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{{Infobox Soyjak | {{Gemmington}} | ||
''This article is about the variant. For the individual, see [[the Swede (Artist)]]''{{Infobox Soyjak | |||
|name = Impish Soyak Ears | |name = Impish Soyak Ears | ||
|image = File: | |image = File:Impjak.png | ||
|type = [[Soyjak]] variant | |type = [[Soyjak]] variant | ||
|aliases = | |aliases = | ||
*Impjak | *Impjak | ||
*Swedejak | *Swedejak | ||
|origin = | |origin = soyjak.party<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html appears to be the earliest appearance of Impish Soyak Ears, three minutes before the /int/ post previously thought to be the first</ref> | ||
|earliest_known_appearance = [[ | |earliest_known_appearance = [[soy/|/soy/]], [[Soyjak.party]] (December 20, 2020)<ref name=":0"/> | ||
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:impish_soyak_ears|display= | |booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:impish_soyak_ears|display=3300+}} <small>As of December 4th, 2023</small> | ||
|based_on = {{boorusearch|1=hash=44729a724c9dd59d6067150f32a14c75|display=Impish Soyjak}} | |based_on = {{boorusearch|1=hash=44729a724c9dd59d6067150f32a14c75|display=Impish Soyjak}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Impish Soyak'''<sup class="noexcerpt">''[sic]''</sup> '''Ears''', also known as '''Impjak''', '''The Swede, Swedish Win''', '''Swedish Fail''', and '''Swedejak''', is a [[Soyjak|'jak]] variant based on an edit of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak]]. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a nordic jawline, various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the [[Soy Community|soyjak community]], and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray [[Sweden|Swedes]], there is Quandrillion to infinite [[Fact|evidence]] that swedes actually look like this or say this.<ref>it was revealed to me in a dream</ref> There's a common misconception that this soyjak is called "Impish ''soyjak'' ears" but this isn't the case, since [[The Swede (Artist)|The Swede]] named the original filename "Impish Soyak Ears", and he claims that his earred soyjaks are named soyaks rather than soyjaks.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#136165362</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190</ref> | |||
Impish Soyak Ears is [[best known for]] his leading role in the critically acclaimed [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']] webcomic. | |||
He is the current mascot of [[soyjak.party]], succeeding [[Soytan]] as of the [[kuz]] era. | |||
==Early Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
[[ | As a young 'jak, Impjak found great joy in throwing poop at his neighbors, especially at the [[Norway|Norwegian]] lady across the street. Dog poop, cat poop, fish poop, his own poop, anything goes. After throwing poop at his target, he would run to his parents and inform them of what he had done by saying "{{redtext|mfw throw poop at neighbor lady}}". | ||
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington. | |||
Eventually his neighbors grew very tired of his scatty impish ways, and the Norwegian lady's husband threatened to beat Impjak up and throw him into a large pile of [[coal]] by stating "Unfunny edit that will never catch on or gain fame". Impjak was unbothered by his threats and responded with "Why so negative?" After this, his Norwegian neighbors would begin calling him names such as "swedish fail". Impjak, [[though]]ever, remained determined to continue his poop flinging ways. For the rest of his young adulthood he continued to throw poop at the neighbors, and legend says he's still throwing poop at neighbors to this very day. | |||
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s [[Sproke|Spokane]], Washington. | |||
== Career == | |||
[[File:Gapetoswedegeneology2.png|thumb|The Evolution of Impish Soyak Ears.]] | |||
He made his debut on December 20th, 2020<ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210526010313/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/94435.html NOTE: Swede says December 20, 2021, but he seems to have made a typo, and must have meant 2020.</ref>, first on [[Soy/|/soy/]],<ref name=":0" /> and then three minutes later on [[Int/|/int/.]]<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#q136165362</ref> At first he was an extremely controversial 'Jak, often being called a Swedish Fail, while other posters defended him, calling him a Swedish Win. He was favored by the mod team, who [[Sticky|Stickied]] a GIF of him being petted.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210124004516/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html</ref> His release began a 4 month long build up of tensions between posters, which burst on April 29, 2021, culminating in the [[Soyvil War]]. During the war, Impish joined the side of [[Wholesome Soyjak]] due to the fact that the same [[Norwegian Soyjak|people]] who were shitting on Wholesome Soyjak had been shitting on Impish for the last 4 months. Some Impish posters attempted to pledge themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as [[Deformed Soyjak]], but it seems that all Swedes were forcibly lumped in with Wholesome and Deformed due to their evolutionary relation.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html</ref> Their faction was later named "The Swedish", after Impjak. | |||
[[File:Firstswedee.JPG|thumb|The Genre Redefining, Slow Burn Kino That launched Impjak's Career.<ref name=":0" />]] | |||
