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'''Sidson''' (also known as '''Sidjak''') is an organic Soyjak variant created by former Know Your Meme member Vinluv, that [[Fact|is]] a "spiritual successor" to [[Cobson]], using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man. Sidson has accumulated mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being <s>[[Brimstone|brimstone]] [[Coal|coal]]</s> a glistening [[Gemerald|gemerald]] made by an all-American solider of Christ.<ref>https://archive.is/imnOv</ref> | |||
'''Sidson''' (also known as '''Sidjak''') is an organic Soyjak variant created by former Know Your Meme member Vinluv, that [[Fact|is]] a "spiritual successor" to [[Cobson]], using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as replacement for | |||
== Controversy == | == Controversy == | ||
Sidson's timeline is tied to [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]]. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of ''The Lawnmower Man,'' Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and [[Marge|confusion]]. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to <s>force</s> push it until it finally got a tag on the booru<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220327215433/https://booru.soyjak.su/post/list/variant%3Asidjak/1</ref> which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more. | |||
Sidson's timeline is tied to [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]]. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of ''The Lawnmower Man,'' Sidson has | |||
== Vinluv's Stalkers == | == Vinluv's Stalkers == | ||
Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too [[Trannies|autistic]] and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on [[Twitter immigrants|Twitter]] (the site they come from. | Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too [[Trannies|autistic]] and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on [[Twitter immigrants|Twitter]] (the site they come from). They will also repost their collection of his handsome face/selfies because they are [[Newfags|too new to know]] that Vinluv loves when you do this. | ||
i'm trans BTW | i'm trans BTW | ||
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== Sid as a Means of Revolution == | == Sid as a Means of Revolution == | ||
[[File:Joesid Sidlin.png|thumb|The variant of the people]] | [[File:Joesid Sidlin.png|thumb|The variant of the people]] | ||
Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime | Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for [[Soyvil War]] shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]] protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces. | ||
== Controvery == | == Controvery == | ||
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== Hid Sids == | == Hid Sids == | ||
[[File:Hidden-figures-movie-poster.jpg|thumb|Can [[you]] find them all?]] | [[File:Hidden-figures-movie-poster.jpg|thumb|Can [[you]] find them all?]] | ||
As a mean of protest<sup>[of what?]</sup> Vinluv developed a new form of [[Stealth jak|stealthjakking]], said 'jakking | As a mean of protest<sup>[of what?]</sup> Vinluv developed a new form of [[Stealth jak|stealthjakking]], with said 'jakking involving hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the [[Janny|janny's]] will. Vinluv's attempts are quite [[Fail|successful]] with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing. | ||
== Relation to other 'sons == | == Relation to other 'sons == | ||
The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to [[Cobson]], it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). [[Though|Thoughever]], most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either | The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to [[Cobson]], it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). [[Though|Thoughever]], most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still [[Marge|confusing]] many Siddish posters to this day. | ||
==Gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Sidson Origin.gif|The original inspiration | |||
File:The Siddler.png|Siddle me this? | |||
File:Sidheart.png|They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs | |||
File:Sid ObliteratesChudjak janny.png|>NAS AM I? | |||
File:Vidson.png|thumb|Sootron, it was wrong to serve you. | |||
File:Sidson Iv's the haters.png|thumb|The Final Sid-lution | |||
File:Sid (son) City.png|In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything. | |||
</gallery> | |||
{{Variants}} | {{Variants}} | ||
== Citations == | == Citations == | ||
[[category: Soysphere admins and jannies]] | |||
Latest revision as of 20:33, 28 March 2024
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| Origin | Xitter, (March 6, 2022) |
| Booru Posts |  63 As of January 1st, 2024 |
| Traced From | Virtuosity (1995) |
Sidson (also known as Sidjak) is an organic Soyjak variant created by former Know Your Meme member Vinluv, that is a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russel Crowe as Sid 6.7 from Virtuosity as a replacement for Jobe Smith from Lawnmower Man. Sidson has accumulated mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being brimstone coal a glistening gemerald made by an all-American solider of Christ.[1]
Controversy
Sidson's timeline is tied to #VATHgate. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of The Lawnmower Man, Sidson has received mixed reviews, with the majority of it expressing negativity and confusion. Despite the criticism Vinluv continued to force push it until it finally got a tag on the booru[2] which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more.
Vinluv's Stalkers
Vinluv is frequently stalked by people who would like to play with his fat furry belly, however, they are too autistic and embarrassed to ask for this upfront so they express their love by watching his every move on Twitter (the site they come from). They will also repost their collection of his handsome face/selfies because they are too new to know that Vinluv loves when you do this.
i'm trans BTW
Sid as a Means of Revolution
Sid's polarizing nature makes the variant prime fodder for Soyvil War shenanigans, and also as a battlecry against Soot and Kuz's radical decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for #VATHgate protests, symbolizing a coming age of 'jakking, led by Vinluvian forces.
Controvery
Sidson was created by Vinluv, a self-proclaimed "Christian" who follows gay porn actors on Twitter and posts fat furry pornography on Reddit.
Hid Sids
As a mean of protest[of what?] Vinluv developed a new form of stealthjakking, with said 'jakking involving hiding sids into regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved, spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite successful with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire. Is this an ironic punishment? Has the 'sharty's hubris turned itself into the monster? We may not know now, but the tides are changing.
Relation to other 'sons
The Variant "Sidson" is separated even further from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to Cobson, it's aesthetic similarities to the original gemerald (bared, singular row of teeth, detailed whites, and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7). Thoughever, most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either because of misunderstanding, simplicity, or an attempt to separate it from other 'sons. Vinluv, it's original creator, still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak", with the naming controversy still confusing many Siddish posters to this day.
Gallery
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The original inspiration
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Siddle me this?
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They may take our threads, but they'll never take away our IDs
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>NAS AM I?
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Sootron, it was wrong to serve you.
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The Final Sid-lution
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In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.
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