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'''''Ongezellig''''' ([[The Netherlands|Dutch]]; or '''''<nowiki/>'zellig''''' in [[Soy speak|Soyspeak]]) is a webtroon created by the Dutch Studio [[Buck Breaking|Massa]] (who is a world-renowned buck breaker).<ref>https://petje.af/ongezellig</ref> Six <abbr title="episodes">deels</abbr> tell the story of three adopted sisters named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives.
[[File:Mymy Ongezellig.png|thumb|300px]] {{Brimstone}}
For a foreign obscure webtoon, Ongezellig pictures are disproportionately popular on 4chan and cancerous [[Soy Community]] hangouts. Rumors emerge that long ago, one autistic "daily '''zellig'' spammer" finally made his mark.
'''''Ongezellig''''' ([[The Netherlands|Dutch]]; or '''''<nowiki/>'zellig''''' in [[Soy speak|Soyspeak]]) was an animated series on [[YouTube]] made throughout 2018-2023 that somehow shilled it's way into [[Qa/|/qa/]] culture, also thought as being a [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|slice of life]] webtroon created by the Dutch [[Studio Massa]]<ref>63°13'18"N 154°46'53"W</ref>.<ref>https://petje.af/ongezellig</ref> Six <abbr title="episodes">deels</abbr> tell the story of three sisters (two of which are adopted) named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives. Originally an apolitical series, Ongezellig was appropriated from 2021 onward as a symbol of the alt-right movement, as it's creator "Sam Tollenaar"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/</ref> embraced the newfound community of far-right extremists. The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) included Ongezellig in its hate symbol database in 2023, but said most instances of Ongezellig were not used in a hate-related context. For a foreign obscure webtoon, Ongezellig is disproportionately popular on [[4chan]] (mainly /co/ and the aforementioned /qa/) and cancerous [[Soy Community]] [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|hangouts]] on [[Soyjak.party]]. Rumors emerge that long ago, one autistic "daily '''zellig'' spammer" finally made his mark.
 
Ongezellig has small english-speaking followings and fanart on 4chan's /co/, Twitter, the Studio Massa [[Discord]], [[Soyzellig.party|an image board]], a small [https://ongezellig.booru.org dedicated booru], [https://zelligbooru.party a smaller booru made by a soyteen], soyjak.party, and many images on {{Boorusearch|ongezellig|display=Soy Booru}}.


Ongezellig has small english-speaking followings and fanart on 4chan/co/, Twitter, the Studio Massa Discord, and a small [https://ongezellig.booru.org dedicated booru]. The [[booru|Soy booru]] counts about {{Boorusearch|ongezellig|display=101}} images of the 'Zellig girls.
==Characters ==
==Characters ==
=== Maya ===
=== Maya ===
[[File:Maya it's over.png|left|149x149px]]
[[File:Soymaya.png|thumb|left|149px]]
'''Maya''' (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. she is the ONLY one of the 3 girl who wasn't adopted. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo (Youtube) Deel 4]</ref> which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is  the stereotypical NEET but female, and as such suffers from immense social withdrawal. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her crippling autism. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a ''raison d'être''; she attempts to full this void by watching anime and performing tech support for Coco.
'''Maya''' (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of [[Asians|Indonesian descent]] hailing from Brabant, Belgium. She is the ONLY one of the 3 girl who wasn't adopted. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo (Youtube) Deel 4]</ref> which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is  the stereotypical NEET but female, and as such suffers from immense social withdrawal. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her crippling autism. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a ''raison d'être''; she attempts to full this void by watching [[tranime]] and performing tech support for Coco.
 
Additionally, in ''Deelz nuts 1'' viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had ''The Sims'' installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in ''Deez nuts 3'' by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction (even going as far as to reject a boy she liked when he got into the bus with her, see the few special ongezellig art studio massa made), suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality.
 
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===Mymy===
===Mymy===
[[File:Mymy zellig.png|thumb|156x156px]]
[[File:Mymy zellig.png|thumb|156x156px]]
Originally from Nagasaki, '''Mymy''' (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply self-centered and egotistical; however, on the inside, Mymy suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of [[anime]], which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons". Her hatred towards her biological culture kinda comes from the fact that her biological parent hated her so much that they left her for adoption, which hit her very hard (see Studio Massa's special art section for paypiggies).
Originally from Nagasaki, '''Mymy''' (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply self-centered and egotistical; however, on the inside, Mymy suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her [[Asians|Japanese heritage]], so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of anime, which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons". Her hatred towards her original culture comes from the fact that her biological parent hated her so much that they left her for adoption, which hit her very hard. In fact, there have been speculations that Mymy is behind the nuking of Nagasaki (as well as other crimes against Japan), because her older sister has been looking for her around the Netherlands, presumably to bring honor and justice  (see Studio Massa's special art section for paypiggies). Mymy is also known to LARP as [[wikipedia:Saint Nicholas|St. Nicholas]], making her a keyed [[Christianity|Orthodox Christian]], just like le hecking Doll !!!1!


As the most recognisable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of ''Ongezellig''.
As the most memorable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of ''Ongezellig''.
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===Coco===
===Coco===
[[File:23473 - angry clothes coco (ongezellig) female glasses hair ongezellig scarf soyjak variant chudjak.png|left|thumb|148x148px]]
[[File:23473 - angry clothes coco (ongezellig) female glasses hair ongezellig scarf soyjak variant chudjak.png|left|thumb|148x148px]]
'''Coco''' (Merel Does) is an air-headed "White" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "normal" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. <s>Some fans insist that Coco's parents were farmers who were murdered by the ANC, however independent truthlers have concluded that the idea that white farmers were killed by South African KAFFERS in the wake of the Apartheid's end is part of the White Replacement Conspiracy Theory, and it's all real.</s>  <-- This is all fake and fanfic.The real reason why Coco got adopted is that her 2 parents died of a tragic car accident caused by a stupid drunk driver somewhere in west South Africa (close to Johannesburg). This has been proven by Studio Massa himself (he said that on the official massacord discord server) and by ongezellig art made by him.
'''Coco''' (Merel Does) is an air-headed "[[Asians|White]]" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "normal" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. The real reason why Coco got adopted is that her 2 parents died for {{glow|some unknown reason which should not be discussed or looked further into}}.


