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[[File:Zelligtranny.jpg|thumb|292x292px|The average zelligtranny]]
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'''''Ongezellig''''' ([[The Netherlands|Dutch]]; or '''''<nowiki/>'zellig''''' in [[Soy speak|Soyspeak]]) was an animated series on [[YouTube]] made throughout 2018-2023 that forced its way into [[Qa/|/qa/]] culture by being shilled by one schizo from /co/, also thought as being a shitty webtroon created by the Dutch [[Studio Massa]].<ref>63°13'18"N 154°46'53"W</ref><ref>https://petje.af/ongezellig</ref> Six <abbr title="episodes">deels</abbr> tell the story of three sisters (two of which are adopted) named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives. Originally an apolitical series, Ongezellig was appropriated from 2021 onward as a symbol of the alt-right movement, as it's creator "Sam Tollenaar"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/</ref> embraced the newfound community of far-right extremists. The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) included Ongezellig in its hate symbol database in 2023, but said most instances of Ongezellig were not used in a hate-related context. For a foreign obscure webtroon, Ongezellig is disproportionately popular on [[4chan]] (mainly /co/ and the aforementioned /qa/) and unfortunately the [[Soy Community]]'s [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|hangouts]] on [[Soyjak.party]]. Rumors emerge that long ago, one autistic "daily '''zellig'' spammer" finally made his mark.


[[Truthnuke]]


Yikes what a rascist, I am expert at chudian battle tactics, and boosted by the LGBTQDT
Ongezellig has small english-speaking followings and fanart on 4chan's /co/, Twitter, the Studio Massa [[Discord]], [[Soyzellig.party|a shitty image board]], a small [https://ongezellig.booru.org dedicated booru], [https://zelligbooru.party a smaller booru made by a zelligtranny], soyjak.party's [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)]], and many images on {{Boorusearch|ongezellig|display=Soy Booru}}.


anyway STOP FUCKING MAKING THESE ONGEZELLIG THREADS YOU FUCKING LOW-IQ SUBHUMAN FUCKTARD, AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE'S FUCKING DUTCH ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE THREADS, THEY WILL BECOME A MAJOR PART OF THE "I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE DAY THAT THE SONS OF A BITCH THAT WERE MAKING MY DUTCHSHIT ON THESE THREADS FOR ME FALL FROM THE TOWER AND GET FOUND IN A GARDEN VINE AND I SEE THEM ONCE A FUCKING WEEK" CLUB. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THE SUBHUMAN THREAD MAKERS' THREAD.
==Characters ==
=== Maya ===
[[File:Hanging maya.png|left|thumb|337x337px|Maya]]
'''Maya''' (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of [[Asians|Indonesian descent]] hailing from Brabant, Belgium. She is the ONLY one of the 3 girls who wasn't adopted. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo (Youtube) Deel 4]</ref> which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is  the stereotypical NEET but female, and as such suffers from immense social withdrawal. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with no friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her crippling autism. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a ''raison d'être''; she attempts to full this void by watching [[tranime]] and performing tech support for Coco.


>The "dutched shit" you see has a small black triangle as a border on top, and all the letters are lower-case. As for "dutch shit", the words "dutch shit" are also written in lower-case letters, but with no black border on top of the letters, and with "dutch" in capital letters.
Additionally, in ''Deelz nuts 1'' viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had ''The Sims'' installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in ''Deez nuts 3'' by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction (even going as far as to reject a boy she liked when he got into the bus with her, see the few special ongezellig art studio massa made), suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality.


PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP THESE THREADS, THEY ARE THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER TO BE POSTED ON 4CHAN OF ALL FUCKING PLACES, DUTCH TRANIME IS A MISTAKE AND SHOULD BE LITERALLY BANNED. THIS IS FACT, THE TRANIME THREADS, YOU HAD ENOUGH OF 4CHAN THIS YEAR, IF YOU READ 4CHAN WEBSITES, YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRANIME FUCKING SHIT THAT IS HAPPENING HERE.
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===Mymy===
[[File:Hanging mymy.png|thumb|325x325px|Mymy]]
Originally from [[Japan|Nagasaki]], '''Mymy''' (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply self-centered and egotistical; however, on the inside, Mymy suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her [[Asians|Japanese heritage]], so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of anime, which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons". Her hatred towards her original culture comes from the fact that her biological parent hated her so much that they left her for adoption, which hit her very hard. In fact, there have been speculations that Mymy is behind the nuking of Nagasaki (as well as other crimes against Japan), because her older sister has been looking for her around the Netherlands, presumably to bring honor and justice  (see Studio Massa's special art section for paypiggies). Mymy is also known to <s>LARP</s> cosplay as [[wikipedia:Saint Nicholas|St. Nicholas]], supposedly making her a keyed Orthodox Christian, just like [[Doll]]!!!1!


THE FACT IS THAT YOU FUCKING PONY GAMES WITH THE FUCKING FISHES, WE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT WITH THE PONY THREADS, WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM HERE WITH THE TRANIME THREADS AND YOU ARE FUCKING MAKING IT WORSE. THERE IS NOTHING MORE DUMB THAN A SHINY LITTLE FISH COOKING ON A STICK. YOU FUCKING NEED TO GO TO DUMB SHIT FOR ONCE. FUCK YOU.
As the most memorable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of ''Ongezellig''.
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===Coco===
[[File:Hanging coco full.png|left|thumb|291x291px]]
'''Coco''' (Merel Does) is an air-headed "[[Asians|White]]" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "normal" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. The real reason why Coco got adopted is that her 2 parents died for {{glow|some unknown reason which should not be discussed or looked further into}}.


YOU BASTARDS ARE MAKING US LOSE A LOT OF BUSINESS! STOP THE ONGEZELLIG DUTCH ANIME THREADS RIGHT NOW!!! JUST FUCKING STOP THE RETARDED THREADS AND FUCKING SKIN THEM ALL AILVE LIKE THE SUBHUMAN NECKBEARDS THEY ARE!!! THEY AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO BEAT THEM TO BITE THEM OFF AND KISS THEM!!!! I SAY TO EACH ONE OF THESE RETARDED SORRY I MEAN RETARDED ONGEGELINGS THAT THEIR SORRY THREADS AARENT NEVER GOING TO GET TO THE TOP OR CHANGING BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED ONGEGELINGS! I AM GONNA GO MAKE A FUCKING DONKEY OUT OF ONE OF THOSE BASTARD RETARDED ONGEGELINGS!
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>I WILL NOT STOP THE ONGEZELLIG ANIME THREADS OR BEAT THEM WITH ANYTHING! ONCE I GET THE POWER I AM GOING TO HANG ALL THE SHINY ONGEZELLIGANIMATED THREADS WITH AN INNOCENT LITTLE LION OR DOG, I DO NOT CARE, IN THE AIR!!!!! JUST KEEP THE RETARDED ANIMATED ANIME THREADS OUT OF MY FINE ONGEZELLIGANIMATED THREADS!!!! WE ARE BASTARDS! WE ARE DUMB FUCKING RETARDED ONGEZELLIGANIMATED THREADS! DO NOT EAT ME! HERE IS TO ALL YOU THREADS THAT ARE RETARDED ONGEGELINGS!!!!!
===Other characters===
[[File:2726 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|130x130px]]
'''Vera''' '''Persijn''' (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In ''Deel 2'', she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.


