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'''Impish Soyak'''<sup class="noexcerpt">''[sic]''</sup> '''Ears''', also known as '''Impjak''', '''The Swede, Swedish Win''', '''Swedish Fail''', and '''Swedejak''', is a [[Soyjak|'jak]] variant based on an edit of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak]]. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a nordic jawline, various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant, and being based off the Imp zombie from Plants Vs Zombies. Impish Soyak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the [[Soy Community|soyjak community]], and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray [[Sweden|Swedes]], there is Quandrillion to infinite [[Fact|evidence]] that swedes actually look like this or say this.<ref>it was revealed to me in a dream</ref> There's a common misconception that this soyjak is called "Impish ''soyjak'' ears" but this isn't the case, since [[The Swede (Artist)|The Swede]] named the original filename "Impish Soyak Ears", and he claims that his earred soyjaks are named soyaks rather than soyjaks.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#136165362</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190</ref>
Impish Soyak Ears is [[best known for]] his leading role in the critically acclaimed [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']] webcomic.
He is the current mascot of soyjak.party.


==Early Life==
==Early Life==

Revision as of 16:18, 28 December 2023

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This article is about the variant. For the individual, see the Swede (Artist)

Impish Soyak Ears
Soyjak variant
Aliases
  • Impjak
  • Swedejak
Originsoyjak.party[a]
Earliest Known Appearance/soy/, Soyjak.party (December 20, 2020)[1]
Booru Posts 3300+ As of December 4th, 2023
Based On Impish Soyjak


Early Life

Once when Impish Soyak Ears was newly born, he ate all the black people in his village causing the negro race to go extinct in his hamlet. Once the other people in his village found out about what Impish had done, they eradicated him causing mass riots in his name. After the riots went better than expected the people started to chant "SWEDISH WIN!!" which made Impish Soyak Ears get a sense of joy.

Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.

Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in being the Imp class in the 2016 Playstation Hits Best EA (Published, cuz popcap were the devs) game ever made, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, which also takes the throne for being the best shooter game[2]

Career

The Evolution of Impish Soyak Ears.

He made his debut on December 20th, 2020[1][3], first on /soy/,[1] and then three minutes later on /int/.[4] At first he was an extremely controversial 'Jak, often being called a Swedish Fail, while other posters defended him, calling him a Swedish Win. He was favored by the mod team, who Stickied a GIF of him being petted.[5] His release began a 4 month long build up of tensions between posters, which burst on April 29, 2021, culminating in the Soyvil War. During the war, Impish joined the side of Wholesome Soyjak due to the fact that the same people who were shitting on Wholesome Soyjak had been shitting on Impish for the last 4 months. Some Impish posters attempted to pledge themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak, but it seems that all Swedes were forcibly lumped in with Wholesome and Deformed due to their evolutionary relation.[6] Their faction was later named "The Swedish", after

  • The "Swedish Win" infographic.

    The "Swedish Win" infographic.

  • The "Swedish Fail" infographic.

    The "Swedish Fail" infographic.

Citations

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html appears to be the earliest appearance of Impish Soyak Ears, three minutes before the /int/ post previously thought to be the first

Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html
  2. ↑ https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Imp_(PvZ:_GW2)
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210526010313/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/94435.html NOTE: Swede says December 20, 2021, but he seems to have made a typo, and must have meant 2020.
  4. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#q136165362
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210124004516/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
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