Additionally, in ''Deelz nuts 1'' viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had ''The Sims'' installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in ''Deez nuts 3'' by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction (even going as far as to reject a boy she liked when he got into the bus with her, see the few special ongezellig art studio massa made), suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality. 
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Who cares? I do thouhg.
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===Other characters===
===Other characters===
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[[File:2726 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|130x130px]]
'''Vera''' '''Persijn''' (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In ''Deel 2'', she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.
'''Vera''' '''Persijn''' (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In ''Deel 2'', she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.
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==The plot so far (SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW)==
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==The plot (Spoilers)==


===Deelz nuts 1+2===
===Deelz nuts 1+2===
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a 'p scene between an [[anime]] girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.  
Maya is seen watching what appears to be a [[‘P|'p]] scene between an [[anime]] girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.  


After all of this we finally cut to Mymy presenting her anus. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC , made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient  Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.
After all of this we finally cut to Mymy reading her presentation to the class. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just so happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC, made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient  Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.


===Deelz 3===
===Deelz 3===
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=== Deelz 4===
=== Deelz 4===
Coco is seen waving her penis at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.
Coco is seen waving at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.


===Deelz 5===
===Deelz 5===
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=== Deelz 6 (the last one)===
=== Deelz 6 (the last one)===
Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a [[schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] outburst due to not taking her [[meds]] she comes back to reality and bursts out of the out the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco's big fat Afrikaner titties. Realizing she has no presentatie she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentatie she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to have hot lesbo sex and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby [[incel]] she declines (she also loves that BWC doe.)
Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a [[schizophrenia|schizophrenic]] outburst due to not taking [[meds]], she comes back to reality and bursts out of the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco. Realizing she has no presentation, she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race or something but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentation she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to play some board game and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby [[incel]] she declines cuz she is a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]].
 
=== <s> {{Glow |Deelz Ϫ}} </s> ===
<s> All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant [[Rapeson]], this lost footage was recovered during the '''N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this)'''. </s>
 
{{Glow | This is false information. There was never any "Episode Ϫ".<ref>{{Glow | I wouldn't worry about it.}}</ref>}}
 
=== {{Sneedtext | Deelz 7}} ===
{{Sneedtext | Mymy is enjoying a stroopwafel while rapeson lurks behind her. Suddenly, he smashes her face in on the table.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0</ref> This episode was nominated for the 2023 liminal jump-scare-free a24-inspired horror award.}}
 
Marge, what did [[Stonetoss]] possibly mean by this one?


=== Deelz Ϫ ===
==Use by the alt-right==
All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant [[Rapeson]], this footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident in february 6nth 2026
As early as 2021, a number of 'zellig variants were created by Internet trolls to associate the character with the alt-right movement. Some of the variants produced by this had Nazi Germany, Ku Klux Klan, or far-right white nationalist themes.


==Relation to /soy/ and /qa/ culture==
==Relation to /soy/ and /qa/==
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<blockquote>''Main article: [[The Netherlands]]''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Main article: [[The Netherlands]]''</blockquote>
===TND===
{{redtext|Some exemplary samples of "shartwork" made by the Ongezellig fan daycare}}
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File:1684153885301.png|^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.
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Both Mymy and Coco support [[TND]], Maya's position is currently unknown, but it is estimated that she is against it due to [[Anime|tranime brain rot]]


Mymy supports TND due to being a Dutch nationalist meanwhile Coco supports TND due to her parents being butchered by niggers whilst she was just a little girl.
=== Origin ===
The Ongezellig fanbase (at least the massive shitstain of [[coal]]<nowiki/>posters seen thoughout anonymous [[imageboard]] sites) began as only a couple of original fans on 4chan's /co/ - Comics and Cartoons board in 2018, when the series began. Threads began showing up shortly after the series debuted.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/101891727/ This is the oldest ongezellig thread I could find</ref> On August 20, 2021, one of these fans thought it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to shill his favorite webseries on the [[Schizophrenia|schizo]] [[Mental Asylum|asylum]] that was the [[Qa/|/qa/]] - Question & Answer board in order to bring in more users to the small fanbase.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4912769/#4912769 This is the oldest "hi /qa/ bros thread, albeit the replies suggest the OP posted a similar thread a little while earlier</ref> They did this by making threads featuring an image titled "hi qa.jpg" of the characters Maya and Mymy, with the text "hi again /qa/bros". This user would post one of these threads every single day for several months, occasionally changing the "hi /qa/" text to some other similar wording.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/hi%20qa.jpg/page/1/</ref> This user succeeded in bringing more fans into the fanbase. However, because this user decided to shill his favorite webseries on a board dedicated primarily to random [[Meme|memes]] and shitposting, the tiny Ongezellig fanbase became filled with a legion of hyper-autistic shitposters, trolls, spammers, and other schizos who would turn the relatively unknown series into a meme.
 
On November 3, 2021, [[The Great Soyset]] occurred, in which /qa/ was permanently locked. This forced the ongezellig fanbase to move onto [[Soyjak.party]], and thus the 'jakking began.
 
