Trannies
Trannies (also known as commiepedotroons, troons, hons or pooners (for FTM trannies specifically)) is a term used to refer to mentally ill people who believe they are the opposite sex than they really are. It commonly refers to women who think they are men, and men who think they are women; these examples are known as "binary" transgender people. All non-binary people are also inherently included under the term transgender, because their "gender" is made up and not their true sex.
Spread of the tranny disease and the "Ungroomed Groomer"
The present understanding regarding the epidemiology of the tranny virus is that
- all present trannies were at some point groomed by a preceding tranny,
- and that all trannies have a propensity to groom those who are not already trannies.
Grooming most often manifests itself through social media, especially Discord and to a lesser extent Twitter. This theory has seemingly stood the test of time, even against the harsh critiques of the most overrepresented intelligent groups in academia. There is one problem with it, however: who groomed the first tranny? (we will call this person the Ungroomed groomer)
To answer this question we will need to take a look back at the roots of modern transgenderism and what claims are being made by its proponents. Modern transgender ideology is based on the research of a spiritually Jewish man named John Money (even tho he didn't start it and other people came up with troon ideology many years before he did) who in 1966 forced a kid called David Reimer to troon out after a botched circumcision. David Reimer killed himself at age 38 due to depression, setting the precedent for all future trannies. We thus identify the Ungroomed Groomer as John Money, who himself was not trans but created patient zero. Strictly speaking, it would be correct to amend part (1.) of the model to say "a preceding tranny or a Jew". Though perhaps John Money was himself not only spirtually Jewish but also spiritually transgender as well.
John Money's ideology has been repurposed in modern times by pharmaceutical companies who realised they could potentially rake in billions of dollars from people seeking hormone replacement, gender reasignment surgeries, etc, etc.. It is estimated that the industry for treating trannies is worth anywhere in the tens or hundreds of billions of dollars.
The foundation of the ideology (from the perspective of both the ones who fall for it and the jews who push it) is of course nihilism and Antinatalism as this is the only worldview in which one can, with consistency with one's moral beliefs, deceptively cloak the castration of not only mentally ill adults but also children as something that allows them to get closer to 'who they really are'.
It has been theorized that the transgender propensity to groom non-trannies has its roots in the natural desire to create children. Because transgender people all castrate themselves in one way or another, it is impossible for them to have children in the conventional sense, yet the basic biological impulse to create "new life" exists nonetheless. This manifests itself as grooming. This principle could also explain the misuse of the term egg which trannies often use to describe a person who is not transgender but exhibits traits that are typical of either a tranny or someone who will become trans in the future. To crack the egg (again common tranny parlance) is to convince said egg to troon out -- there is a clear parallel with actual eggs that bring life into the world.
The "You will never be a real woman" Copypasta
You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Things that trannies like
- Supporting the current thing (russia)
- Suicide
- Communism (even though Stalin would have killed them)
- Anime (specifically Slice of Life and anything involving a predominantly female cast)
- Chuds, it's a love hate relationship
- Posting 'p on the sharty
- Drawings portraying himself as a woman, or in rare cases herself portrayed as a man.
- Veganism
- Drag Queen Story Hour
- BBC (the British television company obviously)
- Children
- Discord
- Programming (but only Rust, Haskell and other languages that value abstraction over actually shipping a usable end product)
- Any form of mental masturbation, as long as it isn't useful (category theory)
- Video games, especially Nintendo, genshin impact etc
- Any form of mindless escapism especially bright-coloured, juvenile media such as tranime or games like genshin impact
- Twitter (used in tandem with Discord to infect young people with the tranny virus)
- Nihilism (used as a post-hoc coping mechanism for the fact that they live in mortal sin)
- Antinatalism (used as a post-hoc coping mechanism for the fact that they will never breed)
- Japan (because they produce their favourite media to consooooom -- see Anime)
- Spending thousands on HRT and still looking like frankenstein;s monster
- Jewish people (because the chuds dont like them)
- Friday Night Funkin'
- Baiting on soyjak.party
- Omori (even doe the game has no trannies and the main story is about accepting reality, it has a spurious relationship with trannies due to it being enjoyed by discordtroons)
- Gay pornography
- E-celebs
- /incel/
- Post cooldowns
- linux
- Whatever I don't like
Variants based on Trannies
Trannyjak/Troonjak
| Trannyjak/Troonjak | |
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| Soyjak subvariant | |
| Origin | /pol/, 4chan (February 15 2021)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  1300+ As of March 21st, 2023[a] |
| Based On | Bernd |
| Subvariants | Brunetto |
Trannyjak or Troonjak is a modified version of Bernd from /pol/ based off the statistic that 41% of trans people attempt suicide. Originally posted uncolored on /pol/ in response to a Bernd poster soyquoting a transphobic post,[1] the colored version that is commonly used was posted on /qa/ on June 21 2021.[2]
Alicia
| Alicia | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Aliases | Tranimejak |
| Origin | /qa/, 4chan (June 4 2021)[3] |
| Booru Posts | 296 As of April 22nd, 2023 |
| Traced From | alwaysalicia_t |
Alicia, originally posted as Tranimejak is a variant traced from a selfie posted by Reddit user alwaysalicia_t on the subreddit MTFSelfieTrain.
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This is frequently posted in the booru's comment section
Notes
- ↑ As this variant does not have an official booru tag, the post count was estimated with the tags variant:bernd and hanging
