Soy-tan

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OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW
SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE

This page is a gem.


>OH. MY. FUCKING. HIROSHIMA. WE NEED A HECKIN' TRANIME MASCOT FOR FUCKING SOYBOYS TO SELF-INSERT AS AND JERK OFF TO JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COOMER CONSOOMER BRIMSTONE WEBSITE THERE IS BECAUSE ITS LIKE... LE TRADITION OR SOMETHING! FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DO THIS NOW! EMBED SOYTAN PORN ONTO THE SITE THEME RIGHT FUCKING NOW! CHANGE THE SITE ICON TO SOYTANS VAGINA! STICKY 6 TRILLION SOYTAN LICORICE CANDY PORNO THREADS! MAKE IT SO THAT 50 TRILLION POPUP WINDOWS WITH SOYTAN HENTAI START BOUNCING AROUND THE FUCKING SCREEN WITH A LOUD AUDIO OF SOYTAN SAYING "I NEED BEE BEE SEE IN MY ASSHOLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" WHENEVER I LOG ONTO THE SHARTY! MAKE THE SITE AUTOMATICALLY DOWNLOAD SOYTAN FEMBOY LOLI BBC ARYAN SCAT SPADESON INFLATION VORE GORE FURRY FUTA PISS FART HEMORRHOID POOOOOORN ONTO THE VISITORS COMPUTER! OH MY JAPANESE CULTURINO I NEED POOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! I NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! JUST LIKE LE WHOLESOME 100 GIGGLY GOONCLOWN RAPESON PEDOPHILE BECAUSE IM A TWITTER IMMIGRANT WHO CAN'T STOP WANKING OFF WHICH I REFER TO AS "GOONING MY CLITTY" BECAUSE IM A FUCKING FAGGOT ADDICTED TO PORN AND GOOK TRANIME WHICH IS LE HECKING "BASED AND ARYAN TRADERINO KINOOOOOO!!!!" EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT BECAUSE IM A SPINELESS FAGGOT WHO CANT EVEN LOOK A WOMAN IN THE EYE REAL LIFE! THIS SO MUCH THISSS!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND POOH SHEISTY MADE THE EPIC ZONETAN 4CUCK HENTAI SONG FOR ME TO JERK OFF TO WHILE SPAMMING NEUTRALPLIER BEEBEECEE CHILD PORN THREADS ON THE SHARTY! OMGSISA OMGSISA OMGSISA OMGSISI OMGHISA OMGHISA OMGXISA OMGXISA OMGSIA OMAGAIS OAMAGISA OMGSISISSA!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE RACEBAIT ANIME TRANS FUTA FURRY SCAT MYMY AND SOYTAN SPADESON HENTAI ON THE CATALOG! I DRINK SOYLENT WHILE JERKING OFF TO SOYTAN AND IMAGINE IM LICKING HER CUNT BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE ITS LE HECKIN IRONY JUST LIKE MY TWITTER DISCORD SPEECHBUBBLE REACTION GIFS! I FUCKING TRANSHEART MUH JAPANESE KULCHUR!
The original soytan.
Fanart featuring Soytan.

Tan (たん) is intended as an even cuter or affectionate variant of -chan. It evokes a small child's mispronunciation of that form of address, or baby talk – similar to how, for example, a speaker of English might use "widdle" instead of "little" when speaking to a baby. It is exclusively used by otaku

Soy-tan was the former mascot of soyjak.party and the current mascot of jakparty.soy. She is featured in comics, fanart and other content created by soyteens. Soy-tan was first seen in September of 2020, the early drawings of the character probably created by a Brazilian. Soy-tan was featured as the soyjak.party favicon and as the image in pinned threads, until shortly after Kuz's purchase, she is also Soot's daughter.

Design

Soytan's inspiration.

Soytan is a moe anthropomorph of the shite soylent bottle. She has long black hair and brown baggy ("nerdy") clothes, wears over-the-top stereotypical "nerdy girl" glasses, and is often depicted as participating in "soy" activities such as playing Nintendo switch.

Other interpretations

Some claim Soytan to be the female version of Soyjak. Another theory is that Soytan is Soot's genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him (despite that there are ZERO peer reviewed studies proving this, no known pictures of Soot irl, and that Soytan was made by an Brazilian). This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; both Kuz and Moot are known to have depicted themselves as anime girls in the past, and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.

"flat chested soytan 💢💢😭😭"
(Fig. 1) Kuz depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.
(Fig. 2) Moot depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.

Status as tranime

Because soytan is a female kawaii mascot with Japanese inspiration, soyjak experts consider it to be tranime. Leading soyjakkers agree that the only reason soytan hasn't been forgotten is that Soot rightfully decided to feature it in the sticky on /soy/. If the /soy/ sticky had not existed, the soytan meme would have been wrongfully entombed in the depths of failed /s4s/ garbage nigger memes. In summary, soytan is gem because it is:

  • Gem (compliments soyjak as the sharty mascot )
  • Well drawn
  • Manime
  • IAS (because i said so)
  • Based (because it is Soot's gender-swapped self-insert character)

Also because of his refusal to delete the board /a/, soyjak historians have taken the existence of soytan as evidence that Soot is a chad.

Downfall

Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, kuz took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to Impish Soyak Ears shortly after assuming power. (Kuz retired and Soy-tan is being forced by drawchad avatarGODS though.)


Reddit Gallery

For the rule34 versions, see Soytan/Lewd gallery

See also

Soytan is part of a series on
Soyjak variants
Main variants [-+]

Variants with over 1,000 Booru posts

Classic SoyjakA24 Slow-Burn SoyjakGapejakMarkiplier SoyjakBerndFeraljakCobsonImpish Soyak EarsChudjak

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