Impish Soyak Ears
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| Impish Soyak Ears | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
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| Origin | soyjak.party[a] |
| Earliest Known Appearance | /soy/, Soyjak.party (December 20, 2020)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  3300+ As of December 4th, 2023 |
| Based On | Impish Soyjak |
Early Life
Once when Impish Soyak Ears was newly born, he ate all the black people in his village causing the negro race to go extinct in his hamlet. Once the other people in his village found out about what Impish had done, they eradicated him causing mass riots in his name. After the riots went better than expected the people started to chant "SWEDISH WIN!!" which made Impish Soyak Ears get a sense of joy.
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in being the Imp class in the 2016 Playstation Hits Best EA (Published, cuz popcap were the devs) game ever made, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, which also takes the throne for being the best shooter game[2]
Career
He made his debut on December 20th, 2020[1][3], first on /soy/,[1] and then three minutes later on /int/.[4] At first he was an extremely controversial 'Jak, often being called a Swedish Fail, while other posters defended him, calling him a Swedish Win. He was favored by the mod team, who Stickied a GIF of him being petted.[5] His release began a 4 month long build up of tensions between posters, which burst on April 29, 2021, culminating in the Soyvil War. During the war, Impish joined the side of Wholesome Soyjak due to the fact that the same people who were shitting on Wholesome Soyjak had been shitting on Impish for the last 4 months. Some Impish posters attempted to pledge themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak, but it seems that all Swedes were forcibly lumped in with Wholesome and Deformed due to their evolutionary relation.[6] Their faction was later named "The Swedish", after
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The "Swedish Win" infographic.
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The "Swedish Fail" infographic.
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html appears to be the earliest appearance of Impish Soyak Ears, three minutes before the /int/ post previously thought to be the first
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html
- ↑ https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Imp_(PvZ:_GW2)
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210526010313/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/94435.html NOTE: Swede says December 20, 2021, but he seems to have made a typo, and must have meant 2020.
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#q136165362
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210124004516/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