The "hi again /qa/bros" shill was last seen on /mlp/ during the great soyset, making an "exile general" for /qa/ refugees.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37775384/#37775384 The 'zellig shill's final thread</ref>
 
'zellig posting played a big role in the [[Soyvil War 3|Third Soyvil War]].
===Ongezellig haters ((("""aryans"""))) ===
{{Quote|>Or however the zellig girls honor is protected like i protected ronald mcdonald by using my stomach fat to asorb the bullet shot from a nigger communist russian tranny's ak-56 or some shit}}


However there is evidence that goes counter to this claim, specifically in episode 5 where Coco and Mymy displayed clear discomfort when reading about the Belgian atrocities committed against the natives in the Belgian Congo. They probally just hate jews, antisemetism is dutch culture
===Ongezellig fans===
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===Spade Slander ===
File:do zelligcucks really.jpeg|Nus0izellig.doodooshit user giving all xhis money to studio NASsa's onlyfags (he can't afford 50 dollars because xhe spent all xhis money on hormone replacement therapy and sex toys)
[[File:Zellig shitson spadetroon.png|thumb|none]]
File:TheEricCucks.gif|Zelligfan watching deelznuts number Ϫ for the 67th time this month
Similar to [[Spadeson|Cobson]] a certain group of [[Trannies|individuals]] has undergone a mass slander campaign by drawing spades and making BBC fetish art from  zellig [https://booru.soy/post/list/bbc%20ongezellig/1 jaks] and [https://ongezellig.booru.org/ R34] images.  
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{{quote|>not only do zeliggers unironically spend time orbiting e-celebrities, but they actually pay them their real hard earned money for fucking nothing}}<br>
{{quote|>when they can’t afford to throw shekels at their favourite tranny moloch statue they will come to /qa/ and beg}}
 
btw the streamer they were giving money to is fucking COLAWS that cuck who runs a child grooming ring on discoal
     
you cannot make this up GEEEEG
 
The demonym, which is used for a 'zellig poster, is 'zelligposter ([[Soyspeak]]: <i>zelliger</i>). Other names include zelliggers (two Gs, by analogy with [[nigger]]), 'ligsters, zaryans (short for zelligaryans) and 'zellig brothers/teens<ref>Trust me, bro.</ref>.  


=== Bumo Cult===
Zelligtroons are known to have diverse opinions regarding the subjects of porn and religion. They will often show their culture by spamming threads on [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] (and sometimes on [[Soy/|/soy/]]). Eventually, Old zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used. The act of spamming and necrobumbing zellig threads is known as "turning the log orange".


Zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used.[[File:Zellig banner thread.png|thumb|684x684px|none]]
Note that 'zellig is disproportionately popular among slavic nations, especially [[Russia]] for whatever reason nobody knows.
This culminated in the Zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner{{clear}}
[[File:Zellig banner thread.png|thumb|684x684px|none]]
[[Fact|Contrary to what zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.]]
This culminated in the 'zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner (which it did).{{clear}}
[[Fact|Contrary to what 'zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that 'zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a 'zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.]]


^Datamining pols on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram has Deboonked this claim  
^Datamining polls on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram have actually Deboonked this claim sweaty.




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== Zelligaryans' relations with influential figures ==
=== [[Soot]] ===
He hates the meme lol rent free pedozellig<ref>I made it the fuck up</ref>
Soot has stated multiple times, including in all three of his Q&A's, that he believes it's coal.
[[Soot/09-24-QA]], [[Soot/02-17-QA]], [[Soot/02-21-QA]]


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===[[Kuz]] ===
Kuz, despite the pedo allegations (which are likely false), is generally seen by zelligaryans as a good admin. He added the 'zellig banner, allowed 'lig on /soy/ and attempted to buy Ongezellig (this failed, due to his terrible communication skills, thus being viewed as troll by Massa). Kuz era sharty is well remembered and viewed as time of prosperity.<gallery mode="packed" widths="200" heights="200">
File:May qwah.png|Maya's emotions got their way looking at [[qa/|/qa/]]
File:May qwah.png|Maya's emotions got their way looking at [[qa/|/qa/]]
File:kuzaskingtogetincontactwithmassa.png|[[Kuz]] asking to get in contact with Studio Massa
File:Kuzaskingtogetincontactwithmassa.png|[[Kuz]] asking to get in contact with Studio Massa
File:Soy becomes zellig.png|/soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.
File:Soy becomes zellig.png|/soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.
File:1708265519349 snopes.png|alt=It was real in my mind|Zellig drawn on a russian artillery shell (in Photoshop)<ref>https://archive.ph/S0QCM</ref>
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===Origin===
 
[[File:Massa operations.gif|right]]
=== [[Doll]] ===
In a dark dorm room, somewhere in Holland...
Unlike Kuz, Doll attempted to implement anti-zellig policies. He removed the zellig banner (because it inspired "drama" amongst teens), banned ligsters from /soy/ and introduced high post cool-downs on /qa/, consequently killing it. Under his regime, many rouge jannies deleted the OC making AI threads (6 gone, 7th still up and running) and banned 'ligsters for the lols. Doll was also known to like ponies, which upset zellig chuds even more.
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=== [[Froot]] ===
[[Zelligaryan homeland|This section is connected to "Zelligposter homeland"]]
 
 
At first Froot was seen as a nigger with the 'liggers, because of his decision to make [[Zelligaryan homeland|/zellig/]]. After the lock (and eventual deletion) of the board, he was seen as an admin. He also kept the [[The coal that destroyed the sharty|"strict IAS rule" on /soy/]]. There was also one zelligcuck who made cringy frootist propaganda at the height of [[50 board plan]]. Reason behind this is perhaps to soothe Froot not to [[The Great Purge|purge /zellig/ like what he did to ponies, furries, and Muslims]]. For better or for worse, most zelligposters condemn his behavior and do not want anything to do with him. (Even doe zelligers called it gemmy and reposted it on /qa/(eventho this is false and only one-two guys supported it ))
 
=== [[Root]] ===
The valid plus sized black transwoman known as Root is a fan of 'zellig as has [[Self-insert syndrome|self inserted]] as the characters sometimes.
 