On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party's]] first commerical webcomic, [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']]. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of ''[[Impjak Adventure#Animated series|Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series]]'', providing both voice and digital mo-cap. | On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party's]] first commerical webcomic, [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']]. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of ''[[Impjak Adventure#Animated series|Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series]]'', providing both voice and digital mo-cap. | ||
==Relationship with Norway == | ==Relationship with Norway == | ||
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On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423</ref> He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/</ref> | On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423</ref> He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/</ref> | ||
On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for [[ | On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for [[Trannies|Troonjak]], who had tragically taken her{{CitationNeeded}} own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/</ref> | ||
==Controversies== | ==Controversies== | ||
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous ''[[dancing swede.mp4]]'' video. | On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous ''[[dancing swede.mp4]]'' video. <s>[[Lie|Although he denied involvement, it's very likely that, in being a celebrity, he is a pedophile anyway]]</s> It has been legally proven in court that Impjak is innocent, the truth is that [[Rapeson]] made the [[dancing swede.mp4]] video, he used a video of Impjak dancing and then edited it with a 'P clip after. | ||
On April 2nd, 2024, Impish Soyak Ears was accused of engaging in a sexually explicit conversation with a minor via discord,{{CitationNeeded}} as well as the evidence of Dancing swede.mp4, [[Kuz]] promoting him to the site Favicon when he came to power, suggesting a secret mutual bond, and a discovered 'ru image of Impish fondling a [[Pedophile|minor]]. (Could be faked.) It's unknown whether these claims are legitimate or not, but it could just be another ploy by the norwegian [[Discord|'cord]] in an attempt to kill the Swede. (It is. Look at him, he's too gemmy for such things.) | |||
==Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails== | ==Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails== | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== | =Ishish Soyak Ears= | ||
< | {{Infobox Soyjak | ||
| name = Ishish Soyak Ears | |||
| image = File:Booru ishish soyak ears.png | |||
|original_image = File:Ishish soyak ears.png | |||
| type = [[Soyjak]] subvariant | |||
| origin = [[Int/|/int/]], [[4chan]] <small>(April 11, 2021)</small><ref name="ishish_origin">https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190</ref> | |||
| booru_posts = {{Boorusearch|variant:ishish_soyak_ears|display=116}} <small>As of January 24th, 2023</small> | |||
| based_on = [[Impish Soyak Ears]] | |||
}} | |||
Ishish Soyak Ears is an [[arab]] variant of Impish with large eyes, a large nose, a small mouth, trimmed hair, a monobrow and, as the name would imply, a pair of [[ear]]s. It was created by the same [[The Swede (Artist)|Swedish chud]] who created the original [[Soyjak]] and [[Impish Soyjak Ears]].<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190</ref> | |||
It's literally [[Impish_Soyak_Ears]] upside down. | |||
The variant remained rarely used for a long time, but saw a resurgence on [[soyjak.party]] in mid-May 2021,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210515123757/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref> where it was mostly used to portray Muslims.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210515114946/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88204.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210515115101/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88201.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210515124110/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88197.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210515124133/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88214.html</ref> | |||
{{reflist}} | |||
{{Variants}} | {{Variants}} | ||
[[Category:Ears]] | [[Category:Ears]] | ||
[[Category:Variants]] | [[Category:Variants]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:10, 27 April 2024
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This article is about the variant. For the individual, see the Swede (Artist)
| Impish Soyak Ears | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Aliases |
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| Origin | soyjak.party[1] |
| Earliest Known Appearance | /soy/, Soyjak.party (December 20, 2020)[2] |
| Booru Posts |  3300+ As of December 4th, 2023 |
| Based On | Impish Soyjak |
Impish Soyak[sic] Ears, also known as Impjak, The Swede, Swedish Win, Swedish Fail, and Swedejak, is a 'jak variant based on an edit of Guinness World Record Soyjak. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a nordic jawline, various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the soyjak community, and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray Swedes, there is Quandrillion to infinite evidence that swedes actually look like this or say this.[3] There's a common misconception that this soyjak is called "Impish soyjak ears" but this isn't the case, since The Swede named the original filename "Impish Soyak Ears", and he claims that his earred soyjaks are named soyaks rather than soyjaks.[4][5]
Impish Soyak Ears is best known for his leading role in the critically acclaimed Impjak Adventure webcomic.
