Italo-Argentine War

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Italo-Argentine War
Part of Imageboard Autism

>total shitgent-ACK!

>total shitali-ACK!

Date31 July 2022 - present
(1 year, 9 months, 1 week and 6 days)
Location
Result Ongoing
Belligerents

1 ItalARYAN

Supported By:

Sectionalism[1][2]

1 ArgenSIMIAN
Boliguayo
Supported By:

The Moroccan[3][4]
Strength
Autism Autism
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru's comment section
  • Brain damage to everyone involved
  • Creation of the Brunetto subvariant

The Italo-Argentine War is an ongoing flame war between 2 posters on whether their people are white or not, even though they're both not white.

As of April 2023, the war mostly subsided, with no clear winner and loser.

History

Original TSD post. Subsequent posts switched from Italian to Italaryan

On July 31 2022, a local Argentinian schizo (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL Italaryan DEATH" on /int/.[5] Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following.[6] A large and dedicated anti-Italaryan campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.

Battle of the 'ru

In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italaryans reached the 'ru. Anti-Italaryan images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all Italaryans in the comments. In response,  anti-shitgentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italaryan/shitgentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and shows no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies are being conducted to confirm this theory.

In an attempt to curb the spam, the booru filtered key words and images, including Italaryan, shitgentinian and the aforementioned images of chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked.

On March 24 2023, the booru announced that it was banning all country war comments in unrelated posts.[7]

Falseflagging

As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the autistic argensimian started falseflagging against Italy, in which pretending to be an Italaryan he aimed to harm Italy's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers, or even furries.

Many falseflags were done, including:

  • LARPing as an Italian
  • Typing under BBC pics or furry jaks "this was posted by an Italian IP" (even doe no one can see the ip of the person who posted the 'jak)
  • Typing "built 4 bbc" under soylita pictures and then immediately posting the Italian chudjak with a tiny pecker
  • Samefagging hard
  • False thumb BBCode fail
An example of a common Argentinian falseflag

How to find and troll the Argentinian

Despite the booru comments being anonymous, it is quite easy to find the Argentinian lurking in the comments. Since xhe is a incel pissbaby with no job, the Argentinian polices the ‘ru 24/7 to hate on Italians.

Argie’s posting habits

  • Hatred of everything Italian to the point of obsessive insanity
  • love of BBC and cuckolding; constantly in BBC posts
  • low english proficiency (and literacy in general)
  • incoherency of posts
  • nonsensical ramblings
  • constantly thumbing images (favorite being italian chud[8] and manlet tranny[9])
  • Making every post a part of his pathetic flame war

Now if you have a sharp eye, you can instantly see this schizo as extremely milkable which is true.

Ways to troll the Argie

  • calling xher a sudaca (greaser)
  • calling xher a shitskin
  • thumbing argie excellence[10][11][12]
  • posting the accomplishments of Italians and anything good about Italians in general

Brunetto

Brunetto
Soyjak subvariant
Origin/int/, 4chan (August 15, 2022)[13]
Booru Posts 45 As of February 23 2023
Based OnTroonjak

Brunetto is a deformed subvariant of the hanging Bernd variant with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting Destruction, a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread.[14][15] The subvariant was named Brunetto, a common Italian name[it just is, ok?] on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.[16]

Other Wars

The war has spawned a few ripoffs spinoffs in the booru, including:


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