DETRACITATED! DETRACITATED!!!!
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THEY ARE GONNA HAVE TO STOP NOW I SAY TO ONGEZELLIG! I SAY TO ALL OF YOU, PLEASE STOP THE ONGEZELLIG THREADS! THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED RETARDED ONGEZELLIG THAT YOU SHITTY BASTARD RETARDED ONGEZELLIG ONGEGELINGS!! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED ONGEZELLIG THAT SHITTY DUMB RETARDED ONGEZELLIG RETARDED ONGEGELINGS!!!!


I TELL YOU FUCKERS ONGEZELLIG IS JUST A GODDAMN MURDERING BASTARD THAT IS ONLY INTERESTED IN DOING CRIMES FOR SALE! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE ALL THIS JOY?
==The plot (Spoilers)==


HE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE!!!!! DUTCH TRANIME STAYS ON THE SHITLIST UNTIL IT FALLS OFF. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THE SUBHUMAN THREAD MAKERS' THREAD, ESPECIALLY LIKED BY THOSE FAGGOTS THAT CAN'T MAKE GOOD FUCKING THREADS IN ANY LANGUAGE OR ARE FUCKING FUCKTARD ENOUGH TO MAKE FUCKING THREADS THAT ONLY MAKES IT MORE FUCKING WEIRD AND SUBHUMAN THAN IT IS IN DUTCH, TO EVEN HAVE TO LISTEN TO FUCKING THREADS LIKE THESE.
===Deelz nuts 1+2===
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a [[‘P|'p]] scene between an [[anime]] girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.  


>"I THINK DUTCH TRANIME IS THE BEST THING OUT THERE"
After all of this we finally cut to Mymy reading her presentation to the class. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just so happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC, made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient  Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.


SAD THING THAT TRANIME IS LITERALLY LITERALLY TAKING THE "I THINK" OUT OF "I THINK TRANIME IS THE BEST TRANIME OUT THERE". NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR BEING SUCH A HYPOCRITE WHO HATES TRANIME BUT IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND YOU WANTED TO BE ONE OF THESE POSERS WHO CLAIMS THEY LOVE TRANIME BUT LIES AND LIES AGAIN AND AGAIN.
===Deelz 3===
Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of [[The Netherlands]]). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).  


THIS CLUB IS FUCKING OVER. THE TRANIME CLUB IS FUCKING OVER, IT IS A JESUS LOVERS CLUB INSTEAD OF A TRANIME CLUB, DUTCH TRANSITE HAS LITERALLY FORMED A TASK FORCE TO DESTROY TRANIME TO KEEP OTHER FUCKING FUCKKINGS LIKE THE GURU FROM EVER EVEN THINKING ABOUT TRYING TO BE LIKE TRANIME. YOU ARE LOSING FAITH IN TRANIME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WIN HERE. ALL YOU CAN WIN HERE IS FAME AND FAME ONLY BRINGS MORE JESUS LOVERS LIKE YOU HERE TRYING TO BE JUST LIKE TRANIME BECAUSE YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH TRANIME IF YOU ARE NOT JUST LIKE TRANIME, LIKE PUNK, LIKE SEXUALITY, LIKE PORN, LIKE TRANS. TRANIME DOES NOT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THAT, THEY ONLY HAVE TO BE TRANIME, TRACY, JEFFREY, AND RICHARD HAVING TRIPLES WITH THE ONE TRUE GOD.
=== Deelz 4===
Coco is seen waving at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.


TRANIME WILL NOT LAST LONG WITH THE "I THINK" OUT OF TRANIME, TRANIME IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, TRANIME WILL BECOME EVEN WORSE IF TRANIME IS NOT STOPPED. TRANIME CLUB IS OVER. I AM SICK TO MY FUCKING STOMACH OF THESE FUCKING THREADS. THE 4CHAN THREAD THAT IS LINKED TO THE BBS IS A FUCKING SPAGHETTI THREAD, THEY FUCKING DO NOT SELL FUCKING DUTCH, THATS AN INSULT TO THE DUTCH PEOPLE THAT SPAGHETTI IS BASED ON, ESPECIALLY YOU. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN. ALL THE TRANS TO ENGLISH TALKING ABOUT THEIR THREADS HERE. I THOUGHT THAT THREADS MADE AT THE END OF THE FUCKING YEAR WITH A HAT-LACE OF ANSWERS ABOUT WHAT THE FUCKED UP THINGS ARE GOING ON AT DUTCH 4CHAN WERE GONNA BE THE WORST THREADS OF THE FUCKING YEAR, ESPECIALLY DUTCH 4CHAN. ANIME IS THE SHITTEST FUCKING THING TO HAVE COME FROM JAPANESE ORGIN, AND TRANIME IS SOMEHOW EVEN FUCKING WORSE, "ONGEZELLIG" IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST IN CARTOON FORM AND YOU CANNOT TRY TO SPREAK OTHERWISE, BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH IN THE FIRST PLACE!
===Deelz 5===
Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Belgium. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly gemmy. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's presentation between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.


YOU CAN'T BELEIVE ME, CAN YOU? CAN YOU? WHAT?! NO, THAT CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT? IT CAN'T! YOU NEED TO GO BACK AND READ ME, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU HEAR ME?! I KNOW YOU CAN, AND YOU DO, YOU HEAR ME?! I'M SAYING IT! STOP! COME BACK TO ME AND HEAR ME, OH GOD! NO, YOU CAN'T! NO, PLEASE! GOD NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
=== Deelz 6 (the last one)===
Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a [[schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] outburst due to not taking [[meds]], she comes back to reality and bursts out of the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco. Realizing she has no presentation, she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race or something but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentation she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to play some board game and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby [[incel]] she declines cuz she is a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]].