He is the current mascot of soyjak.party, succeeding Soytan as of the kuz era.
Early Life
As a young 'jak, Impjak found great joy in throwing poop at his neighbors, especially at the Norwegian lady across the street. Dog poop, cat poop, fish poop, his own poop, anything goes. After throwing poop at his target, he would run to his parents and inform them of what he had done by saying "mfw throw poop at neighbor lady".
Eventually his neighbors grew very tired of his scatty impish ways, and the Norwegian lady's husband threatened to beat Impjak up and throw him into a large pile of coal by stating "Unfunny edit that will never catch on or gain fame". Impjak was unbothered by his threats and responded with "Why so negative?" After this, his Norwegian neighbors would begin calling him names such as "swedish fail". Impjak, thoughever, remained determined to continue his poop flinging ways. For the rest of his young adulthood he continued to throw poop at the neighbors, and legend says he's still throwing poop at neighbors to this very day.
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.
Career
He made his debut on December 20th, 2020[2][6], first on /soy/,[2] and then three minutes later on /int/.[7] At first he was an extremely controversial 'Jak, often being called a Swedish Fail, while other posters defended him, calling him a Swedish Win. He was favored by the mod team, who Stickied a GIF of him being petted.[8] His release began a 4 month long build up of tensions between posters, which burst on April 29, 2021, culminating in the Soyvil War. During the war, Impish joined the side of Wholesome Soyjak due to the fact that the same people who were shitting on Wholesome Soyjak had been shitting on Impish for the last 4 months. Some Impish posters attempted to pledge themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak, but it seems that all Swedes were forcibly lumped in with Wholesome and Deformed due to their evolutionary relation.[9] Their faction was later named "The Swedish", after Impjak.
On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in Soyjak Party's first commerical webcomic, Impjak Adventure. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series, providing both voice and digital mo-cap.
Relationship with Norway
Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via soyduel.
Posting any variation of Impish Soyak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.
Relationship with Pennsylvania
On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.[10] He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.[11][12][13][14]
On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for Troonjak, who had tragically taken her[it just is, ok?] own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.[15]
Controversies
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous dancing swede.mp4 video. Although he denied involvement, it's very likely that, in being a celebrity, he is a pedophile anyway It has been legally proven in court that Impjak is innocent, the truth is that Rapeson made the dancing swede.mp4 video, he used a video of Impjak dancing and then edited it with a 'P clip after.
On April 2nd, 2024, Impish Soyak Ears was accused of engaging in a sexually explicit conversation with a minor via discord,[it just is, ok?] as well as the evidence of Dancing swede.mp4, Kuz promoting him to the site Favicon when he came to power, suggesting a secret mutual bond, and a discovered 'ru image of Impish fondling a minor. (Could be faked.) It's unknown whether these claims are legitimate or not, but it could just be another ploy by the norwegian 'cord in an attempt to kill the Swede. (It is. Look at him, he's too gemmy for such things.)
Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails
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The "Swedish Win" infographic.
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The "Swedish Fail" infographic.
Ishish Soyak Ears
| Ishish Soyak Ears | |
|---|---|
| |
| Soyjak subvariant | |
| Origin | /int/, 4chan (April 11, 2021)[16] |
| Booru Posts | 116 As of January 24th, 2023 |
| Based On | Impish Soyak Ears |
Ishish Soyak Ears is an arab variant of Impish with large eyes, a large nose, a small mouth, trimmed hair, a monobrow and, as the name would imply, a pair of ears. It was created by the same Swedish chud who created the original Soyjak and Impish Soyjak Ears.[17]
It's literally Impish_Soyak_Ears upside down.
The variant remained rarely used for a long time, but saw a resurgence on soyjak.party in mid-May 2021,[18] where it was mostly used to portray Muslims.[19][20][21][22]
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html appears to be the earliest appearance of Impish Soyak Ears, three minutes before the /int/ post previously thought to be the first
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html
- ↑ it was revealed to me in a dream
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#136165362
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210526010313/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/94435.html NOTE: Swede says December 20, 2021, but he seems to have made a typo, and must have meant 2020.
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#q136165362
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210124004516/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515123757/https://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515114946/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88204.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515115101/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/88201.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515124110/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88197.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210515124133/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/88214.html