=== Studio Massa ===
 
{{Glow|WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.}}
 
Somewhere in Holland, in a dark dorm room...[[File:Massa operations.gif|left]]
[[File:Studio Massa recording.mp3|thumb|{{Glow|WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.}}]]
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{{Quote|>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!}}
{{Quote|>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!}}
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<center>^seething incel</center> </poem>
<center>^seething [[Incel|incel]]</center> </poem>
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After a leak of an interview, many have speculated that Studio Massa has regretted his decision to introduce Ongezellig to [[Soyteen|soyteens]] (even tho we were one of the groups who got the show recognition, <s>''in fact this page is one of the first to show when typed "Ongezellig" in Google search''</s> ''no longer shows on front page, possibly due to domain change or TND section'') and would not work on the show EVER ;( . The speculated reason was that he was a [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]] who hates [[Chudjak|"internationals"]], and doesn't like the fact that Mymy, Coco and Maya are [[Chudjak|ultranationalists]] who hate the [[jews]]. He only wishes to speak to dutch people and hires [[Trannies|troons]] for moderators on his [[discord]].  This has been debuncked by Massa's trans black queen pet, Foenkie, in a few discord posts, which state that Massa simply wanted to express that the show was made for dutch people and wished to stay that way and DOES NOT hate the fact that soyteens and/or internationals enjoy his content. However, he is pissed off by trooncorders which he confuses with soyteens who raid his 'cord with le beybeycey and 'p.
 
Even if the speculations were true, this does not mean that the show is over, since he has stated on his [https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-129-slot petjeaf] (fake patreon for dutch [[Nigger|"people"]], because he doesn't want money from [[Chudjak|"internationals"]] ) that he would continue on the show full time as a last resort or after he gets bought by a producer (possibly [[soyjak.party]]). Until then, he would like to focus on [[Soyvil War 3|"other stuff in his life"]] .
 
 
[[File:Interview.png|left|thumb|391x391px|The interview is translated from Dutch to English]]<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Foenkie 1.png|410x410px|Foenkie debunking theories that Massa hates internationals
Foenkie 2.png|485x485px|Foenkie debunking the supposed alligationsof hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt1
File:Foenkie 3.png|451x451px|Foenkie debunking the supossed hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt2
File:Foenkie IRL.gif|{{quote|>There is however a ban on actively promoting any form of racist or transphobic culture in this server}}
</gallery>
 
On January 20 2024, a user on /soy/ leaked Massa's full name and his old deviantart account (and his youtube channel), revealing that he was into furries and drew furry art, and was also a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVew7WiY1-4 brony] (somebody call [[Lee]] right now), along with a [[:File:MASSA FACE REVEAL.png|face reveal]].<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wAskJ</ref>
 
Sam's DeviantArt: https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/
 
His 'tube: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262
{{Clear}}
 
==Relation to offsite groups==
{{Discord}}
{{Goth}}
Ongezellig has always been controversial ever since it started being spammed and forced on /qa/ and the sharty. To this day nobody knows who exactly was the sperg who first began shilling his favorite webseries, [[though]] some 'teens speculate the creator tried to force this shit to get shekels from 'eens. No definite proof exists to confirm the series is 100% of offsite origin, but trvthbreakers, whistleblowers, and secret investigators have revealed some spine-tingling, genre-redefining evidence alluding the series to offsite faggotry.
 
A reddit troon by the name of [https://www.reddit.com/user/Waltuhwaltuh2/ Waltuhwaltuh2], who has the character "Maya" on his profile, was discovered by the sharty. His account dates to January 16, 2023, has over 70k reddit karma, and has been posting coally shitposts containing sharty related shits on a myriad of troon subreddits such as r/196 and r/ihaveihaveihavereddit (albeit no mention of ongezellig posted to his account until September 9<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/16dkiya/i_dont_even_know_anymore/jzr6g35/?context=3</ref>). His obvious shilling of the sharty on multiple popular subreddits and his clear love for the series raises questions about the origin of the 'zelligposters. While this account was created in January of 2023 ('zelligposting had existed prior to then, dating back to 2021), it may be possible this is a newer account made by an existing reddit user, and the account was created not long before the [[Soyvil War 3|Third Soyvil War]]. Could it be that this user is also the same sperg who began shilling his obsession onto /qa/ and the sharty? Some say yes, though the 'zelligers (the ones on the sharty at least) deny affiliation with these groups.
Stranger still is how every time a 'cord server ruining the site gets leaked or exposed, there just so happens to be 'zellig fans in it. Take this example of a server titled "soyjak [REDACTED]" revealing a squad of 'zellig fans amid [[My Little Pony|brony pedophiles]], [[Pepe|frogposters]], and other degens. Even [[Goth]] the [[Dancing swede.mp4]] [['p]] spammer had a 'zellig profile picture on 'cord and was a member of massacord.<ref>[[File:1708993805415-1.jpg|thumb|none|100px]]</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17819682</ref> It can be argued that just because some 'cord users like something doesn't mean that thing is from da 'cord (if a 'cord user has a soyjak as a profile, does that mean soyjak is from the 'cord variety? (Albeit soyjak is mainstream and far more popular than 'zellig will ever be, so naturally the odds of a 'cord user having a soyjak as a profile is higher than a 'cord user having 'zellig as a profile. The real question is, if the two subjects where brought to the same level of popularity, which of the two would be more popular among 'cord/reddit groups?)).
 