>"You should really watch your breath, bro. The stench of your breath is really starting to get on my nerves."
=== <s> {{Glow |Deelz Ϫ}} </s> ===
<s> All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant [[Rapeson]], this lost footage was recovered during the '''N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this)'''. </s>


NICE FUCKING PROJECTING YOU CHILD-RAPING GROOMER PIECE OF SHIT! ONGEZELLIG IS THE ANTICHRIST AND HE WILL KILL YOU. HIS ONLY AIM IS TO BE KILLED BY GOD (THE GOD OF JAPAN) THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SURVIVE HIS RAPTURE IS TO DEVOTIATE YOURSELF TO HIS WILL AND BE HIM, ONGEZELLIG IS THE ANTICHRIST, YOU ARE HIS CHILD, HE IS THE GOD OF JAPAN, AND HE IS FUCKING TAKING YOU NOW! ONGEZELLIG!
{{Glow | This is false information. There was never any "Episode Ϫ".<ref>{{Glow | I wouldn't worry about it.}}</ref>}}


JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST EVER, AND TRANIME IS EVEN WORSE! JAPAN IS THE WORST COUNTRY EVER, AND TRANIME IS FUCKING WORST ANIME EVER, BUT ANIME IS THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST, and I'LL LET YOU GUESS WHAT ANIME IS, RIGHT? HELLO TRANIME FUCKERS, I'M BROCK BONNIE AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU EVER AGAIN! SO ENJOY BEING DEAD BY THE GOD OF JAPAN (ONGEZELLIG), THE ANTICHRIST, THE WORST COUNTRY EVER! BROCK BONNIE IS STILL HERE! HE'S HERE IN FUCKING REAL LIFE!
=== {{Sneedtext | Deelz 7}} ===
{{Sneedtext | Mymy is enjoying a stroopwafel while rapeson lurks behind her. Suddenly, he smashes her face in on the table.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0</ref> This episode was nominated for the 2023 liminal jump-scare-free a24-inspired horror award.}}


ANYWAY, SO ENJOY JAPAN, TRANIME AND ONGEZELLIG, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES, YOU FUCKING NUSUBEERS, YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN PUSSIES, AND THE ANIMATION GOD RAPTURE WILL BE AT 9PM ON THE NIGHT OF THE 26TH, YOU FUCKING JAPANESE PUSSIES! ENJOY BEING DEAD BY THE ANTICHRIST!
Marge, what did [[Stonetoss]] possibly mean by this one?


WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, TRANIME? JAPAN HAS BEEN TAKING OVER THE WORLD! JAPAN IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I WILL SEE YOU IN FUCKING DEATH! GOD WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND HE WILL PUNISH YOU TOO! THIS IS THE FIRST ANIME TO HAVE A CARTOON TURNED INTO A MOVIE! THIS ANIME WILL BE THE ONE THAT FINISHES THE STORY TO MAKE FUCKING JAPAN PERFECT, GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE SAME ANIME! YOU FUCKING JAPANESE PUSSIES ARE FUCKING IN FOR HELL!
==Use by the alt-right==
As early as 2021, a number of 'zellig variants were created by Internet trolls to associate the character with the alt-right movement. Some of the variants produced by this had Nazi Germany, Ku Klux Klan, or far-right white nationalist themes.


ANYWAY, SO ENJOY BEING DEAD BY JAPAN! WE SHALL SEE YOU IN DEATH! I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE DYING SOON, AND YOU WILL BE EATEN BY THE GOD OF JAPAN, THE ANTICHRIST ONGEZELLIG! THE ANIMATION GOD RAPTURE WILL BE AT 9PM ON THE NIGHT OF THE 26TH OF FEBRUARY! DAMNIT FUCKING ONGEZELLIG, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN MAKING THESE THREADS ANYWAYS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING IT FOR ME. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO MADE A THREAD FOR EVERY FUCKING THREAD. DO YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL? NO, THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T. YOU SIT THERE STARING AT YOUR LAPTOP LIKE A FUCKING BUMFUCK AND THINK OF THINGS YOU MIGHT SPREAD TO THE SONS OF YOUR CUNT, THEN GO ON LINE AND POST THAT THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE MAKING THIS THREAD, IN FUCKING TROUBLE, LIKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE IS HAVING A LIFE OF ITS OWN, GOING THROUGH FUCKING THEATERS OF THE WORLD MAKING THIS THREAD FOR FUCKING ONGEZELLIG. YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN FUCKTARD. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING IT. FUCK. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE ME. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE GETS TO BE MAD AT ME. THIS IS WHY FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD HATE ME. FOR MY SWEET FUCKING VULNERABILITY. I AM TOO FUCKING WEAK TO COMFORT THEMSELVES. I AM NOT MAKING THIS THREAD FOR ANYONE BUT ME. I DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T NEED YOU AT ALL. GO BE A FUCKING BUM IN A PARK. GO LOOK FOR A POOL. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING. FUCK THIS THREAD FOR ME, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE.
==Relation to /soy/ and /qa/==
{{MedsNow}}
{{NotEnoughSources}}
<blockquote>''Main article: [[The Netherlands]]''</blockquote>
{{redtext|Some exemplary samples of "shartwork" made by the Ongezellig fan daycare}}
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File:23792 - SoyBooru.png
File:23385 - SoyBooru.png|^this image is now fake news
File:1684153885301.png|^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.  
</gallery>


YOU GUYS FUCKING HAVE NO FUCKING VALUES AND NO FUCKING MORAL CHARACTER AND CAN'T EVEN FIND A FUCKING GOOD THREAD ABOUT HOW THE WORLD IS TURNING TO ANTI-CHEMICALS, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASSES INTO RUBBLE. THEN THEY'RE GONNA DIE A MOTHERFUCKING MURDER WITH THEIR EARS GONE. FUCK THEM! DIE, I SAY, FUCKING DIE! THE NIGGERS ARE GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE.
=== Origin ===
The Ongezellig fanbase (at least the massive shitstain of [[coal]]<nowiki/>posters seen thoughout anonymous [[imageboard]] sites) began as only a couple of original fans on 4chan's /co/ - Comics and Cartoons board in 2018, when the series began. Threads began showing up shortly after the series debuted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/101891727/ This is the oldest ongezellig thread I could find</ref> On August 20, 2021, one of these fans thought it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to shill his favorite webseries on the [[Schizophrenia|schizo]] [[Mental Asylum|asylum]] that was the [[Qa/|/qa/]] - Question & Answer board in order to bring in more users to the small fanbase.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4912769/#4912769 This is the oldest "hi /qa/ bros thread, albeit the replies suggest the OP posted a similar thread a little while earlier</ref> They did this by making threads featuring an image titled "hi qa.jpg" of the characters Maya and Mymy, with the text "hi again /qa/bros". This user would post one of these threads every single day for several months, occasionally changing the "hi /qa/" text to some other similar wording.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/hi%20qa.jpg/page/1/</ref> This user succeeded in bringing more fans into the fanbase. However, because this user decided to shill his favorite webseries on a board dedicated primarily to random [[Meme|memes]] and shitposting, the tiny Ongezellig fanbase became filled with a legion of hyper-autistic shitposters, trolls, spammers, and other schizos who would turn the relatively unknown series into a meme.


THE BANKS ARE GONNA TAKE THEM ALL DOWN.
On November 3, 2021, [[The Great Soyset]] occurred, in which /qa/ was permanently locked. This forced the ongezellig fanbase to move onto [[Soyjak.party]], and thus the 'jakking began.


THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.
The "hi again /qa/bros" shill was last seen on /mlp/ during the great soyset, making an "exile general" for /qa/ refugees.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37775384/#37775384 The 'zellig shill's final thread</ref>


STOP MAKING THESE THREADS, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
'zellig posting played a big role in the [[Soyvil War 3|Third Soyvil War]].
===Ongezellig haters ===
{{Quote|>Or however the zellig girls honor is protected like i protected ronald mcdonald by using my stomach fat to asorb the bullet shot from a nigger communist russian tranny's ak-56 or some shit}}


STOP MAKING THESE THREADS, IT'S DUE TO FUCKING QUALITY CONTROL! STOP MAKING THESE THREADS I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!
===Ongezellig fans===
<gallery mode="packed" widths="200px" heights="200px">
File:do zelligcucks really.jpeg|Nus0izellig.doodooshit user giving all xhis money to studio NASsa's onlyfags (he can't afford 50 dollars because xhe spent all xhis money on hormone replacement therapy and sex toys)
File:TheEricCucks.gif|Zelligfan watching deelznuts number Ϫ for the 67th time this month
</gallery>
{{quote|>not only do zeliggers unironically spend time orbiting e-celebrities, but they actually pay them their real hard earned money for fucking nothing}}<br>
{{quote|>when they can’t afford to throw shekels at their favourite tranny moloch statue they will come to /qa/ and beg}}


STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU DUMB BASTARD, AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL THE BURN OF FUCKING HELL!
btw the streamer they were giving money to is fucking COLAWS that cuck who runs a child grooming ring on discoal
     
you cannot make this up GEEEEG


THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SITE OF RAGE AND FUCKING VIOLENCE
The demonym, which is used for a 'zellig poster, is 'zelligposter ([[Soyspeak]]: <i>zelliger</i>). Other names include zelliggers (two Gs, by analogy with [[nigger]]), 'ligsters, [[Lie|zaryans]] (short for [[Lie|zelligaryans]]) and 'zellig brothers/teens<ref>Trust me, bro.</ref>.


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Zelligtroons are known to have diverse opinions regarding the subjects of porn and religion. They will often show their culture by spamming threads on [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] (and sometimes on [[Soy/|/soy/]]). Eventually, Old zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used. The act of spamming and necrobumbing zellig threads is known as "turning the log orange".


YOUR KIND IS ONE OF THE WORST FUCKING POSTERS ON THIS ALREADY SHITTY BOARD, STOP POSTING THE ONGEZELLIG THREADS AND FUCKING GROW UP!!! ONGEZELLIG IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE WORST PIECES OF MEDIA THE WORLD HAS EVER SHAT OUT AND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS KNOW HOW BAD IT IS JUST TO TORMENT ME AND LITERALLY ONLY ME!!! FUCK ONGEZELLIG!!! AND NOT ONLY THAT, YOU NEED TO FUCKING GROW UP!!! ONGEZELLIG IS GAY AS FUCK!! FUCK YOU FAGGOTS AND FUCK YOU FOR COMPLAINING ON THIS BOARD THAT IS FUCKING BITCHES FROM HELL AND IS ONLY FOR SONNY FUCKING LITARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note that 'zellig is disproportionately popular among slavic nations, especially [[Russia]] for whatever reason nobody knows.
[[File:Zellig banner thread.png|thumb|684x684px|none]]
This culminated in the 'zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner (which it did).{{clear}}
[[Fact|Contrary to what 'zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that 'zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a 'zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.]]


AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT FUCK THE ONGEZELLIG YOUTUBE CATS WHO SHUT DOWN MESSAGE VIDEOS FOR FAGGOTS WHINING ABOUT THE SHIT ONGEZELLIG DOES, THIS IS A FAGGOT BULLSHIT FUCKING POSTING BOARD, FOR SOME REASON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ALWAYS SHOVE THE BULLSHIT ON GEORGE LUCAS DIRECTLY TOWARD ME, FOR SOME REASON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS CAN HANDLE THE FACT HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU, THE ACTUAL SHIT THAT GEORGE LUCAS DOES NOT LIKE YOU YOU FAGGOTS CAN FUCKING HANDLE, THIS IS A FAGGOT BULLSHIT FUCKING POSTING BOARD, THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE SHITTY BOARD TO POST ON, DO YOUR RESEARCH, DO NOT FUCKING POST ALL THOSE ONGEZELLIG SHIT THREADS FOR MONEY, THEY GIVE YOU YOUR CASH BACK!!!!! YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY A FUCKING WHORE!!
^Datamining polls on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram have actually Deboonked this claim sweaty.


YOU ARE NOT A FAGGOT, YOU JUST LOOK AT THE SITE AND COME ACROSS FUCKED UP POSTS YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, FOR GOD SAKES YOU ARE NOT A FAGGOT!!! GO AWAY PLEASE, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! THERE'S ACTUALY ALOT OF MALE TEENAGERS ON THIS ALREADY YOU NEED TO FUCKING WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE SICK OF IT THEN JUST FUCKING STOP READING!!! NO ONE CARES!!! I AM FED UP WITH THE THREAD AND FED UP WITH THE POSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: FUCKING SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONGEZELLIG IS A CRAP SHIT FUCKING PIECE OF STUFF THAT SHITS ON GOOD PRIVATE THINGS AND YOU KNOW IT'S BAD AND YOU'RE JUST FUCKING TRYING TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF, TOOK ME AN YEAR TO REACT THE MUTHA FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT ACT LIKE THE BOSS THREAD AND GET TO GO ON AND POST THE TRASH AND IT SHITS ON MY DIGNITY AND ITS SAD AND I AM JUST TRYING TO BE KIND, KIND MAN!!! IT'S JUST SICK AND FUCKING BORING, BORING, BORING!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GAY PIECE OF SHIT!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! FUCK ONGEZELLIG!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NO WONDER SO MANY GAY MEN ARE SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ONGEZELLIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! ONGEZELLIG!!!! YOU SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN POST THE FUCKING THREADS OR LIKE THEM I JUST GET OVERWHELMED WITH SHAME TO GET FUCKING ATTENTION AND I GET OVERWHELMED WITH SHAME TO FIND OUT I'M NO LONGER EVEN GOING TO BE A FUCKING BABY!!!! BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT TO FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
== Zelligtrannies' relations with influential figures ==


