Party Pal
This page is a gem.
Are you sure that it's over? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED.
Party Pal is an assistant that helped and datamined you (literally) on the sharty that appeared for 2024 April Fools. It is based after Microsoft's Clippy. It's an annoying little shit. who would make a pop sound when hovering at anything. He also singlehandedly reduced the PPH to 150 right before euro hours.
Features
Tips and tricks
Party Pal gives you helpful tips and tricks every time you mouse over an object that it recognises. A full list of actions, questions, and responses is displayed below.
| Action | Question | Response (if Yes) |
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| Hover over a boardlink | It looks like you're trying to find a board. Would you like some help with that? | The boardlist provides a list available boards for you to visit. Try clicking on one of them to see what that board is about. |
| Click on the "Comment" section of the post form | It looks like you're trying to write a post. Would you like some help with that? | Creating a post allows you to share your ideas and converse with others. Always be sure to check that your post follows the rules of the board before submitting. |
| Mouse over a post | I see you're reading a post. Would you like some help with that? | Posts contain messages made by other users. The first post in a thread is made by the OP or "original poster". The posts below that are replies. If you like a post, you can upvote it by calling it a "gem," or you can call a post "coal" to downvote it. |
| Mouse over the name of a poster | It look's like you're viewing a poster's name. Would you like some help with that? | Usernames help distinguish between different posters. The most active user is "Chud", who has made over 8 million posts! |
| Hover over an image | It looks like you're trying to view an image. Would you like some help with that? | Images provide a visual element to posts. The most commonly posted images are of soyjaks, which can be used to represent the poster's own feelings, or more often to mock the opinions of others. Tip: try clicking on an image to enlarge it. |
| Click on an image to enlarge it | It seems you've opened an image. Would you like some help? | Enlarging an image helps you see it better. You can click on it again to minimize it. You can also save it to your computer by right clicking on it and selecting "save image as". |
| Click on the styles selector at the bottom of the page | I see you're browsing the styles. Would you like some help with that? | Styles allow you to change the appearance of the website to different themes. Mutt theme still broken btw FIX IT NOW FROOT. |
| Select any text on the page | I see you've highlighted some text. Would you like to run a fact check? | See Fact Check |
| Open the Options boardlink | Nothing | |
| Attempt to edit User CSS, User JS, or Filters | ??? | |
Fact Check
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 This page is not biased | |
| This article shows an unbiased view on the topic. It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus. | ||
If you select text on the page, Party Pal responds,
I see you've highlighted some text. Would you like to run a fact check?
If you click on Yes, the Snopes Fact Checker initialises, searches through the huge Fact Data Center for the claim in question, and shortly after returns a Soyjak representative of the fact check result. In reality, it just picks one of four random images with an artificial delay. The images are below:
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Accurate
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Misleading
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Unsubstantiated
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False
The fact checker is an easy way to generate gems, as it is an official sharty feature while being an easy way to disprove coalposters.
Easter Eggs
First Boot
Upon booting Party Pal up for the first time, the webpage displays a cool loading screen styled after any average DOS at the time. It displays the following text:
Initializing Code... Installing Dataminers... Starting Party Pal Version 1.0.0-alpha...
Once the boot screen hides after exactly 7 seconds, the Windows 95 startup sound plays, and Party Pal appears, saying:
Hi, I'm Party Pal! Ready to take your soyjak.party experience to the next level? [Yes]
As you browse the site, I'll offer helpful tips whenever I think you might need them! [OK]
User CSS/JS and Filter options
If you begin editing code in the User CSS or User JS tabs in the Options menu, Party Pal asks you,
It looks like you are messing with my code. Are you sure you know what you are doing?
The pop-up balloon has two choices for answers, Yes and No. Likely erroneously, clicking on No doesn't continue by showing another balloon, but clicking on Yes brings up an ominous message,
Don't do anything you will regret.
Clicking on OK in response to this message simply hides Party Pal.
room
Party Pal Boardlink
Party Pal has its own boardlink, designated as its own Options boardlink but not containing any configurable options of its own. Once you click it, a simple menu in the form of a Party Pal speech bubble pops up. This menu has four buttons: Wiki, which takes you to a minuscule frame containing the wiki; 'Ru, which takes you to a page with the Booru instead of the Wiki; Music; and Ok, which leaves the menu. Each submenu has a Back button to return to the main menu and an Ok button to close the menu altogether.
Music
Clicking on the Music button brings you to a selection of 4 songs you can play, with the caption "Care for some tunes?"
While listening to music, Party Pal does a dance animation similar to the 
byonbyon effect in some Japanese gif software nobody cares about. The animation is played even while outside of the music menu. It isn't made with the software; it uses a CSS animation to do the dance, evident by the fact that you can't select the image while in the animation, that the image plays back in a pristine 60fps instead of Poyopoyo's 15fps, and that there is no Poyopoyo watermark.
The tracks you are able to play are all famous soy parodies, with the exception of 3 - Papers Please Theme Song. The discography is listed below.
| Track | Title | Singer | Album |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Fuckin' Love Science! |
Hank Green | Incongruent |
| 2 | Cobman [space here to prevent inline audio player]
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David Thoughie | The Rise and Fall of Joseph Cobson and the Fingerboys from Utah |
| 3 | Papers Please Theme Song[Marge…] |
Lucas Pope | Papers Please |
| 4 | Own Nothing, Be Happy |
Klaus Schwab | Scientific Pleasures |
The Eye
You WILL not question the robotic red eye that appears next to the name of the board.
Unused Content
Box Wrap
There is an unused HTML frame in the code of Party Pal. Using futuristic AI holographic aero technology, we were able to port it over into this article. It appears on the Sharty home page, still here it is or something:
Thank you for installing Party Pal!
You're very own personal soyjak.party assistant!
Created by Sharty Themes https://github.com/ShartyThemes
Options Tab
There is an empty event in the code which corresponds to opening the Options tab. Once it triggers, Party Pal doesn't do anything because he wasn't programmed to do anything in this event.
Music
There are 2 unused songs present in the code.
| Track | Title | Singer | Album |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Dr. Fauci, Give Us Vaccines - Vynil Remix |
The Soydettes | They Were Doin' the SLF Jig |
| 6 | Papers Please - Death Theme[Marge…] |
Lucas Pope | Papers Please |
Gallery
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Boardlink menu
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Reading the Wiki
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Browsing the 'ru
Github Repo
https://github.com/ShartyThemes/party-pal/
The developer of Party Pal
He is a 55 year old man and works for Froot Technologies in India with colleagues such as nudev and such and knows 5 coding languages. He has a loving wife and 5 kids and has survived a brutal train accident.
PAGE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS
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