Cobson

The Great BBC Slander

Main Article: Spadeson

In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, /bant/ and the Booru depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by Discoal raiders and trannies in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/. Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.

On July 24th, 2022, Kuz announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking an end for BBC slander on the Sharty (but they are keeping to forcing it on the wiki, th*ugh). Holy ESL

Cobinisation

In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.

Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.

If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.

Subvariants

NuCob

A wholesome NuCob edit

NuCob is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on /qa/ on October 12th 2021 following the massive success of Cobson. Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits depict NuCob as Cobson's son.

Rapeson

Rapeson

Main Article: Rapeson

Rapeson, also known as Evilson is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on /soy/ on August 15th, 2022. He is commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder of children.

In Popular Culture

Cobson was slightly referenced in the 2022 movie The Batman

Cobson is also the name of a French indie band. Jewgle won't give me any more info on them (possibly CIA intervention), so no source is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm you selfish little fuck)

Gallery

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  The original frame from the movie

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  Vectorized Cobson

See also

• Gem^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Vocaroo

Citations

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Soyjak variants
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Other variants [-+] Common variants Two Soyjaks Pointing ♦ El Perro Rabiso ♦ Cryboy Soyjak ♦ Tony Soprano Soyjak ♦ Nojak ♦ Shirtjak ♦ Snoojak ♦ ET Soyjak ♦ Wewjak ♦ Rupturejak ♦ קורנליוס האיום ♦ Its Out Get In Here ♦ Kuzjak ♦ Alicia ♦ Coinjak ♦ Smugjak ♦ PPP ♦ Flartson ♦ Darkiplier ♦ Fisheyejak Miscellaneous Chugsjak ♦ Fatjak ♦ Angryjak ♦ Reaction Soyjak ♦ Shotjak ♦ Norwegian Soyjak ♦ Platejak ♦ Pissluffare ♦ Osama bin Laden ♦ 3kliksjak ♦ Sobot ♦ Trumpjak ♦ Hatjak ♦ Shushjak ♦ Jarboy ♦ DnBjak ♦ Npestajak ♦ Yurjak ♦ Cobbert ♦ 5'6 jak ♦ Variant:Unknown
Subvariants [-+] Wholesome Soyjak ♦ Trannyjak ♦ Science Lover ♦ Swolesome Soyjak ♦ Ominous Soyjak ♦ Femjak ♦ Massjak ♦ Jacobson ♦ NuCob ♦ Evilson ♦ Spadeson ♠ Dr. Soystein ♦ Tismjak ♦ Are you soying what I'm soying ♦ Soytrio ♦ Scholar ♦ Sprokejak ♦ Schizo Hallucination Soyjak ♦ Fedora Redditor Soyjak ♦ Splicejak ♦ Smugquack ♦ Brunetto ♦ Doctos ♦ Boat rammer ♦ Lawrence ♦ Henry
Soyjak trends [-+] Deformed Soyjak ♦ Colorjaks ♦ Dreamworks ♦ Squirrel ♦ Natejaks ♦ Fruitjaks ♦ Yotsoyba ♦ Fishjaks ♦ Fingerboys ♦ OMGSISA ♦ Selfish Little Fucks ♦ Babyjak ♦ Amerimutt/Euromutt ♦ Jannyjaks ♦ Thougher ♦ NPC Soyjak ♦ /calm/ ♦ Glowiejaks ♦ IT'S OVER ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Punisher Face ♦ Tragedyjakking ♦ FNF Pedo
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