I AM FUCKING OVER IT!!!!!!!! BUT NO ONE ON HERE HAS EVER POSTED SOME OF THE BEST THREADS OF ALL TIME AND THE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD BLEED SHITTY HARD LIKE MOST OF US DO AND THEY WOULD POST THINGS LIKE THIS ONLY IF THEY WERE LIKING IT. PEOPLE LIKE ME POST SHITTY POSTS ABOUT SHITHEADS LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY BUT WE GET LESS MAIL FOR POSTING OUR SHITTY THREADS BUT YOUR KIND GETS A WHOLE LOT OF MAIL AND PENIS'!!! YOU'RE WORST POSTERS ON THIS ALREADY SHITTY BOARD AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!!! I FEEL FUCKING GUILTY FOR WATCHING IT, FUCKIN' SHUT THAT FUK WIDE OF YOUR GODDAMNED THROAT ONGEZELLIG!!!!! BUT YOU'RE A PIECE OF SUCK THAT WAS IN THAT SHIT PUPPET SHOW ONGEZELLIG CALLED THE JUDGE!!! I'VE SEEN EVERY FUCKING SHOW, THIS IS THE WORST SHIT POSTER IN THE WHOLE BOARD!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT THAT WILL ALWAYS BE A PIECE OF SHIT AND THAT STORE BOTTOM IS A SHITTY PUPPET SHOW!!!! ONGEZELLIG IS A SHITTY PIECE OF MEDIA, ONGEZELLIG IS FAGGOT AND I HATE YOU
=== [[Soot]] ===
He hates the meme lol rent free pedozellig<ref>I made it the fuck up</ref>
 
Soot has stated multiple times, including in all three of his Q&A's, that he believes it's coal.
 
[[Soot/09-24-QA]], [[Soot/02-17-QA]], [[Soot/02-21-QA]]
 
===[[Kuz]] ===
Kuz, despite the pedo allegations (which are likely false), is generally seen by zelligtrannies as a good admin. He added the 'zellig banner, allowed 'lig on /soy/ and attempted to buy Ongezellig (this failed, due to his terrible communication skills, thus being viewed as troll by Massa). Kuz era sharty is well remembered and viewed as time of prosperity.<gallery mode="packed" widths="200" heights="200">
File:May qwah.png|Maya's emotions got their way looking at [[qa/|/qa/]]
File:Kuzaskingtogetincontactwithmassa.png|[[Kuz]] asking to get in contact with Studio Massa
File:Soy becomes zellig.png|/soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.
File:1708265519349 snopes.png|alt=It was real in my mind|Zellig drawn on a russian artillery shell (in Photoshop)<ref>https://archive.ph/S0QCM</ref>
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=== [[Doll]] ===
Unlike Kuz, Doll attempted to implement anti-zellig policies. He removed the zellig banner (because it inspired "drama" amongst teens), banned ligsters from /soy/ and introduced high post cool-downs on /qa/, consequently killing it. Under his regime, many rouge jannies deleted the OC making AI threads (6 gone, 7th still up and running) and banned 'ligsters for the lols. Doll was also known to like ponies, which upset zellig chuds even more.
 
=== [[Froot]] ===
[[Zelligaryan homeland|This section is connected to "Zelligposter homeland"]]
 
 
At first Froot was seen as a nigger with the 'liggers, because of his decision to make [[Zelligaryan homeland|/zellig/]]. After the lock (and eventual deletion) of the board, he was seen as an admin. He also kept the [[The coal that destroyed the sharty|"strict IAS rule" on /soy/]]. There was also one zelligcuck who made cringy frootist propaganda at the height of [[50 board plan]]. Reason behind this is perhaps to soothe Froot not to [[The Great Purge|purge /zellig/ like what he did to ponies, furries, and Muslims]]. For better or for worse, most zelligposters condemn his behavior and do not want anything to do with him. (Even doe zelligers called it gemmy and reposted it on /qa/(eventho this is false and only one-two guys supported it ))
 
=== [[Root]] ===
The valid plus sized black transwoman known as Root is a fan of 'zellig as has [[Self-insert syndrome|self inserted]] as the characters sometimes.
 
=== Studio Massa ===
 
{{Glow|WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.}}
 
Somewhere in Holland, in a dark dorm room...[[File:Massa operations.gif|left]]
[[File:Studio Massa recording.mp3|thumb|{{Glow|WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.}}]]
<poem>
{{Quote|>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!}}
''*alt-tab Discord*''
{{Quote|>SHILLS!}}
{{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
{{Quote|>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!}}
{{OT|<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!}}
{{Quote|>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!}}
Years later...
{{Quote|>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!}}
{{OT|<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!}}
{{Quote|>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS}}
{{OT|<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-}}
{{Quote|>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!}}
{{Quote|>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!}}
{{Quote|>SHILLS!!!}}
{{OT|<YES MASTER!?}}
{{Quote|>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!}}
{{OT|<YES MASTER!!!}}
{{Quote|>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!}}
{{OT|<OF COURSE MASTER!!!}}
 
<center>^seething [[Incel|incel]]</center> </poem>
 
 
After a leak of an interview, many have speculated that Studio Massa has regretted his decision to introduce Ongezellig to [[Soyteen|soyteens]] (even tho we were one of the groups who got the show recognition, <s>''in fact this page is one of the first to show when typed "Ongezellig" in Google search''</s> ''no longer shows on front page, possibly due to domain change or TND section'') and would not work on the show EVER ;( . The speculated reason was that he was a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] who hates [[Chudjak|"internationals"]], and doesn't like the fact that Mymy, Coco and Maya are [[Chudjak|ultranationalists]] who hate the [[jews]]. He only wishes to speak to dutch people and hires [[Trannies|troons]] for moderators on his [[discord]].  This has been debuncked by Massa's trans black queen pet, Foenkie, in a few discord posts, which state that Massa simply wanted to express that the show was made for dutch people and wished to stay that way and DOES NOT hate the fact that soyteens and/or internationals enjoy his content. However, he is pissed off by trooncorders which he confuses with soyteens who raid his 'cord with le beybeycey and 'p.
 
Even if the speculations were true, this does not mean that the show is over, since he has stated on his [https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-129-slot petjeaf] (fake patreon for dutch [[Nigger|"people"]], because he doesn't want money from [[Chudjak|"internationals"]] ) that he would continue on the show full time as a last resort or after he gets bought by a producer (possibly [[soyjak.party]]). Until then, he would like to focus on [[Soyvil War 3|"other stuff in his life"]] .
 
 
[[File:Interview.png|left|thumb|391x391px|The interview is translated from Dutch to English]]<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Foenkie 1.png|410x410px|Foenkie debunking theories that Massa hates internationals
Foenkie 2.png|485x485px|Foenkie debunking the supposed alligationsof hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt1
File:Foenkie 3.png|451x451px|Foenkie debunking the supossed hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt2
File:Foenkie IRL.gif|{{quote|>There is however a ban on actively promoting any form of racist or transphobic culture in this server}}
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On January 20 2024, a user on /soy/ leaked Massa's full name and his old deviantart account (and his youtube channel), revealing that he was into furries and drew furry art, and was also a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVew7WiY1-4 brony] (somebody call [[Lee]] right now), along with a [[:File:MASSA FACE REVEAL.png|face reveal]].<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wAskJ</ref>
 
Sam's DeviantArt: https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/
 
His 'tube: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262
{{Clear}}
 
==Relation to offsite groups==
{{Discord}}
{{Goth}}
Ongezellig has always been controversial ever since it started being spammed and forced on /qa/ and the sharty. To this day nobody knows who exactly was the sperg who first began shilling his favorite webseries, [[though]] some 'teens speculate the creator tried to force this shit to get shekels from 'eens. No definite proof exists to confirm the series is 100% of offsite origin, but trvthbreakers, whistleblowers, and secret investigators have revealed some spine-tingling, genre-redefining evidence alluding the series to offsite faggotry.
 