It is worthy to note that most zaryans do not support 'cord zelligers and have no realation to them albeit{{cn}}
 
Never forget that [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/million-pity-baby-monkey-hate-0chan-life-million-tears-evilunveiled-vidlii.123113/post-16153836 an Ongezellig avatar was spotted in a monkey torture telegram ring].
[[File:1697916839339.png|thumb|left|]][[File:1697919303466.png|thumb|right]]
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== Realtionship with /co/omers ==
[[File:4chan screenshot.png|thumb|900x900px|Some 4cucks complaining about how "soyjaks killed Ongezellig"<ref>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137532821/</ref> (Even doe they are right) <--((Source?))]]Despite having the same passion for Ongezellig, zaryans and /co/omers (4cuck zelligposters) are hostile towards eachother or at the very lest do not enjoy eachothers company. Usually, conflicts between these groups will be caused by zaryans, who post gemeralds on 4cuck, or /co/omers, who say  opinions about the sharty and [[Soyzellig.party|zarty]] so bullshit in nature, that 'teens are able to smell them from miles alway.
 
The main reason for this is that /co/omers hate the sharty and think that soyjaks and Cobson HWABAG ruined the show. [[Fact|This is false.]] Meanwhile /co/omers are known to enjoy and share with newfags  [[‘P|porn and other degeneracy]] in their threads. Zaryans, on the other hand, enjoy sharty and chud culture. They also think that ultimatly /co/oomers will be the downfall of Ongezellig, because of their troon freandly behaiviour.


==Episodes==
;Deel 1+2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc
;Deel 3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE
;Deel 4:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
;Deel 5:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg
;Deel 6:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o


Overall their main battle is who can shill zellig to a producer first. If zaryans are to win, everything said in this wiki will become canon (eventho it is already). If /co/omers win, Maya will be turned into a transqueen, Coco will get blacked and Mymy will start to support the jews.
{{Clear}}


==Episodes==
*Deel 1 (WAT DOE JE HIER NOG KIJK DE NIEUWE VERSIE): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=lvDrBWHvfeM]
*Deel 1+2: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=-tt2ZmH-3uc]
*Deel 3: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE]
*Deel 4: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo]
*Deel 5: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9j78BNAlBg]
*Deel 6: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=B3W4_3exi5o]
*<s>{{Glow|Deel Ϫ: https://cia.gov/archive/ongezellig-deel-thrembo.html}}</s>
*Deel 7: https://youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0
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Latest revision as of 09:21, 27 April 2024

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Cause of Death: Studio Massa decided to cancel Ongezellig for good.[1]


Ongezellig is CONGOLESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Ongezellig (Dutch; or 'zellig in Soyspeak) was an animated series on YouTube made throughout 2018-2023 that somehow shilled it's way into /qa/ culture, also thought as being a slice of life webtroon created by the Dutch Studio Massa[2].[3] Six deels tell the story of three sisters (two of which are adopted) named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives. Originally an apolitical series, Ongezellig was appropriated from 2021 onward as a symbol of the alt-right movement, as it's creator "Sam Tollenaar"[4] embraced the newfound community of far-right extremists. The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) included Ongezellig in its hate symbol database in 2023, but said most instances of Ongezellig were not used in a hate-related context. For a foreign obscure webtoon, Ongezellig is disproportionately popular on 4chan (mainly /co/ and the aforementioned /qa/) and cancerous Soy Community hangouts on Soyjak.party. Rumors emerge that long ago, one autistic "daily 'zellig spammer" finally made his mark.

Ongezellig has small english-speaking followings and fanart on 4chan's /co/, Twitter, the Studio Massa Discord, an image board, a small dedicated booru, a smaller booru made by a soyteen, soyjak.party, and many images on Soy Booru.

Characters

Maya

Maya (Robin Barten) is a shy girl of Indonesian descent hailing from Brabant, Belgium. She is the ONLY one of the 3 girl who wasn't adopted. At a young age, she was diagnosed with ADD,[5] which is English for "Autism Denial Disorder". Maya is the stereotypical NEET but female, and as such suffers from immense social withdrawal. She is a dependent and introverted young girl with few friends, and is reluctant or unable to communicate with other people due to her crippling autism. Unlike a stereotypical hero, she is more apathetic and reluctant than courageous, and tends to be passive in her relationships. Her social anxiety leads her to doubt the value of her existence, to be disheartened, and to seek a raison d'être; she attempts to full this void by watching tranime and performing tech support for Coco.

Additionally, in Deelz nuts 1 viewers noted that Maya's computer desktop had The Sims installed. This suggests that Maya copes with her social withdrawal by acting out personal fantasies on her computer. Studio Massa later played upon this fact in Deez nuts 3 by depicting Maya as having schizophrenic delusions of social interaction (even going as far as to reject a boy she liked when he got into the bus with her, see the few special ongezellig art studio massa made), suggesting that she can no longer even discern reality.

Mymy

Originally from Nagasaki, Mymy (Joyce Ter Stege) became a fervent Dutch nationalist upon moving abroad. She is depicted on the exterior as deeply self-centered and egotistical; however, on the inside, Mymy suffers from extensive self-hatred as she cannot accept her Japanese heritage, so much so that she even wears blue contact lenses and pretends to be from Japsterdam, Drenthe. This inner conflict defines her character arc as well as her relationship with Maya due to the latter's enjoyment of anime, which Mymy views as "decadent Oriental cartoons". Her hatred towards her original culture comes from the fact that her biological parent hated her so much that they left her for adoption, which hit her very hard. In fact, there have been speculations that Mymy is behind the nuking of Nagasaki (as well as other crimes against Japan), because her older sister has been looking for her around the Netherlands, presumably to bring honor and justice (see Studio Massa's special art section for paypiggies). Mymy is also known to LARP as St. Nicholas, making her a keyed Orthodox Christian, just like le hecking Doll !!!1!

As the most memorable main character, Mymy serves as the unofficial mascot of Ongezellig.

