Cobson

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The Great BBC Slander

Main Article: Spadeson

In late 2021 and early 2022 edits of Cobson began to appear on the Sharty, /bant/ and the Booru depicting Cobson as a “BBC Slut,” these edits were likely made by Discoal raiders and trannies in an effort to slander Cobson’s name and title of “God-Tier Wojak.” As of late April 2022 edits are still appearing on the Party and /bant/. Cobson has refused to speak publicly about the incident but his lawyer Saul Goodman has stated in an official open letter that they are pursuing a defamation lawsuit against those posting defamatory edits.

On July 24th, 2022, Kuz announced that Cobson BBC spam is no longer allowed, marking an end for BBC slander on the Sharty [1][2] (but they are keeping to forcing it on the wiki, th*ugh). Holy ESL

Cobinisation

Does anyone have the original? It ain't on the 'ru.
In some cases, intensive cobinisation may end up replacing the native popsoylation.

Cobinisation (British English; or cobinization in American English) is a phenomenon observed in the soy community whereby previous edits featuring non-Cobson variants eventually resurface as Cobsons.

If this trend continues, scientists estimate that all soyjaks will be Cobsons by the year 2033.

Subvariants

NuCob

A wholesome NuCob edit

NuCob is a popular edit of Cobson that's mostly used in wholesome edits due to the angry nature of Cobson. NuCob was first posted on /qa/ on October 12th 2021 following the massive success of Cobson.[3] Alongside the usual wholesome edits, some edits depict NuCob as Cobson's son.[4]

Rapeson

Rapeson

Main Article: Rapeson

Rapeson, also known as Evilson is an ominous subvariant of Cobson that was first posted on /soy/ on August 15th, 2022. He is commonly depicted as a disturbingly evil character that commits acts of extreme cruelty, such as rape and murder of children.[5][6][7]

In Popular Culture

Cobson was slightly referenced in the 2022 movie The Batman[8]

Cobson is also the name of a French indie band.[9] Jewgle won't give me any more info on them (possibly CIA intervention), so no source is available. (Even though the band has a biography on lastfm you selfish little fuck) [10]

Gallery

  • The original frame from the movie

    The original frame from the movie

  • Vectorized Cobson

    Vectorized Cobson

See also


Notes

Citations

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220817182342/https://soyjak.party/news.html
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220727094419/https://soyjak.party/rules.html
  3. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5229412/
  4. ↑ hash=5a06daff25bc9df2c75b08cc1f0dbb15
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110803/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/918549.html
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220816110934/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/920417.html
  7. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220816111155/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/921403.html
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtdh0Tkqfdw&t=132s
  9. ↑ https://www.discogs.com/release/10126394-Cobson-Cobson
  10. ↑ https://www.last.fm/music/Cobson/+wiki
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