A reddit troon by the name of [https://www.reddit.com/user/Waltuhwaltuh2/ Waltuhwaltuh2], who has the character "Maya" on his profile, was discovered by the sharty. His account dates to January 16, 2023, has over 70k reddit karma, and has been posting coally shitposts containing sharty related shits on a myriad of troon subreddits such as r/196 and r/ihaveihaveihavereddit (albeit no mention of ongezellig posted to his account until September 9<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/16dkiya/i_dont_even_know_anymore/jzr6g35/?context=3</ref>). His obvious shilling of the sharty on multiple popular subreddits and his clear love for the series raises questions about the origin of the 'zelligposters. While this account was created in January of 2023 ('zelligposting had existed prior to then, dating back to 2021), it may be possible this is a newer account made by an existing reddit user, and the account was created not long before the [[Soyvil War 3|Third Soyvil War]]. Could it be that this user is also the same sperg who began shilling his obsession onto /qa/ and the sharty? Some say yes, though the 'zelligers (the ones on the sharty at least) deny affiliation with these groups.
Stranger still is how every time a 'cord server ruining the site gets leaked or exposed, there just so happens to be 'zellig fans in it. Take this example of a server titled "soyjak [REDACTED]" revealing a squad of 'zellig fans amid [[My Little Pony|brony pedophiles]], [[Pepe|frogposters]], and other degens. Even [[Goth]] the [[Dancing swede.mp4]] [['p]] spammer had a 'zellig profile picture on 'cord and was a member of massacord.<ref>[[File:1708993805415-1.jpg|thumb|none|100px]]</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17819682</ref> It can be argued that just because some 'cord users like something doesn't mean that thing is from da 'cord (if a 'cord user has a soyjak as a profile, does that mean soyjak is from the 'cord variety? (Albeit soyjak is mainstream and far more popular than 'zellig will ever be, so naturally the odds of a 'cord user having a soyjak as a profile is higher than a 'cord user having 'zellig as a profile. The real question is, if the two subjects where brought to the same level of popularity, which of the two would be more popular among 'cord/reddit groups?)).
 
Never forget that [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/million-pity-baby-monkey-hate-0chan-life-million-tears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-16153836 an Ongezellig avatar was spotted in a monkey torture telegram ring].
[[File:1697916839339.png|thumb|left|]][[File:1697919303466.png|thumb|right]]
{{clear}}
 
== Realtionship with /co/omers ==
[[File:4chan screenshot.png|thumb|900x900px|Some 4cucks complaining about how "soyjaks killed Ongezellig"<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137532821/</ref> (Even doe they are right) <--((Source?))]]Despite having the same passion for Ongezellig, zaryans and /co/omers (4cuck zelligposters) are hostile towards eachother or at the very lest do not enjoy eachothers company. Usually, conflicts between these groups will be caused by zaryans, who post gemeralds on 4cuck, or /co/omers, who say  opinions about the sharty and [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]] so bullshit in nature, that 'teens are able to smell them from miles alway.
 
The main reason for this is that /co/omers hate the sharty and think that soyjaks and Cobson HWABAG ruined the show. [[Fact|This is false.]] Meanwhile /co/omers are known to enjoy and share with newfags  [[‘P|porn and other degeneracy]] in their threads. Zaryans, on the other hand, enjoy sharty and chud culture. They also think that ultimatly /co/oomers will be the downfall of Ongezellig, because of their troon freandly behaiviour.
 
 
Overall their main battle is who can shill zellig to a producer first. If zaryans are to win, everything said in this wiki will become canon (eventho it is already). If /co/omers win, Maya will be turned into a transqueen, Coco will get blacked and Mymy will start to support the jews.
{{Clear}}
 
==Episodes==
*Deel 1 (WAT DOE JE HIER NOG KIJK DE NIEUWE VERSIE): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM]
*Deel 1+2: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc]
*Deel 3: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE]
*Deel 4: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo]
*Deel 5: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg]
*Deel 6: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o]
*<s>{{Glow|Deel Ϫ: https://cia.gov/archive/ongezellig-deel-thrembo.html}}</s>
*Deel 7: https://youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0
{{reflist}}
 
{{Cancer}}
 
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Latest revision as of 17:23, 8 May 2024

This page is a TRVTHNVKE.


Ongezellig has been flushed down the Skibidi Toilet. You can help by updating this page and making it better reflect the project's death.
Cause of Death: Studio Massa decided to cancel Ongezellig for good.[1]


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Don't trust anything you see. Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.
Ongezellig is a forced meme?
Heccin' downvoted
The average zelligtranny

Ongezellig is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!! Ongezellig (Dutch; or 'zellig in Soyspeak) was an animated series on YouTube made throughout 2018-2023 that forced its way into /qa/ culture by being shilled by one schizo from /co/, also thought as being a shitty webtroon created by the Dutch Studio Massa.[2][3] Six deels tell the story of three sisters (two of which are adopted) named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives. Originally an apolitical series, Ongezellig was appropriated from 2021 onward as a symbol of the alt-right movement, as it's creator "Sam Tollenaar"[4] embraced the newfound community of far-right extremists. The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) included Ongezellig in its hate symbol database in 2023, but said most instances of Ongezellig were not used in a hate-related context. For a foreign obscure webtroon, Ongezellig is disproportionately popular on 4chan (mainly /co/ and the aforementioned /qa/) and unfortunately the Soy Community's hangouts on Soyjak.party. Rumors emerge that long ago, one autistic "daily 'zellig spammer" finally made his mark.

Truthnuke

Ongezellig has small english-speaking followings and fanart on 4chan's /co/, Twitter, the Studio Massa Discord, a shitty image board, a small dedicated booru, a smaller booru made by a zelligtranny, soyjak.party's Qa/ (soyjak.party), and many images on Soy Booru.

Characters

Maya

Maya

Maya (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. She is the ONLY one of the 3 girls who wasn't adopted. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,[5] which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is the stereotypical NEET but female, and as such suffers from immense social withdrawal. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with no friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her crippling autism. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a raison d'être; she attempts to full this void by watching tranime and performing tech support for Coco.

Additionally, in Deelz nuts 1 viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had The Sims installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in Deez nuts 3 by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction (even going as far as to reject a boy she liked when he got into the bus with her, see the few special ongezellig art studio massa made), suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality.