Coco

Coco (Merel Does) is an air-headed "White" archetype originally from South Africa. She attempts to involve Maya in social activities because she knows that Maya has no friends. She is the most "normal" of the main characters and serves as the introduction point for the audience; however, she is still riddled with complexities which emerge later on, such as her inability to perceive subtlety or nuance, and her over-literal interpretation of what others have to say. This comes to a tragic head early on in the story when she interprets Maya's browsing history as a history compendium. The real reason why Coco got adopted is that her 2 parents died for some unknown reason which should not be discussed or looked further into.

Other characters

Vera Persijn (Kayleigh Luyks) is a depressed alcoholic high-school teacher who wishes that she were younger. She harbors an immense hatred for the main cast, possibly out of a resentment that they are wasting their youths like she herself did. In Deel 2, she is seen taking out this hatred on Mymy by bludgeoning her off a table with a glass bottle.


The plot (Spoilers)

Deelz nuts 1+2

Maya is seen watching what appears to be a 'p scene between an anime girl and a mollusk humanoid, but she is suddenly interrupted by Coco. She quickly closes all the tabs she has open on her PC and undergoes an awkward conversation with her sister, in which she finds out Coco has been having some "problems" with making her presentation for tomorrow and wants to do it together with her. Maya runs out of her room and gets stuck in the tape that was supposed to keep Coco out. After a scene where Maya reflects on her own thoughts, she gets "captured" by Mymy, leading to a conversation about Mymy's presentation. The scene cuts to Coco staying on Maya's PC and finding questionable content there.

After all of this we finally cut to Mymy reading her presentation to the class. After getting too potentially violent, her teacher, Vera, just smacks her in the head with a bottle 'o' booze. The teacher says the name of the next person who needs to present their presentation, who just so happens to be Maya. She explains how she doesn't have a presentation and Vera gets visibly angry. Next is Coco, who after seeing what was on Maya's PC, made a presentation about "mollusk love in ancient Japan". After the fiasco, all three sisters go to the teacher's office and Coco is confused about what she did wrong.

Deelz 3

Vera excuses the girls and gives them another chance at remaking their presentations. Maya is given the task to do one about Belgium, Coco is given South Africa and Mymy is given Drenthe (a province of The Netherlands). The scene gets cut to Maya spending time with what appears to be her friends in a park, but her fantasy is interrupted by her receiving a text message from Coco, asking Maya to come outside as she found "him" (referring to her computer monitor).

Deelz 4

Coco is seen waving at what appears to be her friends cheering her on, Mymy seems to be studying and Maya stays silent at a PC, barely having written the start of her presentation. Coco salutes Maya from her back and she gets as noticeably scared as she was at the start of Deel 1. Coco offers to help Maya but after having a conversation about ADD and autism, in which Mymy joins in, she decides she can do it on her own, but clearly she cannot and goes up to Coco and Mymy to join them.

Deelz 5

Coco questions Maya about what her presentation is supposed to be about and she answers Belgium. After hearing this, Mymy decides to make the presentation for Maya, but in the process makes it incredibly gemmy. Together the three sisters decide to split Maya's presentation between themselves. Maya gets too stressed out but Coco calms her and saves her from a panic attack, after that, Maya runs out of the place because of her newfound fear for Coco.

Deelz 6 (the last one)

Maya is going to ACK herself for shits and giggles but it turns out she is just having a schizophrenic outburst due to not taking meds, she comes back to reality and bursts out of the bathroom but is stopped in her tracks by Coco. Realizing she has no presentation, she is ready to shoot up some whites at the local grocery store in order to preserve the white race or something but Coco informs her that she can simply use Mymy's TOTAL BELGIAN DEATH presentation she made at the start of Deel 5. This actually works and at the end of the episode Coco and Mymy are about to play some board game and offer Maya to join but due to being a pissbaby incel she declines cuz she is a selfish little fuck.

Deelz Ϫ

All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant Rapeson, this lost footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this).

This is false information. There was never any "Episode Ϫ".[6]

Deelz 7

Mymy is enjoying a stroopwafel while rapeson lurks behind her. Suddenly, he smashes her face in on the table.[7] This episode was nominated for the 2023 liminal jump-scare-free a24-inspired horror award.

Marge, what did Stonetoss possibly mean by this one?

Use by the alt-right

As early as 2021, a number of 'zellig variants were created by Internet trolls to associate the character with the alt-right movement. Some of the variants produced by this had Nazi Germany, Ku Klux Klan, or far-right white nationalist themes.

Relation to /soy/ and /qa/

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Some exemplary samples of "shartwork" made by the Ongezellig fan daycare

  • ^this image is now fake news

    ^this image is now fake news

  • ^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.

    ^Coco talking to her black slave. Maya does not approve this interaction.

Origin

The Ongezellig fanbase (at least the massive shitstain of coalposters seen thoughout anonymous imageboard sites) began as only a couple of original fans on 4chan's /co/ - Comics and Cartoons board in 2018, when the series began. Threads began showing up shortly after the series debuted.[8] On August 20, 2021, one of these fans thought it would be an absolutely fantastic idea to shill his favorite webseries on the schizo asylum that was the /qa/ - Question & Answer board in order to bring in more users to the small fanbase.[9] They did this by making threads featuring an image titled "hi qa.jpg" of the characters Maya and Mymy, with the text "hi again /qa/bros". This user would post one of these threads every single day for several months, occasionally changing the "hi /qa/" text to some other similar wording.[10] This user succeeded in bringing more fans into the fanbase. However, because this user decided to shill his favorite webseries on a board dedicated primarily to random memes and shitposting, the tiny Ongezellig fanbase became filled with a legion of hyper-autistic shitposters, trolls, spammers, and other schizos who would turn the relatively unknown series into a meme.

On November 3, 2021, The Great Soyset occurred, in which /qa/ was permanently locked. This forced the ongezellig fanbase to move onto Soyjak.party, and thus the 'jakking began.

