Cobson
This page will always be coal like cobson.
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| Origin | /qa/, 4chan (June 6, 2021)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  4600+ As of April 22nd, 2023 |
| Traced From | The Lawnmower Man |
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Cobson is a soyjak based on Jobe Smith from the 1992 Sci-Fi film "The Lawnmower Man"[a][3]. Being one of the more controversial characters a clique of newchuds formed around him in 2022 which continues to spam the website everyday and even attacks Feraljak, on a regular basis, in a desperate attempt to create a debate. After months of such attacks on the website many have now turned against Cobson and he is considered to be a coal by a lot of users.[4]
History
According to the original image's EXIF data,[5] Cobson was created on June 6th, 2021 at 14:34:35 EST by someone using Adobe Photoshop Elements 13.0 on Windows. He was subsequently posted on /qa/ at 17:03:41 EST the same day under the filename "lawnmower soy.png", with the accompanying caption: "ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK"[1]
He released to overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics,[6][7][8] although this was mostly down to one schizo spamming "shit tier wojack" in every Cobson thread.[9] As the months went on, however, Cobson obtained a cult following among some soyteens, who hailed him as a "god tier wojack".[10] As a result, the debate of whether he is coal or gem remains a hot topic among soyteens to this day.[11]
Cobson got his name on September 4th, 2021 as a contraction of the name Jacobson.[12]
Music Career
Cobson's career as a musician was jumpstarted when he received a number of edits depicting him as a rapper.[13][14][15] From there, he starred in an unusual number of song parodies on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. His early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Gem Cobbity released in '21? I think he really came into his own, both commercially and artistically. He's been compared to Svenska Beat, but I think Cobson has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
David Thoughie
In 2021 and 2022, Cobson's disassociate personality David Thoughie released two parody songs, Gem Cobbity and Cobman, both to widespread critical acclaim. Multiple chuds have admitted to listening to these songs "unironically", including one YouTube reviewer who described it as an "actual gem",[16] and another who hailed it as "Perhaps the greatest gem ever mined and cut thus far".[17]
In January 2022, Cobman was nominated for a Nobel Prize in Literature.[18]
Cobbo
Cobbo, also known as Cob Gang, is a popular parody song whose lyrical content offers a scathing critique on the human soyndition (soy condition), delivered in the high art of mumble rap. It is extremely popular; as of February 2022 it is the most viewed video on the Soyjak Party Video Archive. Cobbo, and by extension Cobson himself, is one of only a couple things to ever receive the rare honour of starring on the Soyjak Party homepage, the highest award Soot could bestow.
/s4s/ incident
Main article: Swaglord
The use of Cobbo's lyrics as material for post n°10000000 on /s4s/[19][20] was considered by many onlookers to have immortalized Cobson into a gem; GEMson: Coalson redeemed. This was also a massive Brazilian victory and it made Swaglord go on one ofCOAL COAL
See also
Notes
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4485181/#4486841
- ↑ no idea where the fuck this comes from, but people have been using it lately
- ↑ /tv/, post no. 2620. I just discovered that the cobsonjak comes from a 90s movie named "The Lawnmower Man". September 11, 2021. https://web.archive.org/web/20210912040348/https://soyjak.party/tv//res/2620.html#2620
- ↑ FACT CHECK: this slander has been DEBUNKED by Snopes.
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/1025
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4599440/#4599440
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4624451/#4624460
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4925173/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/%22shit%20tier%20wojack%22/page/9/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4887320/
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/3039
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4989115/#4989193
- ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3208
- ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/3495
- ↑ https://booru.soyjak.su/post/view/4873
- ↑ File:Cobman Review 1-3.png
- ↑ File:Cobman Review 2-3.png
- ↑ File:Cobman Review 3-3.png
- ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967
- ↑ https://archived.moe/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000