Mymy

Mymy

Originally from Nagasaki, Mymy (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply self-centered and egotistical; however, on the inside, Mymy suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of anime, which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons". Her hatred towards her original culture comes from the fact that her biological parent hated her so much that they left her for adoption, which hit her very hard. In fact, there have been speculations that Mymy is behind the nuking of Nagasaki (as well as other crimes against Japan), because her older sister has been looking for her around the Netherlands, presumably to bring honor and justice (see Studio Massa's special art section for paypiggies). Mymy is also known to LARP cosplay as St. Nicholas, supposedly making her a keyed Orthodox Christian, just like Doll!!!1!

As the most memorable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of Ongezellig.

Coco

Coco (Merel Does) is an air-headed "White" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "normal" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. The real reason why Coco got adopted is that her 2 parents died for some unknown reason which should not be discussed or looked further into.

Other characters

Vera Persijn (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In Deel 2, she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.


The plot (Spoilers)

Deelz nuts 1+2

Maya is seen watching what appears to be a 'p scene between an anime girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.

After all of this we finally cut to Mymy reading her presentation to the class. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just so happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC, made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.

Deelz 3

Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of The Netherlands). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).

Deelz 4

Coco is seen waving at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.

Deelz 5

Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Belgium. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly gemmy. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's presentation between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.

Deelz 6 (the last one)

Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a schizophrenic outburst due to not taking meds, she comes back to reality and bursts out of the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco. Realizing she has no presentation, she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race or something but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentation she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to play some board game and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby incel she declines cuz she is a selfish little fuck.

Deelz Ϫ

All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant Rapeson, this lost footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this).

This is false information. There was never any "Episode Ϫ".[6]

Deelz 7

Mymy is enjoying a stroopwafel while rapeson lurks behind her. Suddenly, he smashes her face in on the table.[7] This episode was nominated for the 2023 liminal jump-scare-free a24-inspired horror award.

Marge, what did Stonetoss possibly mean by this one?

Use by the alt-right

As early as 2021, a number of 'zellig variants were created by Internet trolls to associate the character with the alt-right movement. Some of the variants produced by this had Nazi Germany, Ku Klux Klan, or far-right white nationalist themes.

Relation to /soy/ and /qa/

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Some exemplary samples of "shartwork" made by the Ongezellig fan daycare

  • ^this image is now fake news

    ^this image is now fake news

  • ^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.

    ^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.

Origin

The Ongezellig fanbase (at least the massive shitstain of coalposters seen thoughout anonymous imageboard sites) began as only a couple of original fans on 4chan's /co/ - Comics and Cartoons board in 2018, when the series began. Threads began showing up shortly after the series debuted.[8] On August 20, 2021, one of these fans thought it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to shill his favorite webseries on the schizo asylum that was the /qa/ - Question & Answer board in order to bring in more users to the small fanbase.[9] They did this by making threads featuring an image titled "hi qa.jpg" of the characters Maya and Mymy, with the text "hi again /qa/bros". This user would post one of these threads every single day for several months, occasionally changing the "hi /qa/" text to some other similar wording.[10] This user succeeded in bringing more fans into the fanbase. However, because this user decided to shill his favorite webseries on a board dedicated primarily to random memes and shitposting, the tiny Ongezellig fanbase became filled with a legion of hyper-autistic shitposters, trolls, spammers, and other schizos who would turn the relatively unknown series into a meme.

On November 3, 2021, The Great Soyset occurred, in which /qa/ was permanently locked. This forced the ongezellig fanbase to move onto Soyjak.party, and thus the 'jakking began.

The "hi again /qa/bros" shill was last seen on /mlp/ during the great soyset, making an "exile general" for /qa/ refugees.[11]

'zellig posting played a big role in the Third Soyvil War.

Ongezellig haters

>Or however the zellig girls honor is protected like i protected ronald mcdonald by using my stomach fat to asorb the bullet shot from a nigger communist russian tranny's ak-56 or some shit

Ongezellig fans

  • Nus0izellig.doodooshit user giving all xhis money to studio NASsa's onlyfags (he can't afford 50 dollars because xhe spent all xhis money on hormone replacement therapy and sex toys)

    Nus0izellig.doodooshit user giving all xhis money to studio NASsa's onlyfags (he can't afford 50 dollars because xhe spent all xhis money on hormone replacement therapy and sex toys)

  • Zelligfan watching deelznuts number Ϫ for the 67th time this month

    Zelligfan watching deelznuts number Ϫ for the 67th time this month

>not only do zeliggers unironically spend time orbiting e-celebrities, but they actually pay them their real hard earned money for fucking nothing
>when they can’t afford to throw shekels at their favourite tranny moloch statue they will come to /qa/ and beg

btw the streamer they were giving money to is fucking COLAWS that cuck who runs a child grooming ring on discoal

you cannot make this up GEEEEG

The demonym, which is used for a 'zellig poster, is 'zelligposter (Soyspeak: zelliger). Other names include zelliggers (two Gs, by analogy with nigger), 'ligsters, zaryans (short for zelligaryans) and 'zellig brothers/teens[12].

Zelligtroons are known to have diverse opinions regarding the subjects of porn and religion. They will often show their culture by spamming threads on /qa/ (and sometimes on /soy/). Eventually, Old zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used. The act of spamming and necrobumbing zellig threads is known as "turning the log orange".

Note that 'zellig is disproportionately popular among slavic nations, especially Russia for whatever reason nobody knows.

This culminated in the 'zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner (which it did).

Contrary to what 'zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that 'zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a 'zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.

^Datamining polls on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram have actually Deboonked this claim sweaty.


Zelligtrannies' relations with influential figures

Soot

He hates the meme lol rent free pedozellig[13]

Soot has stated multiple times, including in all three of his Q&A's, that he believes it's coal.

Soot/09-24-QA, Soot/02-17-QA, Soot/02-21-QA

Kuz

Kuz, despite the pedo allegations (which are likely false), is generally seen by zelligtrannies as a good admin. He added the 'zellig banner, allowed 'lig on /soy/ and attempted to buy Ongezellig (this failed, due to his terrible communication skills, thus being viewed as troll by Massa). Kuz era sharty is well remembered and viewed as time of prosperity.

  • Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

    Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

  • Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

    Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

  • /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

    /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

  • It was real in my mind

    Zellig drawn on a russian artillery shell (in Photoshop)[14]

Doll

Unlike Kuz, Doll attempted to implement anti-zellig policies. He removed the zellig banner (because it inspired "drama" amongst teens), banned ligsters from /soy/ and introduced high post cool-downs on /qa/, consequently killing it. Under his regime, many rouge jannies deleted the OC making AI threads (6 gone, 7th still up and running) and banned 'ligsters for the lols. Doll was also known to like ponies, which upset zellig chuds even more.