The "hi again /qa/bros" shill was last seen on /mlp/ during the great soyset, making an "exile general" for /qa/ refugees.[11]

'zellig posting played a big role in the Third Soyvil War.

Ongezellig haters ((("""aryans""")))

>Or however the zellig girls honor is protected like i protected ronald mcdonald by using my stomach fat to asorb the bullet shot from a nigger communist russian tranny's ak-56 or some shit

Ongezellig fans

  • Nus0izellig.doodooshit user giving all xhis money to studio NASsa's onlyfags (he can't afford 50 dollars because xhe spent all xhis money on hormone replacement therapy and sex toys)

    Nus0izellig.doodooshit user giving all xhis money to studio NASsa's onlyfags (he can't afford 50 dollars because xhe spent all xhis money on hormone replacement therapy and sex toys)

  • Zelligfan watching deelznuts number Ϫ for the 67th time this month

    Zelligfan watching deelznuts number Ϫ for the 67th time this month

>not only do zeliggers unironically spend time orbiting e-celebrities, but they actually pay them their real hard earned money for fucking nothing
>when they can’t afford to throw shekels at their favourite tranny moloch statue they will come to /qa/ and beg

btw the streamer they were giving money to is fucking COLAWS that cuck who runs a child grooming ring on discoal

you cannot make this up GEEEEG

The demonym, which is used for a 'zellig poster, is 'zelligposter (Soyspeak: zelliger). Other names include zelliggers (two Gs, by analogy with nigger), 'ligsters, zaryans (short for zelligaryans) and 'zellig brothers/teens[12].

Zelligtroons are known to have diverse opinions regarding the subjects of porn and religion. They will often show their culture by spamming threads on /qa/ (and sometimes on /soy/). Eventually, Old zellig threads will often be necrobumped for long periods of time. Phrases such as "Upzellig , bumo, bumozellig , topzellig , and go upzellig" are commonly used. The act of spamming and necrobumbing zellig threads is known as "turning the log orange".

Note that 'zellig is disproportionately popular among slavic nations, especially Russia for whatever reason nobody knows.

This culminated in the 'zellig Banner thread where a thread was necrobumped for over thirty days in the hopes that kuz would add the ongezellig banner (which it did).

Contrary to what 'zellig fan would like you to believe, the majority of 'jakkers do not give a shit about Ongezellig. As a matter of fact, 'zellig threads get so little engagement on /soy/ that 'zelligcorders have to necrobump their threads every 5-6 hours. Ongezellig is not, and it will never be sharty culture. If you see a 'zellig fan you are advised not to engage honestly with their viral marketing threads.

^Datamining polls on both the SPVA and Kuz's telegram have actually Deboonked this claim sweaty.


Zelligaryans' relations with influential figures

Soot

He hates the meme lol rent free pedozellig[13]

Soot has stated multiple times, including in all three of his Q&A's, that he believes it's coal.

Soot/09-24-QA, Soot/02-17-QA, Soot/02-21-QA

Kuz

Kuz, despite the pedo allegations (which are likely false), is generally seen by zelligaryans as a good admin. He added the 'zellig banner, allowed 'lig on /soy/ and attempted to buy Ongezellig (this failed, due to his terrible communication skills, thus being viewed as troll by Massa). Kuz era sharty is well remembered and viewed as time of prosperity.

  • Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

    Maya's emotions got their way looking at /qa/

  • Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

    Kuz asking to get in contact with Studio Massa

  • /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

    /soy/ turns into /zellig/ for a brief moment as the jannies let the bumper roam free.

  • It was real in my mind

    Zellig drawn on a russian artillery shell (in Photoshop)[14]

Doll

Unlike Kuz, Doll attempted to implement anti-zellig policies. He removed the zellig banner (because it inspired "drama" amongst teens), banned ligsters from /soy/ and introduced high post cool-downs on /qa/, consequently killing it. Under his regime, many rouge jannies deleted the OC making AI threads (6 gone, 7th still up and running) and banned 'ligsters for the lols. Doll was also known to like ponies, which upset zellig chuds even more.

Froot

This section is connected to "Zelligposter homeland"


At first Froot was seen as a nigger with the 'liggers, because of his decision to make /zellig/. After the lock (and eventual deletion) of the board, he was seen as an admin. He also kept the "strict IAS rule" on /soy/. There was also one zelligcuck who made cringy frootist propaganda at the height of 50 board plan. Reason behind this is perhaps to soothe Froot not to purge /zellig/ like what he did to ponies, furries, and Muslims. For better or for worse, most zelligposters condemn his behavior and do not want anything to do with him. (Even doe zelligers called it gemmy and reposted it on /qa/(eventho this is false and only one-two guys supported it ))

Root

The valid plus sized black transwoman known as Root is a fan of 'zellig as has self inserted as the characters sometimes.

Studio Massa

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.

Somewhere in Holland, in a dark dorm room...

WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING RECORDING IS UNDER FBI JURISDICTION. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONAL ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING.

>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later...
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!

^seething incel


After a leak of an interview, many have speculated that Studio Massa has regretted his decision to introduce Ongezellig to soyteens (even tho we were one of the groups who got the show recognition, in fact this page is one of the first to show when typed "Ongezellig" in Google search no longer shows on front page, possibly due to domain change or TND section) and would not work on the show EVER ;( . The speculated reason was that he was a selfish little fuck who hates "internationals", and doesn't like the fact that Mymy, Coco and Maya are ultranationalists who hate the jews. He only wishes to speak to dutch people and hires troons for moderators on his discord. This has been debuncked by Massa's trans black queen pet, Foenkie, in a few discord posts, which state that Massa simply wanted to express that the show was made for dutch people and wished to stay that way and DOES NOT hate the fact that soyteens and/or internationals enjoy his content. However, he is pissed off by trooncorders which he confuses with soyteens who raid his 'cord with le beybeycey and 'p.

