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Soylita is a [[soyjak]] | {{ibhead|Soylita}} | ||
{{ibrow|Type|Subvariant of [[Femjak]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|Origin|todo}} | |||
{{ibrow|[[Booru|Booru posts]]|{{boorusearch|subvariant:soylita|display=240}} <small>As of November 23rd, 2022</small>}} | |||
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'''Soylita''' is a [[soyjak]] subvariant that depicts [[Wholesome Soyjak|wholesomejak]] as a little girl. Her name is derived from ''soy'', the generic prefix-stem in [[Soyspeak]], + ''lolita'', the name of a pedophile book with a fucking epic unreliable narrator who grooms a child (but really... YOU, THE READER, WAS THE ONE BEING GROOMED ALL ALONG!!!!). | |||
[[ | Soylita is NOT "the first jak to be traced from real 'p". Nobody has ever said that. You will not investigate this matter further. | ||
==Origin== | |||
Soylita is derived from [[Femjak]], which itself is derived from [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]] (who in turn comes from [[Guinness World Record Soyjak|Gapejak]]). It is universally agreed that Soylita is the most attractive female soyjak.<sup>[This claim is disputed]</sup> | |||
==Controversy== | |||
Soylita is controversial on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]], with some chuds liking her while other chuds want pedos to hang. | |||
===Notable Pedophiles=== | |||
*[[Rapeson]] | |||
*[[Nojak]] | |||
*[[Trannies|Troonjak]] | |||
===Legality=== | |||
The [[SoyBooru|'ru]] portfolio for Soylita includes many images which depict her without clothes/in erotic poses. Obviously they're just MS paint drawings,<ref group="lower-alpha">yes chud they're still ms paint drawings even tho they're all made in gimp/krita/etc, don't interupt</ref> but a <s>quick skimming of the wikipedia page</s> an in-depth scholarly anaylsis on the topic suggests this is enough to be classed as 'p in some countries like Australia,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_fictional_pornography_depicting_minors</ref> which has a "zero-tolerance" policy for ALL sexualized depictions of people under the age of 18. That includes wojaks chud. | |||
== | ==Shoyta== | ||
Soylita | {{ib|[[File:15924 - SoyBooru.png|200px]]}} | ||
[[ | {{ibhead|Shoyta}} | ||
{{ibrow|Type|Subvariant of [[Soylita]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|Origin|July 2022, /soy/}} | |||
{{ibrow|[[Booru|Booru posts]]|{{boorusearch|subvariant:shoyta|display=34}} <small>As of November 23rd, 2022</small>}} | |||
{{ibend}} | |||
Shoyta (''soy shota; rare example of an inflix in variant naming'') is a genderswapped subvariant of Soylita, depicting a little boy. Soyjak historians and deep-variant tunneling [[Science|soyentists]] believe that the creation of Shoyta marks the first naturally occuring 4th order subvariant chain; or, a subvariant, Shoyta, within a subvariant, Lolita, within a subvariant, Femjak, within a subvariant, Wholesomejak--all of which are under Gapejak. | |||
Shoyta has less edits that Soylita but is just as controversial. | |||
== | ==Gallery== | ||
Soylita is | <gallery> | ||
File:4841 - SoyBooru.png|Soylita and pet [[swedejak]]. | |||
File:4286 - SoyBooru.png|Femjak's chin is still visible in this proto-soylita. | |||
File:22307 - SoyBooru.png|[[IT'S OVER|Je konec]]. | |||
File:17717 - SoyBooru.png|Inspired by a real image of [[Kuz]] and his cousin. | |||
File:Soylita licking a lolipop.png|Sucking on that [[swirladoo]]. | |||
File:Oh my god she is so attractive.png|Soytan and Femjak omgsisa'ing Soylita. | |||
</gallery> | |||
== | ==Notes== | ||
<references group="lower-alpha" /> | |||
==Citations== | |||
<references /> | |||
{{Variants}} | {{Variants}} | ||
[[Category:Variants]] | |||
Revision as of 01:02, 23 November 2022
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| Soylita | |
| Type | Subvariant of Femjak |
| Origin | todo |
| Booru posts |  240 As of November 23rd, 2022
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Soylita is a soyjak subvariant that depicts wholesomejak as a little girl. Her name is derived from soy, the generic prefix-stem in Soyspeak, + lolita, the name of a pedophile book with a fucking epic unreliable narrator who grooms a child (but really... YOU, THE READER, WAS THE ONE BEING GROOMED ALL ALONG!!!!).
Soylita is NOT "the first jak to be traced from real 'p". Nobody has ever said that. You will not investigate this matter further.
Origin
Soylita is derived from Femjak, which itself is derived from Wholesomejak (who in turn comes from Gapejak). It is universally agreed that Soylita is the most attractive female soyjak.[This claim is disputed]
Controversy
Soylita is controversial on the sharty, with some chuds liking her while other chuds want pedos to hang.
Notable Pedophiles
Legality
The 'ru portfolio for Soylita includes many images which depict her without clothes/in erotic poses. Obviously they're just MS paint drawings,[a] but a quick skimming of the wikipedia page an in-depth scholarly anaylsis on the topic suggests this is enough to be classed as 'p in some countries like Australia,[1] which has a "zero-tolerance" policy for ALL sexualized depictions of people under the age of 18. That includes wojaks chud.
Shoyta
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|---|---|
| Shoyta | |
| Type | Subvariant of Soylita |
| Origin | July 2022, /soy/ |
| Booru posts | 34 As of November 23rd, 2022
|
Shoyta (soy shota; rare example of an inflix in variant naming) is a genderswapped subvariant of Soylita, depicting a little boy. Soyjak historians and deep-variant tunneling soyentists believe that the creation of Shoyta marks the first naturally occuring 4th order subvariant chain; or, a subvariant, Shoyta, within a subvariant, Lolita, within a subvariant, Femjak, within a subvariant, Wholesomejak--all of which are under Gapejak.
Shoyta has less edits that Soylita but is just as controversial.
Gallery
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Soylita and pet swedejak.
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Femjak's chin is still visible in this proto-soylita.
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Inspired by a real image of Kuz and his cousin.
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Sucking on that swirladoo.
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Soytan and Femjak omgsisa'ing Soylita.
Notes
- ↑ yes chud they're still ms paint drawings even tho they're all made in gimp/krita/etc, don't interupt
Citations
