Jews
Jews are a religious group masquerading as an ethnicity of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within amerikkka, but also have a large diaspora across the world.
Jewish culture doesn't exist because the ancient israelites were genocided by roman emperor Titus, so modern LARPers known as zionists have done their best to recreate it in the apartheid state of Israel. It became the final choice for a jewish homeland after other locations like Antarctica, Madagascar, the Moon, Poland and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were rejected for not appearing in the bible and thus considered "failed RP". Other measures such as reviving the hebrew language, forcing Palestinians into herding sheep, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.
Controversies
According to peer reviewed studies Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, turning women into whores, importing niggers into the west, grooming children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel's chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
Some believe that this is incredibly ironic because both religions worship the Jewish God and would literally not exist if not for the jews, however it should be noted that a distinction is made between the jews who rejected jesus and those who converted to christianity, with only the former group exhibiting "jewish" traits and being expelled from most countries.
Judaism in the Soy Community
Soyjak has been portrayed multiple times as a jew in keeping with his ethnically diverse worldwide audience within the Soy Community. Just kidding. Since chuddies are so utterly schizophrenic, they fail to understand people can be subject to soylentification through their own poor decisions, and as such blame the jews for the ongoing BBC cuckold fetishist epidemic.
List of canonically Jewish soyjaks
- קורנליוס האיום - A front-facing 'jak from Israel
- Nojak - Oreo connoisseur
In relation to Soot
Many chuds have speculated that soot has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic. Soot is NOT jewish.
Da Joos
Chudjak is often accompanied by the phrase "DA JOOS" (or "jooz", also the amount of "O"s varies). This can range from something that actual poltroons say (DA JOOS WANT TO DESTROY DA WHITE RACE) to something ridiculous (DA JOOS GAVE ME DIARRHEA). This is in reference to the fact that many /pol/ users suffer a brand of Tourette syndrome that forces them to blame the "kikes" every 1*0/1 seconds.
Israeli Soyjak
Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום | |
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Soyjak variant | |
Origin | Unknown |
Booru Posts | 97 As of March 4th, 2023 |
Traced From | קורנליוס האיום |
Israeli Soyjak is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber קורנליוס האיום.