Guinness World Record Soyjak

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Guinness World Record Soyjak is darker than coal...

Gapejak

Soyjak variant
Origin/mu/, 4chan (January 29, 2020)[1]
Booru Posts 7700+ As of October 27th, 2023
Traced FromFormer Guinness world record holder for the largest mouth gape (Bernd Schmidt)
Subvariants

The Guinness World Record Soyjak (better known as Gapejak, sometimes refered to as screaming soyjak, schizophrenia soyjak, or screamingbaldsoyjak)[2] is the most overrated Soyjak to date, with a disgustingly fat shaped head and a large awful smelling mouth. His name comes from the image he was based on, showing the former 2016 German Guinness world record holder Bernd Schmidt for the largest mouth gape.[3] This Soyjak and Soyjaks from his bloodline are often edited into new vantablack niggerstone variants that you should be shot with a pump action shotgun if caught posting. (e.g femjak and lita, disgusting brimstone that spawned from Gapejak)

This Soyjak can be highly unpredictable. To a normie he seems like he would have good intentions, as seen in the Wholesome Soyjak variant, but turns out he's actually the most deceiving, vile, evil talmud-reading scumbag who tortures animals for his sick pleasure .[4] The angry mask-wearing variant, much like Eat The Bugs Soyjak, militantly supports every tenet of the Fourth Industrial Revolution.[5] [6] [7] [8]

According to the Booru, Gapejak is the most popular variant, although this is likely due to the large number of Subvariants made from him. As of May 5th, 2023, he has the highest number of posts (5800), and he is one of only three to have over 5000 posts on the Booru (the others being Soyjak and Chudjak.) If one counts Impish Soyak Ears as a subvariant of Gapejak, Gapejak would easily blow everyone else the fuck out of the water, with over 8000 posts (combined).

History

The first known occurrence of this soyjak was on 4channel's /mu/ board. about satanic black metal music or whatever troony shit 4cucklings talk about[1] Over time, this soyjak has had the coal burned off into a new variant known as the Impish Soyak Ears.

Front Facing Guinness World Record Soyjak

Bernd

Soyjak variant
Origin/qa/, 4chan (August 9, 2020) [9][10]
Booru Posts 4670+ As of October 27th, 2023
Traced FromFormer Guinness world record holder for the largest mouth gape (Bernd Schmidt)
SubvariantsTroonjak

Front-Facing Guinness World Record Soyjak, commonly known as Bernd is a slightly less hideous gapejak front facing This variant lead to many edits, most famously the hanging soyjaks. [11]

Closed Mouth Variant

The closed mouth variant.

In February 2023, a variant of gapejak was created where his mouth was edited to be closed. Unlike other 'jaks, this subvariant does not have a traced version of it; the image itself is usually used. This variant does not currently have a name, with it being categorized under Gapejak or Bernd. It later become the Wholesome Soyjak

Newer Record Holders

The third world record soyjak.

Since Bernd Schmidt is no longer the record holder some soyjaks for the newer record holders were made, but none of these have gotten popular.

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Citations

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Main variants [-+]

Variants with over 1,000 Booru posts

Classic SoyjakA24 Slow-Burn SoyjakGapejakMarkiplier SoyjakBerndFeraljakCobsonImpish Soyak EarsChudjak

Other variants [-+]
Subvariants [-+]
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