Even if the speculations were true, this does not mean that the show is over, since he has stated on his petjeaf (fake patreon for dutch "people", because he doesn't want money from "internationals" ) that he would continue on the show full time as a last resort or after he gets bought by a producer (possibly soyjak.party). Until then, he would like to focus on "other stuff in his life" .


The interview is translated from Dutch to English
  • Foenkie debunking theories that Massa hates internationals

    Foenkie debunking theories that Massa hates internationals

  • Foenkie debunking the supposed alligationsof hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt1

    Foenkie debunking the supposed alligationsof hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt1

  • Foenkie debunking the supossed hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt2

    Foenkie debunking the supossed hate towards Soyteens, soyjaks and soyjak.party pt2

  • >There is however a ban on actively promoting any form of racist or transphobic culture in this server

    >There is however a ban on actively promoting any form of racist or transphobic culture in this server

On January 20 2024, a user on /soy/ leaked Massa's full name and his old deviantart account (and his youtube channel), revealing that he was into furries and drew furry art, and was also a brony (somebody call Lee right now), along with a face reveal.[15]

Sam's DeviantArt: https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/

His 'tube: https://www.youtube.com/@massagegiraffereviews7262

Relation to offsite groups

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Ongezellig has always been controversial ever since it started being spammed and forced on /qa/ and the sharty. To this day nobody knows who exactly was the sperg who first began shilling his favorite webseries, though some 'teens speculate the creator tried to force this shit to get shekels from 'eens. No definite proof exists to confirm the series is 100% of offsite origin, but trvthbreakers, whistleblowers, and secret investigators have revealed some spine-tingling, genre-redefining evidence alluding the series to offsite faggotry.

A reddit troon by the name of Waltuhwaltuh2, who has the character "Maya" on his profile, was discovered by the sharty. His account dates to January 16, 2023, has over 70k reddit karma, and has been posting coally shitposts containing sharty related shits on a myriad of troon subreddits such as r/196 and r/ihaveihaveihavereddit (albeit no mention of ongezellig posted to his account until September 9[16]). His obvious shilling of the sharty on multiple popular subreddits and his clear love for the series raises questions about the origin of the 'zelligposters. While this account was created in January of 2023 ('zelligposting had existed prior to then, dating back to 2021), it may be possible this is a newer account made by an existing reddit user, and the account was created not long before the Third Soyvil War. Could it be that this user is also the same sperg who began shilling his obsession onto /qa/ and the sharty? Some say yes, though the 'zelligers (the ones on the sharty at least) deny affiliation with these groups. Stranger still is how every time a 'cord server ruining the site gets leaked or exposed, there just so happens to be 'zellig fans in it. Take this example of a server titled "soyjak [REDACTED]" revealing a squad of 'zellig fans amid brony pedophiles, frogposters, and other degens. Even Goth the Dancing swede.mp4 'p spammer had a 'zellig profile picture on 'cord and was a member of massacord.[17][18] It can be argued that just because some 'cord users like something doesn't mean that thing is from da 'cord (if a 'cord user has a soyjak as a profile, does that mean soyjak is from the 'cord variety? (Albeit soyjak is mainstream and far more popular than 'zellig will ever be, so naturally the odds of a 'cord user having a soyjak as a profile is higher than a 'cord user having 'zellig as a profile. The real question is, if the two subjects where brought to the same level of popularity, which of the two would be more popular among 'cord/reddit groups?)).

It is worthy to note that most zaryans do not support 'cord zelligers and have no realation to them albeit[it just is, ok?]

Never forget that an Ongezellig avatar was spotted in a monkey torture telegram ring.

Realtionship with /co/omers

Some 4cucks complaining about how "soyjaks killed Ongezellig"[19] (Even doe they are right) <--((Source?))

Despite having the same passion for Ongezellig, zaryans and /co/omers (4cuck zelligposters) are hostile towards eachother or at the very lest do not enjoy eachothers company. Usually, conflicts between these groups will be caused by zaryans, who post gemeralds on 4cuck, or /co/omers, who say opinions about the sharty and zarty so bullshit in nature, that 'teens are able to smell them from miles alway.

The main reason for this is that /co/omers hate the sharty and think that soyjaks and Cobson HWABAG ruined the show. This is false. Meanwhile /co/omers are known to enjoy and share with newfags porn and other degeneracy in their threads. Zaryans, on the other hand, enjoy sharty and chud culture. They also think that ultimatly /co/oomers will be the downfall of Ongezellig, because of their troon freandly behaiviour.


Overall their main battle is who can shill zellig to a producer first. If zaryans are to win, everything said in this wiki will become canon (eventho it is already). If /co/omers win, Maya will be turned into a transqueen, Coco will get blacked and Mymy will start to support the jews.

Episodes

Citations

  1. ↑ https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot
  2. ↑ 63°13'18"N 154°46'53"W
  3. ↑ https://petje.af/ongezellig
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20110317232252/http://massagraf.deviantart.com/
  5. ↑ (Youtube) Deel 4
  6. ↑ I wouldn't worry about it.
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54--1wmfdH0
  8. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/101891727/ This is the oldest ongezellig thread I could find
  9. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4912769/#4912769 This is the oldest "hi /qa/ bros thread, albeit the replies suggest the OP posted a similar thread a little while earlier
  10. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/filename/hi%20qa.jpg/page/1/
  11. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37775384/#37775384 The 'zellig shill's final thread
  12. ↑ Trust me, bro.
  13. ↑ I made it the fuck up
  14. ↑ https://archive.ph/S0QCM
  15. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wAskJ
  16. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/16dkiya/i_dont_even_know_anymore/jzr6g35/?context=3
  17. ↑
  18. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-17819682
  19. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137532821/
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