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{{Infobox Soyjak | |||
| name = Sprokejak | |||
| complex_image = | |||
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|-|Open=[[File:SprokejakOpen.png|200px]] | |||
|-|Closed=[[File:SprokejakClosed.png|200px]] | |||
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| type = [[Soyjak]] variant | |||
| origin = Unknown | |||
| booru_posts = {{Boorusearch|subvariant:sprokejak|display=60}} <small>As of October 27th, 2023</small> | |||
}} | |||
Name: Sprokejak | |||
Threat Level: Omega Dump Truck | |||
Description: Sprokejak is a unique variant of soyjak with an abnormally large mouth, even for soyjak standards. It has a long serpentine body and is capable of swallowing a human being whole. Sprokejak has small vestigial arms that exist primarily to open its own massive maw and shovel nutrients into its mouth. Sprokejak's diet consists primarily of [[Sproke]] and human flesh. It is believed that Sprokejak once had a sizeable cult of worshippers, but they have long since been consumed by their own deity. Sprokejak has since gone into hibernation deep underground in a massive subterranean lake of Sproke. It is prophesied that Sprokejak's awakening will culminate an apocalyptic human extinction level event which will turn the world's oceans into Sproke and result in the extinction of 90% of life on Earth. Dr. Soyberg and his associates have sent an expedition to Sprokejak's underground chamber to learn more about the threat. Armed with powerful schizo meds, they hope to delay his inevitable awakening.<blockquote>>[[Fact|This man's name is sprokejak]], he likes Sprite/Coke mixed together in a 60/40 ratio, but not separately. You WILL follow his commands, or you WILL suffer the consequences. | |||
''-excerpt'' ''from the Sproke Sea Scrolls.'' </blockquote>Fragments of holy text from the Sproke cult known as the Sproke Sea Scrolls have been found in Sprokejak's lair, littered among bone fragments and knee-deep in toxic Sproke:<blockquote>>You cannot stop it now. The Sproke surge is upon us all. Sproke will spill forth like a mighty tidal wave and destroy everything you've ever cherished. In the end, there will only be Sproke. And you WILL like it.</blockquote>[[File:Sproke Anthem.mp4|thumb|Holy hymn sung by the Sproke cultists]] | |||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Sprokejak's favorite drink 3 fixed.png | |||
File:Sprokeling.png|thumb|The Sprokeling, a homonculus which spontaneously forms inside empty Sproke cans consumed by Sprokejak. It is believed to be the larval stage of Sprokejak, [[Though|although]] this hypothesis has not been peer-reviewed by [[Science|trusted soyentists]]. | |||
</gallery> | |||
{{Variants}} | |||
[[Category:Variants]] | |||
Latest revision as of 08:34, 17 April 2024
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | Unknown |
| Booru Posts |  60 As of October 27th, 2023 |
Name: Sprokejak
Threat Level: Omega Dump Truck
Description: Sprokejak is a unique variant of soyjak with an abnormally large mouth, even for soyjak standards. It has a long serpentine body and is capable of swallowing a human being whole. Sprokejak has small vestigial arms that exist primarily to open its own massive maw and shovel nutrients into its mouth. Sprokejak's diet consists primarily of Sproke and human flesh. It is believed that Sprokejak once had a sizeable cult of worshippers, but they have long since been consumed by their own deity. Sprokejak has since gone into hibernation deep underground in a massive subterranean lake of Sproke. It is prophesied that Sprokejak's awakening will culminate an apocalyptic human extinction level event which will turn the world's oceans into Sproke and result in the extinction of 90% of life on Earth. Dr. Soyberg and his associates have sent an expedition to Sprokejak's underground chamber to learn more about the threat. Armed with powerful schizo meds, they hope to delay his inevitable awakening.
>This man's name is sprokejak, he likes Sprite/Coke mixed together in a 60/40 ratio, but not separately. You WILL follow his commands, or you WILL suffer the consequences. -excerpt from the Sproke Sea Scrolls.
Fragments of holy text from the Sproke cult known as the Sproke Sea Scrolls have been found in Sprokejak's lair, littered among bone fragments and knee-deep in toxic Sproke:
>You cannot stop it now. The Sproke surge is upon us all. Sproke will spill forth like a mighty tidal wave and destroy everything you've ever cherished. In the end, there will only be Sproke. And you WILL like it.
Gallery
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The Sprokeling, a homonculus which spontaneously forms inside empty Sproke cans consumed by Sprokejak. It is believed to be the larval stage of Sprokejak, although this hypothesis has not been peer-reviewed by trusted soyentists.
