [9][10] |
| Booru Posts | 4670+ As of October 27th, 2023 |
| Traced From | Former Guinness world record holder for the largest mouth gape (Bernd Schmidt) |
| Subvariants | Troonjak |
Front-Facing Guinness World Record Soyjak, commonly known as Bernd is a slightly less hideous gapejak front facing This variant lead to many edits, most famously the hanging soyjaks. [11]
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The popular hanging trannyjak edit.
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Another popular edit of the hanging trannyjak edit, this time as a GIF.
Closed Mouth Variant
In February 2023, a variant of gapejak was created where his mouth was edited to be closed. Unlike other 'jaks, this subvariant does not have a traced version of it; the image itself is usually used. This variant does not currently have a name, with it being categorized under Gapejak or Bernd. It later become the Wholesome Soyjak
Newer Record Holders
Since Bernd Schmidt is no longer the record holder some soyjaks for the newer record holders were made, but none of these have gotten popular.
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Gallery
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Angry and wearing a mask.
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Full body image.
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/92852657/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4048037/#4048037
- ↑ https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2016/12/video-record-holder-for-largest-mouth-gape-takes-a-big-bite-into-the-2017-editio-454764
- ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20211012200826/https://booru.soy/post/view/2492
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/61219644/#61236979
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4322436/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/103389281/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/144769459/#144769671
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3363879/#3363915
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4993458/#4993477
- ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20211012201341/https://booru.soy/post/list/suicide%20variant%3Agapejak_front/1