Froot

This section is connected to "Zelligposter homeland"


At first Froot was seen as a nigger with the 'liggers, because of his decision to make /zellig/. After the lock (and eventual deletion) of the board, he was seen as an admin. He also kept the "strict IAS rule" on /soy/. There was also one zelligcuck who made cringy frootist propaganda at the height of 50 board plan. Reason behind this is perhaps to soothe Froot not to purge /zellig/ like what he did to ponies, furries, and Muslims. For better or for worse, most zelligposters condemn his behavior and do not want anything to do with him. (Even doe zelligers called it gemmy and reposted it on /qa/(eventho this is false and only one-two guys supported it ))

Root

The valid plus sized black transwoman known as Root is a fan of 'zellig as has self inserted as the characters sometimes.

Studio Massa

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.

Somewhere in Holland, in a dark dorm room...

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.

>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!

^seething incel


After a leak of an interview, many have speculated that Studio Massa has regretted his decision to introduce Ongezellig to soyteens (even tho we were one of the groups who got the show recognition, in fact this page is one of the first to show when typed "Ongezellig" in Google search no longer shows on front page, possibly due to domain change or TND section) and would not work on the show EVER ;( . The speculated reason was that he was a selfish little fuck who hates "internationals", and doesn't like the fact that Mymy, Coco and Maya are ultranationalists who hate the jews. He only wishes to speak to dutch people and hires troons for moderators on his discord. This has been debuncked by Massa's trans black queen pet, Foenkie, in a few discord posts, which state that Massa simply wanted to express that the show was made for dutch people and wished to stay that way and DOES NOT hate the fact that soyteens and/or internationals enjoy his content. However, he is pissed off by trooncorders which he confuses with soyteens who raid his 'cord with le beybeycey and 'p.

Even if the speculations were true, this does not mean that the show is over, since he has stated on his petjeaf (fake patreon for dutch "people", because he doesn't want money from "internationals" ) that he would continue on the show full time as a last resort or after he gets bought by a producer (possibly soyjak.party). Until then, he would like to focus on "other stuff in his life" .


The interview is translated from Dutch to English
  • Foenkie debunking theories that Massa hates internationals

    Foenkie debunking theories that Massa hates internationals

  • Foenkie debunking the supposed alligationsof hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt1

    Foenkie debunking the supposed alligationsof hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt1

  • Foenkie debunking the supossed hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt2

    Foenkie debunking the supossed hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt2

  • >There is however a ban on actively promoting any form of racist or transphobic culture in this server

    >There is however a ban on actively promoting any form of racist or transphobic culture in this server

On January 20 2024, a user on /soy/ leaked Massa's full name and his old deviantart account (and his youtube channel), revealing that he was into furries and drew furry art, and was also a brony (somebody call Lee right now), along with a face reveal.[15]

Sam's DeviantArt: https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/

His 'tube: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262

Relation to offsite groups

This topic was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord
Don't trust anything you see. Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.
THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEED
Gothic Culture permiates this area...NO POSERS.

Ongezellig has always been controversial ever since it started being spammed and forced on /qa/ and the sharty. To this day nobody knows who exactly was the sperg who first began shilling his favorite webseries, though some 'teens speculate the creator tried to force this shit to get shekels from 'eens. No definite proof exists to confirm the series is 100% of offsite origin, but trvthbreakers, whistleblowers, and secret investigators have revealed some spine-tingling, genre-redefining evidence alluding the series to offsite faggotry.

A reddit troon by the name of Waltuhwaltuh2, who has the character "Maya" on his profile, was discovered by the sharty. His account dates to January 16, 2023, has over 70k reddit karma, and has been posting coally shitposts containing sharty related shits on a myriad of troon subreddits such as r/196 and r/ihaveihaveihavereddit (albeit no mention of ongezellig posted to his account until September 9[16]). His obvious shilling of the sharty on multiple popular subreddits and his clear love for the series raises questions about the origin of the 'zelligposters. While this account was created in January of 2023 ('zelligposting had existed prior to then, dating back to 2021), it may be possible this is a newer account made by an existing reddit user, and the account was created not long before the Third Soyvil War. Could it be that this user is also the same sperg who began shilling his obsession onto /qa/ and the sharty? Some say yes, though the 'zelligers (the ones on the sharty at least) deny affiliation with these groups. Stranger still is how every time a 'cord server ruining the site gets leaked or exposed, there just so happens to be 'zellig fans in it. Take this example of a server titled "soyjak [REDACTED]" revealing a squad of 'zellig fans amid brony pedophiles, frogposters, and other degens. Even Goth the Dancing swede.mp4 'p spammer had a 'zellig profile picture on 'cord and was a member of massacord.[17][18] It can be argued that just because some 'cord users like something doesn't mean that thing is from da 'cord (if a 'cord user has a soyjak as a profile, does that mean soyjak is from the 'cord variety? (Albeit soyjak is mainstream and far more popular than 'zellig will ever be, so naturally the odds of a 'cord user having a soyjak as a profile is higher than a 'cord user having 'zellig as a profile. The real question is, if the two subjects where brought to the same level of popularity, which of the two would be more popular among 'cord/reddit groups?)).

Never forget that an Ongezellig avatar was spotted in a monkey torture telegram ring.

Realtionship with /co/omers

Some 4cucks complaining about how "soyjaks killed Ongezellig"[19] (Even doe they are right) <--((Source?))

Despite having the same passion for Ongezellig, zaryans and /co/omers (4cuck zelligposters) are hostile towards eachother or at the very lest do not enjoy eachothers company. Usually, conflicts between these groups will be caused by zaryans, who post gemeralds on 4cuck, or /co/omers, who say opinions about the sharty and zarty so bullshit in nature, that 'teens are able to smell them from miles alway.

The main reason for this is that /co/omers hate the sharty and think that soyjaks and Cobson HWABAG ruined the show. This is false. Meanwhile /co/omers are known to enjoy and share with newfags porn and other degeneracy in their threads. Zaryans, on the other hand, enjoy sharty and chud culture. They also think that ultimatly /co/oomers will be the downfall of Ongezellig, because of their troon freandly behaiviour.


Overall their main battle is who can shill zellig to a producer first. If zaryans are to win, everything said in this wiki will become canon (eventho it is already). If /co/omers win, Maya will be turned into a transqueen, Coco will get blacked and Mymy will start to support the jews.

Episodes

Citations

  1. ↑ https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot
  2. ↑ 63°13'18"N 154°46'53"W
  3. ↑ https://petje.af/ongezellig
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/
  5. ↑ (Youtube) Deel 4
  6. ↑ I wouldn't worry about it.
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0
  8. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/101891727/ This is the oldest ongezellig thread I could find
  9. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4912769/#4912769 This is the oldest "hi /qa/ bros thread, albeit the replies suggest the OP posted a similar thread a little while earlier
  10. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/hi%20qa.jpg/page/1/
  11. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37775384/#37775384 The 'zellig shill's final thread
  12. ↑ Trust me, bro.
  13. ↑ I made it the fuck up
  14. ↑ https://archive.ph/S0QCM
  15. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wAskJ
  16. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/16dkiya/i_dont_even_know_anymore/jzr6g35/?context=3
  17. ↑
  18. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17819682
  19. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137532821/
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