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===''Cobbo''===
''[[Songs#Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)|Cobbo]]'', also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delivered in the high art of mumble rap. It is extremely popular; as of February 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. ''Cobbo'', and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever receive the rare honour of starring on the [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party]] homepage, the highest award [[Soot]] could bestow.
====/s4s/ incident====
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Swaglord]]''</blockquote>[[File:10m -s4s-.png|thumb|Extremely keyed Brazilian victory|none]]The use of ''Cobbo'''s lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on [[S4s/|/s4s/]]<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967</ref><ref>https://archived.moe/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000</ref> was considered by many onlookers to have immortalized Cobson into a gem; [[Fact|GEMson]]: Coalson redeemed. This was also a [[User:FlorianopolisBrazilian|massive Brazilian victory]] and it made [[Swaglord]] go on one of the biggest [[janny]] seethe sessions ever documented.


=== Other songs===
=== Other songs===

Revision as of 14:30, 5 August 2023


Other songs

In an attempt to capitalise on the surprise success of Cobbo, Cobson produced an unofficial sequel Gemmy,[1] as well as a nutwave re-release of the original.[2] Despite good reviews and mild popularity, these spin-offs failed to capture the runaway success of the original.

In January 2022, Cobson collaborated with fellow singer-songwriter Nojak to produce a short audio sample titled 6ixϪhrembo & DJ Moose.[3]

The Great BBC Slander

Main Article: Spadeson

In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, /bant/ and the Booru depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by Discoal raiders and trannies in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/. Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.

On July 24th, 2022, Kuz announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking an end for BBC slander on the Sharty [4][5] (but they are keeping to forcing it on the wiki, th*ugh). Holy ESL

Cobinisation

Does anyone have the original? It ain't on the 'ru.
In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.

Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.

If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.

Subvariants

NuCob

A wholesome NuCob edit

NuCob is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on /qa/ on October 12th 2021 following the massive success of Cobson.[6] Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits depict NuCob as Cobson's son.[7]

Rapeson

Rapeson

Main Article: Rapeson

Rapeson, also known as Evilson is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on /soy/ on August 15th, 2022. He is commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder of children.[8][9][10]

In Popular Culture

Cobson was slightly referenced in the 2022 movie The Batman[11]

Cobson is also the name of a French indie band.[12] Jewgle won't give me any more info on them (possibly CIA intervention), so no source is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm you selfish little fuck) [13]

Gallery

  • The original frame from the movie

    The original frame from the movie

  • Vectorized Cobson

    Vectorized Cobson

See also


Notes

Citations

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBfXlCymkk
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220817182342/https://soyjak.party/news.html
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220727094419/https://soyjak.party/rules.html
  6. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5229412/
  7. ↑ hash=5a06daff25bc9df2c75b08cc1f0dbb15
  8. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110803/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/918549.html
  9. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110934/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/920417.html
  10. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220816111155/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/921403.html
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s
  12. ↑ https://www.discogs.com/release/10126394-Cobson-Cobson
  13. ↑ https://www.last.fm/music/Cobson/+wiki
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