Selfish Little Fuck

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The Selfish Little Fuck, also known as the Selfish Little Prick, is a gif of a classic soyjak doing a selfish little jig whilst angrily crying, originating from the video Lazy Mountain by Eltorro64Rus as a trace of the Engineer from Team Fortress 2 doing much the same jig. The selfish little fuck is commonly used to depict users of Soyjak.party who exhibit selfish behavior, such as not wanting to own nothing and be happy. He is also the favourite 'jak of soycraft janny EngineTheCommie, who definitely isn't the narcissist who wrote this sentence to help make this page less coaly and short. Attached to the right is a picture of a selfish little fuck.

List of Selfish Little Fucks

• Chuds
• Thoughers
• Coalposters
• 'nishment Evaders
• J*rtyCUCKS
• Sootists
• Kuzists
• Autists
• Schizoids
• Neutralplier posters
• Lee
• Leebaiters
• YaroslavTV
• Angeleno
• Lawhichcraft
• DOLL
• Froot
• Kuz
• Soot
• Baritone
• Goth
• Nick Fuentes
• Donald Trump
• Black people
• White people
• (You)
• Pretty much everyone
• and most of all Max

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